General Redwater

Nice comic, and great introduction! Welcome to Classic Pirates and to Eurobricks! - General Redwater

Done. I hope that LEGO listens to what we say. Thank you Bonaparte for bringing us this survey. - General Redwater

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Thanks for the kind comments from both Bluecoats and Redcoats! Waits.......waits............... Sorry about that mate. - General Redwater

I really enjoyed this! All those Bluecoats messing up while marching, and then being blown up! All because of a little frog bomb; hilarious. Great job! - General Redwater

Great comic, Commodore! Croissant didn't stand a chance against Bigshot! I know what you mean, all the typing that I had to do, my fingers are sore. At least I did get my entry done. - General Redwater

(Insert amazing )Here's the entry you all have been waiting for! (I hope.) Death of the Bluecoat high command! Joey Lock was dead. He was walking home from the local tavern when a band of drunken Bluecoats starting talking to him. They then pulled out a pistol and shot him in the head, resulting in his death. General Skalldyr was walking down the road when he saw this, he tried to stop the Bluecoats, but he too lost his life to a Bluecoat bullet. When this news reached Redcoat headquarters, they quickly started planning revenge. They called upon a elite group of Redcoats called known for assisinations and special missions. This group included three members : Commodore Hornbricker, Lord Arjay, and General Redwater. They had been inactive for a long time till now, and finally got back together.... They started packing up for their special journey. The orders were that each member was to bring a musket and a special weapon that they would use later. Standard dress was to wear a Redcoat cut down Redcoat uniform and a red bandana, but Commodore Hornbricker knew that his uniform himself shot fear into the Bluecoats. After walking for a long time, the group came upon the Bluecoat headquarters. There, sitting alone, was General Armendez, along with an unconcious Zorro. Officals say that Zorro was supposed to be going on a date with Miss. Bluecoat 1968, but his drinking habits made him drunk after three steps out the door. The group quickly took care of these "guards". They then decided to split up, and should they find the Bluecoat leaders, they were to wait till the other members got there before engaging the enemy. General Redwater was the first person to find them. They were watching monkeys er.."wrestle", but let me tell you children, that is not wrestling. The only one not watching this horrifically disgusting sight was Ratshot. He was too affixed on his knife; he just found the shininess amazing. The other members of the group finally caught up, and General Redwater took out Lord Arjay's extra weapon, and charged the Bluecoats. He pushed passed Criossant, knocking him in with the monkeys, to die a most horrible death. Redwater then knocked the rest to wall, and pushed the needle into Captain Blue Hair. He then realized it was full of fish, and Blue Hair's head exploded. Ratshot fixated on his knife, was unaware of what was going on. The Bluecoat survivors were brought outside. Ratshot was still amzazed by his knife. Ratshot's mind-I love you knife! Without you I couldn't think of a life worth living. Then the Redcoats starting talking: Arjay-What do we do with them? Redwater- I say we put there heads in jars! Commodore- No, that would make us like them. We want to do something more gentlemanly and nice......... After that each redcoat chose a Bluecoat prisoner. Redwater chose Brickman, and decided to use his extra weapon on him. Redwater-Ah, drilling a hole into the ground. What could possibly be better that this Brickman? Brickman-.......... Ratshot- Knife........ Hornbricker chose Arjay. He brought along a little drill, and decided to drill a nice clean hole into him. Commodore-Oh look, I hit the spot. There are his brains. Wait, that's a peanut! This further proves the theory that Blucoats have peanuts as brians. With that Hornbricker ate the peanut with a big "mmmmmm". Arjay chose Alak. He injected him with some more crushed, mashed, and boiled fish. Resulting in his head exploding. Arjay- I think I just found a new and inexpensive cannon. This could save us millions! Well, Ratshot wasn't really a problem as long as he had his knife, so we dressed him up in a Redcoat uniform and let him do what he wanted. Ratshot- Guess what knife? It's just you and me now, and you know what that means...... I tried to use the most sigfigs that I could in this. It was originally 15 scenes, so I had to delete five. I hope that you enjoyed this. - General Redwater

Great job! Funny with alot of action, what more could a comic need? You'r asking for it Brickman, I can't wait till you see my entry. - General Redwater

Welcome to Eurobricks! I hope that you have a great time on the forums, and I can't wait to see you'r reviews. - General Redwater

Amazing Sir. Wacky! A decapitated Bluecoat is a great site to see. I really truly feel bad for you, because when Skalldyr gets around to it .............let's just say you'll probably be in bed for a long time. - General Redwater

Great comic! Ah, a Bluecoat being eaten by a whale, an amazing thing to watch indeed! Nice job! - General Redwater

Nice comic! It had it's funny parts, except when we all died! It was shocking to see such barbarity! I've had my head put in a jar three times. It's getting stuffy in there......... I survived, but then Blackmoore cut my head off. - General Redwater

Very funny comic! This one has been a favorite by far, all those facts mixed together makes a great read! Great job! - General Redwater

Very funny Commodore! Green Hair never knew what hit him. And Brig.Brick, I feel bad for you, Skalldyr is one general you should never mess with. Yes very! - General Redwater

Great comic, TCT! Now that we know the future, we surely have nothing to worry about. Great comic! - General Redwater

Very exciting comic Commodore! All the blood and dead Bluecoats, fun to look at ain't it? Can't wait to see more. - General Redwater