Shadows

My husband only thrusts and squirms with me, you filthy harlot! Oh god yes! You know how much I love your pie! I cry a little inside when I imagine that your husband is enjoying it instead of me. I mean, um, sure, I could have some, you know I love a good piece. You have a point there. I'm not sure which one of those is actually the point. I'm sorry, I could really go for that pie now. *licks lips, slowly*

This is horrible! It's one thing when the world tries to get you, but when it's your own family, that's just too much! Hey, don't go throwing allegations at my dear brother just because he has the creepiest face, that's no way to spot scum! Speaking of which, does anyone have evil eyebrows? Evil eyebrows are a perfectly acceptable way of spotting scum.

Irena Spalkowa, sister of that hideously deformed and chocolate pie faced Henry, checking in! He was the only witch in the whole thing...

Where's day 1?

Oh, what is this madness? Looks like the place for me! I sent you a pm with the required information, then I deleted it after reading it for you. I think that covers that, right? Shut up, Booker.

Still need stalkers. I wonder if views count if you click the video here... Click it, you know you want to. And it's incredibly short.

Thanks everyone! There's still a lot to go, so keep on viewing! It isn't just an achievement, it's a hat! *reaches for the banhammer* Plus we already know the results of such a poll and there's no point hurting his feelings.

Oh, hey everyone! I'm ... wait ... who am I? What am I doing here? So... *points* LOOK! A DISTRACTION! *runs like hell*

The title says it all. Well, maybe it doesn't. Ok, so here's the deal... There's this little achievement for a game I play (Team Fortress 2) where you record a demo in game and upload it to youtube. The videos can be absolute crap and have to be very short. I covered those two perfectly. So far, so good, but surprisingly, they actually expect people to watch the videos. One thousand people! So... I need views on my videos, and while you're at it, it's the perfect chance to sub4sub, friend, and otherwise stalk the hell out of me. Go crazy, I need to get any one of those videos to 1,000. I wouldn't do it this way, but it seems youtube has some fuckity thing that causes views to stick when you get around 300. I figure if enough of you view them enough times, it'll unstick. Or really stick like hell. Either way, it'll be amusing. Or blow up. Which would also be amusing. When life hands you lemons, burn life's house down. Right? Right! Let the games begin! Oh, and as a side note, Dragonator needs stalkers too, so go hit him while you're at it. We'll friend and sub all of you. Honest. Probably. Even likely. Stalk Unca Shadows and then stalk Dragonator. All the cool kids are doing it. Don't expect any of it to make sense, just watch them all. Then go back and watch them all again later. Watch, watch, watch. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. It doesn't matter who, just spread the word and feel the love. And thanks! Oh, and since this kind of thing is clearly not normally allowed by EB rules, if you're doing the same TF2 achievement, you may reply to this topic with a link to your own youtube and others might spam you as well. One time thing here, so get it while it's hot.

Having had time to think quietly amidst all this action, and I do apologize for my lack of apparent participation, but I am now absolutely certain that Matt Liebenston, our useless HUAC Investigator, is useless for a reason. We've been duped into thinking that he can't be a communist, but I am certain he is and would like to request that we take any possible actions to deal with that problem immediately. I know I've been quiet, which is all the more reason for you to take this seriously, I wouldn't risk being so open and direct if I wasn't absolutely certain. And now, I have more thinking to do. Based on current projected thought scheduling, I'll see you again in a few chapters little while.

I've never died so much for the amusement of so many. It was a noble and honourable game that shall be long remembered. Or quickly forgotten. I haven't decided yet. I'm sure I'll have more comments later. Oh yeah. My Character: Told you I was converted.

Pfft, I gave that up when I started playing Mafia... I'd that!

Torch, huh? Are you trying to hint at something?

There are no lesser members. We're all equal here, some are just more equal than others.

I'll take your rather extensive Hello Kitty Oxford collection.

Stumped [To commemorate my role as the Spontaneous Combustion Tree Stump in Furry Mafia] Boom! [As the name implied, it wasn't a long role]

I AM A TREE STUMP!

It really was fun while it lasted. I'm sure we'll both have a lot to say when it's over. Hosts enjoy killing me.

New titles, before I forget! Foxy [For my Forest Mafia character, the well hatted and misunderstood hero, Felix Fox] Fire Fox 2.0: The Return and Reburn [Felix had a little burning secret to share and came back from the dead to do it]

"And that's when all hell, literally, broke loose..." I love a happy ending. Thanks for a fun game, folks. I'll have a few little comments after it's over.

Did you even read my post? Seriously, last chance here. Be smart.

Right. As the third member of the staff to reply, I'd like to remind you to watch this forum for signups and simply read it to answer your own question in the future. It's very obvious that there are games going on and none are asking for players right now. So no, there are no games for you to join at this moment. Please read this forum before asking yet again or you won't have that option next time. Thank you.

You're a witch. You're always a witch. You were a witch in Witch Hunt and you had an ugly grave. Witchy McWitchypants is you. Seriously though, the voice in the sky is right, let's lighten up. I've got a can of gasoline and some matches if you need help lighting up as well. That too.

You didn't have a single thing to do with convicting me, you got lucky that everything fell together at the right moment and it was all shown in the opening. Nothing more, nothing less, though to be honest, it's still laughable that you're holding on to this lame story, but we both know that. Giving up before a vote is being a poor sport? That's silly. It's called oinking, Hinck invented it and it's something you should try. It frees the soul of all that pent up hostility and aggravation that can build during a game like this. It's like mafia meditation and I would expect all-stars to know that, it's part of our history and it doesn't require someone to be an megablocks to do it. I've treated you far better than you've treated several in this game of life, both in and out of the daily discussion. You still didn't catch me, circumstances gave me up, and if you really felt bad, you'd probably stop.

I've only fulfilled my role and have managed to keep a civil tongue and a respectful attitude in the face of your cursing and ranting and backstabbing. If you want to call that being a poor sport, than you, madame, have been the poorest of all. You give people an easy conviction and full confession and they still aren't satisfied. I even tried to earn a penalty vote for myself to make it easier, given how poorly your efforts have gone so far. Oh well, you can't please everyone when they aren't pleased with themselves.