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Good idea, mind if I steal that? Also, have you ever read 1984? I just started it a few days ago, and I keep thinking of 'the party' in there every time I read 'the party' here now.

Aye, I'm definitely keeping the narrations for any quests I host. Simply wonderful.

"Alright, I'll attack Scary crow D from the front row."

"I vote this strategy. Tesni and I could target the Scarecrow, since we're the most powerful."

"Alright, it's the scarecrow from the front row for me!"

I have a more refined pitch now that I'd like to share. I also have some pictures of scenery and enemies, if you'd like them PM'd to you. And if you would like to know the details, I do need a little help on enemy levels and health. Cave Sounds Assignment: "Horrid sounds have been coming from the cave on my property. I don't know what's causing them, but I have my suspicions. Find the source of that wretched racket, and eliminate it." ~ Eran Hinckwell, esteemed member of the Hinckwells. Party Requirements: "I need five strong fighters to explore the cave. I can't say for sure what's causing those horrible noises, but if my suspicions are correct, you're going to need as much fighting force as you can get." Reward: "One level of experience apiece, and whatever loot you find in the cave. If you bring me back a shovel, I'll also give you something shiny."

Jess sheathed Blohdhurm, and hefted the bone dagger. "I'll go ahead and use this, until I can upgrade Blohdhurm," Jess said, a little sad to be using a new weapon. Jess pulled a quill and a piece of parchment out of her bag. "I'll try to keep a rough track of where we've been."

"Alright, it's Direwolf C from the Front Row for me, then."

"I will not miss this time! I'll attack Direwolf C from the Front row!" Jess shouted, annoyed that the day had fatigued her into missing so much.

"Alright, I'll attack Direwolf A from the Front Row."

"Well that's just perfect. I don't think that this field will be saved in four turns, so I'll go ahead and Use 1 venom."

"Hm. We only have four turns to kill this thing. Unless I'm mistaken, I'll only do three extra damage if I poison Blohdhurm, which is less than what I could get on my first turn. I know I have three vials, but don't you think that those would be better used in a battle without a time limit? I will if you really want me to, but I think it's impractical."

"Looks like I was right again... I'll attack the Direwolf from the front row!"

"Let's try the Black Sheep first. I have a gut feeling about the Chubby Ewe, but let's get the obvious out of the way first."

"Meadow. Let's go to the meadow." "Perhaps I'll pick another winner! "

"Forgive me, I misspoke. Thanks for the venom."

Jess laughed at another field saved, glad that her friend Tesni had done so well in the battle. "Great job friend! I'm glad you were chosen for this quest!" Receiving the potion, Jess thanked Ranger Docken.

Jess unsheathed Blohdhurm, glad to be the one to find the monsters again. Grinning with the joy of battle, Jess said "I'll take the Brown Bugbear! He won't last long against me!" Jess thought about what she had said a few moments ago, and added "From the front row, of course!"

I have to say, I'm pretty annoyed by the griefing. Someone obviously needs to get a life. Bedrock in everyone's door? Lava all over the place? Hmph. Scouts and I've cleaned up some lava, but I'm not sure what do for the bedrock.

"How about middle tree left? I'm honestly just guessing at this point."

Jess grinned with the thrill of battle, a feeling of power coursing through her veins. Jess grinned broadened when she accepted the Tonic. After wiping the pumpkin stuff off of Blohdhurm and sheathing it, Jess said "yes, the orchard was were we were going."

"I'll attack pumpkinface C, from the front row."

"Front row, second to the right. It only has four stripes. Should we go for that one?"

Love me some Dubstep. Especially Havoc by DastiK.

"Agreed. The dryad would be slightly easier to find," Jess replied thoughtfully.