I turn to look at the woman who just sat down not far from me and tried to make conversation with me. Benji was blabbering away in an attempt to woo her...or something. I appraise her thoughtfully. Her dress appears far too revealing for my liking and the way she carries herself...the way she talked to me... She wants my money! I alert myself to this. I can see it. What have women become here in Eubric. All these women trying to be warriors or heroes...or whatever. A woman cannot be a hero! Why can't they stick to being housewives or nuns. ...Women! Tsk, tsk! I shake my head, just as I hear Benji mentioning something about conversion and gold.
"Woman, I can see that you lead a sinful, at best, life, and that you are, at present, far from God. Do not fear, I can help you to change all that, but before we begin, I would advise you to not give ear to the pretending gentleman on your side. He is a sly figure, and also of far from unquestionable repute. Therefore, if I were you, which thank God I am not, I would not associate to freely with him, as we were questing he disappeared from battle at times with the female member of our group...need I say more? Questionable repute to be sure.
Anyway, how would you like to learn the ways of God? We can discuss it over a pretzel, what do you say?"