General Redwater

Great entry with a great idea! Vodoo, such a funny name, yet an effective tourture method. If you'r Blue and Beatiful, then we are Red and.....I can't think of anything! Great job! - General Redwater

I hope that you'r studying medieval Europe to the end of the colonial times, because that's what I study; and hope to major in soon. I can answer almost any questions about those time periods. If they won, I think that there would be massive occupations of countries, the U.S. wouldn't be occupied, but would suffer a very big financial problems, and that many occupied countries would have rebellions, that would tear the world apart. This is just what I put together from all the books and videos that I've watched. - General Redwater

Before I start this entry I would like to apologize about the picture quality. I had a vacation to the city recently, and I dropped my camera on the concrete sidewalks. Since it broke almost instantly, I had to use one of my older cameras, made a few years ago, that takes very bad pictures. So I would just like to apologize. Now, onto the entry!: Captain Green Hairs bad Birthday! Prologue: Few Bluecoats remained. After the repeated loses of the Bluecoat army at Croissant valley, Fugazi farm, and Blue-hair-hill, all but five generals were captured or killed, and fewer that a hundred Bluecoats remained. Two of the Bluecoat generals, Oky Wan Kenobi and The Inventor, were captured in the forest by one of our scouts. We didn't even have to torture them, they spoke quicker than Croissant with no croissants for one hour. They said that the Bluecoat generals have been hiding in Croissant's new ship Le Vesta. They planned to come to land on Captain Blue Hair's Birthday, and have a pool party. His Birthday was tomoorow, and that day, the Redcoat leaders decided, they would attack, and end this war. The next day, in front of the pool: Outside of the pool party, two Bluecoat honor guard members(an ancient regiment started during medieval times)stand in the front of the building. Bluecoat#2: Guess what! Bluecoat#1: What? Bluecoat#2: A few hours ago on the ship I was eating in the hold while playing with a few rats, and Captain Blue Hair came up to me with his pistol and pointed it at my head. He said "It's my Birthday!, so I get my one wish!" Then he cocked the pistol and said: "Now keep moving until you get into that compartment." Bluecoat#1: Then what did he say? Bluecoat#2: Then he instructed me to take my- But the rest was cut short, for the Redcoat group had attacked, capturing these two silently. Ratshot: Redwater, isn't this starting to look like you'r other entry? I mean, you found where they are hiding, captured the guards, and are about to find and capture the enemy. It sounds an awful lot like the older one. Redwater: You'r right, it sort of is, but I guess that will change soon. Now let's get in there and find them. Inside the pool, the Bluecoats party and talk among themselves. Green Hair's head was wet, revealing that the blue hair was actually die. Green Hair- So then I told him to take off his- Croissant- Oh I know what happened! You told him to- Fugazi- Quiet you! Let him speak! Then the order came: Attack! Croissant, armed only with a croissant, attempted to fight back but to no avail. Fugazi tried to escape, but was cut down by ZCerberus. Blue Hair, thinking this was part of the party smiled and exclaimed: This is the best party ever! But He too was captured. The Redcoats dragged them outside, and put together a list of actions that the Bluecoat leaders had done against the Redcoat crown. Then they decided the best way that the Bluecoats can pay for what they had done. Redwater read the list: Criossant, for putting many heads of Redcoats in jars, you are now sentenced to never ever eat a croissant again! Green Hair, for countless crimes against the Redcoat empire, you shall be forced to destroy and disemble every motorcycle that you own. Fugazi, for helping aid the inventor in taking my pink teddy bear , which is personal, you shall be experimented on until you die! All three Bluecoats were shocked, but Captain Green Hair couldn't take it, and fainted. We sent out several people to check on the Bluecoats, and how well they were following thier punishments. When Captain Foolery arrived to check on Captain Blue Hair, he saw that Blue Hair had impaled himself on one of the metal spikes. He just couldn't take destroying his motorcycles. When Corporal Phes checked on Croissant, while eating a croissant, the scene that was there amazed him. Croissant, being away from his beloved croissants, tried to make himself a croissant out of one of Phes's nuclear drumstick. His head, full of nuclear energy, exploded, in an amazing display of green. Fugazi, thinking he had gotten off easy, was soon to realize that he had the worst fate of all. They used him to test cures for deseases, new weapons, and new inventions. Ratshot: I'm going to test my knew knife on you by- Redwater: This snake bit General Guy, I'm going to let it sting you so I can find a cure for- ZCerberus: I made this new type of shotgun, and I'm going to shoot you in the head with it to see if it works. As many might guess, when ZCerberus tested the shotgun, well, that was the end of the last Bluecoat general around. Bluecoats, not being able to fight without leaders,are now deserting rapidly. Hopefully peace shall come soon. Thank you for reading this, and I hope that you enjoyed it. - General Redwater

Great entry! You should say: A ship falling from the sky a day, kills and keeps the nasty Bluecoats away. Great job! - General Redwater

MY PINK TEDDY BEAR! I've been looking all over for it, and the amazing Commodore and ZCerberus found it and gave it to me! Thank you! Sadly, I ended up dead, but otherwise unharmed.( ) Great entry! - General Redwater

...... ..... This is fake, it just has to be! Wouldn't our Commodore know the difference between a camel and a woman? It's just common sense; something a Bluecoat doesn't have. Good entry! - General Redwater

Great entry! All those Bluecoats failing at the trials is very funny and satisfying to watch. Great job! - General Redwater

There are some good deals here, thank you for telling us this. I agree with you, if they were much less expensive, I would army build them. - General Redwater

Great review! This is a pretty good set for twenty-two dollars. All those rare pieces and such. I can't wait to get this set. Oh my, that is a lot of spare parts! - General Redwater

EDIT- I double posted by accident. Sorry. - General Redwater

Great review! This set looks....okay... The colors seem to to be good and solid, and the compatibility looks good too. But when it comes down to it, I just could never buy a clone brand. Thanks for the review. - General Redwater

I'm glad that you'r sigfig is enjoying himself! Sorry to here that you got soaked in the rain, driving motorboats is a really fun thing to do. - General Redwater

Sadly not long enough for me to be there... I'd rather have a Harry Potter month than a Toy Story month. Witchcraft and magic spells are very interesting to read about. - General Redwater

Nice MOC! The use of SNOT in this looks good, and I like the idea of the basket as the beach umbrella. Certainly looks relaxing! - General Redwater

This is one of the funniest entries that I have read so far! Bluecoats using what shall not be named instead of LEGO is disgusting! Amazing job! - General Redwater

As they mentioned in the beginning of this topic: A pirate themed month would be awsome! - General Redwater

JD in the forest has been my favorite picture so far! I've noticed that in the whole trip there have been four different outfits and many face changes, did you'r sigfig bring his entire wardrobe?

These have look very nice! The custom pieces have a lot of detail. The only part I don't like that much is the flag, it looks a bit too un-LEGO like. Me too, I keep wondering if they are molded or if they are moded LEGO pieces. - General Redwater

That's a great animation! The ball going up and down, and it flying through the air must have been hard to animate. - General Redwater

Yes, but you were there to take the picture. That flash must have blinded them, resulting in each person thinking that the other was a true Bluecoat. Now the real Bluecoat that caused this slaughter shall pay. - General Redwater

Amazing balloon! When I saw this, I was amazed at the size of it. The hut looks good too, and the use of the toy soldier stands as part of the pond looks great! - General Redwater

Very funny! But luck was on my side, for I wasn't there. Now I shall get revenge for all that spilled blood. - General Redwater