Admiral Blockbeard

*Lt Byron wakes up on his floor with the book covering his face.* Apologies accepted my Lord, it be hard to have such a title in this castle, one being guaranteed to be a traitor, however i am sure that this band of miscreants would have infiltrated all levels of our fair castle. So statistically your 1 in 3 chance of being a traitor are on par with the rest of us! Only as i see it, you have the benefit of being our good kings bloodline, and therefore a candidate for our future good king! As for these tasteless red potatoes let us make vodka and drink to the memory of who's life they took, just please limit the friars share! no news from those who travel to this strange dungeon called brickworld are they to be released some time before days end? if not does that mean that there is less than usual required to hang a suspect? Also who is in this dungeon at the moment, i know Lord Savril, Calvin and Mary are to be preoccupied today...

very nice collection indeed! i like the additions you have added to the ship, i recently got a 90% complete CC and was disappointed when i realized t was not the lack of bricks that gave the ship no cabin! but to then put it next to the fort is just making me white with pure envy! then add those extra mini-figs!!! be proud very proud! regards Cpt. PB

Lt. Byron is up in his room, smelling heavenly after his third bath, heartily eating away at the meal brought up to him, avoiding only the red potato... "interesting, sprinkles whom do you suspect" Byron is reading "how to catch and kill traitors for dummies" - the blurb reads: Has some one killed your king recently, do you need to find the killer before they find you, then this is the book for you! learn how to out smart the smartest of folk who plot and scheme, just don't forget to feed your cat. "it says here *points to book* that one must investigate all evidence provided to them, and not trust what appears only on the surface" *sitting thoughtfully in his chair he leans a little to far back and crashes to the floor, sprinkles jumps out of the way just in time* "i have completed chapter 1, identify all those whom are suspects, now for chapter 2, i must identify those with motive and ability" thinking out loud... the king is suspected to have died of poisoning, the cook would have cooked it, mike would have brought it, however, today when i ate my meal sat unattended for a while, who is to say someone did not tamper with it further, women and their herbs, or perhaps as alluded to by the wizard it was the one whom bought the fish, Mary or perhaps Paul may have bought the fish, but who's not to say they accidentally bought a poisoned fish from the fisherman... so, now i have narrowed it down, oh dear, i fear i have not, anybody could have done this to our king... sprinkles, this is harder than one first expected... though my strongest suspicion lies in Calvin the fisherman, Grim said to trust only your own instinct, is my suspicion based on others accusations or my own thoughts, he seems to act defensive, ohh, joy chapter 3 should help decide! lets move onto chapter 3, suspect behavior... *continues to read the book lying on his back, every now and then lobbing a piece of potato out the window*

all of the sudden i wish it was december! hrph! im going to go eat some cheese and cool off... Sinner, hey snap i have a cybershot too! and ist old, cant seem to focus... Questionable images that steam up the screen ON regards Cpt. PB

*arrives at hollisbrick place* "arrived at destination my supreme cheesyness, will start the converting shortly, alpha cheese 1 over" many strange sounds can be heard in the background, then a scream as wallace and gromit is put onto repeat for cheese conditioning purposes... "my cheeyness, it seems he has only developed a hatred towards penguins, we may have to settle for his love of Lego in this case..." how ever the pervert might be onto something... oh this is funny CLICK YOU MUST the cheese compels you! and divert your eyes young ones! not really, my sisters done worse with dolls ... http://images.google.com.au/url?q=http://w...0MAvn_0bqMoiugA grilled to perfection... regards Cpt. PB *cough* alpha cheese 1

The friar, certainly has a friend upstairs, first a shield then a helmet, then the spear only in the leg! that or this was a set up! what actions would a traitor seek to do more than play a victim. they certainly would not attempt more murders, not on my watch. accidental (a word i use lightly) death of poor Daniel a proven true loyalist is the real crime here. two loyal subject of the king now 6 feet under, a bad start indeed. That note does not lie, however my bath does make its content old. however, one thing i note of the note in its note-ness is the use of the term Megablock, and on that note is that not the same term we heard shouted after an attack on the friar... perhaps this note reveals more than smell, tell me advisor did you find that note or are you the author... or am i to assume that a ladies spirit wrote that note and placed it where you could find it... what evil you hide by talking to spirits? so, i presume grim has finally given some inclination to his true identity, a mere general of the guard, would not claim such high words of subordinate referring to a fellow general. You hid well, and save but you being a lier, or someone that over estimates (or even wishes for enhancing) their power. what ambition do you hide i wonder if not my respectable commander? it seems a voice crys out from the people for calvin, the fisherman. i indeed find him suspicious, but on grounds yet not discussed. He and the loyal Lord Martin were rather at each other, claiming the other to be a traitor, then we find him in a room at night acting as a spy! he claims to have been working for lord ash, and claims not to know the Lords intentions, have we yet considered the opposite, does Lord Ash know of Calvins allegiance? haste into decision we must not, but one be made by the end of day, or else we might have more potatos thank you Mary for cleaning so quick, that smell still hangs though... wow, what do you know a note!!! this spirit be "damaging my calm" (one for the firefly fans), sprinkles needs her breakfast, i am not sure she will enjoy mashed potato, continues to mumble to self... *walks off to again bath*

ohh i know exactly how you got the lurking perve title! quite humorous indeed!! i can hazard a guess who gave it too. i laughed so very hard when i saw it, i think i woke the neighbors up and then i saw where you come from... lol, now i know the neighbors are awake! btw nice pic... regards, Cpt. PB

While the group was assembled in the grand hall, a loud metallic squeak was heard. Majiko who had been swooshing his wand about jumped at the sudden movement of a near by set of armour. Indeed it appeared the metal armour had been brought to life. Majiko astounded at his own accomplishment was quickly humbled when Lieutenant Byron lifted the helmet off his head. A smell oozed from the armour and the Lieutenant was seen to blush. The stunned gathering stood wide mouthed at the events happenings, the lieutenant took this rare *cough* moments silence and began explaining his tale and why he was in hiding. “I am Lieutenant Byron of the royal guard, loyal soldier of the now sadly deceased king, I heard of my beloved king’s murder and went into hiding knowing full well, his death would only be possible if one close to him had betrayed him, knowing this I felt it my duty to investigate all those residing in the castle.” Removing the one of armours boots a liquid spread to the ground and the stench grew. “I have been in hiding now for two days; unfortunately one can not stop the natural process of ones body” The removal of the second boot revealed something not so liquid but equally as smelly, to the disgust of all except Lord Savril (Hinckley), who seem delighted by the somewhat humorous appearance of *poo* “I have only been able to establish two members of the castle that can be completely trusted, Lord Dragonator and Majiko, however the Dragon Ragnir is to be watched, *looks to Lord Dragonator* he cheated you in that last game of stones when your were interrupted by Fred (Kurtt Krueger), and yes beans was my last meal, what a great nose you have.” “oh by the way before I forget, Friar (The brickster), this stench that covers me is not entirely all mine… you were full of the spirits late one night and stumbled over to me hiding in this here armour, I have you know, the lavatory was but a mere two doors down, or a tree would have been more conventional. Please Paul (Commanderbly42) and Lord Gary (Ice Scream Cone) stop giving the man so much alcohol, in fact I believe Rotrigous (Imperialshadows) has had enough as well, and so early in the morning.” “Mary (Inertia) I am sorry for the mess I have caused, lay some lime down to aid in the smell and deal with the cleaning later” *steps with a squish towards the two generals* “General Markus (Batbrick) your Mayan buildings and lookouts up trees had you in an identity crisis, I trust your sure of your own identity now, General Spencer (?????da da daaa) however you have been sneaky thus far, and ashamedly I a member of the guard can not name another member, who are you I ask. And for that matter where be my commander Grim (?????) and that sneaky young squire Daniel (?????_Flatfoot Thompson) *stomach rumbles* “Mike (Stash2Stixx) could you please bring me something from the good *eyes suspiciously* cooks Ernest (Hyphos) kitchen, and Damien (Sdpirate/Dovchenco) or Lady Suzanne (AgentRick57) could you please give me some medical treatment, I fear I am faint from these fumes.” *runs two doors down (the toilet) and slams the door shut where his now murmured voice can still be heard* “Kyle (Trexxen) it seems had the day off, due to the lack of you all wanting to hunt down the traitors amongst us, hanging poor Lord Martin (Pencoin) was a regrettable start to our man hunt however he was very suspect indeed, and had I been among you would have made the same mistake. Now some of you hunt Lord Ash (TinyPiesRUs), why must we kill all those related to our king, do we not want his blood to rule over us once again, leave the family for now, let them grieve. Calvin (Atoll Dweller) is said to be working for Lord Ash, maybe we can learn more through questions than stopping a blood line… what has happened to all our earlier suspicions Micheal (?Quarry man?) claims to be a simple man not knowing the ways of the high and mighty, confirm your identity as such before investigations shows you a liar. ((OOC this leaves only Iamded and Whitefang as unknown, these are not proven identities these are just my workings out by what was written also note this was written before day three was introduced and then edited for Flatfoots death!)) *re-emerges from the room, with a now familiar smell following* “If you will excuse me for a short while I am going to retire to my room for some sleep and cleaning, Mary would you be so kind as to heat up a bath, I almost forgot I must feed my cat, sprinkles, she must be hungry by now, Mike when you bring my food up, bring something for my cat that is not fish, I trust not the food the wizard will not eat, not even for my cat” *the Lieutenant turns and squishes his way to his quarters, the stunned gathering again found their voice, except for the wizard who was now curiously examining the armour, tapping it with his wand, the chest plate flew into the air and over the wall, Majiko jumped with joy at his achievement. Lord Dragonator simply rolled his eyes* ((OOC sorry for long post but it makes up for the two days missed and this is the last time I narrate the actions of others, it was simply for amusement in such a long post, and you may refer to my user name as Cpt. PB or Pegleg, as the full name is long…)) Regards Cpt. PB (Lieutenant Byron)

so i was innocently browsing the world wide web when i came across this little video Warning, language in one video includes that of swear word, i am aware this is an AFOL site, and some members are not adult so please if you feel this word may offend you please do not watch, that said other than that the content is fine... long disclaimer over... Lego link! enjoy! EDIT: also if you explore the site further you will find some nice footage on stormtroopers being made, the worlds largest Lego plane and well for the futurama fans here is a sneek peak regards, Cpt. PB... btw read some comments below the video, some quite humerous, me thinks we should link them to our MCW!

Well i read your post and thought hmm, what has this got to do with Lego, so i googled Lego cheese... it seems Lego and cheese lovers have a high correlation for example it appears our very own SlyOwl had a MOC related to cheese making find here also a page just for cheese and LEGO!.. found here i strangely feel like eating some cheese but alas no cheese to be found and i was even going to mould (pun intended) you a Lego cheese 1x2 block... regards Cpt. PB CHEESE ON

while i am joining, i am sure that non-posters will still be feeling the crush of justice! I agree with you Batbrick a posting of 7 each day is a good amount, enough to entertain and be an active member for sure. As for all that information you seek, i think you may well enjoy my first post... regards Cpt. PB

so with stauder working so hard on the costumes, has he rememberd to do the interview this time... lol looking good guys, looking good! keep it up and looking forward to your next edition! regards Cpt. PB

i believe the mini figs came from bricklink along with the front of the ships... very nice ships indeed i note you have posted your full name and mailing address, something that may not be wise Ben... maybe something to consider if your going to post some smaller pics... great work and its good to see some computer planning coming to fruition in real life, great planning! regards Cpt. PB

wow i love these big projects! all the best on this ambitious journey, though with your great moc skills in boats i am sure it is of little challenge to you! regards Cpt. PB

i thought i may add my person touch to what has already been said. i was fully aware that two members had not yet had any great *cough* one or less posts and had revealed nothing of character, rather than see Ragnir take a break from his game of stones and devour these characters i offered my involvement in the game as an alternate option for the dragon lord to consider. also i provided him my findings so far, yes i have been watching and watching closely, voting habits, alliances, behaviour, and most importantly IDENTITIES, upon joining i will only need to confirm two! i have developed a list of whom i suspect and those that i consider innocent, beyond this i have looked at the games structure and considered Dragonator's intentions... including plot line... all in all my participation will come only if it is beneficial to you the players, i am happy to remain being entertained as an audience. with this said please speak up if you wish me not to partake in the game. BTW i would consider it only fair that my identity be revealed upon my joining, and will instantly give some form of information that will even the playing field... this said if Lt Veers or Flatfoot comes forward with intent passion to play i will release my intention to join and they may have a second chance, but be warned dragons have a good memory and i suspect they will be getting a worse fate than playing stones... i believe i can add to the current game, i thank those of you who support the game and thank you for your entertainment thus far. please feel free to refer to me as Cpt. PB, my name can be long and tedious to type... regards Cpt. PB

Humerous Moc page you have there Chr... i mean Zepher! Welcome to eurobricks, i garantee you will like your stay/be banned early on (others will only understand this joke after visiting the MOC page...), just bring in more of that humour and im sure you will soon have friends, i noted Sir Nodroj was mentioned in your mocpages, im sure your aware but he can be found about the place from time to time... make sure to visit the pirate forum some time/go to hell and burn. honesly all those before you hang me for abuse towards a new member, visit the moc page, you will soon enjoy the joke! all the best with your journey on EB Cpt. PB

They do the job perfectly! i wish i had some, i am currently in the dilemma of trying to find a way to put the name of ships on my ships... i think may just have to visit a card store... thanks for the great idea

I am first to admit this may not be accurate but it a true example of what we assume of pirate captains of the age... http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/17120.jpg link is to picture far to large to post here... and here is the custom decal... once again link to larger version, although this one looks best in small format due to the lacing effect i have used on the neck apparel (do not know proper name...) does this pass your test my Guru... thanks for explaining the code to me! i am now in the process of getting my paint set up for custom decal Lego colour friendly! regards Cpt. PB

hmm, might be slightly a head of you there my decal Guru... visit the MCW and look for my warhammer decals... made from scratch and took me ages... my real need is to be able to put your official colours into my paint... do you have the RBG mix of each colour? however, a request from my Guru must be met! off to Google i go... please also note the care taken in making sure it was clear most of the work had been done by you! btw that one you included in your post was based on a not so g rated pirates movie i found once googling pirate female... i suggest/demand only 18+ (or what ever the local legal age maybe) look into what i took it from... i hear its a good movie and is available in a more appropriate rating. regards Cpt. PB

Can not help where your born and too young to have built up enough $$$ to move any where cheaper Lego wise... besides if we look hard enough we can still get good enough deals... just need to network and work extra hard! best of luck in making this decision! regards Cpt. PB

is it just me or does that mini-figs face look suspiciously like hinckleys face ... hmmm coincidence or more... conspiracy ON!

Wow i am very thankful for your kind words! Yes these are already in the MCW... i brought them over as they were made for this audience... speaking from experience many pirate forum members rarely venture to the MCW... this is a bit of shameful self promotion i am afraid however i also do not want the creations to go to waste, and for those that they were made for to be given a chance to find them... for them to make the library will be an honour, i just ask you wait for Imperialshadows and my self to change the colours to those found in the official Lego range! yes these ladies are quite stunning!, imperialshadows had a great base for city orientated females, why on earth would we want our pirate mates to miss out! Thank you for using one of mt decals, i am flattered ... where is the blushing pirate con?

hmm, looking at the pics i would say your getting a fair enough deal, if you could specify what currency the $135 is... i just payed $30 Aus for a CC, the lot your looking at has the sought after pirate base plates, two worth $7.50 Aus the other about $4.50ish, beyond that i note an old castle horse, they can sell well, that also means it is likely there is a castle in the kitty... i also note a plane, these can have helpful bits in creating smaller ships... all in all however it comes down to what you are comfortable in paying... i think you are not getting ripped off, i would say fair/good deal, just reserving full judgment as currency issue is unknown... and yes i am another Australian whom is fighting the inflated demand over here! i blame all the deal hunting mums!!! hope that helps regards Cpt. PB

so here is what i have been up to lately, to see others simply visit the MCW topics, here are all pirate related decals... thumbs are links to larger pics! Special thanks to imperial shadows to whom provided me a template to make these decals, whom has coached me thus far, and who was the main creator behind the female 'haulter neck decal' which i have moded for use in pirates. finally those long trips at sea can have more wenches for comapany! well equiped wenches at that! enjoy! an CC is welcome, just please not on colours, i am current working on it hope to see some in upcoming mocs... maybe that pervert that was lurking around earlyer may make a return... regards Cpt. PB

oh dear... some do not learn the easy way :pir-skull: great creation oo7 and congrats on making king *falls to knees with hat held to chest* an honor to be in your presence! will we be seeing any more creations soon? regards Cpt. PB