ASLUME (formerly Batman (DC Superheroes) 2024 - Rumors & Discussion)

[Renny The Spaceman]

8 hours ago, RedHoodPug said:

More like Seth Brundle. At least to a certain point. It was kind of going ok until he unknowingly stepped into the teleporter with an actual turtle.

Dear god, we should have seen it before, it all makes sense now

 

12 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

I hear you. So should Turtle be made the equivalent of the Devil?

Absolute Batman is a Joan of Arc equivalent.

Kyle Rayner is a Greek hero equivalent.

 

Amended pantheon:

Mara Jade

Demolition Dummy

Venom Horse

Luigi

Wallace & Gromit

Any more? We must add to the lore.

All good, Wallace and Gromit is a fun addition. Should we just pack the lore with increasingly niche British characters? Like Pudsey, Morph, Worsel Gummage, Wenlock, Wagbo, Nick Clegg

1 hour ago, CloneCommando99 said:

Give me your pitches for Absolute CloneCommando99. (So I know what to act like when our Absolution event inevitably comes round.)

Needs to be humourless, perhaps in this world you've not interest in Green Lantern, probably intensely religiously skeptical and unable to be possessed 

[Agent Kallus]

15 minutes ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

Needs to be humourless, perhaps in this world you've not interest in Green Lantern, probably intensely religiously skeptical and unable to be possessed 

Lets go further with this, say he possesses a Green lantern ring, but doesn't use it because he doesn't believe it'll work. Also bulkier armour hmm like actual clone commando armour.

[CloneCommando99]

1 hour ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

All good, Wallace and Gromit is a fun addition. Should we just pack the lore with increasingly niche British characters? Like Pudsey, Morph, Worsel Gummage, Wenlock, Wagbo, Nick Clegg

You forgot the Wombles, Bananaman, Desperate Dan, Dennis the Menace, Captain Pugwash, Shawn the Sheep, Postman Pat, Paddington, Peppa Pig and Bob the Builder.

[CloneCommando99]

1 hour ago, Renny The Spaceman said:

Needs to be humourless, perhaps in this world you've not interest in Green Lantern, probably intensely religiously skeptical and unable to be possessed.

58 minutes ago, Agent Kallus said:

Lets go further with this, say he possesses a Green lantern ring, but doesn't use it because he doesn't believe it'll work. Also bulkier armour hmm like actual clone commando armour.

Good ideas. Or maybe my GL ring is just a green knuckle-duster?

Or perhaps Absolute CloneCommando99 is borderline a Warhammer Space Marine.

A suggestion for Absolute @Mandalorianknight: he’s dressed in mandalorian armour with sunglasses, a top hat and a tie instead of a helmet.

He’s also a Rey worshipper. And is apathetic towards Star Wars Legends.
 

Absolute @Renny The Spaceman: a psychotic individual dressed in a yellow jumpsuit and mask with an unquenchable craving for destruction. 
 

Absolute @Agent Kallus: Is an atheist who looks like a normal Agent Kallus minifigure.

[Renny The Spaceman]

2 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

You forgot the Wombles, Bananaman, Desperate Dan, Dennis the Menace, Captain Pugwash, Shawn the Sheep, Postman Pat, Paddington, Peppa Pig and Bob the Builder.

All good additions, the Wombles Christmas song is perhaps Britain's greatest gift to the world, pretty sure it makes up for all the imperialism we did.

 

3 hours ago, Agent Kallus said:

Lets go further with this, say he possesses a Green lantern ring, but doesn't use it because he doesn't believe it'll work. Also bulkier armour hmm like actual clone commando armour.

Fun idea, but I really like the Knuckle Duster Idea so he's gotta have that as well 

 

1 hour ago, CloneCommando99 said:

Good ideas. Or maybe my GL ring is just a green knuckle-duster?

Or perhaps Absolute CloneCommando99 is borderline a Warhammer Space Marine.

A suggestion for Absolute @Mandalorianknight: he’s dressed in mandalorian armour with sunglasses, a top hat and a tie instead of a helmet.

He’s also a Rey worshipper. And is apathetic towards Star Wars Legends.
 

Absolute @Renny The Spaceman: a psychotic individual dressed in a yellow jumpsuit and mask with an unquenchable craving for destruction. 
 

Absolute @Agent Kallus: Is an atheist who looks like a normal Agent Kallus minifigure.

All great ideas

[Max_Lego]

Wednesday gargoyles are too small, indeed. They do look very nice, though. Could work as small decorative elements.

My personal problem (which makes my life easier) is that TNBA Gotham didn't have many gargoyles. Burton's did, but they were larger.

TLG's official gargoyles are too small. If they were, like, 2 times larger, they could've looked better, I think 

Edited September 11, 2024 by Max_Lego

[Murdoch17]

8 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

You forgot the Wombles, Bananaman, Desperate Dan, Dennis the Menace, Captain Pugwash, Shawn the Sheep, Postman Pat, Paddington, Peppa Pig and Bob the Builder.

The Doctor (Who?), Thomas the Tank Engine, RMS Titanic, Queen Elizabeth II, and Winston Churchill want to have words with you  about being forgotten as icons of British culture!

(Oddly, the Doctor has seen three of those four. Still waiting for a Thomas / DW crossover episode!)

Edited September 11, 2024 by Murdoch17
misspelled a word

[Mandalorianknight]

11 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

A suggestion for Absolute @Mandalorianknight: he’s dressed in mandalorian armour with sunglasses, a top hat and a tie instead of a helmet.

He’s also a Rey worshipper. And is apathetic towards Star Wars Legends

Correct. He's a Mandalorian who really likes Suits, Better Call Saul, etc.

Non-Absolute Mandalorianknight actually doesn't mind Rey. She's not the most dynamic character ever, but she's cool enough, and she works well as a jedi protagonist. I don't mind most of the sequel characters/characterization (besides Rose deciding to prevent Finn from having a character arc), it's really the plot choices that get me. 

Same with legends, to be honest (well, more ambivalent than apathetic). Nothing canon has topped the Thrawn Trilogy in terms of space opera, but I understood the need to wipe the slate clean (especially considering some of the weirder legends stuff out there) and don't have anything against canon.

2 hours ago, Murdoch17 said:

Thomas the Tank Engine

Also known as the Absolute Batmobile.

Just kidding of course, the Absolute Batmobile is a forklift that Ab-Batman has duct-taped bricks to the prongs of, despite the fact that it doesn't really make the forklift any more dangerous.

[BrickBob Studpants]

11 hours ago, Mandalorianknight said:

Just kidding of course, the Absolute Batmobile is a forklift that Ab-Batman has duct-taped bricks to the prongs of, despite the fact that it doesn't really make the forklift any more dangerous.

He tried to kill Jonkler with a forklift 🎶

[Swordy]

Technically, Governour Tarkin was British… Leia too sometimes.

[CloneCommando99]

Johnny English

 

 

 

Imperium 

Lustrum

Dictator

Fall of the Giants

The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

Wonder

The Fellowship of the Ring 

The Two Towers

The Return of the King

The Hobbit

Aftermath

Life Debt

Empire’s End

Tarkin

Heir to The Empire

Dark Force Rising

The Last Command

Thrawn

Thrawn: Alliances

Thrawn: Treason

Flashman

Charlotte’s Web

Life of Pi

Animal Farm

 

 

Edited September 13, 2024 by CloneCommando99

[Murdoch17]

7 minutes ago, CloneCommando99 said:

Johnny English

Johnny English can only be drawn into the conflict when everyone else on his side is dead. (in a way he inadvertently caused, for that matter)

[Lego Nostalgia]

On 9/11/2024 at 10:05 PM, Mandalorianknight said:

Correct. He's a Mandalorian who really likes Suits, Better Call Saul, etc.

Non-Absolute Mandalorianknight actually doesn't mind Rey. She's not the most dynamic character ever, but she's cool enough, and she works well as a jedi protagonist. I don't mind most of the sequel characters/characterization (besides Rose deciding to prevent Finn from having a character arc), it's really the plot choices that get me. 

Same with legends, to be honest (well, more ambivalent than apathetic). Nothing canon has topped the Thrawn Trilogy in terms of space opera, but I understood the need to wipe the slate clean (especially considering some of the weirder legends stuff out there) and don't have anything against canon.

Also known as the Absolute Batmobile.

Just kidding of course, the Absolute Batmobile is a forklift that Ab-Batman has duct-taped bricks to the prongs of, despite the fact that it doesn't really make the forklift any more dangerous.

The Absolute Batmobile is just a black rectangle with 4 wheels

24 minutes ago, Murdoch17 said:

Johnny English can only be drawn into the conflict when everyone else on his side is dead. (in a way he inadvertently caused, for that matter)

When frightened, the wild Johnny English shape shifts into Mr Bean

[Renny The Spaceman]

[RedHoodPug]

Colonel White 

Captain Scarlet 

Captain Blue 

Lieutenant Green 

Captain Grey

Captain Magenta 

Captain Ochre

Destiny Angel 

Symphony Angel 

Rhapsody Angel 

Harmony Angel 

Melody Angel 

 

Captain Black 

 

[CloneCommando99]

5 minutes ago, RedHoodPug said:

Colonel White 

Captain Scarlet 

Captain Blue 

Lieutenant Green 

Captain Grey

Captain Magenta 

Captain Ochre

Destiny Angel 

Symphony Angel 

Rhapsody Angel 

Harmony Angel 

Melody Angel 

 

Captain Black 

 

Captain Edmund Blackadder

Private Baldrick

Lieutenant George

Captain Darling

General Melchett

Private James Widdle

Corporal Clott

Captain Mainwaring

Lance Corporal Jones

Sergeant Wilson

Private Pike

Private Walker

Private Godfrey

Private Frazer 

Private Sponge

 

Lord Cutler Beckett

Lord Percy Percy

 

[Renny The Spaceman]

[RedHoodPug]

4 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

Captain Edmund Blackadder

Private Baldrick

Lieutenant George

Captain Darling

General Melchett

Private James Widdle

Corporal Clott

Captain Mainwaring

Lance Corporal Jones

Sergeant Wilson

Private Pike

Private Walker

Private Godfrey

Private Frazer 

Private Sponge

 

Lord Cutler Beckett

Lord Percy Percy

 

Squadron Commander the Lord Flasheart. Woof.

[Lionbear8]

On 9/12/2024 at 7:05 AM, Mandalorianknight said:

Correct. He's a Mandalorian who really likes Suits, Better Call Saul, etc.

Non-Absolute Mandalorianknight actually doesn't mind Rey. She's not the most dynamic character ever, but she's cool enough, and she works well as a jedi protagonist. I don't mind most of the sequel characters/characterization (besides Rose deciding to prevent Finn from having a character arc), it's really the plot choices that get me. 

Same with legends, to be honest (well, more ambivalent than apathetic). Nothing canon has topped the Thrawn Trilogy in terms of space opera, but I understood the need to wipe the slate clean (especially considering some of the weirder legends stuff out there) and don't have anything against canon.

Also known as the Absolute Batmobile.

Just kidding of course, the Absolute Batmobile is a forklift that Ab-Batman has duct-taped bricks to the prongs of, despite the fact that it doesn't really make the forklift any more dangerous.

where is this image of the Batmobile you speak of? 

[CloneCommando99]

I went to Lego City and payed Mayor Corn-cob a visit.

Let’s just say that he’s no longer a problem. 

Edited September 14, 2024 by CloneCommando99

[Mandalorianknight]

20 hours ago, Lionbear8 said:

where is this image of the Batmobile you speak of? 

(Absolute Joker is a successful comedian despite the unfortunate chemical accident that happened to him while he was filming his action movie series Red Hood. He's not remotely villanous, but Ab-bat doesn't realize his stand-up material is joking and thinks he's confessing to criminal activity on regular, televised basis)

Edited September 14, 2024 by Mandalorianknight

[RedHoodPug]

@Mandalorianknightis it deliberate that the forklift is ever so slightly off the ground, like it's going really very fast for a forklift, or is it a quirk of the render?

[Lego Nostalgia]

21 hours ago, CloneCommando99 said:

I went to Lego City and payed Mayor Corn-cob a visit.

Let’s just say that he’s no longer a problem. 

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE ? THERE'LL BE A POWER GRAB, THE PENGUIN,FALCONE,BLACK MASK,MARONI,SCAR FACE,TONY SOPRANO, KINGPIN, ALL CHASING TO GRAB THIS POWER AND RULE LEGO CITY, MARTIAL LAW WILL BE IN EFFECT.

[CloneCommando99]

20 minutes ago, Lego Nostalgia said:

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE ? THERE'LL BE A POWER GRAB, THE PENGUIN,FALCONE,BLACK MASK,MARONI,SCAR FACE,TONY SOPRANO, KINGPIN, ALL CHASING TO GRAB THIS POWER AND RULE LEGO CITY, MARTIAL LAW WILL BE IN EFFECT.

It’s alright. I have taken Corn-cob’s place. Lego City is now under my control. I have begun to re-militarise the police so that they can actually be useful and permanently remove those scum once and for all.

Edited September 15, 2024 by CloneCommando99

[RedHoodPug]

2 hours ago, Lego Nostalgia said:

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE ? THERE'LL BE A POWER GRAB, THE PENGUIN,FALCONE,BLACK MASK,MARONI,SCAR FACE,TONY SOPRANO, KINGPIN, ALL CHASING TO GRAB THIS POWER AND RULE LEGO CITY, MARTIAL LAW WILL BE IN EFFECT.

Please. These people will cower in fear the moment the news of the death breaks, because they know how any power vacuum will be filled, because they know Luigi is inevitable.