Dragonator

B-Becka? Why my dear Becka... Whyyyyy!? I will miss the feeling of you pulling those leather straps tight... the biting of your nipple clamps... This is a disaster, five of us in one night... I don't even know where to begin. Ernie burned himself to death, that axe guy took out two innocents including a tree stump... this is going to require some thought. Thought that my poor fragile bear mind cannot handle right now without my dear Becka to tweak my nuts. I need some honey. Honey is good for depression... and stuff...

That statue is rambling again... Becka it's getting dark, you know what time it is? Booker time! Bring the handcuffs.

Thanks Ernie. I can agree with all of that. I guess the question now is, do we focus on Pennie today, or do we try to get to the bottom of the issues with Ralphy first? So far most people seem to want to clear up everything with Ralphy, which makes sense, however I do find Pennie a touch more suspicious. It is a fine line, and I'm glad at least that not everyone is rushing to vote for just one person, it suggests that we are perhaps on the right track. I think for now I'm going to vote: Pennie Pig (Eskallon), for the reasons that I outlined above. That doesn't mean I think Ralphy is off the hook; if he doesn't speak up soon I might change my vote to him and focus on Pennie later. Either way, explanations please!

Care to elaborate on your suspicions of Pennie? I'd be interested to know if they line up with my own or not, since you seem to have reached your conclusion by your own means. Since you went to the trouble of singling me out, you could at least bother to provide some reasoning of your own rather than a flippant one line statement. As it is, it just looks like you're trying to find a reason not to vote for Ralphy, as if you know something and don't want to be associated with his death. Enlighten us! Becka my nipple need you so bad right now.

I tend to ignore baseless accusations that are just trying to nitpick at how much someone chatters or not. I always find it interesting that you furs pick on the smelly garbage bear when there are several other people who don't roll around in the street shouting and talking in circles. You wouldn't focus on our mayor because he's a big handsome lion, yet he has said less than me. No, always picking on poor Booker. I find it amusing that Mindy popped in to try and accuse me of being inactive too, when she has said pretty much nothing else all day. That sort of "reasoning" makes even this uneducated garbage bear cringe. I could point to Gilda too, who popped in just now to place a vote and not say very much else. If you want to talk about inactivity, at least focus on someone who has been both inactive recently and unhelpful, like Pennie. She chatted away on day one, throwing accusations around despite her admonition that you can't know anything on the first day of a lynch situation, then hasn't had a great deal to say since that turned out to be a disaster, other than insisting that she get credit for accusing Petey first. Day two she just jumped on the band wagon and offered nothing else at all. I believe someone pointed out earlier that Gordon was very adamant in defending Pennie on day one too. Since then he has been noticeably less vocal when thinking about lynches, mostly just ooohing and such. I do find this interesting, Pennie was so convinced on day one to lynch Petey, but now is attempting to downplay that and also attempting to be vague about the reasoning against Ralphy. Pretty much what I get from this is "oh he could be scum, he could not be, it's hard to tell". Very ambiguous. Becka my lovely one, you look most beautiful and devilish by the light of the moon, but I would have you scrap your claws down my chest any time of day. I do find this vote interesting. Yes, Ralphy seems very suspicious and isn't helping his case at all by not saying anything, but we have had several other accusations flying around today too that you haven't considered. For example, Horace received quite a sudden and aggressive attack from Maurice, who was then voted for in quick succession by the very poetic Brigit. Pennie has been mentioned several times too. On the Ralphy point, I don't think much more can be said until he says something. Pretty much everyone has pointed out the suspicious behaviour, so there isn't much to add at this point other than to urge him to speak up and defend himself if he is really a townie. We can't consider whether or not to vote someone from nothing.

Becka my dear one, grab those nipple clamps and tie me down to the bed, we're in for a night of fun. I'm a little unsure where to go today. The case against Ralphy seems plausible, and we don't exactly have any other leads currently. I find Horrace's notes on the voting patterns interesting too, they certainly add a little weight to the discussions. I'll give this a bit more thought and review what has been said before making a decision.

Certainly an interesting start to the day. The removal of Carly's body is rather worrying, I would agree that it is a clear janitor action, but the reason for its use is unclear... which makes it a wise move I guess. While I'm still pretty convinced Carly was scum due to her lack of defense, this janitor action does throw some doubt... As for the single kill last night, I would lean towards a serial killer due to the rather insane method of killing. It doesn't look like a town kill that's for sure, but you never know. The lack of a scum kill is worrying, although the theory that Carly was the scum killer does hold some weight I feel. Grrr. Grrr. Becka my balls ache... with need...

You are imagining things gentlemen, you see no box.

Welcome! The Heroica series of rpg adventures has been running for over a year now on EB and is still going strong, so we thought it was time to give it a home (and protect it from those scheming Mafia people). I'd like to thank EB member Sandy for dedicating a large amount of time to getting this game off the ground and maintaining it so that it is fun and enjoyable for all to play. I hope that we can see more exciting developments in this game style in the future. We will be moving all relevant topics here in the coming days, so in the mean time feel free to party and eat sausage rolls in celebration, just don't swing from my chandeliers. Faithfully Yours, Lord Dragonator

Grrrr. Grrrr. I think the choice today is pretty clear. We've talked at length about Carly and her rather bad choices thus far. Nothing she has said today makes me think she is worth saving, so I will also place my vote. I wrote it down on this piece of card I found in the rubbish. Vote: Carly Cow (Tamamono) Becka where's that chilli powder?

Grrrr. Grrrr.

Awesome that we killed our first Cultist already, even if it wasn't actually us but some unidentified bear-trap-placer. Still, progress is progress when you're cleaning up filth! I think the one thing we can establish is that the bear-trap wasn't placed by a cultist! The paranoid dude argument could hold some validity, but then so could several other explanations for it. I guess we will find out in the coming nights. Becka, why don't you hang me from the hook in our bedroom ceiling with those handcuffs you keep under the bed and rub my unmentionables with chilli powder in celebration!

Becka don't stop my love, I want that hot wax all over me! Smooth up and down motion is the key!

Player? Becka calls me a player sometimes, when I'm playing with her voluptuous curves. Everyone seems to be on edge, which makes sense since a minority of us desperately wants to kill the majority. Sad times, sad times, I fear for my love and her heated instruments of waxed pleasure.

I'm here my darling Becka, I'll hold you if you promise to wax my arms later, I have this pent up desire for waxing right now that only you can fulfil. It is saddening that this menace is back in our town, but it isn't something we haven't had to deal with before. We shall do it again, but this time with more hot wax and red leather! Yes I mean you Becka you kinky bitch. Oh, bye Lazlo, see you tomorrow! He is such a nice mayor. ^^

Becka I love you more than anything, especially when you wax my hairy arms so sharply in public! It feels like forever, and we haven't even started yet! I don't know who that is, but he is nothing in the eyes of your flabby bulldog gaze.

Not even slightly obscure.

Hey everyone! Nice to see you all again, I'm Booker Bear, and I'll happily collect all your unwanted garbage, that's my job after all! Becka my dear, you are looking gorgeous as always.

Turns clock sideways. LATE!

Watches clock intently.

Important Mafia Announcement Brought to you by your caring tyrant, Lord Dragonator Over the last few games I've been noticing a few small issues regarding rules which I think should be clarified before anyone gets the wrong idea. The first clarification is regarding roleplay. Roleplay is a necessary part of EB Mafia. It is a tradition that when you play, you assume your character fully and act in their shoes. This provides a bit more fun, and allows for all sorts of memorable moments. It also helps to distinguish between reality and fantasy. Remember that these games are fantasy, and if someone is shouting at you and calling you a moron, they mean your character, not you personally (York is an exception). This also means that you do not refer to other players by their username; you must use their character name. Get into the game, live the situation, and you'll find it a much more enjoyable and unique experience. There is no requirement that you make long roleplay-style posts, just post as your character, not as you. The requirement for roleplay is in rule 6. I will be instructing hosts to enforce it like any other rule in future, so pay attention to it! The second clarification is regarding rule 7, If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. I think it would be a good idea to highlight this rule due to the new team win concept that we have implemented. When you are dead, you become exactly the same as a non-playing observer. You may not have any influence on the game unless the game host has specifically given you permission to do so. Living players are not allowed to consult you regarding tactics or information. If anyone is caught breaching this rule, a one game ban will likely be implemented. As we are all good sports here though, I don't expect it to be a problem. Please note a small update has been made to rule 12 to reflect the importance of rule 7. ~Dragonator

Two-shot! And she was sexy as hell.

That and there has been a severe lack of chandeliers recently.

A word of advice, we very rarely post more than we need to. Call us old fashioned, but unnecessary chatter isn't really our thing. No need to apologise though, you played a good game. That said, if you're going to try a "sting" (god I hate that word) on the last day, try to make it a little less obvious!!! I think I left a dent in my desk from all the head- bashing.

Wellthat was fun! Frustrating, brain-hurting fun, but fun none the less. Thank you Bob for a stellar game and for your dedication as a host through thick and thin, you did a great job. It is nice to have survived a game as town, I was beginning to think I never would again! The scum didn't even test out my vest! Speaking of my vest, here is my role: I liked playing as town in this game, particularly getting to work with Shadows when we eventually decided to trust each other for once. Scummy bastard that he is. I wasn't overly impressed by some of the town at times, particularly the ridiculously obvious "sting" attempts which were done to death (wth was that last day roleclaim, I had a breakdown ), but on the whole we pulled through and managed a win in tough circumstances, so go us. EDIT: The deadboard is going to take a week to read...