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Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand
Asphalt replied to Lind Whisperer's topic in The Heroica Archive
OOC: miniature hand cannons?- 416 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand
Asphalt replied to Lind Whisperer's topic in The Heroica Archive
Vindsval thinks to himself, Halt and deliver? That makes nearly as little sense as Bobby's colloquialisms. They seem to be the agressive type, perhaps it would be best to answer them in kind. "Now you three think hard upon your path. If you mean us no harm then we mean none to you in return, but If you are the folks that have been bird-dogging this settlement for some time past ,I do not believe they would object to us making corpses out of you. Now you could luxuriate in a nice jail cell, or let us be on our way. But if your hands touch metal, I swear by my pretty pink parasol, I will end you." In his head he wonders, Did he say that right? Is that how they would have responded to one of their own? If the wanderer wills, we shall see.- 416 replies
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I will try to get the trimming a little cleaner at some point if you want.
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Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand
Asphalt replied to Lind Whisperer's topic in The Heroica Archive
Vindsval looks down and watches the last of his team join the coach. He places the Pretty Pink Parasol on his shoulder and turns to the Coachmaster. "It would seem we are all in place. Let us move out. The settlement is waiting."- 416 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand
Asphalt replied to Lind Whisperer's topic in The Heroica Archive
Vindsval Accepts the offered mushroom and consumes it. He feels different as if a milestone had been reached. My thanks Annienal, You have great generosity within you. May your path be smooth and true. If ever I can offer you something in kind, do you hesitate to ask. Fearing that if they waited here any longer Warlen might strip the wheels off of the coach in an attempt to find a way to hasten his actions, Vindsval swings up into the Handcannon seat. "Time to leave, Everyone into the coach. We have a job to do."- 416 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand
Asphalt replied to Lind Whisperer's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Wanderer, preserve and guide.... Umm yes, many thanks sir." Vindsval takes Very Pink Parasol and extends it above his head to cast a shade about himself. It is a very large example of its kind and casts a bit of shade on Bobby as well. He looks up at the translucent pink device. Perhaps status symbols are different among humans in the desert. "It is good to know that you do not expect open attack, but be at ease, will will be ready if it happens." He looks around, just knowing Bobby or Warlen are about to make a comment about his new accessory. He takes a deep breath and readies himself for their usual banter. If they can understand one another these two may be a formidable pair, though for the good or ill of the group it may yet to be seen. It may be a good thing he will need to ride outside of the carriage confines. It would not bode well for the party of one of the two were accidentally thrown from the conveyance. "Perhaps it is time we depart. We make no advancement towards the goals of our employer standing here."- 416 replies
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Heroica RPG - Expert Job Class Discussion
Asphalt replied to LEGOman273's topic in The Heroica Archive
Perhaps the alchemist's ego prohibits them from buying the items of others because they ar einferior to what they themselves can create? But that eliminates their discount entirely. -
Shhhhh don't tell lind he isn't supposed to shower us with gifts. How else with Heroica: The next Generation rise to topple the old regime? Lind seems to be doing well so far. good sets, good feedback so I am looking forward to the trip. Also, now really looking forward to Annie Correcting Bobby's grammer constantly. Last time we were together we just gave him a lot of "Huh" looks.
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Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand
Asphalt replied to Lind Whisperer's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Indeed, though do not mistake my heritage. My father was not one of the Brownskin Clans who fled to the south upon gaining their freedom. He was a greenskin, his people had been among the northmen for some time before he became involved with my mother. But that is perhaps a subject kept to myself." "As you say Mistr... Err Annie. We have indeed passed into friendship. But please know I made no insinuation in my greeting." His voice rumbles deep in his chest, embarrassment perhaps? "If you do not wish to partake of the mushroom, nor Miderun or Bobby, I would eat it. There is something about it that feels as if it might level off my disposition."- 416 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand
Asphalt replied to Lind Whisperer's topic in The Heroica Archive
Vindsval starts slightly at the site of Miderun removing her headscarf. In all of their adventures together he had never seen her even loosen the wrap. "The change of climate has certainly loosened your outlook Miderun. I must admit I find this heat rather confining." He runs a finger under the collar of his tunic. While he is waiting for the stagecoach master to return with the Parasol, Vindsval walks over to Annienal and whispers to her. Mistress Annie, if I may be so forward, your armor and shield protect you well, but your helmet may prove stifling in this heat." He pulls the Wonky Shoes from his pouch. "You are our most robust frontline fighter, might I offer you these to help protect you further?" He offers her the use of the WONKY SHOES (footwear, SP3) for the duration of the quest.- 416 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand
Asphalt replied to Lind Whisperer's topic in The Heroica Archive
"I would be most grateful, for the use of your parasol" At the mention of riding hand-cannon vindsval draws Verkenner from its scabbard. "I have not a hand cannon, though this will fly far and true if needed. Do you expect us to be attacked on the way to the settlement? He sets the rock broom flat on the palm of his hand then makes a flinging gesture outward. The weapon flies out at lighting speed and then wings back just as quickly to alight on his enormous palm.- 416 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand
Asphalt replied to Lind Whisperer's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Well met Master Hill, I am called Vindsval, and I have been chosen as the leader and spokesman of our band. We are most eager to be on our way." Vindsval looks rather uneasily at the small, almost dainty looking conveyance. "I assume that your carriage is not designed for one of my stature. Would the roof hold my weight? I do not believe I would enhance the comfort of my companions if I attempted to ride within."- 416 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand
Asphalt replied to Lind Whisperer's topic in The Heroica Archive
"It would seem that this land is far from prosperous, it takes great efforts to make the meagerest of life flourish." Vindsval turns his attention from the vines to the coachman. "Hail the coach" He deep voice booms over the sands "We are those who were sent for from the Hall of Heroica. Are you here to take us to our destination?"- 416 replies
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Heroica RPG - Quest #131: The Kind of Law They'd Understand
Asphalt replied to Lind Whisperer's topic in The Heroica Archive
Vindsval watches the mage send burst after burst of wind at the fruit to little effect other than dusting them off, then when he isn't looking he swats them with his rock broom Verkenner. The apples fall to the mages feet. who then tosses one to Annienal and eats the other. Vindsval darts his eyes around hoping no one in the party saw what he did. Best to keep everyone's confidence high. He looks at the waiting coach and replaces Verkenner in its scabbard at his waist. He rubs his face and groans slightly. "I do not believe we are all going to fit in the coach. Though there does not seem to be any other alternative." As the party mills around the station he notices that despite the heat and lack of water the roof of the station is covered in lush green vegetation. He peers up and Examines the plants on the roof. OOC: everything looks good I think, thanks for having me and making me party leader no less. Two quests in a row. quite an honor for the big guy. As far as that goes I dont normally pick actions for anyone player. I and your party might might make suggestions but I won't write anything down unless the QM says to pick an action for an absent player. If you have input on a decision I make please speak up in character or send me a PM. I'm looking forward to the quest. Lets go take out some bandits.- 416 replies
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Vindsval sets teh man down. "Mistress Annie, if you are indeed familiar with the young Bobby, you know that many of his strange phrases do not truly exist outside his own sphere. But we attempt to translate them none the less."
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Vindsval sees a familiar spikey head of hair wander into the hall. He walks up to him and takes him in a large one armed hug. "Strange pointy headed Boddy, It is good to see you once more tiny friend. Have you been foshizzling under any tables lately?" Vindsval grins as he brings up how he first met the young man.
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Vindsal looks up as if he can feel the power vacuum created by the mass of heroes leaving the hall. "By all the god's past and future, that shall truly be a tale in the making."
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Clerics rise up and take your proper place in the world!!!
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Vindsval looks at Warlen and Karie "Bargaining." It would appear that the elf is a bit outmatched by the masked vixen. "The Grumpy Staff appears to be a solid weapon Warlen, you would be well equipped to possess it."
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And then the universe Implodes.
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Congrats on getting the rainbow. Not a mage, but Vindsval got all nine as well. He just imbued a couple.
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Potatoe potahto
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ooh mystery magic. The best and worst kind.
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"I believe I know who you mean. Very loud, always talking to a small brown lizard he would have us believe is a dragon. Sadly, though for him or for you I do not know, I have not seen him since my return to the hall. If I run across him, who should I say is looking for him?"