Darth Nihilus

Nope. Guess who it is. I am not hilarious! Just....mildly stupid and/or just plain dumb.

I said this in Guild Chat earlier, but just in case no one read it: Nooooooo! A Tomb opened, and my internet quit in the middle!

I've got 2 Def and some Att, so that works out fine for buying the BBow. Then, I can just grab one of my Spds and buy the GBow and DHide, and the SSkin is free, so then I just need to get a few more pots to convert to Def to buy the Griff. See, it all works out in the end.

Hey, it worked for Professor X! And, um, uh, I can't think of anyone else, but Professor X, who, according to Rumble Strike, Dak was taking after anyway.

Cool, thanks. As soon as I find the mule with my Spd on it and convert two of my Att to Def, I'll be buying the GBow, Drake Hide, SSkin, and BBow. Then, I'mma go huntin' so I can buy the Griff too.

Ooh, new character develpment idea *scribble scribble* *mutter mutter wheelchair * Ah. I have absolutely no sense of humor. At all. None. Nope, not a bit.

Now all I need are some Old Tops and an EP, and I'll be good. Also, Doc, is any of the stuff you were selling a few pages back to finish potting your Necro still available? I've been saving up pots to start buying stuff for Archer, and I figured I'd look in this thread first to see what I can get.

You. I mean seriously, what kind of man would insult everyone, everywhere, that he meets? Obviously Guts has, ahem, issues. Yes, like you. Especially you. Not even when I tried to cast a massive illusion by manipulating minds?

3 out of 5 party members in Quest #32 are hearing/seeing people that aren't there. Poor Rumble Strike-he always QM's the wierd ones. Including me.

Uhm.......no response.

Well, I couldn't very well call it "Quest #???: Kill the Lich Waiting in His Castle", now could I? ...But yeah, I'll come up with a better name for it. Probably with a pun in the name, but you never know.

The ability to use the Force is insignificant next to the power to lynch Troy Denning. Thus, I shall Vote: Troy Denning (Author, Himself).

I've also been reading Order of the Sticks. I considered naming the lich Xykon, but decided against it, for the good of all humanity-loving suckers people.

You're forgetting something.

Since some people have posted their unfinished Quest pitches here already, here's one I've been working on for a while. Quest #???: Hunting the Lich Quest Master: Darth Nihilus Pitch: Help! Our kingdom has been invaded by undead....invaders, and our king has been kidnapped! We must call upon the mighty organization of Heroica in our time of need! The leader of the undead, a Lich of unknown origin, has taken the castle as a stronghold. Not even our strongest warriors can defeat him, because he has hidden four Soul Stealers across the kingdom that feed him and his power with energy from hell! You, the Heroes, must find and defeat the Soul Stealers and infiltrate the castle to kill the Lich and save our mighty Kingdom! ~Former Court Jester of the once-mighty Kingdom of Harmonia Party requirements: We need a balanced team of four heroes, with at least one Cleric. We would prefer if these heroes are experienced, perhaps Level 7 or above, but will accept new heroes as well if need be. Reward: The gratitude of the Kingdom, as well as a sum of 600 Gold from the king's treasury to split. Feedback, please?

No, you need to kill him with a massive heart attack (See MAD About Star Wars: Thirty Years of Classic Parodies to understand what I'm referring to).

An important lesson learned in that game: NEVER trust someone who quotes "The Princess Diaries". They'll turn on you in the end.

Yeah, I probably should have done that. Too late now. In other news-yay! Got into another WC run, O1 gave Red Agent, nothing special. O2...gave DSorc. Not WC Tops, like I was hoping, but still, decent. EDIT: Hidden benifit of fame-farming....you look like a n00b, so people in the Nexus give you free stuff. EDIT2: Went into three Sprite Worlds this morning, got three Sprite Wands and no dex. EDIT3: Yay, unlocked the final class, Trickster! My first act was to go to the statue of Oryx in the Vault.

Yeah, my firckin' 'net connection keeps quitting on me.

Okay, but I'm on USWest right now, as I said, to sell two CSkulls I don't need for pots. If anyone is interested in them before I sell them, just tell me. I'm looking for 1 spd each or 1 dex for both.

Dak skirts from shadow to shadow, avoiding company, and signs up for Quest #34. Stalking watching the leader of his...lovely former family would certainly be interesting, as well as the chance to get more experience in the fields of battle.

I have a Wand of Death and a Scepter of Storms (I'm not so sure about the scepter; will have to check my mules before I know whether I still have it or not) BTW @The Batman, Skipper, and Doc: I can Invite people too, I think that this is something Officers can do(?). When I click someone's name, it gives me the option to invite them. I'm off selling stuff on USWest, though, but I might be back on EUNorth2 later. Yeah, that was the one thing I didn't pay for. I somehow managed to stumble in on a WC run, and in a cruel twist of fate ended up getting a soulbound from O2. I don't know, I thought Skipper died with one earlier.

What class are you playing? I have some extra stuff for almost all the classes (save Archer and Necro, my main two classes).

Nooooooooooooooooooo! My beautiful Archer! The story behind this: When I eventually get around to maxing a char, it's going to be an Archer. So, in preparation for that, I spent all my pots on a Para Dex, Bow of Innocent Blood, Quiver of Elvish Mastery, and Roc Leather armor. I was Lvl 20. Then.....someone opened a Tomb in the Nexus. It was too good an oppurtunity to miss, so I didn't have time to unload my new stuff on a mule and/or in the Vault. So, like an idiot, I equipped it and went into the Tomb. Long story short....Geb got me. All my beautiful stuff...gone.

I'm a little bit less worried about that than the torso/name similarities to Dak and Dyric. When my character was named Eric to start with, Sandy asked me in PM to change the name, since there already was an Eric. So, I did. I don't think the rules about names have changed since then... Also, the torso made the exact same way I did it, albeit with yellow arms rather than flesh, is a bit disturbing to me as well.