Thanks for the kind comments everyone!
Tis true, but I think that you were more in shock than in agony. I'd be shocked if my stomach and groin cut up. I also think you fainted. *cough*soft*cough*
Lengthy isn't bad, right?
Yes, I knew you would like that.
I didn't kill him. As I said in the story, drunken Bluecoats did; not me.
Oh please no! Please! It's stuffy in there .............
That can be arranged....er......I mean, you tell him buddy!
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General Redwater