Scubacarrot

But that ain't two syllables.

Nyx is at full health, Sandy, and does anyone want to put in Nyx's Action?

Should've called me Scully Scapegoat, I'm just saying.

I'm confused.

How does Gordon relate to Scubacarrot? Called me Sculley, or something?

True, but never say it during a game that has it, because you might get a warning. Own. Experience. And what about the Forest?

How about something like this:

I remember that's what you said in the forest. Whatever that means. That worked out great for you. And it went actually great for Dragmall. Similarities. Awesome.

Now you are just mocking me.

Oh well, at least I tried. If people want to be dumb and risk the town loss. So be it. I have really tried. I had to endure insults, having to repeat everything multiple times, had to deal with complete idiocy (Carl, I mean you)... People purposefully misconstructing what I said, people not reading what I have said, not responding what I said, ignoring what I said... I can say that I have done everything in my power to make sure this is not the last day for the town. If people don't want to see, they don't. I read something the other day, once people have an opinion, it's actually incredibly hard to make them change it. I guess this shows, people rather believe that it's all fine and everything will be alright just wait and see, than think critically. No doubt you are laughing very hard, and I can hardly blame you, if I were you, I would too. You have your victory if people don't see the light. Not every towny here can say the same as me. I honestly believe that if you were town, you'd at least see the fact that I could be right, not try to push every inch of the way. Your strategy has worked, Dragmall, by constant pushing and shoving you have put the lid over people's eyes. Congratulations, I guess. Your statements don't even add up, confirmed townies? How? I don't see no investigator, do you? It's not impossible there are four five scum... you did not kill 6 scum, don't flatter yourself. I think it's way easier the reason you weren't killed (and Sveinn wasn't killed), was because they had no reason to.

The same can be said so much, why weren't you killed earlier, you claimed to a known scum? I have little doubt that is all true in the PMs and stuff, but fact is at least one of you was lying. I have the details wrong where I thought you teamed up then and there, okay. I don't think you either could or would find out about their leader, not only would it bring massive attention to you, they were never going to say that, they knew they had to help their team, allowing their leader to be killed would be exactly against that. You may have noticed, you're not exactly a helpful towny yourself. I believe your stunt with either Patrekr Wilhalm or me was a huge mistake on your part. But of course there is the slight possibility I am wrong, I don't think so, but there is the possibility, and that's why we kill him at night. I just don't want the risk that we lose because of this. I think I've done a lot to make sure that there is no possibility that this is the last day, but that possibility is there. I think it's time to let people decide. If they want to take the risk to follow Dragmall and risk losing? That's on them. I don't want to say stupid stuff (although I have been known to say stupid stuff), but it's on the townies that vote for Petrus, then.

It's quite laid out how, again, if it was not, we would not be having this conversation. The reason you chose Petrus was the fact that Dagrun spoke about him, and the fact that some of your allies (Sveinn), where already suspicious of him. For you to suddenly change your mind, now that would be very apparant. I have every idea that you went going in this day with the notion this would be easy for you. And I'm sorry for not believing you when you say you are town, not a great argument. I don't think the only words of a dead scum is enough evidence, as I've said before and before.

I don't know if the 2 day conversion thing is true, likely it was bluff on Dagrun's part. Wilhalm, as I said, I think the third scum faction does not come up any differently than the other group. Both are servants of Loki. Think of it this way, there was a game with Gangs and Police, there were two gangs, both gangs would come up only as "gang". This is a hypothetical example, but a possible one. Wilhalm, if Dragmall would do the same for me, Rurik or Patrekr we could have made the exact same arguments... Dragmall, the fact is that there is a possibility we instantly lose by lynching Petrus, you tried to make it not so, but it's true. We've given you alternatives how Petrus can still die, but it's not good enough?

What are we on, exactly? What do I get if I am right?

If I am wrong, which I can't believe at this point I am. I won't play a mafia for a long time anyway. I'll say this right now. Just raising the stakes: If I am wrong (not about details, duh, but that Dragmall is a scummy scum) I will go back to mafia school.

You can argue the details all you want, but it still fits. I really haven't changed anything since the start of this all. We are fighting against two teams of scum, yet we have clearly seen they had a reason to fight each other as well. Why that was we can argue postgame (of life). Just think. I will lay it out very clearly once again. Two teams. Of four scum, most likely. Dagrun lead one, Dragmall lead one. On day two, why was Hervi so focussed on third party? Why did he get Gerrid lynched? And more importantly? Why was there the talk with Dragmall, the change from complete animosity to cooperation? It explains why we have so many dead scum, why they turned on each other, and also important: What the twist of this whole situation is. It sounds stupid, but let's face it, there is always a twist, and this is the one for this situaton. Dagrun's words are key: Why did she need Dragmall dead? Why was there so much distrust among the scum's members? She had no reason to lie for any of that, while using a scapegoat as an ally makes perfect sense, do you think a serial killer is likely to join you when you are on your own and you are basically forcing him? What I think? Dagrun was left alone. It explains why there was no kill AND no conversion. Wary is an important factor here. We know Gofraid was probably the vigilante, as he was town, and had clearly a killing action of some sort. Yet I don't think he is a serial killer, at least now, because of the fact he has showed he's clearly following Dragmall in alerting him to Dagrun's talks. There can be two explanations for that: Wary is still the serial killer, he knew and feared that being converted over to Dagrun's said would be far inferior to his current position, so he contacted his allies, with who he can win, to not make that happen. Or Wary is a converted or just scum from the start, with converted being more likely because of the fact he can easily be mistaken for a serial killer or a vigilante. If there are any LEGIT concerns or holes, I'd be happy to provide the answer if I can.

Nope I have proven way back why it's still in the rules. I am right, you just are annoyed. Look how first you were gloating, now you're just a scared little scummy, kid. Maybe you should participate next game. Just a suggestion.

On top of the fact the scum factions of course can't win together, it'd be a far superior option for the scum. Of course not. So right now: 4 scum, 7 townies, most likely? + 2 scum is 6 scum 7 townies on day five. the other possibility is 5 scum, 6 townies, 7 scum 6 townies on day five, refer to my point above. It's not that hard to remember what's already been said. If the scum could win together right from the start, why would they not have done that right away? No, we see them actively killing each other (Gerrid-Hervi)(Dagrun needing Dragmall dead). You know what. I am actually not going to answer this stupid crap. You bring me good questions and concerns. Might be too hard though. Seriously.

He admitted getting his numbers wrong for that. Do you feel stupid now? You should.

No. I layed out what would happen a few pages back, and had come to the conclusion that that is extremely unlikely. So you say you'll probably be blocked? Then have Carl Dumbfuck watch you. Seriously, it's as simple as that. It's not that complicated. Pulling an Occam's razor here? Classic. And it has not been proven that the town has no way to lose after today? Not at all dude. If that was the case, we would not be having this conversation at all, and you know it.

Nah it definitely was Megabluck Treestumps.

Although now I have made myself excited for a battle between Eubric's forces and whatever.

Why don't you vote for yourself right now, then? I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. It seemed like I answered stupid questions from scum for ages, though.