Hinckley

Night One... Horace hopped into bed and fell soundly asleep. Suddenly, an evil crow appeared! "Nyaar! I am evil, and am breaking into your house! Muhuhahaha! My laugh is an evil laugh! Also, I have a scary sickle!" The crow laughed and snarled. A flash of red light emanates from Horace's house, indicating an evil night action. "A-ha! I have just the thing for you!" Horace proclaimed, "That kind Baker and his wife gave me this bag of magic powder! Suck it!" Horace threw the bag, like a hero or whatever, at the horrible Evil Crow Guy... ...and watched as the magic powder began to eat the crow's flesh. A flash of green light emanates from Horace's house to signal a righteous night action. "Argh, it burns!" Cried the crow, "But you're not the only one with a trick up your sleeve! Nyaar!" A second flash of red light emanates from Horace's house and the powder suddenly disappears from the crow guy's flesh. "Oh, shoot. Guess I'm dead now, huh?" Horace asked. "No! My flesh hurts, and I'm rather put off, so instead of killing you I think I'll just flee." Cried the crow. Later that night... The Demon Legion were having a good laugh at Bruno's misfortune and near brush with death. "You know what'd be hilarious?" One of them asked, "Let's never use the shapeshifting action again. That way if Horace tries to tell people what happened, he'll look crazy!" The scum erupted into laughter again. "We've got a pretty great team," one of them commented, "The only thing that could screw us at this point would be a ridiculous resurrection. But, what's the chance of that? Let alone three??" You may now vote. You have 48 hours to reach a conviction. With 6 players left, it takes 4 votes to lynch.

Ooops: Whose shadow and hand is that off to the right of the shot? It's the crow, impatiently awaiting his big scene. I must remember to keep the offstage actors out of the shots...and the lights.

Yes, I believe the scum in Bloodbrick started calling me Hinckle. It's a weird variation as it's only shortening the name by one letter...

It's right next to all my posts!

Damn right!

I know. I'm totally kidding. I was just pointing out, as Rick did, that your post about grammar was filled with errors. You're in college, isn't there a spelling standard to get in??

Happy Birthday Rufus!!! Congratulations on not being killed in The Forest last night!

You even spelled my name wrong. But, even though I picked badboy, I ground out some grammar lessons on the scum writeboard.

Thanks for playing iamded. Sorry to see you go. I shall miss your night actions. Ricecracker, thanks for playing as well. Great game to both of you.

Players only please! "I'm so glad we didn't lynch Portia," Horace said, "This village is running dangerously low on chicks." "Silence!" Daxia demanded. She snapped her fingers... ...and the gallows disappeared. "With The Baker and his wife out of my way, I can finally start picking off you sniveling little twirps," Daxia sneered, "As soon as I find who they gave their magic blue orb to. I know one of you little monkeys has it." Marcellus and Marcus exchanged a glance. "No, not literally monkeys. I mean you're all monkeys." Daxia sighed. "I'm a goat," said Gilbert. "Right," said Horace, "and I'm a horse." "Shut up!" Daxia cried, "I know some excellent little torture curses to find out who has it." "You shall not pass!" Marcellus the Monk cried. "Oh get over your Tolkien fetish," Daxia rolled her eyes. "The Baker and his wife left us a great gift!" Marcellus exclaimed, "Their sacrifice shields us from harm as long as our innocent villagers still outnumber The Demon Legion!" "Spoiled Sport," Daxia sneered, "Minion! Take out as many as you can." With that, Daxia disappeared. Then an odd thing happened...Bruno Bear began shapeshifting right in front of them. In just a few seconds, he had morphed into a terrifying crow carrying a sickle! Bruno Bear was the shapeshifting arsonist night killer for The Demon Legion! The crow claimed his first casualty, knocking Portia Poodle to the ground with his sickle. "Does casualty mean dead?" Portia asked. No. "Oh, good." The crow took a swing at Cameron Crocodile, but fortunately Cameron fell over right before the sickle would've made contact with his brain. "See everybody! I'm not crazy," Horace said, "He's real. You guys see him, right? Does everybody see a crow?" Horace took another bite of his mushroom. The crow swung his sickle at Horace Horse, knocking him into Marcus Monkey's apple cart. The crow's eyes turned red as he burst into flames. "Now, who has that orb? Toss it out or I shall cut you down one by one until I find the orb on your charred corpse!" The Creepy Crow bellowed in the voice of a devil. A brave citizen threw a bucket of water at the crow, dowsing the flames. Another brave citizen finally worked up the guts to use the brown wand they had been given. It didn't work quite the way it was supposed to... ...but it got the job done. The demon creature chewed that crow up real good, extracting his soul... ...and then crapped out the remains. Bruno Bear (Scouts) was a member of The Demon Legion. During the confusion, someone had set Horace Horse on fire. The fire burned quickly leaving a charred corpse in the village square. Horace Horse (iamded) was a loyal member of The Village. "Oh our dear dear Horace," Marcellus the Monk cried. "Where's Edgar?" Someone asked. "I don't know," Somebody else answered, "I haven't seen him since Bruno Bear morphed into Creepy Crow!" "Are you wearing any pants?" Kaley Cat asked. "Are you wearing a shirt?" Marcus Monkey asked, "Or are you just showing off your kitty titties?" "Gross!" Portia Poodle cried. "You're not wearing pants either!" Kaley Cat pointed out. "Gabby's overalls are just painted on her hair. She's mostly naked!" Gilbert Goat said. "Her name's Gabby but she's not very gabby, is she?" Cameron Crocodile said. Everyone had a good laugh. Except Gabby. "Where did she go?" Somebody asked. During the confusion, someone had slit Gabby Goat's throat and she lay dead on the ground. Gabby Goat (Ricecracker) was an innocent member of The Village. "Now wait just a God damn minute." Marcellus the Monk was frustrated, "While we were standing here, somebody kidnapped Edgar Elephant, burned Horace Horse to death and slit Gabby Goat's throat? We're either still up against several Demon Legion members or one very crafty one. For it to be one, they'd have to be as stealthy and skilled as a ninja..." It didn't matter that they hadn't slept, the villagers were determined to find the remaining scum among their dwindling numbers... _____________________________ Day Ten has begun. Voting is not allowed in the first 24 hours. Objective The Villagers must find and eliminate all members of The Demon Legion. The Demon Legion wins when they outnumber the innocent Villagers. Rules 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Village or the Demon Legion. To win the game, the Village must kill off all the Demon Legion, while the Demon Legion needs to outnumber the Village. Third-Party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles. 2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, un-voting is to be done in the format; Un-vote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. You are only allowed one un-vote a day. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. 3. A game day will last 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of the night stage. 4. The alignment of lynched players will be revealed at the beginning of the next day, as well as those that died during the night. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the game host via PM. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but only in your own words. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. It is very important in this game to not discuss anything with dead players. I will only say this once. Don’t screw yourself over by revealing anything to a player who seems to have been removed from the game. Get it? 8. You may not edit your posts. 1st offense: penalty vote, 2nd offense: The untimely death of your character and the end of your game. No chance for resurrection. 9. You must post in every day thread. One day without a post and your character will be comically killed off. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. 11. It is recommended that you turn off your profile views for this game. Players Cameron Crocodile - Carpenter played by Rufus Edgar Elephant - Fisherman played by WhiteFang Gilbert Goat - Schoolteacher played by Fugazi Kaley Cat - Mill Operator played by Lord Arjay Marcus Monkey - Apple Seller played by Inconspicuous Portia Poodle - General Store Operator played by Cornelius Murdock ______________________________________ The Deceased Bristol Bunny - Seamstress - Unknown Affiliation - convicted on Day 2. played by Bob the Construction Man Wendell Walrus - Librarian - Village - gave his own life on Night 2. played by Stash2Sixx Brigit Bunny - Florist - Village - murdered on Night 2. played by Sandy Lauren Lamb - Gardener - Demon Legion - convicted on Day 3. played by Zepher Lazlo Lion - Butcher - The Village - died mysteriously on Day 4. played by TinyPiesRUs Felix Fox - Farmer - Demon Legion - murdered on Night 3 and convicted on Day 4. played by Shadows Benji Bulldog - Hat Maker - The Village - murdered on Night 4. played by Walter Kovacs Pennie Pig - Spring Haven Mayor - The Village - murdered on Night 4. played by Eskallon Sheldon Sheepdog - Toy Maker - Unknown Affiliation - convicted on Day 5. played by Quarryman Kenda Cat - Baker - The Village - murdered on Night 5. played by I Scream Clone Helen Hippo - Cook - The Village - murdered on night 2 and convicted on Day 6. played by def Cara Cow - Doctor - Demon Legion - convicted on Day 7. played by badboytje88 Booker Bear - Garbage Man - The Village - murdered on Nights 1 & 7. played by Dragonator Becka Bulldog - Beautician - The Village - murdered on Night 7. played by Rick Mindy Mouse - Accountant - Unknown Affiliation - convicted on Day 8. played by Professor Flitwick Bruno Bear - Watch Maker - Demon Legion - convicted on Day 9. played by Scouts A tribute to EB Mafia All-Star Scouts: Horace Horse - Blacksmith - The Village - murdered on Night 9. played by iamded A tribute to EB Mafia All-Star iamded: Gabby Goat - Dairy Operator - The Village - murdered on Night 9. played by Ricecracker A tribute to EB Mafia All-Star Ricecracker:

Night action results going out now. Conclusion Day 10 up in 10 minutes.

Sorry for the delay! Special effects. 10 more minutes.

It's worth it, Foog. Stick around.

About 3 hours from now, Day 10 will be up...that's midnight in London. I wonder if the Euros will stay up to see what happens...

Please expect the next day thread in about 7 hours.

Thanks for playing Scouts. Sorry for the relatively boring ending. When I went to sleep CorneliusMurdock was still convicted, but there were two votes for Scouts. Wasn't sure how it would go, so I took two sets of pictures, using a simple scenario. The day 10 opening will be all the more exciting.

vote tally Portia Poodle (CorneliusMurdock): 3 votes (Lord Arjay, Ricecracker, Scouts) Bruno Bear (Scouts): 5 votes (Rufus, CorneliusMurdock, WhiteFang, iamded, Fugazi, Inconspicuous) * votes appearing in Rouge cannot be unvoted. A conviction had been reached. Bruno Bear (Scouts) will be lynched. Bruno Bear's accusers, Cameron Crocodile and a very relieved Portia Poodle, led Bruno to the gallows. He didn't put up a struggle. Like a true gentleman he accepted his fate with dignity. "Fellow citizens of Spring Haven," Bruno Bear addressed the crowd, "I hope my death brings you answers in this time of great struggle against the forces of evil. Like an old watch that is beyond repair, I suppose I'm just not useful to this village anymore, other than to help solve the mysteries of the evils that plague us. I guess it's time for this tired lonely old bear to move on to the next great adventure." "Where does this tired old bear crap suddenly come from?" Someone in the crowd muttered. Suddenly, Daxia appeared...and she brought trouble with her ... ... Day 9 is now over. Please get your night actions in ASAP. The sooner I get them, the sooner Day 10 can start. You have 24 hours to get them in. Thank you.

Don't laugh at us.

vote tally Portia Poodle (CorneliusMurdock): 4 votes (Lord Arjay, Ricecracker, Inconspicuous, Scouts) Bruno Bear (Scouts): 5 votes (Rufus, CorneliusMurdock, WhiteFang, iamded, Fugazi) * votes appearing in Rouge cannot be unvoted.

vote tally Portia Poodle (CorneliusMurdock): 5 votes (Lord Arjay, Ricecracker, Inconspicuous, Fugazi, Scouts) Bruno Bear (Scouts): 2 votes (Rufus, CorneliusMurdock) * votes appearing in Rouge cannot be unvoted.

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vote tally Portia Poodle (CorneliusMurdock): 7 votes (Rufus, Lord Arjay, WhiteFang, iamded, Ricecracker, Inconspicuous, Fugazi) Mod note: A conviction has been reached. The day thread will close in 24 hours, in which time, you can turn over this conviction or, if you are settled, then send me your night actions ASAP. Thank you. The town had virtually taken a vow of silence, save for casting votes, until the ordeal was over. It would apparently help them focus and meditate and make decisions. Suddenly an old man (Shadows) burst into the village square holding a gem. "I'm The Baker's brother!" He cried, "I can help save you all. This gem will..." But The Baker's brother was cut short. The happy, adorable animals had a bad past with fleshies. "Kill the fleshy. Kill the fleshy," They chanted. "Kill the fleshy, eat his brains." "Eat my brains?" The Baker's horrified brother cried. "That's what we said," the villagers chanted. The villagers surrounded him and soon there was much flesh ripping and brain eating accompanied by the screams of The Baker's brother. I wish I could explain why the villagers hate fleshies so much, but there's only so much time and it's more important to focus on the rest of the story... Mod note: Wow, Shadows, these new characters hardly stand a chance...

I think I already clarified that I agree with badboy and I have a lot of theories about why the day threads are so dead and they've all mostly been confirmed but they can't be discussed until the game has concluded, of course. So there.

Mod note: I forgot to upload pictures! Marcellus the Monk gathered the citizens of Spring Haven in the village square and told them a story: "Hundreds of years ago, Daxia discovered this dark forest and a magic that resides within it. There is a spring in the hills that contains water with healing powers. This water is so powerful that if used the right way, it can extend one's life to the point where they are almost immortal. The Baker and his wife discovered the spring shortly after Daxia did. It wasn't long before Daxia became aware of the couple. In order to keep the magic spring to herself, she planned to kill them. However, the water in the spring has other powers and The Baker and his wife had discovered its other uses very quickly. Daxia was too late. The Baker and his wife were protected by the spring itself. That is not to say the spring is on the side of good. The spring doesn't choose sides and Daxia was quickly able to discover its other uses and apply them to her quest for power and eternal life. Her dark rituals opened the door for the demons to enter the forest. The Baker and his wife became the only force stopping Daxia from leaving the dark forest and conquering other lands. Eventually, the town of Spring Haven was established. The Baker and his wife loved the innocent, happy and adorable little furries. They brought joy and happiness to their dark existence. Daxia hated the happiness they brought and eventually realized she could utilize them for her dark intentions. She formed an army she called The Demon Legion. The Baker and his wife, distraught over Daxia's use of The Villagers as pawns gave magic gifts to some to help fight The Demon Legion. But Daxia's army was strong. The Baker and his wife knew they were in danger and so they journeyed to the spring and performed a sacred ceremony that could save us, even if Daxia destroyed them." Marcellus produced the bottle The Baker's wife had given him. "If we can destroy The Demon Legion," Marcellus told them, "The elixir in this bottle will restore our village to the peace and happiness that existed before this evil came upon us..." You may now vote. You have 48 hours to reach a conviction. With 9 people left, it takes 5 votes to lynch.