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As long as we're not going down on the fox, it sounds fine with me

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Well, I aggressively and successfully lobbied for the lynching of demon scum yesterday. That's about 80% of the guilt lifted off of me, in my opinion, plus the fact that I was targeted by both the arsonist and the scum (by my interpretation of night two). As for foxy, he aggressively rallied against me, Helen Hippo, the towniest of town™, while at the same time he came after me last night as per results revealed to me (the reason he wasn't attacked at home in God's vignette). He targeted me on night two, and with me alive day three, he was infuriated and paranoid, and made me his top target night three. Furthermore, please refer to what Booker has written about his relations with the untrustworthy fox. Booker had a passed yet another orb, it seems, to the fox, that was only good for us, the pure of heart village. Knowing there was a chance that he would be found out then and there, Booker became the night one target. When the opportunity comes, let's show everyone we have no tolerance for shady arsonists! Vote for truth, justice, and the furry way! Vote to lynch: Felix the Fox!

Strange that you need to point this out to the fox Just kidding, he's trying to pull the wool over our eyes, and insult our intelligence at the same time. And he still hasn't explained why he was trying to kill me last night

Yes. I particularly loved how the shadows highlighted the contours of my lovely face in this picture: Stunning!

I now know who revived me, another of the crusading townies who have been working relentlessly to clean our beloved little town. And that fair and brave creature most certainly did not apply their talents to you. On the contrary, that heroic villager did tell me they wanted you out of this village as soon as possible. Oh town, we love you so, and we will not rest until it's been washed clean of those who would sully it. I, Helen Hippo, despite being a fat twaddler, am also a (non-religious) crusader who will stop at nothing to unite the good people of this town against these lazy scoundrels. And you're right, you're not the only one who suspected me, there was one who spent an almost equal time painting me as a baddie: Lauren Lamb You strategize with the good company it seems Anyway, as our sleepy little furry hamlet wakes itself, it's been brought to my attention that you were trying to kill me for a second time last night! Unbelievable! Bad fox, bad! We have no choice but to feed you to those demons in the woods tonight... Please wash yourself carefully, we don't want to give them indigestion. I realize there is no actual need to debate these points with the fox, please know, I'm just doing it for fun

Now that's just lazy lying.

It's a terrible theory, but I wonder if the blocker has 'house-appearing' skills built in. A puff of powder, and boom!, a red house... I wonder if it's a clue! I tease!

I actually suspect Felix is the arsonist. Why someone would bring him back to life is beyond me though. Maybe God gave him a second chance because he didn't want to hear about Neutrals for the next millennium or so. I think in general, blocks aren't shown, just when it affects major events. The demon legion have had their numbers cut down, and there is a chance that they tried to recruit someone to join their ranks. I suspect they can't kill and recruit at the same time. This is my guess. We'll know more as info gets disseminated. Some of this village's animals are still sleeping, can you believe it?!

I have a feeling it's going to be a wonderously long-winded and unconvincing.

Would everybody please go over every accusation the fox flung at me yesterday for being revived and then apply it to him... Of course, he was killed and revived last night, so he wasn't able to make the kill he wanted to, and no villager was killed. What a relief. As for Lauren, she was most likely a blocker of sorts, and that would make her not the arsonist... After all, we've been told she targeted Edgar on night on, while it was Booker who received the attack of the arsonist.

It's a bluff. Don't believe him. Vote: Quarryman

I'm sorry about the nasty attitude I had in the last 48 hours, I've been under some stress. The nastiness is not okay though, a number of posts I was writing this morning, I had to keep deleting the word 'megablocking' out, because I was so pissed off while writing. Nobody playing is an idiot, or deserves abuse. I haven't even been playful about it. Sincerely, I crossed the line in a few places, and I'm sorry.

Vote: Lauren/Zepher This is based on the bs he's spilled, and the fact Lazlo is clear, and I don't believe he could be a town blocker. I have a plan, Edgar is with me on it, we should be rid of the arsonist day four. It's important to be rid of the scum blocker first, so we can get stuff done. PM Edgar, he'll verify this.

Anyway, I'm sick of arguing with people. I've been 100% straight, if the town can't see it, they deserve to die. When the votes come up, I'm voting Lauren Lamb. Lauren will work double time to point a finger at me.

You're full of shit, but anyway...I'll correct the two biggest pieces of misinformation here. 1. I claimed to be 100% trustworthy because I WAS TARGETED BY THE ARSONIST AND THE SCUM. BRIGIT'S PROTECTOR ABILITY MADE HER SUSCEPTIBLE TO DEATH IF SHE PROTECTED A TARGETED PERSON. 2. IN NO WAY HAVE I REFUSED TO COOPERATE WITH TOWN, I HAVE BEEN VERY COMMUNICATIVE WITH ALL I'VE SPOKEN TO IN PRIVATE. Pies was cleared, you bullshitted Edgar, and you bullshitted in thread. You need to go. We'll see how town votes today. AND AGAIN, BY ALL MEANS, ANYBODY, INVESTIGATE ME.

I think Booker is probably alright, since it was clearly stated that a townie, Wendall, revived him. As for God being stupid, that's not what I'm saying. If I were God, nobody would be revived. That's the kind of Hippo I am. Dead is dead. But we all knew there would be revivals in this game situation. No need to make accusations beyond Lauren today. One lynch at a time. If I get taken down, the info is out there, so no worries. NEED TO KNOW BASIS. If my body disappears, blame God. What do you want of me?

-no clue about the revivors. One revivor is suspicious and stupid in my opinion. -there is often a watcher, and an investigator. They are different roles. Your logic is dumb. The orb was a one time action, so it's not a third investigator. Dumb dumb dumb. I wrote it three times for you. -There are three protectors, with different roles. One is anti-fire. One was Brigit, who had a risk of dying when protecting someone taking a hit, and the third, no need to tell. All are unique. -Yeah, there are three or four killers. What, you've never heard of three killers? -Not two, THREE blockers on the same side is megablocking ridiculous. You stink of scumminess. Fine, send your info to Booker. As long as townies are getting together for the betterment of all As for the investigation orb, do you really think my long term winning strategy is to make verifiable shit up in thread on day three? That's really really lame. Whatever, convict me. We have good leads for the arsonist, and Lauren is super scummy. When I am revealed as town, you'll know how wrong you are, and will appreciate that Lazlo was cleared. For those 'all-furs' who don't get it, I'll spell it out slowly for you: REVEALING THE KIND OF INFORMATION I HAVE ON DAY THREE WOULD BE SUICIDE IF I WERE SCUM, FOR ME AND MY TEAMMATES. DAY SEVEN, MAYBE A SCUM COULD GET AWAY WITH IT, BUT NOT ON DAY THREE. THAT'S WHY YOU CAN TELL I'M TOWN. megablocking INVESTIGATE ME NIGHT THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX ETC IF YOU WANT. I doubt you'd trust me then anyway.

No, I pulled my vote for him on the first day, since my vote for him had little meaning in the first place. Mindy Mouse didn't earn the name Fuckwit for nothing. Or they attacked Horace and were blocked by the inane God-items, the orbs, that have been shown to be floating around. Yes, scum often put them in front of the pack, despite the fact they will be the most obviously investigated... </end sarcasm> You're so far off the right track that I hope you retire from mafia games in the future out of embarrassment about the post I'm angrily quoting. When you want to join town, let me or Edgar know, whoever of us are surviving on day four.

I don't know why I came back, or if it had to do with Brigit. I know that Brigit protected from magic, not from fire, so she couldn't stop that shady arsonist. As for my loyalty, it's the same as it ever was, whether people believe it or not. I would suggest giving me this day, and encourage any investigator clear me. I am as 100% town as I always was. For the vote tomorrow. I strongly urged someone to investigate the lamb, but we still haven't found the damn investigator. Brigit was trusting of me and Edgar, as I was of her. Nothing funny has happened with Edgar. Investigator: Contact Edgar! In other news, I've been told that another was given an orb, much like the orb that saved Horace on night one... but this was an investigation orb, and since the investigator had been urged to check Lauren, this person used the one time only orb on Lazlo... and Lazlo was found innocent. On the Lazlo/Lauren debate yesterday, I felt much stronger that Lazlo sounded more innocent. And nothing Lauren said sounded remotely anything but self-preservation. So, when the time comes, I strongly feel we can sacrifice Lauren. Lauren is suspicious, and the chance of town having two (three? ) blockers is close to nil. If anyone has any defense of Lauren, either let the town know, or let me know, and I'll retract this blatant finger of shame that I'm wagging in her direction.

I've got no interest in even reading through the fox's words at this point. Everyone, if you think he has a legitimate point somewhere, feel free to address me, I'll address it. But I have no time for his nasty rants. I'm just going to ignore them. Sorry

I just think it's awesome that you firmly rode the middle of the pack the first two days, but now you seem to have it all figured out... Why am I the towniest of town? Let me count the ways... Working tirelessly, for our village, for days on end now... The fox? Nope. Building up trust with multiple townies... The fox? Nope. Trying to rally the good guys together when we're in our darkest hour... The fox? Nope. Okay guys, I'm sorry, the towniest of towns was meant to be said with some humor about the position we're in, and how I'm hoping to keep you guys active, from my active voting, to my behind the scenes communications... It's not meant to be taken as some sort of ranking that I'm better than you. I seem to have hurt the fox's feelings with my hurtful, insulting words, by calling myself "towniest of town". Everyone, please let Mr. Fox know he's okay too. Sorry Mr. Fox. I didn't mean to make you feel bad. You can cry on my shoulder if you need to, and I won't even find your sudden confidence in suspicions... Strange, you are suspicious of me after I'm burned... What timing... And no more shit about Jesus, please. It's so tiring.

In going over things, I realize why some people are confused why I say I was targeted by two killers. Brigit was the magic bodyguard with a chance of dying while protecting if successful. She told me all about it on Day Two, because we ladies were close. Real close. I'm assuming she successfully protected me, and took the hit instead. Don't make Brigit's sacrifice be in vain.

The fox is helpfully adding to the conversation on the third day all of a sudden, and it's against the towniest of townies. How helpful... It seems pretty obvious that I was targeted for working with the village. I don't know why I came back to life. It might well have been because of Brigit's orb. Who megablocking knows. I have been targeted by two killers, and have been outed as known town. It's a great opportunity to rally around someone. The baddies know I'm not with them, so they will push heavy doubt about me to keep the other townies away from me. But if the town doesn't get on the same page, we're all going to get picked off anyway. Whatever you want to do, people. All-fur my megablocks

I've been one of the hardest working town, and had Brigit protecting me because of it. If you don't want to trust me, whatever. I have others backing me up, so you can't vote me out. You are either scum, or have absolutely terrible instincts so far. You've mainly accused Edgar and me in thread, and I'm quite confident of Edgar's work for our side.