Kintobor

Because no one can! I've got a kitten, but I have no clue where I'm getting the two puppies...

Karie's corner table's available, Flipz. She's engraved her name on it, and I'm certain no one would be sitting in it. Or at least, no one should be sitting in it.

So have I. It's actually sort of been the inspiration for a quest I've got in the back of my head for awhile now.

"Sorry, didn't notice!" She blushed. Perhaps she was the one going senile. Karie strikes Flame B from the back row.

"Oh, please. Your friend Althior begs to differ. The cheap and quick form of necromancy your necromancer practices is a simple way to conjure obedient allies. I have spent years mastering the craft, and the denizens of this city will remember they're former lives once I'm done. Denied the afterlife? There is no afterlife, not for me, at least. For the minutes I was left to be devoured by those fell beasts I saw nothing but darkness, until I suddenly awoke, the rest of my party mutilated by windigos. This is for the best, dwarf. So the Norns say." "Do not chastise us for your own stupidity, dwarf! Our undead queen has many names!" The entire party is eaten by the dragon. So kyoot! Battle Order >Althior- Light on Amber- Shield (Raise Undead- Nothing happens!) Undead vs. Amber- 69-2=67 damage Eric downs a nostrum Eric vs. Kydell- Special Damage/ Hit (45x2=70 damage) >Avalanche vs. Dastanese Comet Killer- Crit./ Damage (7x2x3=42/4=11-5=6 damage) Throlar vs. Amber- Special Damage (Throlar is Poisoned and Hexed!) Violet vs. Orioll- Stun Right Claw vs. Althior- 15/2-6=7 damage Left Claw vs. Eric- 15/2-5=8 Althior begins by aiming a spell at Amber, tripping up his spell as he attempts to raise undead that simply aren't there. However, his undead horde swarm the necromancer, dragging her to the ground. Eric downs a golden drink, completing the Heroes Cocktail and striking one of the mummified priests for premium damage. Avalanche manages to crack one of the skeletal dragon's bones. Amber, desperate for help, points toward the dwarven diplomat. Her shadow races from the ceiling and straight towards the dwarf, overshadowing him quickly as his eyes turn black and draws his sword on his fellow team mates, looking ill. Violet takes the back of her shovel to one of the priests heads, knocking him to the ground. The party's enemies remain standing... "Dwarf, assist me, get this whelp's minions off me!" Amber Level 35 Dark Humanoid *Counterstriking* *Immune to Sudden Death and Sealed* SP: 2 HP: 693/760 Special 1: Blasphemy- Amber Hexes and Poisons the target equal to their level divided by two. Special 2: Make Peace and Die: Amber Dooms the opponent and drops their HP to 1. Passive Special: Energy Drain- On rolls of Damage and Special Damage, Amber steals all positive effects from the affected hero. *Specials Alternate Drops: 40 gold, Makepeace (WP: 7 Scythe) "Gah! I can't move!" Cultist Orioll *Stunned!* Level -- Icy Undead HP: 400/400 Special: Icy Blast- Orioll hit the opponent with a blast of cold, dealing 20 damage and removing one random positive effect. Passive Special: Harder they Fall- Orioll's level is equal to the attacking hero. Drops: Opal "Try that again, and see what happens, nord." Cultist Kydell Level -- Icy Undead HP: 330/400 Special: Icy Blast- Kydell hits the opponent with a blast of cold, dealing 20 damage and removing one random positive effect. Passive Special: Harder they Fall- Kydell's level is equal to the attacking hero. Drops: Grand Tonic "GRAAAAAOOH!!!! <That freaking stung, furry oaf!>" Dastan Comet Killer Level 55 Fiery Undead *Immune to Sudden Death, Poison and Bleeding* *Effects last One Round* SP: 5 HP: 994/1000 Special 1: Dragon's Call- The Dastan Comet Killer's Level and SP are increased by 5. Special 2: Smouldering Inferno- The Dastan Comet Killer unleashes it's fiery wrath unto the party, dealing 30 fire damage to all enemies. Passive Special 1: Sitting Pretty- The Dastan Comet Killer fights from the back row until Amber, Orioll, and Kydell have been defeated, halving the damage it delivers and receives. Passive Special 2: Claws Clause- If the Dastan Comet Killer is defeated before it's Left and Right Claw, both enemies are immediately defeated. Kintobor Syndrome- Once the Dastan Comet Killer's health reaches 600 health... something happens. Drops: Skeleton Decoy, Bone Halbred (WP: 6 Halbred), Emergency Essence, Violet's Heart (Quest Item) *stretches fingers, moving in a calculating manner* Dastan Comet Killer Right Claw Level 15 Undead SP: 2 HP: 350/350 Special: Increased Grab- Right Claw grabs the hero and crushes them in it's grip, making them Fragile. The hero isn't released until the Right Claw is successfully hit, or stunned. Passive Special: Sitting Pretty- The Dastan Comet Killer fights from the back row until Amber, Orioll, and Kydell have been defeated, halving the damage it delivers and receives. Drops: Bone, Dragon Scale *stretches fingers, moving in a calculating manner* Dastan Comet Killer Left Claw Level 15 Undead SP: 2 HP: 350/350 Special: Increased Grab- Left Claw grabs the hero and crushes them in it's grip, making them Fragile. The hero isn't released until the Right Claw is successfully hit, or stunned. Passive Special: Sitting Pretty- The Dastan Comet Killer fights from the back row until Amber, Orioll, and Kydell have been defeated, halving the damage it delivers and receives. Drops: Bone, Dragon Scale The Party Eric (Khorne) 30 year old Human Nord Level 23 Raider *Natural Respite* *Immune to Fragile* *Evasion* *Counterstrike* *Encouraged, Hastened, And Lucky* Power: 45 (22+23) Defense: 5 Health: 33/41 (8+22+7+4) Gold: 94 Equipment: Godricsleif (WP: 22; Ice-, Lightning-, Darkness-elemental), Counterstrike Gloves (after the wearer is struck by a Free Hit, they counter with strength equal to their level), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row), Heavy Armor (SP:5, protects from fragile-effect) Inventory: Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe: Attacks two enemies in one turn); Crocodile Belt (Max. health +2, immunity to water; accessory); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Grand Potion (11x); Remedy (3x); Mead (6x); Smelling Salts (4x); Nostrum (5x); Mulled Wine (3x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep, Neutralizer, Murky Pearl (Worth 25 gold) Avalanche, the Super Sleuth (Dragonfire) 29 years old male yeti Barbarian *Natural Respite* *Immune to Fragile* *Counterstriking* *Hastened and Lucky* Level 13 Power: 20 (13+7) Health: 21/21 (13+7+1*) SP: 5 Gold: 120 Equipment: Trollsbane (club, WP:7, earth-elemental) Poisoned: 1, Heavy Armour (immune to fragile, SP:5), Counterstrike Gloves (after the wearer is struck by a Free Hit, they counter with strength equal to the damage taken) Inventory: 5x Potion, Grand Potion, Mulled Wine, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Phoenix Incense, Pumpkin Bomb (causes the stunned-, blinded-, poisoned by 1-, asleep-, sealed- and confused- effects to all opponents), Lightning Bomb, Dirt Bomb, Holy Bomb, 8x Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bumble Fanshirt (SP:1, vermin with less than half of the wearer's level are scared and won't directly attack the wearer, bodywear), Murky Pearl (Worth 25 gold) (*One Chicken Drumstick eaten) Althior Emorith (And Finnegan) *Party Leader* Level 38 1/4 Necromancer *Earns triple XP* Power: 50 (56 for spells) Power Bonus: +5 Spells Defense: 6 4+2 Health: 36/48 5+5+Chicken Drumstick (1)+33 Ether: 49/57 5+5+32+4+Ectoplasm (2) Gold: 300 Equipment: Scepter of Divine Affinity (WP:12, Has ⅙ chance to deal Cursed effect on attacks and ⅙ chance to deal Blessed effect on successful healing, Staff), Spellbound Gloves (+5 power when casting Spells, doubled if target is weak to Element, Handwear), Ethereal Cloak (SP:2, Max Ether +4, Backwear), Medal of Glory (Wearer earns triple experience, Accessory), Robe of the Elven Necromancer (SP: 4, Body Wear) Inventory: Consumables: Skeleton Decoy, Potion x5, Tonic x11, Grand Potion, Grand Tonic x4, Ether Core x2, Remedy x9, Mead, Smelling Salts, Elixirs x3, Phoenix Incense x2, Garnet Lamp of Summoning, Emergency Essence, Grating Stone x2, Deadly Poison Weapons: Dragoro (WP:8, Wand), Skull Shield (SP: 6, immune to darkness elemental damage), Oculoid Claw (WP: 13, Club, 1/6 chance of infecting the targeted enemy on successful hits.) Tools: Bedroll, Bone x3, Holy Water (Quest Item) Artifacts: The Rat Queen's Cape (Backwear, all Vermin type are Enamored with the wearer for the first three rounds of combat, Suitable for Alchemists, Beast Warriors, Chi Monks, and Witches), Black Knight's Armour (SP:4, protects from the stunned effect, suitable for black knights), Numbered Tokens (Quest Item) Gemstones: Diamond (Light), Topaz (Lightning), Amethyst (Darkness), Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind), Garnet (Earth), Opal (Ice), Aquamarine (Water), Emerald (Wood) Throlar Wineghilm (Controlled by K-Nut) 134 year old male Dwarven Knight *Poisoned: -5 and Hexed! 3 rounds!* Level: 10.5 Power: 22 Health: 2/19 Gold: 425 Equipped: Mopagsaber (WP 12, ice elemental, longsword), Poncanis Shield (SP 5), Crow Helmet (SP: 1, flying enemies do not deal free hits to the wearer, suitable for knights and Dragoons) Inventory: Remedy, Mace and Chain (Mace, WP 3), Elven Sword (WP 5, longsword) Bedroll, Elven Shield (SP 3, All elves in the party gain an equal amount of Sp so long as the wielder is standing.), Smoke Bomb, Mulled Wine, Phoenix Essence, Potion, Hint Coin (Gives the user a hint about a puzzle or tricky situation. Usable only once. Has no monetary value.) , Murky Pearl (Worth 25 gold) "..." Zombie Paladin Axeman A Level 18 Undead "..." Zombie Paladin Skirmisher A Level 18 Undead ".." Zombie Paladin Spearman A Level 18 Undead "..." Zombie Paladin Swordsman A Level 15 Undead "Her shadow can over possess people! Keep it away from me!" Violet Level 16 Gravedigger *Immune to Sudden Death* HP: 26/26 SP: 2 Equipment: Wooden Shovel (WP: 4 damages undead), Torn White Dress (SP: 2, bodywear, suitable for engaged undead females), Rotting Flesh (provides immunity from sudden death) Party Leader, determine Battle Order. Everyone else, choose a target. Edit: Edited Amber's special to make it a bit more balanced. Also, I forgot to add more April Fool's shenanigans.

"Alright, here goes nothing!" Karie strike Serpentine Flame A from the back row.

Where am I going to get two puppies and a kitten...

"Any suggestions on what you guys want me to do? Shall I go after one of the Wyrdfires, or shall I heal someone?"

OOC: @Dragonfire I got that under wraps, no worries. Round rolling shortly.

A few months ago, I believe. I don't know if you already know this, but you need to be level 40, you need to have successfully completed 10 quests (or bought the item which allows you to bypass that step from the fields), and the class has to correspond with your original class. So Karie being a rogue has to go with the Rogue Thief. Which she won't be going since it basically undermines her finally getting minstrel, which she'll keep until I decide to retire the character. I would've went with Cake, in all honesty.

Never mind. Again. Just as a general rule, if I don't post within a day, can one of you please post an action for Karie.

Remember when I said my internet was running again? Well it's not anymore. If someone could post actions for Karie incase I can't get online Monday, it'd be appreciated.

"Yes! Do it! Also, I'm going to give Drucilla a nostrum! Have her target the serpentine flames with water! All mages, use water!" Karie uses a nostrum on Drucilla.

"Why not have Eldritch teleport to the other side so we at least can keep the snake occupied while we run around to the other side. Or hell, I'll use the shoes if you guys want me to."

"Give me a minute. Everyone turn around." Karie switches her Glittering Dress for her Catsuit. "There, Sorrow, let me see what's going on." Karie's hands glow in an eerie but familiar purple, as she motions for Sorrow to come over so she can heal him. She turns to Sorsha as she tends to Sorrow's wounds. "Sorsha, you holding up alright? You've been awfully quiet."

Karie sighs in relief as Hél appears to be fine. "Noel, I understand you're worried about your friend, but we need to keep moving. You two can reconnect once we've saved the students downstairs."

I think I'd be more willing to play a Pirate variant of GOH to the actual GOH, simply due to the fact that I already run enough medieval fantasy in the Heroica forum. That and I personally want to get back into building pirates. I think if we simplified GOH and made a more laid back version the pirate forum could get interest back into the pirate theme but still keep GOH the same.

False alarm, everything's alright in the world again.

OOC: Before this degrades any further... "Then the elitist scum will be punished, if that's what they wish to do. The greenskins will be with their loved ones until the end of time in the embrace of our Ice Mother. Then explain why I'm here? Out of the three people who died in the snow, I'm the only one who was brought back from death to serve our queen." "Oh, I love it when you ramble." She giggles to herself. "The Norn's believe themselves the chosen race to the Ice Queen, due to the fact that all of them are female, just like her. What they believe and what the Ice Queen believes are two different things entirely. And what I'm doing is morally wrong? Bringing peace to the chaos that is Eubric? Do you want to see the ones around you die? Death will be out of the equation. For everyone in the city." Violet glares at Avalanche, looking betrayed. "I couldn't agree with you more." With a mighty thrust, she kicks the table into the pit of bones, the inner sanctum beginning to rumble. Violet looks on in terror as her heart rolls into the mass of bones. "My heart!" "Mistress Amber! What was that for? We were almost-" "I'm speeding up the process! Heroica wants a fight, they'll get one." Rising from the bones, the red aura begins to place bones and bits together, as a skeletal dragon rises from the pit, it's once lifeless eyes coming to life with an ominous red glow. Two skeletal claws burst out of the hole, moving it's skeletal talons for the first time in two hundred and fifty years. "GROOOAHH!" "Yes! YES! It works! Hehe... hehehe... You will see why they call these dragons "Comet Killers". Orioll, Kydell, let us begin our journey to a better life by getting these Heroicans out of the way!" Prepare for Combat! "Four years since I've seen Heroicans, gentlemen! Don't disappoint me..." Amber Level 35 Dark Humanoid *Counterstriking* *Immune to Sudden Death and Sealed* SP: 2 HP: 760/760 Special 1: Blasphemy- Amber Hexes and Poisons the target equal to their level. Special 2: Make Peace and Die: Amber Dooms the opponent and drops their HP to 1. Passive Special: Energy Drain- On rolls of Damage and Special Damage, Amber steals all positive effects from the affected hero. Drops: 40 gold, Makepeace (WP: 7 Scythe) "For the Frostheart!" Cultist Orioll Level -- Icy Undead HP: 400/400 Special: Icy Blast- Orioll hit the opponent with a blast of cold, dealing 20 damage and removing one random positive effect. Passive Special: Harder they Fall- Orioll's level is equal to the attacking hero. Drops: Opal "For the Heartless Queen!" Cultist Kydell Level -- Icy Undead HP: 400/400 Special: Icy Blast- Kydell hits the opponent with a blast of cold, dealing 20 damage and removing one random positive effect. Passive Special: Harder they Fall- Kydell's level is equal to the attacking hero. Drops: Grand Tonic "GRAAAAAOOH!!!! <GRAAAAOOH!!!>" Dastan Comet Killer Level 55 Fiery Undead *Immune to Sudden Death, Poison and Bleeding* *Effects last One Round* SP: 5 HP: 1000/1000 Special 1: Dragon's Call- The Dastan Comet Killer's Level and SP are increased by 5. Special 2: Smouldering Inferno- The Dastan Comet Killer unleashes it's fiery wrath unto the party, dealing 30 fire damage to all enemies. Passive Special 1: Sitting Pretty- The Dastan Comet Killer fights from the back row until Amber, Orioll, and Kydell have been defeated, halving the damage it delivers and receives. Passive Special 2: Claws Clause- If the Dastan Comet Killer is defeated before it's Left and Right Claw, both enemies are immediately defeated. Kintobor Syndrome- Once the Dastan Comet Killer's health reaches 600 health... something happens. Drops: Skeleton Decoy, Bone Halbred (WP: 6 Halbred), Emergency Essence, Violet's Heart (Quest Item) *stretches fingers, moving in a calculating manner* Dastan Comet Killer Right Claw Level 15 Undead SP: 2 HP: 350/350 Special: Increased Grab- Right Claw grabs the hero and crushes them in it's grip, making them Fragile. The hero isn't released until the Right Claw is successfully hit, or stunned. Passive Special: Sitting Pretty- The Dastan Comet Killer fights from the back row until Amber, Orioll, and Kydell have been defeated, halving the damage it delivers and receives. Drops: Bone, Dragon Scale *stretches fingers, moving in a calculating manner* Dastan Comet Killer Left Claw Level 15 Undead SP: 2 HP: 350/350 Special: Increased Grab- Left Claw grabs the hero and crushes them in it's grip, making them Fragile. The hero isn't released until the Right Claw is successfully hit, or stunned. Passive Special: Sitting Pretty- The Dastan Comet Killer fights from the back row until Amber, Orioll, and Kydell have been defeated, halving the damage it delivers and receives. Drops: Bone, Dragon Scale The Party Eric (Khorne) 30 year old Human Nord Level 23 Raider *Natural Respite* *Immune to Fragile* *Evasion* *Counterstrike* *Encouraged and Hastened* Power: 45 (22+23) Defense: 5 Health: 41/41 (8+22+7+4) Gold: 94 Equipment: Godricsleif (WP: 22; Ice-, Lightning-, Darkness-elemental), Counterstrike Gloves (after the wearer is struck by a Free Hit, they counter with strength equal to their level), Boots of Evasion (Wearer takes half damage in front row), Heavy Armor (SP:5, protects from fragile-effect) Inventory: Drengazuli Grom'az (WP:6; Twin Axe: Attacks two enemies in one turn); Crocodile Belt (Max. health +2, immunity to water; accessory); 2x Diseased Silverfish Wings (WP:8 + Cursed throwing dagger); 6x Silverfish Wings (WP:8 throwing dagger); Fire bomb; Lightning bomb; Venom; Grand Potion (11x); Remedy (3x); Mead (6x); Smelling Salts (4x); Nostrum (5x); Mulled Wine (3x); Garnet; Scroll of Sleep, Neutralizer, Murky Pearl (Worth 25 gold) Avalanche, the Super Sleuth (Dragonfire) 29 years old male yeti Barbarian *Natural Respite* *Immune to Fragile* *Counterstriking* *Hastened and Lucky* Level 13 Power: 20 (13+7) Health: 21/21 (13+7+1*) SP: 5 Gold: 120 Equipment: Trollsbane (club, WP:7, earth-elemental) Poisoned: 1, Heavy Armour (immune to fragile, SP:5), Counterstrike Gloves (after the wearer is struck by a Free Hit, they counter with strength equal to the damage taken) Inventory: 5x Potion, Grand Potion, Mulled Wine, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Phoenix Incense, Pumpkin Bomb (causes the stunned-, blinded-, poisoned by 1-, asleep-, sealed- and confused- effects to all opponents), Lightning Bomb, Dirt Bomb, Holy Bomb, 8x Bone, Skeleton Decoy, Bumble Fanshirt (SP:1, vermin with less than half of the wearer's level are scared and won't directly attack the wearer, bodywear), Murky Pearl (Worth 25 gold) (*One Chicken Drumstick eaten) Althior Emorith (And Finnegan) *Party Leader* Level 38 1/4 Necromancer *Earns triple XP* Power: 50 (56 for spells) Power Bonus: +5 Spells Defense: 6 4+2 Health: 42/48 5+5+Chicken Drumstick (1)+33 Ether: 49/57 5+5+32+4+Ectoplasm (2) Gold: 300 Equipment: Scepter of Divine Affinity (WP:12, Has ⅙ chance to deal Cursed effect on attacks and ⅙ chance to deal Blessed effect on successful healing, Staff), Spellbound Gloves (+5 power when casting Spells, doubled if target is weak to Element, Handwear), Ethereal Cloak (SP:2, Max Ether +4, Backwear), Medal of Glory (Wearer earns triple experience, Accessory), Robe of the Elven Necromancer (SP: 4, Body Wear) Inventory: Consumables: Skeleton Decoy, Potion x5, Tonic x11, Grand Potion, Grand Tonic x4, Ether Core x2, Remedy x9, Mead, Smelling Salts, Elixirs x3, Phoenix Incense x2, Garnet Lamp of Summoning, Emergency Essence, Grating Stone x2, Deadly Poison Weapons: Dragoro (WP:8, Wand), Skull Shield (SP: 6, immune to darkness elemental damage), Oculoid Claw (WP: 13, Club, 1/6 chance of infecting the targeted enemy on successful hits.) Tools: Bedroll, Bone x3, Holy Water (Quest Item) Artifacts: The Rat Queen's Cape (Backwear, all Vermin type are Enamored with the wearer for the first three rounds of combat, Suitable for Alchemists, Beast Warriors, Chi Monks, and Witches), Black Knight's Armour (SP:4, protects from the stunned effect, suitable for black knights), Numbered Tokens (Quest Item) Gemstones: Diamond (Light), Topaz (Lightning), Amethyst (Darkness), Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind), Garnet (Earth), Opal (Ice), Aquamarine (Water), Emerald (Wood) Throlar Wineghilm (Controlled by K-Nut) 134 year old male Dwarven Knight Level: 10.5 Power: 22 Health: 7/19 Gold: 425 Equipped: Mopagsaber (WP 12, ice elemental, longsword), Poncanis Shield (SP 5), Crow Helmet (SP: 1, flying enemies do not deal free hits to the wearer, suitable for knights and Dragoons) Inventory: Remedy, Mace and Chain (Mace, WP 3), Elven Sword (WP 5, longsword) Bedroll, Round Shield (SP 2), Smoke Bomb, Mulled Wine, Phoenix Essence, Potion, Hint Coin (Gives the user a hint about a puzzle or tricky situation. Usable only once. Has no monetary value.) , Murky Pearl (Worth 25 gold) "..." Zombie Paladin Axeman A Level 18 Undead ".." Zombie Paladin Skirmisher A Level 18 Undead ".." Zombie Paladin Spearman A Level 18 Undead "..." Zombie Paladin Swordsman A Level 15 Undead "That's... a really big dragon, guys. " Violet Level 16 Gravedigger *Immune to Sudden Death* HP: 26/26 SP: 2 Equipment: Wooden Shovel (WP: 4 damages undead), Torn White Dress (SP: 2, bodywear, suitable for engaged undead females), Rotting Flesh (provides immunity from sudden death) Party Leader, determine Battle Order. Everyone else, choose a target. OOC: I think the stats are right. If there's any issue, let me know guys. Other than that, this is it, guys! The final fight of the quest! Good luck!

Alright, so my internet's buggered. Again. Sorry, but I might not be able to update until Tuesday at the latest. Sorry guys.

OOC: I'm going to wait one more day to see if Lord Duvors has anything to say. If he doesn't I'm going to move this along.

"The many voices in my head are telling me I messed up there, we should be fine if one of us has a holy bomb. Potions should work too. It's a joke. You know, because I'm a little out there to begin with? Oh, whatever, just start healing." Karie heals Apparation A from the back row.

"They're etherial as well, which means we can't attack them physically, or with magic. We can't do anything, really, except maybe put them to sleep and slip past them. Or potentially heal them. I can give it a shot, if that's what you guys want to do."