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Good afternoon everyone, and welcome to Espionage 101. My name is Bond. Professor Bond. I’ll be your lecturer for this class. Now, are there any questions before we begin? Yeah- Your name please? Uh, Darjak. Chet Darjak. I think there’s been some sort of mistake. I’m here for the larvae? The… larvae? Yeah, Sal said there’d be larvae if we came to this room, and- SAL! What?? You told me to get everyone here and I did! Some of these clowns haven’t shown up to work in months – I don’t think I’ve seen Darjak since last Junali. You know as well as I do that they’d never have come if I told them they were getting a lecture by Professor Bland here. Professor Bond. That’s what I said. Sigh. Right, any other quick questions, or shall we get started? Yes, over there, Mr? Daring. Dave Daring. Uh, so I’ve been on dozens of special forces missions already – I’m like M.A.N.T.I.S’s top agent. Do I really need to take an introductory spying class? I’ll take that one Professor. Yes, Daring, you do need to take this class. The Council of Five wants everyone to have had the same training, so that everyone’s on the same page during missions. Also, it was significantly cheaper to enrol everyone on the same programme rather than trying to customise it for individuals. Uh, right. Thank you Chief Accountant Long. I’ll begin then. The Octan English Dictionary defines espionage as… --- Thanks for reading! You can see the whole class below - apologies to the M.A.N.T.I.S. members whose sigfigs I couldn't quite get right. And a thousand apologies to SYSTEM who I left until the end to build then completely forgot about! We'll just say he already downloaded the entire course... The Class of 3816: Verdi, Vedauwoo, Hawk, Scooter, Simon Mephistopheles, Pombie, Cassandra, Neko-chan, Engineer Max. Dr. Arvan Yrich Arkov, Big Sal, Scorpio Starstriker, Ensign Stevens, Agent ?, Henry Moose, Katya Thorne. Ivan Wolfe, Donnie Bricko, Arariel, Mathijs, MysticModulus, Mark of Orion, Dave Daring, Ace Jagjit. Private Gnarl Graves, Agent G, Paul Bricktron, Engineer Dan, SpacerSteve, Little John, Isaac Redsyn, Mass Editoro. Master Data, Chet Darjak, Ninja Nin, Lady Kianna, Pangolinus, Myra Dynarski, Sci-X. Note that while M.A.N.T.I.S. doesn't officially have the resources to research this yet, it will do when the Challenge 3 resources are processed, and I had to post this now due to an extreme lack of free time for the next week or so. Hope that's ok with everyone!
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Haha, great build and funny story The greebling is fantastic - it really makes the build look like highly advanced experimental technology
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Very nice all round, but that M-Tron logo on the roof looks incredible - I really like the technique!
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Challenge 3 is now closed!
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Some great entries so far There's still over 2 hours left to enter! http://www.timeandda...sa/baker-island
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Location: E02 (M.A.N.T.I.S. command ship, Jurin II orbit). Our forces are successfully driving Octan from the planet, but the moon is too heavily fortified. It’s going to take forever to get rid of them. Time is money, Steve. You need to find a way. Quickly. Y’know… I think with some small adjustments my new M.A.N.T.I.S.TM Doom Ray© could probably destroy a small moon… Absolutely not. That would be a PR nightmare. There’s no way we could get away with blowing up a moon full of Octan personnel, tempting though it is. What if it was an ‘accident’? We’d need someone incredibly gullible to pull that off. Hmmm… I had a meeting with HR earlier. There’s a certain pilot. We were going to have him ‘reassigned’ to Project Lambda, but I think he might be perfect for this… Later, on Jurin II: Ok, since your piloting license have been stripped due to "resounding incompetence", you've been assigned to a simple driving mission. Sigh, ok.. What should I do? Just drive this truck down from here, the main base on Jurin II, to the outpost in sector 4. What? This thing? What is it, a laser cement mixer? No, it's a M.A.N.T.I.S.TM Doom Ray© truck. It's a super powerful weapon, that's why it's needed in the outpost. Still looks like a cement mixer to me. Well, since you're surely not firing it, it may well be. Now move on! Yes sir! What is this button over here? Don't touch any button! I bet it will start mixing cement! Click! No! You armed the Doom Ray©! Ok ok, I'm closing it.. maybe it's this other button? Aaaahhh! Stop pushing buttons! In orbit: I’m just saying, when I was CEO, I didn’t flounce around wearing a cape and ribbons. You were only CEO because of a software bug! I don’t see how that’s relevant… Er, Sal? Yes? I assume you somehow fixed it so the Doom Ray© could only target the moon? Um… yeah… totally… why? Because it looks a lot like it’s pointed at us… ... ... ... Looks like M.A.N.T.I.S. just lost a command ship. --- NOTE: The scenes on board the ship reuse a previous build and shouldn't be judged. Thanks for reading! This is based on msx80's hilarious build: Death ray truck. C&C welcome!
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I can see it, but it comes with all the Jan 16 events too.
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MANTIS only needed one point last week, but Hawk and Isundir's builds both counted on C06 this week because I didn't realise Isundir wanted to move his build when I entered it into the scoring sheet So everything is correct as far as I can tell except that Isundir's build was on the wrong planet. Hopefully Bob can fix that.
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Just thought I'd remind everyone that there's an AG Flickr group. I figured some of the newer players might not know it exists - feel free to join up and add your AG MOCs!
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Yeah, we'll probably count it as a Week 29 build, but I thought it best to check!
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[Challenge 3][Cat B][O-F09] Testing the Hornet
Big Sal replied to woofmcmoose's topic in AG1 Archive
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Is the spaceship tag for the toy spaceship?
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pombe, you wrote that this is for Week 30 (the week that just started) - did you mean it to be for Week 29 (that just finished)?
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Haha, amazing! I love Kawa Sal, and how you adapted the dialogue I think the drill actually looks better with three legs too
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Merry Christmas everyone!
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Ah, in that case, no. Weekly builds should stay in the main timeline. It's OK to do free builds in an alternate timeline if you want, though probably best to explain what's going on at the start of the post so no one gets confused.
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Sorry if I've misunderstood again, but you want to make a new build (not based on a previous build) as your challenge entry and then remake it as a weekly build afterwards for points? No, you can't do that. The whole point of the competition is that you remake a previous build from another player (Cat A) or yourself (Cat B). And just to define some terms: a free build is a build that won't be judged or scored. A weekly build is a build that is judged and scores points.
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So you want to do a free build as if you joined Octan, and not use it as your competition entry? I can't see any reason why not.
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Probably, but you'll need to provide the new image as 100x100 pixels.
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All my credits to Vedauwoo please.
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Yes, that's right.
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[O-G06] The Friendship / Zimunsk Ocean Expedition Part #2
Big Sal replied to Jody Meyer's topic in AG1 Archive
Ah, ok. When it says interiors and spaceship interiors it means something like this: The idea is that you can show a room or corridor etc. and count that as a building, even if it's supposed to be part of a large spaceship. It isn't supposed to mean that any vehicle with an interior also counts as a building. However, in this case if you'd built the same cabin and crane on a baseplate instead of a boat, I definitely would have given it the 'Building' tag! So I guess it's ok Tags: Water Vehicle, Building -
Is this a Land Vehicle or an Air Vehicle? If it can fly, it's an Air Vehicle, but if it just hovers slightly above the ground/water it's a Land Vehicle.
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