Hinckley

Thanks, badboy. Do your best to check in. Otherwise, have fun.

I'm laughing with you. I've been there before.

Day 7 will be posted in about 8-10 hours.

Want prestige? Go for "Fuckwit, MD."

def, thank you so much for playing. I can vouch for def's soul searching when it came to stepping out of the game. This was a very hard time for him and I think the game served as an escape and a punching bag. I hope everyone who received any insults will give him the benefit of the doubt that the country he lives in was literally crumbling around him as the game progressed. While I'm not sure I would call you the Towniest of Town, I will say your game play was fantastic and I'm so happy you were part of this experience. More of my opinion on your overall play will be revealed at the end, but I'm very happy you stuck with it. You're a great mafia player and I can't wait to play with you in the next one. You certainly were the focus of some of the more interesting things that happened with my game mechanics. And thanks to the insulted for taking it all with a grain of salt, especially Dr. Fuckwit Professor Flitwick, who took quite a beating. Way to keep your confidence up despite the attacks. I hope you realize the stress def was under and I appreciate not turning those digs into flame wars. I'm not the best host on the block, but I'm enjoying this particular experience a ton, and I'm so happy that you guys are all good sports and are making this a hell of an experience.

Thanks Jim! Sometimes I feel like I'm doing it right, like I'm a good host, photographer, writer. Other times I just feel like jack-of-all-trades, master of none.

vote tally Helen Hippo (def): 9 votes (Rufus, Dragonator, Professor Flitwick, Scouts, Rick, badboytje88, CorneliusMurdock, Inconspicuous, WhiteFang) Non-voters: 5 (Ricecracker, Fugazi, def, iamded, Lord Arjay) A conviction has been reached and Helen Hippo (def) will be lynched. Helen's accusers brought her to the gallows. "You can't do this to me!" she protested. "I'm the towniest of townies! I've been townily towning for the town this whole towntastic time!" "She insulted my intelligence!" Someone shouted. "We investigated her and found her to be a member of The Demon Legion!" Another yelled. "She called me a dipshit!" Someone cried. "No, I called you a fuckwit." Helen corrected. "Oh, right. I forgot." "Can you even be sure I'm guilty?" Helen pleaded. "I guess not," somebody said. "Sort of-ish," another chimed in. "It's hard for me to follow along. I'm a fuckwit." Another person said. Nobody felt quite right leaving Helen there to face such a gruesome death but a majority had agreed she was their best bet. If she turned out to be innocent, it would certainly be an interesting day to come. Day 6 is over. You have 24 hours to get your night actions in.

Thanks Inky!

vote tally Helen Hippo (def): 9 votes (Rufus, Dragonator, Professor Flitwick, Scouts, Rick, badboytje88, CorneliusMurdock, Inconspicuous, WhiteFang) Day 6 will end in approximately 10 hours.

Oh, don't you worry about me.

I have to tell you guys now, though I'll have much more to say after the conclusion, that the Spontaneous Combustion Tree Stump was only meant for a bit of fun.

The tree stump has spontaneously combusted. All votes cast against the tree stump will not count. Anyone who voted for the tree stump does not need to un-vote it.

vote tally Helen Hippo (def): 2 votes (Rufus, Dragonator) 24 hours remain in Day 6. The Baker was at the fountain putting another enchantment on the frog. Daxia approached with a book. The Baker's wife was tired of the evil Daxia and wanted a chance to kick her megablocks. "Sorry, Daxia." She said, sweetly, "But, we've enchanted the frog so that the magic from your book won't have any impact on it." SPLAT! "Did you enchant it against the impact of the book itself?" Daxia asked, smirking. The Baker and his wife were crushed, but not as crushed as the frog was. "This isn't The Book of the Demon Legion, anyway." Daxia explained, "It's called Werewolf. There's this character I love named Harriet. But, there's a really stupid Werewolf in the first chapter." Meanwhile, Booker Bear was taking a stroll in the forest and paused to take a piss on a tree stump.

Mod note: I see everyone is sitting here waiting. That is because I'm late. I lost track of time. Sorry. You may now vote. You have about 48 hours to reach a conviction. With 14 people left, it takes 8 votes to lynch. The frog is rather giddy today. He's seems excited to share something. He croaks out his little riddle:

That's dedication. Thanks, def.

Thanks, Kiel. I really hope everyone thinks that, especially the players, once all the game mechanics are revealed at the end. I may never be allowed to host again. :

* Prepares affliction-related mod kill. *

Let's just blame the English language.

!! I'm now writing my next mafia game. That's awesome.

Rick! One more misuse of your, you're, to, too, their, there, they're, definitely, etc. will result in the offending party's untimely death. I'm considering the odd misuses of the word affliction as well. The word is affiliation. I know we are multicultural and a good number of you speak English as a second language. So, I am only having fun. But, Rick is a retard.

Mod note: Kenda is a girl's name.

Players only please! When the demon visited the village square, Sheldon Sheepdog said nothing and did nothing. He stood there quietly, looking at the ground, apparently apathetic to his fate. Only a tiny tear running down the adorable dog's face betrayed his sorrow at the fact his life had come to an end. His heart longed to see tomorrow... But, the demon had other plans, and ripping him from the gallows, finished his life in one bite and extracted the little toymaker's soul... ...leaving a lifeless pile of guts and body parts in a pool of blood. Meanwhile Kenda Cat was returning to her home. "Oh great," Kenda said, "We're showing my house. That means I'm dead, doesn't it?" Just get in your house. "You suck, Hinckley." Kenda snapped back. But I'm not killing you, it's... well, you know I can't say. Kenda went into her house and pulled out a special crystal ball that had been given to her as a gift to help fight the Demon Legion. "I'm looking into my crystal ball," Kenda says, "And it's telling me that Hinck is a jerk!" Knock knock knock. "Oh gee. I wonder who that could be. " After trapping Kenda Cat in her house, the creepy figure spread kerosene around and lit the house on fire. Then it started that creepy dancing. Kenda Cat burst into flames... ...and her house burned quickly to the ground. The crystal ball disappeared. Marcellus the Monk began the day with his head low and his heart filled with sorrow. "It is true that the evil that men do lives after them." He began, quoting Shakespeare, "While we have been very successful so far in ridding our village of this abomination of humanity called the Demon Legion, convicting two members of the cult in the previous two days, I have two pieces of bad news from the night. First, our beloved baker, Kenda Cat has perished in fire. She was a loyal member of The Village. Secondly, we find no trace of Sheldon Sheepdog, so his fate and his allegiance remain unknown to us." "I have heard some grumblings about confusion and some expressions of giving up hope. We cannot defeat ourselves, for we will surely be destroyed by the Demon Legion if we give up. We can rid our village of these awful beings as long as we work together and keep our hope alive." Meanwhile, in the forest, a tree stump sat there, doing nothing. _____________________________ Day Six has begun. Voting is not allowed in the first 24 hours. Objective The Villagers must find and eliminate all members of The Demon Legion. The Demon Legion wins when they outnumber the innocent Villagers. Rules 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Village or the Demon Legion. To win the game, the Village must kill off all the Demon Legion, while the Demon Legion needs to outnumber the Village. Third-Party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles. 2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, un-voting is to be done in the format; Un-vote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. You are only allowed one un-vote a day. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. 3. A game day will last 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of the night stage. 4. The alignment of lynched players will be revealed at the beginning of the next day, as well as those that died during the night. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the game host via PM. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but only in your own words. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. It is very important in this game to not discuss anything with dead players. I will only say this once. Don’t screw yourself over by revealing anything to a player who seems to have been removed from the game. Get it? 8. You may not edit your posts. 1st offense: penalty vote, 2nd offense: The untimely death of your character and the end of your game. No chance for resurrection. 9. You must post in every day thread. One day without a post and your character will be comically killed off. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. 11. It is recommended that you turn off your profile views for this game. Players Becka Bulldog - Beautician played by Rick Booker Bear - Garbage Man played by Dragonator Bruno Bear - Watch Maker played by Scouts Cameron Crocodile - Carpenter played by Rufus Cara Cow - Doctor played by badboytje88 Edgar Elephant - Fisherman played by WhiteFang Gabby Goat - Dairy Operator played by Ricecracker Gilbert Goat - Schoolteacher played by Fugazi Helen Hippo - Cook played by def Horace Horse - Blacksmith played by iamded Kaley Cat - Mill Operator played by Lord Arjay Marcus Monkey - Apple Seller played by Inconspicuous Mindy Mouse - Accountant played by professor flitwick Portia Poodle - General Store Operator played by Cornelius Murdock Spontaneous Combustion Tree Stump played by Shadows ______________________________________ The Deceased Bristol Bunny - Seamstress - Unknown Affiliation - convicted on Day 2. played by Bob the Construction Man Wendell Walrus - Librarian - Village - gave his own life on Night 2. played by Stash2Sixx Brigit Bunny - Florist - Village - murdered on Night 2. played by Sandy Lauren Lamb - Gardener - Demon Legion - convicted on Day 3. played by Zepher Lazlo Lion - Butcher - The Village - died mysteriously on Day 4. played by TinyPiesRUs Felix Fox - Farmer - Demon Legion - murdered on Night 3 and convicted on Day 4. played by Shadows Benji Bulldog - Hat Maker - The Village - murdered on Night 4. played by Walter Kovacs Pennie Pig - Spring Haven Mayor - The Village - murdered on Night 4. played by Eskallon Sheldon Sheepdog - Toy Maker - Unknown Affiliation - convicted on Day 5. played by Quarryman A tribute to EB Mafia All-Star Quarryman: Kenda Cat - Baker - Village - murdered on Night 5. played by I Scream Clone A tribute to EB Mafia All-Star I Scream Clone:

Please expect Day 6 in about 24 hours. Thanks.

vote tally Sheldon Sheepdog (Quarryman): 14 votes (Dragonator, Fugazi, I Scream Clone, Ricecracker, Rick, def, CorneliusMurdock, WhiteFang, Inconspicuous, Scouts, Professor Flitwick, badboytje88, iamded, Rufus) Non-voters: 2 (Lord Arjay, Quarryman) A conviction has been reached. Sheldon Sheepdog (Quarryman) will be lynched. Sheldon Sheedpog's accusers brought him to the gallows, but they barely had to put in any effort. Sheldon came quietly, sadly, accepting his fate. Nobody could look as they chained the quiet, kind, old toymaker to the gallows. They people of Spring Haven knew that they were kind of screwing themselves, or maybe less so...Who would make their sex toys now? Day 5 is over. You have 24 hours to get your night actions in. Thank you.