Scouty Posted October 28, 2006 It had bits and pieces of... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahgarak Posted October 28, 2006 The Uplink,that Ryo wrecked so that he could be alone with his beloved Cyclone Defender.However, old Bob was suddenly attacked by a Devastator whose code was... - Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zane Posted October 28, 2006 'St0p u51ng 3x0-f0rc3 5tuff' The Devastator disappeared (it was a hallucination) and he continued to eat his soup, when suddenly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WesternOutlaw Posted October 28, 2006 The dark and mysterious Sea Hag came wandering into his Crab Shack looking for a warm bowl of chowder. (NOTE: please, no more Sci-Fi. This is a mystery/horror tale, not the Matrix. This is supposed to be a spooky Halloween story). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted October 28, 2006 And she said: "Give me chowder or I will put a curse on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WesternOutlaw Posted October 28, 2006 your Crab Shack, and it will be haunted by the spirits of sunken pirates. They will rise from their watery graves and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted October 28, 2006 scare away all his customers by... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahgarak Posted October 28, 2006 Tearing their heads off,singing a sea shanty and putting them back on.Then,they shall... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lost Viking Posted October 28, 2006 make "clam chowder" using human... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zane Posted October 28, 2006 eyeballs." The Sea Hag took the chowder away, and Bob sat, terrified. Then he realized that the Sea Hag had taken away part of his soul in the chowder. Old Bob ran after the Sea Hag for days, until they met on the shore of an island, where Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soap Posted October 28, 2006 The Sea hag turned Bob into a frog... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WesternOutlaw Posted October 29, 2006 "and he got chopped up by one of his cooks and eaten in a big bowl of chowder", Johnson added. "What a frightening story", Jane responded, "Mary was quite fond of Bob's Crab Shack". "You don't say"? Johnson commented. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted October 29, 2006 THen Johnson said: "How about another? Well...It was a dark and stormy night on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lost Viking Posted October 29, 2006 October 30th, everyone was getting ready for Halloween because in this small quiet town.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted October 29, 2006 a big, hideos, smelling, bad looking, disgusting, meat eating... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lost Viking Posted October 29, 2006 bunny was on the loose... X-D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted October 29, 2006 Until... (felt lazy on that one :-D Also, bunny was exactly what i was hoping for that somebody was going to say :-D ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahgarak Posted October 29, 2006 ...Jason Voorhees came and killed the bunny.However,the bunny was not... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted October 29, 2006 really dead, it became a zombie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zane Posted October 29, 2006 The zombie ran after Phil and Jill, two of the towns representatives. They reached a series of fences, and Jill stopped. "What, never taken a shortcut before?" Phil laughed, and dived over a fence. (I had to...it was telling me to....) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lost Viking Posted October 29, 2006 The a big, hideous, smelling, bad looking, disgusting, meat eating, Zombie Bunny grabbed a struggling Jill off the fence and... (Lol, you really did ImperialScout? I just thought it would be a funny little addition to the story) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WesternOutlaw Posted October 29, 2006 yanked her head off like it was the wrapper of a tootsie roll pop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted October 29, 2006 After years of turmoil from the bunny zombie, they decided to blow it up using... ( Yeah I really did :-D ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oo7 Posted October 29, 2006 The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. "Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!" "Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem." "Consult the Book of Armaments!" "Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one." "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--" "Skip a bit, Brother." "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." "Amen." "Right! One!... Two!... Five!" "Three, sir!" "Three!" *angels sing* *boom* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahgarak Posted October 29, 2006 And so,the bunny zombie died.However... - Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
