Renny The Spaceman

Too true, too true Makes sense, it's his gift for dealing with us Is Kallus from Rebels British or am I misremembering? If so then it works really well

Ideally we won't! If we have too we'll simply paint a new Blacktron set on the side of a cliff face and watch him run into it

GUYS!!! I was at a secret meeting to prepare for the Blacktron invasion and the Dummy introduced me to a new ally, he says he knows the Justice League but refuses to call him for help, is he stupid?

Oh that's genius, we were fools not too see their endgame until now!

Yeah, I guess so. He doesn't think so but he's part of Blacktron and wants to subjugate people, we are on the side of a a bunch of LEGO, star wars and DC glup shittos on our side (The Demolition Dummy and Mara Jade are the key ones) Him being evil is a pretty recent development though, I think he's still kinda chill to talk with though, even if we're probably gonna have to kill him eventually Fingers crossed

Oh also this is the manifesto Swordy was talking about if anyone's interested

It's good but let's not pretend Turtle alone doesn't have like 7 better than it (though one could argue counting him is cheating) I think Redhoodpug is kinda an underated aslume member, he doesn't have the big flashy moments like the rest of us but I think him being the most sane inmate gives us important perspective that makes things better (I think one of the things that made me laugh most in the past year was in the middle of the LEGO city conspiracy where he said it was a step up from the Jonkling days but made him feel like he was walking into someone elses drug trip)

Too true, too true

This was the day of the first ever Dummy mention on the aslume (page 102 if you wanna check), truly a landmark day. Having skimmed through the whole thing now and going even more insane now I think that it's in the ~100s the aslume starts getting really good, I think there was a slow pressure build up throughout the first half of the year (bar Turtle, he was always at 100%) and it was shortly the LEGO city thing started that it all started getting truly deranged which makes sense as that's when our insanity stopped being random episodic craziness and started forming a series of arcs (The arc finales are always kinda weak ngl) 7/10 show, tAKES A WHILE TO GET going but when it does it's pretty good. So true, sandbox themes were so iconic, wish they didn't cost more than the amount I'd get for my organs to buy them second hand Fish friend darwin? Coward NGl I forgot how important Turtles MOCs were to the early seasons, that and Luigi's pizza were really the closest things to arcs there and yet we never saw any of his mocs. Turtle, if you're reading this please make a new account and show us your mocs, we'll all pretend we don't recognise you, we NEED to see them

It was just a joke on the whole "us being inmates" and you wanting to learn the lore thing, I didn't think you actually cared about true crime

Bro what was this?

Beautifully put

From the beginning probably is best but page 40 is when Luigi's Pizza is mentioned and that's really what started our increasingly fast descent I think we only truly became an aslume once Turtle started going on his anti Superman rants in ~the mid fifties. By the time of the LEGO City arc we were more aslume than forum in a way that is likely to never truly go away

TRUE! Wish we got a space advent calendar at some point, Pirates and Castle got Calendars. I get we're on the DC forum here but when the big three (Space, Castle, Pirates) go hard there's no comparison, so much more sauce. megablocking hell, you were on a rampage, do you remember what pieces? Mine was when I was a teenager though so that's more embarrassing, I'd gotten the young Han Solo speeder set at launch and a little bit later I was trying to get the head off the torso and it wasn't budging, I tried using my teeth, tripped over the set and swallowed it (I was really weird as a teen, I don't know how I kept getting dates I was some sorta creature)

@Mandalorianknight Would be funny if they were the focus of like an imaginary GWP for this where ILoveSeatron is like one of those people obsessed with true crime, reading up on all our insanity just for kicks

Ah, that'd do it. Yeah, they ain't coming back So instead of focusing to much on that let's all give a count of how many LEGO pieces we've all accidently consumed in our lifetimes, I'll start with my pitiful count of one Also it's funny this was what we were like from the start here

Am I misremembering or where the magnets stopped because a kid swallowed one? Either way a worthy sacrifice for cool toys Honestly fantasy era Castle clears pretty much every normal superheroes wave, such a perfect line. That then Kingdoms right after was kinda a golden age for LEGO Castle

Well I appreciate it, sounds very accurate to my real home 1) man, what if they met? I wonder if they'd get on 2) Alright, thanks man I don't need anyone to know about all the child forgery charges

I'll be real homie, I don't remember how evil your manifesto sounds nor how many pages back your thing is , just as a general rule though authoritarian regimes are always headed by dickheads and the Dummy ain't gonna tolerate that. Also if I was to examine the Dummy politically he's probably closest to some type of anarchist so your nanny state is never gonna work for him. Okay, that's pretty convincing, you've got me ther- Wait, you're trying to trick me by quoting the one cool star wars show! I see through you, I bet you don't even like Detours, just playing mind games like the Dummy said you would. Well, at least we know that brothers are the same whether you're good or evil

This is a great set, beautifully done, I do have two issues though 1) You left out an iconic member of our crew, RiddlerDC! 2) You didn't even list the worst crimes I've done, just the cool ones Not that I don't appreciate that, just comes off as nitpicking and biased (natural TBF, the rule of cool is who has the most Dummies is the coolest)

Cool, this'll be the first time we get variants of Blacktron figures. Wonder if they'll all be modernised Blacktron designs or 2 will reuse the GWP figure. If so do we think the classic Blacktron fig will be retconned to be a pilot or a crew member

I don't think that's what he's said, he said that he made arrangements for Blacktron to spare Mara, not that she's joined him. Powerful stuff, truly the most heartbreaking moment in the aslume.

I am very confused at what you are saying here Bro they're just space pirates man, they can't even successful rob places half the time. Though they may have grown in power they can't win as they've already made their greatest mistake, you think the Dummy or Mara would stand by as you try take over the world and subjugate their friends? You've just made two powerful enemies and if I can give you one piece of advice about the Dummy straight from official LEGO media? "Don't get in his way..." Banger theme honestly, Lego is so good at inventive alien designs

I mean space pimp has to be the worst, everyone else is doing Saturday morning cartoon stuff. Squidmman definitely earned his spot as number 2 spot, he's not from earth and probably from the far future and off all the earth artists he chooses to name himself after he chooses that one? He's got skeletons in his closet

Damn, fair enough if, he's a powerful enough ally without it Btw is everyone here aware the animation director of piece by piece is the director of Clutch Powers? Will the film end with Lofar the Dwarf recruiting Pharrell to kill Squidman?