Brickdoctor

I hear sausages go well with applesauce for breakfast.

If he does live in a village, he might speak a village dialect. It's Apri/*, people!*See that, Hinck? Got around that fiIter again.

My Edit button looks fine to me. Anyways, Build 122.3 is live! - New Realm Quest: Kage Kami - New Dungeon: Manor of the Immortals - New untiered items: potion, dagger, wand, robe, trap, tome - Sword range increased, Stone Sword damage increased - Condition effects now have individual unique icons - Improved wall drawing a little - Dungeon exits spawn in a fixed location instead of where boss died - Thessal drops an air pocket where she died - Added new Oryx taunts for a couple encounters - New untiered items: potion, dagger, wand, robe, trap, tome - Two-step password reset - "[H] for help" message replaced - White Demons nerfed a bit to make them melee-able - Sphinx now has a setting - Coral Venom Trap now does Paralyze instead of Slow Also, I've got a bunch of Para rings that I want to get rid of, so if anyone wants some, I'll sell them at a rate of two for 1 Spd for all Para Spd, Dex, Vit, MP, and Wis rings.

Hinck's playing around with the profanity fiIter again. Just because it's ApriI 1st. Don't worry about it; we know what you meant.

March 31st, 2012 - Stupidity killed the Doc! Realm of the Mad God: 12 (Deaths: Brickdoctr: 2+5 Suicides, TLSisco: 2, PoisonKate: 1, Hornblower: 1, Emorith: 1 Suicide) Eurobricks Guild: 2 (Oryx Survivors: Brickdoctr: 1, TLSisco: 1) Doc died twice, both times in the Snake Pit, the first time because a combination of lag and carelessness led to a split-second delay in hitting the spacebar and sucking HP out of some vipers. The second time because he was stupid enough to try to solo said Snake Pit at Level 10. Everybody else's deaths were pretty normal. TLSisco, PoisonKate, Hornblower, and Emorith all ended at -1, but the daily overall winner would be Emorith, because his one death was a suicide. We all love suiciding. Maybe not as much as Doc, because he's MegaBlokin' obsessed with getting a roll with +2746297329203748 HP. Emorith's suicide sets him up to pass Calanon and Harkshire in Guild Fame, while Sisco lengthened his lead over CMP. Doc gained the most Guild Fame, thanks to his rerolling, at +348. Juicy Gossip of the Day: An unnamed source told the author that Emorith set up his first mule today, which is supposedly named 'Finnegan'...

Can we please wait until April 2nd in all timezones to post exciting news? I remember reading that LDD parts are modeled with a different origin than LDraw parts, so they shouldn't even be easily convertible.

Huh? What's wrong with saying April Fools Day? And don't give me the profanity filter MegaBloks, because I'm only an Arch Duke. "Mimecraft"? Oh, I know what that is! April Fools Day! April Fools Day! April Fools Day!

Seems like an April Fools joke, but if it's not, well...the...uh...hmm... Well, the photography's pretty good.

QM Note:No, sorry.

It's not at all crazy. There are some really nice looking sets out there that make great display models. A modular building will look great on a shelf. Personally, I don't think you'd get the full play value out of it, but it'll be worth the money just as a nice display piece.

QM Note: Sorry, I had the party typed out last night and forgot to make the changes. Alexandre has control of the Polybolos and Slice N Dice, while Isabella is on top of the South-West Tower with the Crossbow.

Noticing that all shots are doing full power, I close the majority of the gap between myself and Skrall, attempting to pin his arm with my shield and firing at point-black range. I attack Skrall from the Front Row with my Briar Bow.

MegaBlokin' lag! Got killed by a Greater Pit Viper, of all things. Turned a profit of 4.5 Def, but still... I was going to grab that easy Spd pot, help kill a Pentaract, close the realm, survive Oryx, and hopefully finish with a score of +1. Instead I died to a basic dungeon minion. First roll was -2 at Level 20. Suicided. Second roll was -18 at Level 10. Suicided. Third roll was -3 at Level 10. Suicided. Fourth roll was -9 at Level 10. Suicided. Fifth roll was -5 at Level 10. Suicided. Sixth roll was -6 at Level 12, but I saw a Snake Pit and decided to go in before I suicided. Stheno killed me after I got Slowed and Blinded. Seventh roll is a +9, which is acceptable, though not exceptional. It did survive O1 at Level 10 and netted me an Att and a Sup HP, so I think I'll keep him around for some basic farming. Not sure if I want to throw the good stuff on him.

Are you clicking on the image until you get to the page on which you see only the image on a white background? It should have a URL ending in the image's file type. (.jpg, .gif, .png, etc.)

Night begins to fall and, almost as if on cue, as the sun dips below the horizon, you see three elves emerge from the forest. You notice that the elf on the left has a tattered cloak and the worn equipment of a warrior who has seen much action. You see the elf on the right is old and wizened, more so than any elf should be, and you notice from his staff that he is a practitioner of the darker magics. You look at the elf in the center, who you see wears armor that has been polished to a shine, but you're gazing at his face, which bears an expression that no hero, especially you, Xander, will ever forget. You see the elves pause for a moment, then you see them dash off into the dark. You hear a splash as one of them dives into the river. "Heroes of Heroica and knights of the Lion, prepare to do battle." "Sirs, we're seeing multiple onager teams setting up to the east, west, and south. Three elves have surfaced in the river to the north, and are now climbing up the bank on the fort side of the river. The main push seems to be directed at the peninsula on which the majority of our siege engines are located." Enemies to the West: Lord Davril Type: Humanoid Level: 10 Health: 250/250 Defense: 5 Special I: Focused Assault - For the next 5 Rounds, whenever Lord Davril is supposed to deal Damage, he will deal it only to the target. Special II: Focused Damage - Lord Davril does normal Damage to the target he is focused on. Used only if Lord Davril is already focused on a hero. Drops: Sword of the Elven Blademaster, 100 Gold Lord Belril Type: Humanoid Level: 12 Health: 200/200 Defense: 3 Special I: Resurrection - Lord Belril resurrects a nearby fallen elf with half Health. Revived elves will die if Lord Belril is defeated. Special II: Damage - Lord Belril deals normal Damage. Used only if there are no dead elves nearby. Drops: Staff of the Elven Necromancer, Robe of the Elven Necromancer Elven Guard A Type: Humanoid Level: 5 Health: 75/75 Defense: 8 Special: Shield Counter - The Elven Guard slams his shield upwards at the target, causing the Stunned effect. Drops: 10 Gold Elven Guard B Type: Humanoid Level: 5 Health: 75/75 Defense: 8 Special: Shield Counter - The Elven Guard slams his shield upwards at the target, causing the Stunned effect. Drops: 10 Gold Elven Guard C Type: Humanoid Level: 5 Health: 75/75 Defense: 8 Special: Shield Counter - The Elven Guard slams his shield upwards at the target, causing the Stunned effect. Drops: 10 Gold Elven Guard D Type: Humanoid Level: 5 Health: 75/75 Defense: 8 Special: Shield Counter - The Elven Guard slams his shield upwards at the target, causing the Stunned effect. Drops: 10 Gold Elven Elite A Type: Humanoid Level: 8 Health: 40/40 Defense: 5 Special: Take Cover - The Elven Elite crouches behind his shield. During the next Round, he will take no Damage. Drops: nothing Elven Elite B Type: Humanoid Level: 8 Health: 40/40 Defense: 5 Special: Take Cover - The Elven Elite crouches behind his shield. During the next Round, he will take no Damage. Drops: nothing Elven Scout A Type: Humanoid Level: 3 Health: 20/20 Special: Spotter - The Elven Scout relays information to his allies concerning the current state of the fort's defenses. Siege weapons and Archers will deal 150% Damage during the next Round. Drops: nothing Elven Archer A Type: Humanoid Level: 4 Health: 25/25 Special: Grappling Hooks - The Elven Archer uses his bow to shoot ropes over the wall or tower being attacked, enabling his allies to scale the wall. Drops: nothing Elven Engineer A Type: Humanoid Level: 1 Health: 35/35 Special: Repair - The Elven Engineer restores 5 Health to the siege engine with the lowest Health. Drops: 20 Gold Elven Onager A Type: Mechanical Level: 3 Health: 20/20 Special: Diseased Shot - The Elven Onager fires a dead animal, causing the Poisoned effect to any heroes on the fortification targeted. Drops: Venom Enemies to the South: Elven Elite C Type: Humanoid Level: 8 Health: 40/40 Defense: 5 Special: Take Cover - The Elven Elite crouches behind his shield. During the next Round, he will take no Damage. Drops: nothing Elven Elite D Type: Humanoid Level: 8 Health: 40/40 Defense: 5 Special: Take Cover - The Elven Elite crouches behind his shield. During the next Round, he will take no Damage. Drops: nothing Elven Elite E Type: Humanoid Level: 8 Health: 40/40 Defense: 5 Special: Take Cover - The Elven Elite crouches behind his shield. During the next Round, he will take no Damage. Drops: nothing Elven Scout B Type: Humanoid Level: 3 Health: 20/20 Special: Spotter - The Elven Scout relays information to his allies concerning the current state of the fort's defenses. Siege weapons and Archers will deal 150% Damage during the next Round. Drops: nothing Elven Archer B Type: Humanoid Level: 4 Health: 25/25 Special: Grappling Hooks - The Elven Archer uses his bow to shoot ropes over the wall or tower being attacked, enabling his allies to scale the wall. Drops: nothing Elven Engineer B Type: Humanoid Level: 1 Health: 35/35 Special: Repair - The Elven Engineer restores 5 Health to the siege engine with the lowest Health. Drops: 20 Gold Elven Onager B Type: Mechanical Level: 3 Health: 20/20 Special: Diseased Shot - The Elven Onager fires a dead animal, causing the Poisoned effect to any heroes on the fortification targeted. Drops: Venom Enemies to the South-East: Elven Scout C Type: Humanoid Level: 3 Health: 20/20 Special: Spotter - The Elven Scout relays information to his allies concerning the current state of the fort's defenses. Siege weapons and Archers will deal 150% Damage during the next Round. Drops: nothing Elven Archer C Type: Humanoid Level: 4 Health: 25/25 Special: Grappling Hooks - The Elven Archer uses his bow to shoot ropes over the wall or tower being attacked, enabling his allies to scale the wall. Drops: nothing Elven Engineer C Type: Humanoid Level: 1 Health: 35/35 Special: Repair - The Elven Engineer restores 5 Health to the siege engine with the lowest Health. Drops: 20 Gold Elven Onager C Type: Mechanical Level: 3 Health: 20/20 Special: Diseased Shot - The Elven Onager fires a dead animal, causing the Poisoned effect to any heroes on the fortification targeted. Drops: Venom Enemies to the East: Elven Scout D Type: Humanoid Level: 3 Health: 20/20 Special: Spotter - The Elven Scout relays information to his allies concerning the current state of the fort's defenses. Siege weapons and Archers will deal 150% Damage during the next Round. Drops: nothing Elven Archer D Type: Humanoid Level: 4 Health: 25/25 Special: Grappling Hooks - The Elven Archer uses his bow to shoot ropes over the wall or tower being attacked, enabling his allies to scale the wall. Drops: nothing Elven Engineer D Type: Humanoid Level: 1 Health: 35/35 Special: Repair - The Elven Engineer restores 5 Health to the siege engine with the lowest Health. Drops: 20 Gold Elven Onager D Type: Mechanical Level: 3 Health: 20/20 Special: Diseased Shot - The Elven Onager fires a dead animal, causing the Poisoned effect to any heroes on the fortification targeted. Drops: Venom Enemies to the North: Lord Leorry Type: Humanoid Level: 15 Health: 150/150 Defense: 1 Passive Special: Infiltrate - Lord Leorry can move through locked doors in towers. Special: Invisibility - Lord Leorry cloaks himself with elven magic and disappears from the mini-map for 2 Rounds, during which he can move unseen and untargeted by heroes, but may not deal Free Hits. Drops: Cloak of the Invisible Elf, 100 Gold Elven Saboteur A Type: Humanoid Level: 5 Health: 40/40 Passive Special: Infiltrate - The Elven Saboteur can move through locked doors in towers. Special: Mine - The Elven Saboteur plants a magical explosive in whichever wall or tower he currently is in, which will detonate and cause 5 Damage to the fortification and any heroes in it at the end of the next Round. Drops: Elven Bomb Elven Saboteur B Type: Humanoid Level: 5 Health: 40/40 Passive Special: Infiltrate - The Elven Saboteur can move through locked doors in towers. Special: Mine - The Elven Saboteur plants a magical explosive in whichever wall or tower he currently is in, which will detonate and cause 5 Damage to the fortification and any heroes in it at the end of the next Round. Drops: Elven Bomb Party: Althior Emorith, Level 17 Mage (K-nut) *Party Leader* *Mounted* *Hastened* *Encouraged* *Lucky* Power: 22 44 Health: 21/21 Ether: 21/21 Defense: 3 Gold: 10 Inventory: Dragoro (WP:5), Robe of the Elven Warlock (SP: 3), Topaz (Lightning), Amethyst (Darkness), Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind), Opal (Ice), Aquamarine (Water), Emerald (Wood), Diamond (Light), Potions (2), Shovel, Bedroll, Remedy, Horse, Fire Bomb, Skeleton Decoys (2) Xander Unth'or, Level 11.5 Barbarian (posades) *Party Second-in-Command* *Mounted* *Encouraged* Power: 19 38 Health: 18/18 Gold: 40 Inventory: Pongcanis Club (WP: 8), Enigmatic Hammer (WP: 3), Robe of the Pongcanis Champion (WP: +1Front Row; SP: +1Back Row), Potions (2), Grand Potion, Phoenix Essence, Horse, Fire Bomb, Skeleton Decoy William Harkenshire, Level 11 Ranger (volcanicpanik) *Mounted* *Hastened* Power: 16 Health: 15/16 Gold: 15 Inventory: Repeating Crossbow (WP: 5May not be upgraded; Fire Elemental; Hastened), Potion (3),Remedy, Smoke Bomb, Bedroll, Mead, Smelling Salts, Pickaxe, Horse, Skeleton Decoy, Alexandre le Chevalier, Level 8 Knight (Capt.JohnPaul) Power: 9 Health: 17/17 Defense: 2 Gold: 15 Inventory: Sword (WP: 3), Buckler Shield (SP: 2), Potions (2), Fire Bombs (2) Luke, Level 15.5 Sage (controlled by K-nut) *Pacifist* Power: 20 Health: 30/30 Ether: 22/22 Gold: 0 Inventory: Healing Staff (WP: 5), Wooden Staff (WP: 1), Diamond (Light), Garnet (Earth), Bedroll Count Lewis Knyghton, Level 10.5 Engineer (controlled by Flipz) Power: 13 Health: 18/18 Gold: 0 Inventory: Spatha (WP: 3), Standard-Issue Halberd (WP:1), Opal (Ice), Emerald (Wood), Telescope, Potions (2) Arthur Justus Regulus VII, Level 8 Mage (Flipz) Power: 13 Health: 12/12 Ether: 12/12 Gold: 5 Inventory: Staff of the Elven Warlock (WP: 5; Wood Elemental), Serpentine Staff (WP: 3), Bedroll Reconstructed Elven Onager Operated by Arthur Justus Regulus VII Level: 5 Health: 12/12 Ammunition: Stones Helm Delvergrow, Level 3 Barbarian (played by Sloop) Power: 6 Health: 10/10 Gold: 10 Inventory: Snake-style Blade (WP:3), Potion, Mead Mini Merlin Trebuchet Operated by Helm Delvergrow Level: 20 Health: 20/20 Ammunition: Stones Note: Because it uses a sling, the Mini Merlin Trebuchet may not fire multiple projectiles. Arasmyth RuGard, Level 10.5 Mage (Kadabra) Power: 14 Health: 14/14 Ether: 12/14 Defense: 1 Gold: 8 Inventory: Sapphire Staff (WP: 4; Wind Elemental), Robe of Magi (SP: 1), Scroll of Sealing, Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (Lightning), Potions (3), Smoke Bomb, Water Bomb, Skeleton Decoy Hiyaaaaaa Hwacha Operated by Arasmyth Level: 5 Health: 15/15 Ammunition: Explosive Arrows (2 Turns-worth) - The Hiyaaaaaa Hwacha will target every enemy in front of a selected wall. (example statement of action: "Hiyaaaaaa Hwacha targets enemies in front of the East Wall") Explosive arrows have a 50% chance per target of exploding violently and imparting a Burning effect, causing the target to lose 2 Health per Round until the fire is extinguished. Note: The Hiyaaaaaa Hwacha must take a Turn after each attack to reload - this need can be eliminated by assigning a second Operator to the weapon. Isabella del Toboso, Level 5 Rogue (Dharkan) Power: 8 Health: 11/11 Gold: 25 Inventory: Standard-Issue Crossbow (WP: 1), Golden Dagger (WP: 3), Standard-Issue Sword (WP: 1), Venom, Potions (2), Bedroll, Fire Bombs (2) Slice N Dice Blockade Operated by Alexandre le Chevalier Level: 1/15 Health: 15/15 Ammunition: Makeshift Swords Note: The Slice N Dice Blockade starts at Level 1, and gains 1 Level for every Turn a hero operates it, with a maximum possible Level of 15. If possible, the Blockade loses a Level for every Turn no one operates it. The Slice N Dice Blockade cannot move, and can only melee attack. Polybolos *Rapid-fire* Operated by Alexandre le Chevalier Level: 10 Health: 15/15 Ammunition: Arrows Note: The polybolos will shoot twice at a target each Round.

It's been getting more popular ever since it got published on Steam. (on the forum, the better players even have the term "Steam noobs" just to refer to the seemingly infinite amount of new players coming in each day from Steam)

Hopefully, the rest of the day will be better. Does anyone else feel like EUNorth2 might be getting a little too busy? I've noticed there are now regularly four realms open, instead of the two that would be there when Skipper and I first switched over. I've also noticed that there are enough newbs and n00bs on the server, now, for me to be constantly followed whenever I try to use my EP to farm for HP/MP pots, which really takes away all the fun of running through the lowlands blowing things up, because I have to constantly respond to all the players following me around posting in all-caps asking how the MegaBloks I have the staff. I've also been seeing a lot more lag during the times when I usually have no problem.

Thanks for the great game, badboy! Yeah, I must apologize for my behavior that Day. I was incredibly frustrated that, in my mind, I'd done everything I could do to help, and you were taking it was reason to lynch me, and I was annoyed that you wanted me to compile my own list of actions, because, really, that's not a defense. Anyone can make themselves appear Townie by doing Townie actions, so it's the motive behind them that needs to be exposed, and I thought that I had already defended that in the best possible way. In any case, my behavior that Day really wasn't helpful and was unnecessarily hostile, so I apologize.On that note, I'm a little disappointed that this turned out to be survivors win, because I had assumed that it was team win, but it is my fault that I got lynched, so I don't really have that much against it, even if I feel that I was more helpful and put more effort into this game than some of the winners.

I notice a Knight commenting on the battle, but I do my best to tune him out and concentrate at the task at hand, wondering why people seem to be in such a hurry.

QM Note: I think I got this right. Any changes? Since you've got all those Pikemen massed on the East Wall, I assumed you'd want more heroes to the west. You rush to your positions.

Updated.When you kill O1, he drops the Wine Cellar portal. If someone has an Incantation (which drops from the dungeon bosses of Snake Pit and higher at a very low chance), he can use it to open the portal. Then you go inside and you get to Oryx's Wine Cellar. In that is Oryx 2 (really creative, I know), and he's the only enemy who drops WC Tops, the highest equips in the game. (T12 weapons and armor, and T6 abilities)

March 30th, 2012, on which we just kept on rolling: Realm of the Mad God: 16 (Deaths: CallMePie: 4, PoisonKate: 3, Brickdoctr: 2+4 Suicides, Hornblower: 2, Briksparts: 1, TLSisco: 1) Eurobricks Guild: 2 (Oryx Survivors: PoisonKate: 1, CallMePie: 1) Doc did the usual and died, then spent about the whole MegaBlokin' day trying to roll up some suitable stats, contributing four suicides to RotMG's kill total. Skipper got killed by a Medusa, and then decided to jump into a UDL with Doc just to see how long he'd last with a Level 1, starter equips Wizzy. It was about ten seconds. Kate overtook Flipz in overall Guild Fame rankings, and she and CMP were today's O1 survivors. B&P and Sisco tied for best overall score, finishing at -1. As a whole, the Guild finished with an overall score of -14, slightly better than yesterday's -16. CMP is passing players left and right on the Guild Fame rankings, and now only narrowly trails Sisco for the sixth spot overall. Skipper and Doc were the biggest Fame gainers, at +297 and +255, respectively. The EB guild (or, actually, just Doc) rolls on... Haha. Hah. Ha.

Er, no, the highest Def leather is yellow, green, and orange:Hydra Skin Armor (Tier 12) I believe red would be one of these: Minotaur Hide Armor (Tier 3) Wyvern Skin Armor (Tier 6)

I'm going, I'm going!