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The poor guy seriously thinks he's a Bionicle. 8400
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"Sorry, Bat-Mite. I can't hear you very well. Maybe if you'd use quotation marks and other grammatical junk the séance would have worked..." Then Deadpool fell dead once more. Bat-Mite was determined to try harder, this time with quotation marks!
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"I looked upon a can. It was entitled "Spam" Within the can (I'd opened it) another can of spam was fit! Spam in Spam in Spam in Spam, All this and more inside was crammed! And when at last I'd laid my hand upon the final inside can I found that it contained no spam, instead it housed a little man! The moment that I pulled him out, he began to yell and shout and generally thrash about. He said to me "You ugly lout! Go ahead and put me back! Don't you know my name is Jack? That's the thing, I've got my rights! Allow me then, to sleep at nights!" I replied to him as a poet can, "But why sleep you inside my spam? And in my can, that holds the spam? Many layers down you've been! wouldn't you like to see light again?" "No no no, no no no NO!" On the seventh "No" I let him go. He fell back in, upon the spam which was held within the can, within the spam, within the can, and when he'd fallen all the way back to where he former lay I heard him utter, heard him say "Life is much better this way". I closed the can and set him stable and there he stayed, upon the table. How odd it was, how surreal, so I went to find a different meal."
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Not so! Words are the most awkward portion of language, as the Oliver Cromwell you speak of must have known, so the absence of words would make a campaign utterly and entirely and completely totally simple! Like so: "Vote _________ for Mayor!" In this way, everyone who did not vote was supposed to have voted for ______! And of course, most of us being frightened for our lives to leave our homes, perhaps to be picked up and used in a Mafia, stayed home. So by default, _______ Became Mayor! This brings us beautifully and delightfully Full-Circle back to the point: Vote, everyone! Even if only to get a sticker, vote, vote, VOTE!
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"What strange powers work upon our authors."
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Well! Edward Cook, our new mayor? A fascinating occurrence! What are the odds? Excuse me, and allow me to ask a question of you, Bob! Hypothetically, if one was to accidently or unintentionally abstain from a vote not on purpose, would they be counted as a "Yes" or a "No"? What I mean to say is, is each citizen generally assumed to be for or against the selected government on each and every given day?
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the story is slacking. The miners are fracking. the hackers are hacking. the traveler's Packing! The Eggs are all CRACKING! AND THE CLUTCH POWER'S STACKING!
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Secret Enemies - Confirmation and Discussion
Actor Builder replied to Bob's topic in LEGO Mafia and Role-Play Games
Quite like mine, I should imagine! -
LEGO Batman Movie CMF Series (2017) Rumors and Discussion
Actor Builder replied to LegoPercyJ's topic in LEGO Licensed
Oh good, I'm glad to have that entirely necessary concurrence. I was doubting myself for a second there, but I sure am fine now. -
I never expect sequels to be anywhere near as good as the original. I expect them to be just about half as good. If they're better than that, I'm pleasantly surprised. If they're worse than that, then I think I should be allowed to complain.
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Sixty dollars? They all look so sad to exclusively be smiling...
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What was the last movie you watched?
Actor Builder replied to EbonHawk's topic in Culture & Multimedia
Depressing indeed. But necessarily and realistically so. I saw a magnificent stage production of it recently. It was beautiful in it's depression. It's an odd story that way. -
Having trouble making up your mind?
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LEGO Batman Movie CMF Series (2017) Rumors and Discussion
Actor Builder replied to LegoPercyJ's topic in LEGO Licensed
Huh. The coattails are a reality. They look nice, I expected them to be much clunkier than they look on Alfred, but Mickey proves otherwise. -
Nope. It's a goofy rubber ducky.
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A little 2D house! 2134
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I wouldn't, but that's just me. These types of threads are stupid, in my opinion. Do whatever the heck you want to do. It's not my life. I can't give you any kind of good advice unless I know your exact situation. For all I know, those could be your very last $50, in which case I would say to buy some food instead, and try to get a job.
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"They're not dangerous. All they do is eat sleep and poop."
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Look again, Duncan. It's not a thumb, it's a little yellow rubber ducky.
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The Lion King Rendered In Three Dimensional Animation
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Ghostbusters 2016 Reboot discussion
Actor Builder replied to Kaanere's topic in Culture & Multimedia
It's trying to be, but it's just not funny.- 248 replies
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Ghostbusters 2016 Reboot discussion
Actor Builder replied to Kaanere's topic in Culture & Multimedia
What the heck is wrong with you? That is not humor. That is called pain.- 248 replies
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What was the last movie you watched?
Actor Builder replied to EbonHawk's topic in Culture & Multimedia
Hamlet. It seemed to be a 2009 film from BBC. It was good. I'd surprisingly never seen it before, in any format, stage or film, so it was completely new to me. I enjoyed it. My favorite character was the Grave Digger. -
The big deal is that it creates traffic in absurd places around a given city.
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It can't tell if it's minifigure scale or not. 9087