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...and as they left Guffington's altered state, they realized all the gold they had found there was of course not real...

Boomingham rubs his head sadly. It had been too long since he had commanded men. "Alright, new plan. Rufindel, patch up the Ogre for me. No one target the cutlass Monkey or the Monkey with a Flail. They'll be free to nick Ruffindel, sorry chap, and then I can go toe to toe with the other one. That will also let us double up one attack." Battle Order Rufindel Boomingham Atramor Skrall Nyx Ellaria

There were more in the water. There ARE more in the water. Still. I'm just not telling you how many.

"Keep your attack, Atramor. We're double teaming him. That way we'll leave the monkey with a flail untargetted, and I get to whack him too. It's like using those Smelling Salts. I get to act twice, and with only a slight cost to my health."

OoC: From where BD? Round One People Battle Docken v. People D - Special Damage Guts v. People A - Critical Hit Critical Hit (([14x3]+19)x2=122) Guts v. People B - Special Damage Shield (66 Damage all) (330 gold added ) Hybros v. People C - Damage Free Hits People E v. Docken - Special Damage As the heroes are shoved back by the wave of weird small white blobs, five more crawl out of the water to join their comrades. Only Guts is able to get off a hit. The Enemies People B Level 2 Water Humanoid Health: 19/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. People C Level 2 Water Humanoid Health: 19/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. People D Level 4 Water Humanoid Health: 19/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. People E Level 4 Water Humanoid Health: 85/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. People F Level 2 Water Humanoid Health: 85/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. People G Level 2 Water Humanoid Health: 85/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. People H Level 2 Water Humanoid Health: 85/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. People I Level 2 Water Humanoid Health: 85/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. People J Level 2 Water Humanoid Health: 85/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. The Party Guts Holla, Level 19 1/2 Raider *Party Leader* *Hastened* *Encouraged* *Lucky* Power: 33(27) 66 (54) Health: 32/32 Gold: 1023 Inventory: Lifestealer (WP:14, Ice, attacks restore 3 health), Throwing Knife (WP: 9 Light, Retrievable), Glass Dagger (WP: 6, Hollow), Dancing Shoes (The wearer is capable of dancing well. (Artifact, Footwear: On turns after a miss is rolled, the hero may act twice) Beholder's Eye, Telescope, Bedroll, Shovel, Mythril Shard, 6x Mead, 4x Nostrum, 5x Smelling Salts,, Smelling Salts, Nostrum, Elixir, Grand Potion, 8x Grand Potion, Grand Tonic, 5x Remedy, 1x Phoenix Essence, 2x Phoenix Essence. Hybros, Level 19 1/2 Assassin Power: 32 (33 for Clock Cog, 28 for Bladerang, 27 for all other throwing weapons, except 24 for Shuriken of Mercutio) Health: 29/31 Gold: 964 Inventory: Zoot's Reaper (WP:13, Earth), Clock Cog (WP: 14, retrievable), Shuriken of Mercutio (WP:5, retrievable), 2 Throwing Knives (WP:8, retrievable), Banana Bladerang (WP:9, damage all, retrievable), Ancient Throwing Dagger (WP: 8, retrievable), Helmet (Max HP +1), Cat Statuette (Max HP +1), Golden Armor (Artifact, Bodywear, User is permanently hastened and cursed), Nostrum, Grand Potion, 1 Smelling Salts, Mead, Deadly Venom 6 Grand Potions 10 Potions, 5 Remedies, 2 Phoenix Essences, 2 Smoke Bombs, 3 Holy Bombs, 5 Nostrums, Mead, Smelling Salts, Deadly Venom, Bone, Bedroll, Skeleton Decoy, Shovel, Emerald Bartholomew Docken, Level 22 2/3 Warden *Scary* Power: 33 Health: 36/41 Defense: 15 Gold: 451 (50 Gold loaned to Arthur Justus Regulus VII [Flipz]) Inventory: Briar Bow (WP: 11; Wood Elemental), Mockthril Longbow (WP: 5), Mythril Shield (SP: 15), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, causes stunned effect to opponents), Dread Hat (enemies lower than half of wearer's Level won't attack directly), Quiver of Poisoning (permanent poisoned effect to all attacks, backwear), White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters), Lover's Locket (immune to the Enamored effect), Bedroll, Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Soma, Grand Tonic, Potion (4), Deadly Venom Potions (1)

"Leave that one with a flail. I can take another hit from him, and I'll get him back too, if he comes close enough." Boomingham wheels around and charges at the Scroll and Shield Metasimian once more. Battle Order Boomingham Atramor Skrall Nyx Ellaria Rufindel OoC: Will Atramor's counterstrike deal Deadly Poison? I'd assume yes, but it's important to know too. If it does, we should leave another one untargetted as well.

Boomingham shakes his head sadly. "I actually like these guys," he mutters. He lifts is blade. "Skrall, take the Crossbow fellow, you can't be slowed, so he can't do too much to you. Nyx, dearest, I'm sure our friend with the Scimitar and Shield could use a darkness spell from you. As for myself, I'll take a swipe at Scroll and Spear." Boomingham lunges from the front row. Battle Order Skrall Nyx Boomingham

Boomingham grins. "Time for the heads to roll. Ogre, follow me, Nyx, you're third. Make sure there are no surprises ahead of or behind me." Boomingham whips out his King of the Desert and sets it aflame, a skill he has not used in a long time. "With me, now." Boomingham strolls through the open hole in the wall.

The Party Haldor Skovgaard Level 18 Shaman *Immune to Weakened* Power: 32 Defense: 2 Health: 35/35 Ether: 26/26 Gold: 0 (Owed 50 from Elgar Gligin (Jedi Master Brick), (Owes 33 to Dyric Rone (The Legonater) Equipment: Heavy Metal Rod (WP:12, Light and Water elemental), Ethereal Cloak (SP:+2, +4 Ether), Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Weakened Immunity). Inventory: Bear Claw Gloves (WP:8, SP:+2), Paper Doll (Hexed immunity), Scroll of Blindness (Blinded effect), Shovel, Pickaxe, Diamond of Thoric, Bluehood's Aquamarine, Emerald Lamp of Summoning, Health Core, Potion (x3), Remedy, Tonic, Mead, Venom, and a fur-lined Bedroll. Arthur Justus Regulus VII Level 15 Sorcerer*Immune to Sealed* Power: 22 Health: 25/25 Ether: 25/25 Defense: 3 Gold: 9 (Owes 4 44 124 Gold to Alf (Bricksandparts) and 50 gold to Bartholomew Docken (Brickdoctor) debt entrusted to Boomingham) Equipment: Staff of the Cultist Battlemage (WP: 7; 50% chance of Fleeing upon being KO'd; suitable for Mages and Clerics), Robe of the Archmagi (SP:3, Max Ether +5, Immune to Sealed), Ancient Crown (First successful strike of battle deals Cursed effect) Inventory: Healing Staff (WP:5; heals instead of damaging), Amethyst (Darkness), Opal (Ice), Potion(x2), Bedroll, Telescope, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Confusion, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Frailty, Shovel, Grand Tonic, Tonic, Nostrum Alexis Fenral Level 21 1/3 *Hastened* *Immune to Fragile* Power: 31 Defense: 3 Health: 29/29 Ether: 22/22 Gold: 92 GP: 3 Equipment: Mockthril Longbow (WP:10, ranged), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect), Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile) Inventory: Flute of the Magi (WP:3, asleep-effect), Opal (Ice), Topaz (Lightning), Ruby (Fire), Aquamarine (Water), Amethyst (Darkness), Tonic, Grand Tonic, Milk, 2 Meads, Nostrum, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Fire Bomb, Lightning Bomb, Pickaxe, Shovel, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Bone, Raw Meat Spirits: Skorpios (Amethyst), Ocven the Ice Dragon (Opal), Shalma the Thunderbird (Topaz), Sarp Zarra (Aquamarine), Mandy (Ruby) Cronk Level 22.33 Paladin Power: 34 Defense: 14 Health: 42/42 Ether: 25/25 Gold: 40 Equipment: Zoot's Bane (Suitable only for Cronk; WP: 12, Light) Ennoc's Blessing (Shield, SP: 8), Elaborate Helmet (SP: 2), Paladin's Armour (Suitable for Paladins, +4 SP, +2 Max Ether) Inventory: Beast Skewer (Lance; WP: 12, Ice), Sword of Bashing (Longsword; WP:5), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Bloody Pointy Stick (Stick; WP: 1), Heavy Armor (SP:6, Power -6), Potion, Holy Bomb, Blacksmith Writ, Bone, Cultist Documents, Lightning Bomb, Tonic, Bedroll Tesni Hightribe Level 24 1/3 Berserker Power: 44 Defence: 11 Health: 44/44 Gold: 605 Equipped: Dryw ar Zoot, Longsword, Holy (WP:14), Bone Claws(WP:3,SP:2), Mockthril Shield (SP:5), Dragon Bone Armor (SP:4)(+2 max health) Inventory: Mellt (Warhammer, Lightning, Ice (WP:10), Dryw ar Zoot (WP:14, Light, longsword), Cysgodion (WP: 11, Darkness, greatsword), Spiked Club (WP:8), Cryfder (WP:6), Wooden Club (WP:2), Old Boot (WP:1, ranged, retrievable), Emerald (Wood), 2 Potions, 2 Remedies, 2 Phoenix Essences, 3 Meads, 5 Venoms, Nostrum, Smoke Bomb, Minimizing Dust, Chain, 2 Bones The party makes their way through the streets of Eubric, heading for the Library to get briefed. However, before they get there, a man whistles at them to get their attention. He looks grubby and goofy. "Howdy heroes. Name is Johnny Everyman. I'm supposed to brief you on your mission, Byblos hired me to do so, turns out he's all tied up writing down whatever happened in Dastan, whatever that is. Funnily enough, I already knew, because Felton hired me as his contact in Eubric. I've never met the guy, but he seems smart enough. Seems that once he left some Arena, he thought he might need to contact you folks, so he looked around to see who a good contact in Eubric would be, and he turned me up. After he fought in Haddon, he had me add McColt and Hans to the list of people who I should accept letters from. So, long story short, McColt mailed me a quest for you folks, and then Byblos hired me to explain it. I'm sort of the Heroica of Odd Jobs!" Johnny belches. "So, any questions before I tell you the 'Story of Ennon's Last General', and after that, the 'Story of the Lost Party'?" OoC: Are all stats okay?

And this loot distribution is VERY bold. That's the only reason I took it into account. I'll go bold stuff.

Damn, sometimes we post at the same time and I never catch it. Go update your quest now.

Oh, about an hour only, actually. I'm pretty much ready to go. First half of the pictures are taken, now I'm just editing some, and we'll be on our way.

In an attempt to be railroaded, Guts starts to wave his hands and yell for any monster in the area to come say hello. The heroes lay panting on the beach for a few seconds before the young Guffington approaches them. There is fear in his eyes. "Hello? Who are you? Hello? Who are you? Too much. Too many. Too many. Hello? How are you? Hello, have we met before? Hello, oh you're just the same as that other guy. Oh, you like the opera too. Oh, I was just at the warehouses the other day. So was Mr.- oh hello, good to see you again. Hello. How are you? Have we met? Oh, Lady, how wonderful. Oh yes, everyone here has money. Haha. So funny Sir. Yes. Hello? How are you? Hello. Oh you're just like all the rest. All the rest. Just like. All the rest." he says. "Hello, do you see that?" Guffington points to the water. There are murky small blobs floating around in it. They look a little bit like free floating fat. "What do you suppose those are?" The heroes cannot respond before five of the blobs lunge forward and Guffington shouts and dissolves into the mist. The blobs surround the heroes. The Enemies People A Level 2 Water Humanoid Health: 85/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. People B Level 2 Water Humanoid Health: 85/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. People C Level 2 Water Humanoid Health: 85/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. People D Level 2 Water Humanoid Health: 85/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. People E Level 2 Water Humanoid Health: 85/85 Special: Birth – The “People” dies, but a new “People” takes its place. The new “People” is double the original “People”’s level. Drops: 5 Gold Note: On “Free Hits” there is a 50/50 chance of each “People” using their Special instead of attacking the heroes. The Party Guts Holla, Level 19 1/2 Raider *Party Leader* *Hastened* *Encouraged* *Lucky* Power: 33(27) 66 (54) Health: 32/32 Gold: 693 Inventory: Lifestealer (WP:14, Ice, attacks restore 3 health), Throwing Knife (WP: 9 Light, Retrievable), Glass Dagger (WP: 6, Hollow), Dancing Shoes (The wearer is capable of dancing well. (Artifact, Footwear: On turns after a miss is rolled, the hero may act twice) Beholder's Eye, Telescope, Bedroll, Shovel, Mythril Shard, 6x Mead, 4x Nostrum, 5x Smelling Salts,, Smelling Salts, Nostrum, Elixir, Grand Potion, 8x Grand Potion, Grand Tonic, 5x Remedy, 1x Phoenix Essence, 2x Phoenix Essence. Hybros, Level 19 1/2 Assassin Power: 32 (33 for Clock Cog, 28 for Bladerang, 27 for all other throwing weapons, except 24 for Shuriken of Mercutio) Health: 31/31 Gold: 964 Inventory: Zoot's Reaper (WP:13, Earth), Clock Cog (WP: 14, retrievable), Shuriken of Mercutio (WP:5, retrievable), 2 Throwing Knives (WP:8, retrievable), Banana Bladerang (WP:9, damage all, retrievable), Ancient Throwing Dagger (WP: 8, retrievable), Helmet (Max HP +1), Cat Statuette (Max HP +1), Golden Armor (Artifact, Bodywear, User is permanently hastened and cursed), Nostrum, Grand Potion, 1 Smelling Salts, Mead, Deadly Venom 6 Grand Potions 10 Potions, 5 Remedies, 2 Phoenix Essences, 2 Smoke Bombs, 3 Holy Bombs, 5 Nostrums, Mead, Smelling Salts, Deadly Venom, Bone, Bedroll, Skeleton Decoy, Shovel, Emerald Bartholomew Docken, Level 22 2/3 Warden *Scary* Power: 33 Health: 36/41 Defense: 15 Gold: 451 (50 Gold loaned to Arthur Justus Regulus VII [Flipz]) Inventory: Briar Bow (WP: 11; Wood Elemental), Mockthril Longbow (WP: 5), Mythril Shield (SP: 15), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, causes stunned effect to opponents), Dread Hat (enemies lower than half of wearer's Level won't attack directly), Quiver of Poisoning (permanent poisoned effect to all attacks, backwear), White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters), Lover's Locket (immune to the Enamored effect), Bedroll, Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Soma, Grand Tonic, Potion (4), Deadly Venom Potions (1)

"Where are we going? That is a good question. Could be Cathargo, I've been there twice, or Salamanda, I've been there three times. Dastan five. I even went to the Mistlands once." Guffington sighs. "No doubt, I can be your guide wherever we are headed." "Oh, look, it's me!" The heroes look out and see a much younger Guffington on the shore of an island. "Here you go, ol' Guffy! Say good bye." The young Guffington looks over his shoulder. "Good bye! I'll miss you! I'll visit... maybe! I'm off to Eubric!" No one in the mist responds. "They say all great men must go seek their fortune, and I can't really seek it here... so I guess this has to happen." The heroes are shocked to find themselves suddenly in shallow water. The boat has disappeared from under them. They make their way to the shore.

Boomingham cocked his head. He eyes the Ogre, and then the little girl. "The Ogre stays with me. You can go with just Atramor and Rufindel around the back. If no one comes your way shortly, come back around and meet up with us, would ya?" Boomingham gave the others a minute or two to get to the back of the warehouse before turning to Skrall. "Take that door off it's hinges. This contact was supposed to be alone, giving him a little scare wouldn't be the end of the world. Maybe they'll peacefully after that, and if not, then at least they'll know what they're dealing with."

The weapons already added back into the inventory? Or am I forgetting something else?

Hopefully the selling of unique weapons will encourage QMs to reuse previous unique weapons. It will be a huge hassle if everyone keeps making up new items. I would much prefer that two people ran around with the same unique weapon, as opposed to having to remember double the unique weapons.

OoC: No, JimBee, I'm afraid I'm just using an inferior knowledge of the internet. The heroes looks around and are shocked to find the walls of a laboratory have faded away. The mist closes in and the heroes feel grains underneath. They or on a cold gray beach. Fog drifts off the water. Suddenly, a small boat floats by and a voice hollars out. "Need a lift?" "Slow down, captain!" "Aye aye sir. The heroes hop onto the boat. Guffington holds out Guts' weapons for him. "I took good care of them, never fear. How are you three holding up?" The Party Guts Holla, Level 19 1/2 Raider *Party Leader* Power: 33(27) Health: 32/32 Gold: 693 Inventory: Lifestealer (WP:14, Ice, attacks restore 3 health), Throwing Knife (WP: 9 Light, Retrievable), Glass Dagger (WP: 6, Hollow), Dancing Shoes (The wearer is capable of dancing well. (Artifact, Footwear: On turns after a miss is rolled, the hero may act twice) Beholder's Eye, Telescope, Bedroll, Shovel, Mythril Shard, 6x Mead, 4x Nostrum, 5x Smelling Salts,, Smelling Salts, Nostrum, Elixir, Grand Potion, 8x Grand Potion, Grand Tonic, 5x Remedy, 1x Phoenix Essence, 2x Phoenix Essence. Hybros, Level 19 1/2 Assassin Power: 32 (33 for Clock Cog, 28 for Bladerang, 27 for all other throwing weapons, except 24 for Shuriken of Mercutio) Health: 31/31 Gold: 964 Inventory: Zoot's Reaper (WP:13, Earth), Clock Cog (WP: 14, retrievable), Shuriken of Mercutio (WP:5, retrievable), 2 Throwing Knives (WP:8, retrievable), Banana Bladerang (WP:9, damage all, retrievable), Ancient Throwing Dagger (WP: 8, retrievable), Helmet (Max HP +1), Cat Statuette (Max HP +1), Golden Armor (Artifact, Bodywear, User is permanently hastened and cursed), Nostrum, Grand Potion, 1 Smelling Salts, Mead, Deadly Venom 6 Grand Potions 10 Potions, 5 Remedies, 2 Phoenix Essences, 2 Smoke Bombs, 3 Holy Bombs, 5 Nostrums, Mead, Smelling Salts, Deadly Venom, Bone, Bedroll, Skeleton Decoy, Shovel, Emerald Bartholomew Docken, Level 22 2/3 Warden *Scary* Power: 33 Health: 36/41 Defense: 15 Gold: 451 (50 Gold loaned to Arthur Justus Regulus VII [Flipz]) Inventory: Briar Bow (WP: 11; Wood Elemental), Mockthril Longbow (WP: 5), Mythril Shield (SP: 15), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, causes stunned effect to opponents), Dread Hat (enemies lower than half of wearer's Level won't attack directly), Quiver of Poisoning (permanent poisoned effect to all attacks, backwear), White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters), Lover's Locket (immune to the Enamored effect), Bedroll, Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Soma, Grand Tonic, Potion (4), Deadly Venom Potions (1)

"Well, with Rufindel, Atramor, and myself here, can we really pretend that we're that surprised that we have to go search a warehouse. Do not worry, we are experts. If we run into any rats or bats, we are well versed in fighting them." Boomingham burps lazily. "Sorry. Onward I say. Let's see what this dangerous package is. But make no mistake, boy, you're to stick with us. Even if things get hairy. Sounds like you could benefit from seeing a little danger and learning how to deal with it."

The Hourlings go through their transformations once more. Round 12 Hourlings Battle Docken retrieves Potion Guts retrieves Grand Potion Hybros v. Uma - Critical Hit ([13x2]+19-2=43) Hybros v. Uma - Damage Docken and Guts continue their collections as Hybros finishes off Uma. The Battle is Victorious The Party Guts Holla, Level 19 1/2 Raider *Party Leader* Power: 33(27) Health: 32/32 Gold: 693 Inventory: Lifestealer (WP:14, Ice, attacks restore 3 health), Beholder's Eye, Bedroll, Shovel, Mythril Shard, 6x Mead, 4x Nostrum, 5x Smelling Salts,, Smelling Salts, Nostrum, Elixir, Grand Potion, 8x Grand Potion, Grand Tonic, 5x Remedy, 1x Phoenix Essence, 2x Phoenix Essence. Hybros, Level 19 1/2 Assassin *Hastened* *Cursed* Power: 32 (33 for Clock Cog, 28 for Bladerang, 27 for all other throwing weapons, except 24 for Shuriken of Mercutio) Health: 31/31 Gold: 964 Inventory: Zoot's Reaper (WP:13, Earth), Clock Cog (WP: 14, retrievable), Shuriken of Mercutio (WP:5, retrievable), 2 Throwing Knives (WP:8, retrievable), Banana Bladerang (WP:9, damage all, retrievable), Ancient Throwing Dagger (WP: 8, retrievable), Helmet (Max HP +1), Cat Statuette (Max HP +1), Golden Armor (Artifact, Bodywear, User is permanently hastened and cursed), Grand Potion, 1 Smelling Salts, 6 Grand Potions 10 Potions, 5 Remedies, 2 Phoenix Essences, 2 Smoke Bombs, 3 Holy Bombs, 5 Nostrums, Mead, Smelling Salts, Deadly Venom, Bone, Bedroll, Skeleton Decoy, Shovel, Emerald Bartholomew Docken, Level 22 2/3 Warden *Scary* Power: 33 Health: 36/41 Defense: 15 Gold: 451 (50 Gold loaned to Arthur Justus Regulus VII [Flipz]) Inventory: Briar Bow (WP: 11; Wood Elemental), Mockthril Longbow (WP: 5), Mythril Shield (SP: 15), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, causes stunned effect to opponents), Dread Hat (enemies lower than half of wearer's Level won't attack directly), Quiver of Poisoning (permanent poisoned effect to all attacks, backwear), White Marksman's Hat (⅙ chance of Assassination vs. Flying monsters), Lover's Locket (immune to the Enamored effect), Bedroll, Mead, Venom, Smoke Bomb, Soma, Grand Tonic, Potion (4), Potions (1) Loot: - Nostrum - Causes the lucky-effect, allowing the target to roll the battle die twice and get the better result of the two for the duration of one battle. - Mead - Causes the encouraged-effect, doubling the target's attack power for the duration of one battle. Deadly Venom(x2) - Use on a weapon to cause the badly-poisoned effect on every enemy it hits for the duration of one battle. -Telescope – Allows the hero to see far. Dance Shoes - The wearer is capable of dancing well. (Artifact, Footwear: On turns after a miss is rolled, the hero is Hastened) OoC: Finally put in Guts' new picture. I didn't know how to get it out of his signature, but now with the stats thread, I realized I could access it, so it's finally in!

You all look like tree stumps to me. Is that not normal?

Please post it if you figure it out, I don't know how to put the two swords one over the other, but I'd love that look! Same goes for me. But that's not the way you worded it. Hybros, you friggin' kill everything as it is. A hastened assassin is a deadly assassin.

I'm just adding the stuff I pick up! Not my fault someone gave me that piece of clothing. and Boomingham's a bit of a... Dark Paladin?

The new and improved Boomingham! He has also bleached his counterstrike gloves, as you can see.

As the storm approached and the skies darkened, Boomingham threw up the Hood he had taken off Blathazar's hands. He had gotten it dyed to fit his wardrobe a little bit better, but it's power still was sewn in with the fabric. Boomingham grinned.