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I quite agree! We're only a few posts in and already I'm having fun.

L'Oreal itches at his cowl. "Green? Hey, a couple of aeons of retirement will do that to you, you know!" He kneels down and pulls off his hat, revealing a mane of flowing locks. He then pulls the cowl over his mask and puts his fedora back on in a very snazzy manner. He crouches down to get a better view of Sir Pigley and Russel. He then asks a few questions: "Well, now that I think about it, I do have a few questions for you two. The path to this Pillus, how difficult is the terrain? Do you expect we'll encounter any trouble on the way? What did this vagabond do to deserve us hunting him down, and why are you two on the case?"

L'Oreal licks his lips. "Mmmm, bacon! Aye, I could use a good breakfast!" He then realizes that the pig is listening and clears his throat sheepishly. "Ahem, err, maybe the quest at hand is a bit more important than breakfast. Most important meal of the day, though..." He looks back at the rags in his hands. "Well, if Ruffers isn't here, then maybe these rags are a clue to his location? Then again, there are two rags - two being the number of vagabonds we're hunting down. Perhaps these cloths belong to them. Whatever the case, these rags seem important. Howabout you examine one while I have a look at the other? Be careful with them, now!" L'Oreal hands one of the rags to Siercon and keeps the other. L'Oreal examines both sides of his rag carefully.

L'Oreal gazes at his surroundings and then stares at the pig. He squats, replies, "Oink!", and stands up again. He then turns towards Siercon. "Well, this is a bit of a mystery, isn't it? This looks like Pigley, but I can't see this Russel Ruffers chap anywhere. Well, before we get to any of that, I say it's high time we were properly introduced. My name is L'Oreal Diablo, braver of Hell, kicker of megablocks, and lover of women. Who might you be, Mr. Siercon Siercon Siercon?" L'Oreal bends down and gingerly picks up each piece of cloth so that they do not blow away, being careful not to damage either piece. OOC: Those stats look right for me, Zepher! I just want to thank you again for putting together this quest for the two of us. I'm sure that you know what you're doing, but if I ever do something wrong, then please don't hesitate to correct me. I've been looking over the rules, etc. but I could definitely have missed something.

I laughed so hard at this! It's a really original idea and I love the creation itself. Plus, I can honestly say that this is the first BDSM LEGO I have ever seen. You should put this on CUUSOO.

L'Oreal Diablo walks boldy into the marketplace (as per usual, the area falls silent). He approaches Portia's, winks at her beneath his mask, and buys a single potion for 5 gold. He then approaches Gnomeo, says, "Hey there, little fella!" ignores Gnomeo's indignant grunts, and purchases a single bedroll for 5 gold. 10 gold -> 0 gold

Thanks for giving us noobs a chance to strut our stuff, Zepher!

"I'm sorry, Mr. Siercon Siercon Siercon, did you say something?"

Tooting your own horn, eh? You egotistical sunnabitch! Seriously though, thank you so much! That was a very detailed and helpful outline and certainly something I will be relying on in the future. Kick-megablocks!

"Zoot opening holes in space and nuking"?! I don't even know whoy "Zoot" is, and I still think that's crazy! ... Actually, that sounds awesome.

You mean my quest can't have spaceships and be played in iambic pentameter simultaneously on reddit and eurobricks and also all participants have to declare their allegiance to Xenu? Well, if that's the case, I'm leaving!

Thanks, you two! I'm reading through the QM Lounge now and I'll be paying close attention to that "Behind the scenes".

Hey, what are the requirements for being a QM? I realize that I'm a noob with no experience with the game, but I'm very intrigued by the creative process of quest making (in fact, more so than quest taking) and would like to make my own quest eventually.

Echoing what the others have said, congrats, CM!

L'Oreal Diablo hears the word "hunt", shouts "CHAAAAAARGE!" and immediately signs up for Quest #41. Edit: L'Oreal Diablo realizes that he should be more bold when he declares himself for quests.

D'oh! You're right!

Hot damn! Those look amazing! I sincerely hope that Quest Masters draw on you for sets, monsters, and weapons.

"What's the likelihood of me getting chosen for this quest?" L'Oreal wonders aloud. Others stare at him awkwardly. "Not likely," he tells himself, "but what the hell..." L'Oreal Diablo signs up for Quest #40.

Because... well... shut up!

Alright, the amazing L'Oreal Diablo has made his appearance in Heroica Hall! If I did something wrong in making my entrance, let me know so I can fix it. On another note, when will Quest #40 happen? I'm just a bit too late for Quest #39.

As the doors to the famed Heroica Hall slowly open, the room falls silent in the presence of a single man stepping through the entryway. Since before the time of recorded history, legends have spoken of Hellish demons with hundreds of gaping maws, of glorious kingdoms floating across the sky, and of a lone man pitted against the darkness of all mankind. His name lost to the ages, the malign and corrupt began referring to this vigilante by another label, one which, when uttered signaled the arrival of death itself. They called him Diablo. Over time, rumors also spoke of this man's glorious mane of hair, and he earned a second name to join the first. They then called him L'Oréal Diablo. It is said that, scimitar in hand, L'Oréal Diablo opened the gates of Hell and that his face and hands were scarred by the fires within. As the aeons passed, people assumed that he had died on that day. But now, he has returned, his face shrouded by a frightening mask, his body covered in bandages, his head draped in a stylish fedora. L'Oréal Diablo has returned, ready to kick megablocks, take names, and make women swoon... because he's worth it. L'Oréal Diablo : Level 1 Rogue Age: ??? Race: ??? Power: 4 Health: 10/10 Gold: 10 Inventory: Scimitar (Longsword, WP: 3), Venom, Potion

Alright, one more question. Is there a limit to how sexy my character can be? Edit: Zepher, just saw your post. Perchance consider me for that duty spot? I'll have my character info up in like an hour.

Hey there, this looks like a ton of fun, but I've spent four years away from this site and I don't have the time to sift through 900 pages of content to catch myself up fully. I've acquainted myself with the rules and mythology, but I'd like to ask current players, is it a bit too late for a completely new and weak character (ie. me) to join up and start playing?

Thanks for the warm welcome, JimButcher and Hinckley! Good to be back! I'm a thirteen year old lawyer now, and I can wear big boy pants! Haha, anyway, I have sent you two (Pandora and Rick) my PM in case you do decide to let me in. Can't wait to (maybe) play!

Thanks! Examining the first post more carefully, I guess I can't play. Oh well, it looks like it'll be a lot of fun; I'll be watching closely!