Adam

Dude, I accepted your apology. It was just a follow-up remark; I wasn't suggesting that you were anti-mentally retarded people or anything. Would it be overly annoying if I continued being bratty? (EDIT: Since I didn't make it clear, I'm moving on)

What people don't understand is that it's all very witty of ten-year-olds to call each other "retards" on the school ground, but when you're a grown man talking to another person (who is related to; good friends with a mentally retarded person) playing an annoying brat teenager, it's really inappropriate. I'm not mentally retarded, and neither is Ethel (there are tons of bratty teenagers on any channel), but imagine if I had been. That's not to say that I'm not having a lot of fun playing this game; I just think we should keep the mood friendly. If it will help avoid these heated arguments, I'll gladly sacrifice the "bratty."

Isn't this getting a tad... I don't know, heated? Mentally retarded people have feelings, too, you know.

Rude, like yeah. Insolent and insubordinate? Totally! Chesty? I'm busty, sister. And it's so, like, called bimboism. Get with the program, boyfriend! At least I, you know, have boobs. Where are yours, girlfriend?

... Okay... Is this supposed to disturb me or what?

Like, do you think I didn't totally sign the Ye Olde Single Maides Act? *giggle* ... Maids are, like, totally going to be single forevar, unless they get swept off their washbins, or something awesomesuace like that! Like, it is so necessary for all maids to totally sign this form, or they won't be part of the unioneth. In the spot thingy below, you can, like, sign your name, and put your Instant Courier down there too, so we can all totally be bffls! ... You are so out of it, girlfriend! Who's the hy-po-crat, like, now, girlfriend? You were all like, "No killing at random, bad karma!" and now you're totally, "Let's kill the hottie!" That is so predejuice! *head snap*

Like, I can so totally be all, maidy and stuff! *Agnes high five* Would you so totally... Like, do y'all... OhEmmJa-ay! Do you, like... Like, at least I tried... :wink: :wacko: :wink:

Wench? Like, that's so Agnes! Hey baby is totally waiting for that "lashin'," hun, it all depends on the trades of the tool, y'know? *giggle* My karma is, like, totally way up with all of you hunky guards... guarding! :wink: Oh, cr@peth. I so totally have, like, something in my eye. :wink:

*giggle* Like, oooookaay! We'll totally portion out the guys between ourselves, okums? It's just, like, I don't mindeth dating older men, but not like older older raisins, y'know? Who wants to go out with, like, Ye Olde Olde Person? So totally no-oooooo! *butt smack*

*wakes up from karma nap* Uh-un, boyfriends! Sure, Agnes is totally, like, my bffl, but I am visibly bustier than her, you know? *head snap* Sorry girlfriend, but, like, when you use your badkarmacraft to steel all the guys, you are so going down! *catfight*

Just 'cause I'm a walking cliche doesn't mean you have to rub it in, pal! I take it you were invited, Arronax?

Order of events: 1) Sees creation 2) Commands Zuloo to frontpage it

Okay, okay, nothing to see here, just a couple of not-so-golden-oldies chumming around, feedin' themselves biscuts, tellin' 'em they're not fit for the outdoors... So, Rudy, watchya doin' here, mental case?

That's like, the lingo of the not so free world, butteth face. *giggles* And it so totally made me dump my, like, fortieth boyfriend this week, and he was all, "Anyone want a Knight on the rebound?" and I told him, "Uh-un, brother!"

I'll have you know that Faisser has become familiar with my wide renown around these parts, my liege. But at first, I wasn't sure I wanted to go, so I asked my deputy: "Do they still have those cherry popsicles?" But enough about me, and old Betsy - she ain't no gun, Lou, I mean Lord, she's my... portable... phonograph - what's an old banana like you doin' on a train? Don't you get train-sickness like any sane raisin?

Girl, you like Instante Couriered me aaalllllll about it! Like... Ohmigod! That is soooo scary! We totally need you buff gents to, like, do the brave stuff. *giggles*

Like, hun, Agnes and I so totally make an awesomesauce teameth! Like, yeah, babeth! *giggle* I mean, like, totally no, jerketh! *slaps* You are, like, so not my Ye Olde Facebook girlfriend anymore, boyfriend!

Like, let's get on Y'olde Instante Courier, girlfriend! *giggle* ... Totally... *starts singing "Don't Ye Wish Your Girlefriend T'wer Hot Like Moi?"*

Like, that would be totally Ye Olde Girle Power! You are so, like channeling the inner moi, hun! And that's, like, why we pay wet guards, oh yeah! *butt smack with Agnes*

Don't, like, cry, girl! We're all like, "Can I get y'all a chair, Ye Olde Witche?" all the time, and they're like, "OhEmGee, I'll just be a total jerk!" *butt flick* Uh-un! Y'all like, crossed the straw, or put on the, like, line that broke the mule's butt, 'cause when you make my girlfriend cry, it ain't good, sister! Like, girleth pwr all the way...eth! You, like, call it what you want, 'cause I know you're totally heels over heads. *giggle*

I must be going blind for not noticing him, Hound, but I must say: he looks great! You're a genius!

So, anyway, Lord, me and old Betsy here have got this train well protected. On the way to the party, eh? Same here, Lou. I mean Lord. *feels gut* Hey, there's my iPod! *listens to the Bee Gees* So, what do you think about this party, eh?

Yeah, like, totally, girlfriend! You must be confused, too, or something, because we were just bloggething on Ye Olde Facebook about it, like, yestermorning!

Wo-ow, girl! *head snap* Don't make me snap ma fingers in a "Z" formation! We already, like, had the buff gents *giggle* carry 'em away and Agnes and I so totally washed the floor. *curtsies* Y'all like, learn so quickly with the "hey baby" thang!

Oh. Like, okaaaay then. I'll just totally wait and get it for you ladies later, okums? *curtsies* By the way, my name is Ethel, but you can just call me "Hey baby!" *giggle*