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  1. "Not with this scythe I won't, but I digress..."
  2. Old, undead, and on fire.

    1. Cutcobra

      Cutcobra

      - An autobiography by Sorrow.

  3. Shouldn't Sorrow's damage been halved, since he was also in the back row, or am I misremembering the attributes of ranged? "None of us are looking too good! At least you have the make-up still going for you... How does that stuff stay on?" I stamp out the fire traveling up my cape. "I think I'm definitely getting too old for this, Karie..."
  4. "Well, I'm G-" The poor (literally and figuratively) man is cut off. "That pale-skinned oaf is Gary, I'm Rose, and our little darling here is Fiona." "I'm Fiona! I'm a quarter elf, mommy says!" "Shuhs, Fiona, shush!" Oblivious to her mother's commands, Fiona continues. "And this is teddy! He's a bear!" The child motions to her raggedy toy - who, predictably, doesn't speak. ". . ." "Well, I'd like the job done-" "He wants the job done quickly, and I want the food preserved." "And Teddy and I want all of the teeny tiny bugs squished! Not the big ones, the tiny ones!" The party would have to inquire further to get better criteria...
  5. I shoot an arrow at the book, only for it to shuffle through its seemingly infinite pages, looking for just the right magic spell. It retaliates with a bolt of darkness, my bow pinging off with no effect. "Could... someone... heal me?" I slash at it with my Shark Jaw Scythe from the back row, stopping if I take damage.
  6. But the whole reason we went with the current rule instead of the common sense one was to avoid that! You could always say that they mugged the students' lunch money or something.
  7. What? I've only listened to that game's OST. Are you referring to 97's current events? (Also, My Innermost Apocalypse. Best indie game song.)
  8. Welcome to the game, Vangar!
  9. True final final final boss finally finalized!

  10. If you want EXP in my finale, you are going to wrok for it. It is going to be 53 levels of brtual, and then some.
  11. Oh, and reap the boatloads of EXP everyone thinks my finale will have, huh?
  12. My finale isn't starting until late June at its earliest, you could quite easily squeeze in a quest.
  13. "We're quite nearly there... Most of the shelter's expected residents are lingering on the streets. There is one family, in particular, that is interested in getting the house cleared out. Just a warning, though... Their requests are beyond just slaughtering the bugs holded up insdie." "Most people are currently either on the sides of the streets or in a box or a trashcan of some kind. They won't come into all the insects are gone..." Isaac's face lights up. "The house is just around the corner... and here is the family I was talking about earlier." In a particularly filthy corner sits a family: two panicked adults and one oblivious child, with her plush friend and blanket in two. "H-heroes..?" "Isaac, you idiot! You got novices to deal with this..." "Wowww! You guys are heroes?"
  14. "I... share similar sentiments... Gnnnrgh. Probably wasn't the best use of Masson's gift, in hindsight..."
  15. Because you can assume things are gonna go way downhill from there, and using the curren tunobtainable consumable probably isn't a grand idea.
  16. Actually, my bigger peeve: No gold. In any of these battles. The one time ther ehas been monetary gain in a battle, it was a piece of ore, and therefore not direct. I haven't been able to use one of my class's main draws the entire quest. I'm unsure whether or not you are doing this intentionally, Sandy, I just wanted to bring this to your attention.
  17. That clause would've been great before we chucked the bomb, Sandy.
  18. "Damn book! I don't suppose you would disclose your author?" I shoot Saga twice.
  19. Fun times all around, then.
  20. Sorry, Hawke...

    1. Kintobor

      Kintobor

      It's okay Endgame, we still love you.

  21. I'm simply telling you exactly what happened in the sidequest. You'll get context when its released. You are correct. Honesty, my lack of knowledge about Robin Hood (as well as my adamant opinion that I would not look anything up) probably was what got Hawke killed. ;blush:
  22. "Stabbed and gutted by an abomination, Heckz! He's gone..."
  23. "I was, heckz. And he's dead. Quite dead..."
  24. Unfortunately, the student I met with went from brainwashed, choked, and then deceased. She got off about.. 3 words while sane. Also, this is one of those times while I'm kciking myself for my own mugging proposal.
  25. I chuck the Pumpkin Bomb. "Part of me doubts whether or not I can "ruin" anything anymore."
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