Dannylonglegs

"How kind of you to thank me when it is my duty to supply you with the just spoils of our combined success." Said Sylph in an unsettling monotonous voice. "Two is better than one!"

"That worked out well enough, all though, it cost me a fire bomb. So. Five bones for everyone! I'd like to take my time and investigate this richly garnish chamber for anything of any value... impiously (at least the ancient ones). Then, we chase after that statue!"

"Alright, so I guess we're fighting. I'll throw a fire bomb into the fray from the back row." "Order of attack: Nyx Amorith Barur Sylph Boomingham" "I, Barur, will heal zombie s." "from the back row." Finished Barur

"Oh. My. A-God. What hath we wrought?! The only tactically sane move I can think of is expeditious retreat! What say you comrades?"

"I'd like to ask him to whom this tomb belongs while also trying to see what level he is."

:All right, let's go Right! I hope we find treasure to make up for the bad investment those canteens were!"

"Alright, let's go back into the mountain caves."

"Let's keep going in the cave."

Oh jeez, I remember, I was worried you'd shoot your eyes out!

"Will we continue to lose health from heat in the cave?" Sylph asked god.

Jeremy! You have a hunting rifle under your bed?! Did I know about this!? Does your father?

"I doubt there's more xp going back, let's enter the cave."

"I will first heal Tormek, then give him my tonic In exchange for a canteen (If he's willing of course). Then I'd like to drink from my canteen. Then I'd like to dig then I'd like to sleep."

"Ok! So loot. Boomingham- Fire gem Nyx- Wood gem Amorith- Earth Sylph- Grand toxin Barur- Lightning gem"

Wait, I've got health, why don't you fix up Amorith instead. Nature Spirits! Why won't this thing die! I spite it with my rod of rock smashing from the front row. No offence mineral water monster, but we've got a schedule to keep, and you're really slowing us down, not to mention leaching off our health, so if you don't mind, DIE FASTER!" "Order of attack: Boomingham Nyx Amorith Sylph Barur" (Ooc: Cap't, please wait for Barur to update his action. )

"Anyone who can fight should fight. If you've got 8 or less health, wait it out or throw a bomb if you have one. We're so close! I attack with my rod from the front row." "Order of attack: Boomingham Barur Sylph Nyx Amorith"

"Barur, I recomend you attack, the monster won't damage you because Boomer is shielding. I attack front row." "Order of attack: Boomingham Nyx Amorith Barur Sylph"

"Oooh! this is a new feeling. Damage that is. I haven't felt it since last adventure! I kinda think I wanna kill this guy! I Attack from the front row!" (Yes, you're correct about the special attack as far as I know) "Order of attack: Nyx Amorith Boomingham Sylph Barur"

"I'll take another swipe at the water monster from the front row." Proclaimed Sylph, doing so. "And I'll heal myself... in the back row I guess." said Barur. "Almost forgot... "Order of attack: Nyx Amorith Boomingham Sylph Barur"

"Okay, good call on that right! I'll attack the water rock monster from the front row. Barur informs me that he'll target the earth rock monster from the front row. This time Boomer, I assure you, you'll get that fire gem. " "Order of attack: Nyx Amorith Boomingham Barur Sylph"

I'd like to check under the mattress, the bed, the pillow, and the blankets.

Oh! I'm persistent? You don't think I'm reasonable enough to talk to?! You don't want to hurt me? Let me let you down easy: I love Jack, but he won't reciprocate! He loves his God**** pets more than me and his family! He's been so distant! His pet shop is eating up all his time and passion in a way I never could! We used to go on trips Jack! We used to see the world and marvel at its glory, but now I'm lower than a dog! Is there any question as to why I'd seek affection from someone who has some to give?!

"Right"

"I guess I'll go ahead and make a unilateral decision. We go left."

"Right, I've finished skinning the lizards. Nyx gets a pink skin; Boomer gets orange; Marvelo gets black; and I also get black."