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You mean I have to go back and research everything? Mafia is hard...

The Royalty Pill has been taken by three suspects: The Doctor, The Paranoid Gun Owner and The NPC. We need to get that pill tomorrow. If Paranoid Gun Owner or NPC grab it again, they're automatically lynched.

In addition to my suspicions about The NPC, who is basically flying under the radar and only answering to direct accusations, not doing any Scum-hunting, I'm still suspicious of The Stump. I know Male Lover voted for him on Day One, but that doesn't mean anything. The Male Lover is a very smart person and the Scum may have taken advantage of the votes being so spread out to put some distance between themselves. It just bugs me a lot that The Stump chose the two-lynch rule and then did nothing to help find a viable alternative to The Cultist and ultimately just hopped on his bandwagon. I don't know if I really think so or not either, but I'm having fun with the joke. Maybe The Witch or The NPC is the Serial Killer. Or The Paranoid Gun Owner. The Serial Killer should want to kill Scum too, so maybe they are one of the players acting very pro-Townie right now. Maybe it's that one dude...The Doctor.

Who are you going to kill tonight, Serial Killer? The Witch, The NPC and the Parnaoid Gun Owner are pinging me pretty hard right now. That NPC especially...

So, were there any pill claim discrepancies?

Have a cold? The Godfather is high on my list of suspects after his weird contradiction about lynching Male Lover. Either you're not reading or conveniently skipped that.

The Paranoid Gun Owner hasn't been online since yesterday. The last thing she did was answer a PM I sent to her. The Goon has been online and is reading this topic right now. It was around the age of 27, I learned that the word misspell had two "s"s. Sorry I'm so chatty today. I'm having a lot of fun and want to enjoy it before I'm inevitably killed tonight. I just thought of something: Why didn't the Scum janitor The Male Lover? Wouldn't that have been really smart? It was a long shot and somewhat of a weak case I made against him. Him turning up Scum has led people to trust me. Why would they not try to avoid that. Was the janitor blocked? Or maybe their JOAT was busy framing or protecting ... But, the janitor would've been used really well on The Male Lover.

Why have you left the Godfather out of your analysis?

Strumpet. He's right, you know. You are just sitting here staring at all of us. We can see you. You too, Serial Killer! My Excel sheet is sending me messages. It can read your allegiance. It is an investigator. Where has that fence-riding, contradicting, Scummy Godfather gone? Abra-abra-Kadabra. I'm gonna reach out and lynch you...tomorrow. Abra-abra-Kadabra. Abra-Kadabra.

Hey stranger, what have you been up to. You so deeply analyze those who accuse you but you don't do much else. Can you offer your sharp and analytical brain on the task at hand? We do have three more Scummies to catch after we feed The Snake Charmer and The Usurper to the Dragon.

He's so sleepy, he can't even spell half of "reminder" correctly. Daaaaaw....

Don't forget to use the bathroom too.

Who should we kill tonight? Usurper, Snake Charmer, give us a clue as to who would make a good vig target, please. Come on, you got nothing else to do but wait around to be eaten by a Dragon and invent something you'll be lynched before you have a chance to give it out. Unless you get the God Pill tomorrow. I think people will be fighting you for that, though. Wiener.

Fitting. That is OK, I just got a new title and I'm happy with it.

Yeah, then there was a toucan or something. I don't know. Dead elephants, an emu, a meerkat, it's all a blur. Baboon.

That Lion King? Not to be confused with other Misney Classics like This Little Mermaid and 100 Dalmations. I have to get some sleep. I almost choked on my ... what am I eating? It appears to be a homemade trail mix... with no granola. Just dried cranberries and peanuts, pretzels and raspberries. And a pop. And I'm sitting here at my computer in my tighty-whities. What the hell? I need to shut up now.

On Day Two, when you killed The Cop, you said that soon all the land that the light touches will be his and, for some reason I know, that's a line from That Lion King. I miss the Cop. He would've really loved this day, I think.

I gave that title to The Usurper because I think he kind of earned it. Usurper, Male Lover and Snake Charmer all were doing pretty well. Kudos to good Scum players. Usurper, you continue to step it up and keep learning. Way to go. It's a Scum-love fest! And yes, my new title is awesome. Haven't checked yet to see how I got it. Shut it, Serial Killer! Why did you quote The Lion King?

Somebody has Church, another has the doctor... isn't this a bit personal for Mafia games? Trying for an airtight alibi... Not to make light of religion or medical problems, but... Be right back. I have to use the bathroom. I may be a while... See what I mean?

No no no! I just meant we could take two if they made themselves obvious with the votes. I thought we had two vig kills, but I was just typing too fast. Don't freak out. I just was freaking out myself. Don't join along. We need calm minds. Keep the votes on The Usurper, for God's sake, keep them there and stick with the plan, take out the pistol and keep the life saver. If Darth Potato is the Inventor, he can't do anything but make something tonight anyway. Since the blocker isn't contacting us for some reason, I'll say it here: Don't bother blocking the Inventor. Block another potential Scum. Yes, of course.

We can take two of them out tonight! Awesome. This really is the best Mafia day ever! I'm so excited. Two. One by vote and one by vig. I was still thinking a Townie had a pistol, but we don't. Just thinking too fast.

I truly believe you.

:wub: This is the best Mafia day ever! Vote: The Usurper (TrumpetKing) Ooops. Fucknuts. I didn't read the whole post first. Sorry, I just totally blue-balled the reveal.

I don't want people claiming to me. I'm not verified. Claim to the PRs, Cult Leader or Serious Roleplayer. Nobody needs to hear from you, Serial Killer.

So you chose to have two lynches and just jumped on the bandwagon of the quitter?? Let's see. First thought, and I've only been thinking about this for five minutes or so, not the full 48 hours that The Tree Stump had. (Since I assume it came in with the Night Actions). The thinly veiled "I've been talking to someone who has the God Pill and these are the options..." In public or private that's a way to get an opinion from someone. We have to realize that The Scum will know the effects much faster than the Town. The Tree Stump has spent a good time arguing what he wouldn't want to do with the pill if he were Scum and finally adds that he wanted to keep it out of Scum hands only when provoked about why he didn't discuss it with anyone. Scummier and Scummier...