General Redwater

Great castle! The edition to it makes it look even better! Great job! - General Redwater

Another great comic Dreamweb! I've been following these comics since before I joined, and I look forward to each and every one. - General Redwater

Same here, but I think it helps build up the anticipation. - general Redwater

My head! My beautiful smiling head! Why?!? Why must the good always die so young?!? Why!?! Chromebricks? Never heard of it, I wonder what stuff they make......... - General Redwater

Very funny! I think you should make C-3PO have his hand up, like when he was using a jedi mind trick. Besides that, I bet George Lucas himself would laugh at this. - General Redwater

Warning! History buff on a fact rampage. I know, I used to think the same thing. Sadly that is what they teach in the school books, but really there are reasons for taxing the colonists. 1. The British had sent over troops to protect the colonists during the french and indian war, or as it is sometimes known as, the seven years war. 2. Because of this, the British were deep in debt, and needed the money. 3. The actual British people were being taxed way more than the colonists, so it actually seems a bit unfair to them. 4. When the British starting taxing the colonists, there was so much protest, that all taxes were repealed. 5. They weren't the "kings taxes", they were used to pay officials, the army, the navy, and other things that are needed to keep a country alive. As for unfair representation, that is true, but there were thirteen colonies, so that would mean thirteen representatives, and they would probably never get along. There are also other various reasons that would take a long time to type up. The actual people were not considerd the kings property, but the land in which was considered the colonies, was under the ownership of England, so you did have to pay taxes for it. Hope this helps clear it up. - General Redwater

In the words of Dan the Brickman: I'M BACK!!! I did miss posting here over the time I was gone. And when I sighned in today, It seemed like I missed a lot, I better catch up on what happened. So, great comic Commodore, very funny! Brig. Brick, nice idea, but I think you picked a fight with the wrong Redcoat. - General Redwater

Thank you. Well, I'll be gone for a few days, so fellow Redcoats, fight on! Fight on! For the Redcoat empire! Fight on! - General Redwater

She already looks like a nice vesslel, and I can't wait to see the improvements. I do agree with Croissant on one thing, isn't building a new hull under the ship going to be quite hard? Anyway, good luck! - General Redwater

Congratulations on 2000 posts Hornbricker. At least it's not as bad as being squashed like Arjay. Yes they are more effective, thank you for sending them. - Chief Redwater

Great comics everyone! Funny and bloody, what more could a person ask for? And now for another one of mine. Welcome to Redcoat island! Before we start the actual story, we have some updates on our island. It seems to me that we have a new member to our tribe. He goes by the name of Joey, and he brought us a new head to preserve. He has an amazingly long beard, but he said that it helps him maintain the status of the most manly man. Although I think it is a bit too hairy, the women love it! The new head he brought was the head of the "Captain" John Paul. The Bluecoats actually sent this so that we could send back the head of thier beloved Croissant. Upon closer inspection, we realized that it was hallow, which goes to prove that most Bluecoats must not have a brain. It also made a nice gong noise when banged, so we made it our new drum stick. What happened to the head of Croissant? Well, that leads us to our our story! Welcome (again) to Redcoat island! It was a quiet day on Redcoat island, the Islanders had recieved a package from a Redcoat general Skalldyr stating that in there were new weapons from the Redcoat labs that they would use to hunt down Bluecoats. Now Chief Redwater and tribal hunter Hornbricker had just gotten back from hunting down Bluecoats with these new weapons when Croissant, escorted by Ratshot, suddenly appeared. Redwater- Croissant, I see that you have you'r head back on. That's good to hear. Croissant- Hello Chief Redwater, and yes, I do have my head back on, thank you! I heard that you were a Redcoat that secretly wanted to be a Bluecoat. So I brought you this gas from trolls. My scientists have worked har making this substance, and we found out it can turn Redcoats into orcs. If you finally join us, we will give you this to crush the Redcoat empire. With that Croissant handed Chief Redwater the gas. Chief Redwater looked at this gas, thinking to himself: " I don't want to be a Bluecoat! I wonder why everyone thinks this..." Redwater then thought of a plan...... Redwater- I will join you..... Croissant- Yes! I knew you were a weak minded general, and a traitor. I knew you would join me any chance that you got. Croissant was so happy, he ran to Redwater about to hug him. This is were the plan went into affect. Chief Redwater quickly sprayed Croissant with the gas at the last second, right before he hugged him. Instead of turning him into an orc, like what happens to Redcoats, it did the opposite, turning him into a woman. Now it tends to be like this, Bluecoat women are attracted to Bluecoats, and Recoat women are attracted to Redcoats. Ratshot being the only Bluecoat around, and known among the Bluecoats to be an attractive man, Croissant immediatly became madly in love with him. So in love that he(she)charged at him, about to kiss him. This freaked out Ratshot a lot. His favorite Admiral in love with him, and that his Admiral had suddenly become a woman, and that he was about to kiss was to much! He quickly pulled out his pistol and shot him. Ending this madness. Killing his Admiral was punishable by hanging, and Ratshot thought long and hard about what to do. He finally decided...... ...yes, he joined our tribe. And so our tribe grows. The entire tribe photo. We hope you enjoyed this story. - General Redwater

I really like the old line better. I say this because most of the minifigs I got had those quality issues. The set's themselves were good, and the detail on the minifigs was amazing. I just like the classic feel better, and the diversity of the newer minifigs was very small compared to the older line. I have to agree to this too. I would really like to bring the amount of Bluecoats that I have up, so they can equal my Redcoats. - General Redwater

May I ask how many heads you Bluecoats have in jars now?

Nice comic! Sadly, the Bluecoat pulling the wrong lever just shows how clumsy you are! And you Bluecoats watch each other on the toilet? That is disgusting! Ah yes, Croissant has been baked, eaten, and then came out, pooped on by birds, urinated on by monkeys, and had his head cut off by islanders. It must be relieving to see a Redcoat smell bad, instead of him. - General Redwater

I have you'r head on a stick, do you'r worst! Ah, the life of a Redcoat islander. - General Redwater

Great comic Arjay! Arjock sure likes his pet! I really bet that Croissant gave it to you. [quote name=Lord Arjay' date='27 June 2010 - 05:00 PM' timestamp='1277668809' As for the doubt about me being a lord. I am a lord! Who else would be able to set up a charity program such as LALALP? Oh yes, Redcoat Arjay is a lord, but as for Bluecoat Arjay............I'm not so sure. - Chief Redwater