CMP

Now we're getting somewhere. This sounds interesting. Can you grab us a quote from him saying as much, Finn?

I'm just listing examples of weird vigs. As to a reason why a compulsive vig wouldn't take him out, well, probably for the same reason you doubt an SK would, he'd have a chance at getting caught. And again when I say claim, I mean through word of mouth or something....in very, very few circumstances do I consider claiming in public a good idea. I must've cut the bit where you doubt the SK targeted him out of your quote. That really just turns into a game of WIFOM between the third killer and the watcher. And, well, if the third killer isn't even willing to target him, that just makes the claim all the more convenient for Wilhalm. Can someone verify/debunk this at some point?? I feel like I'm getting tunnel vision and I don't want to end up distracted from whatever other discussions are flying around.

Damn, I thought you were saying Wilhalm cured the SK. To you, maybe...I'm surprised you can call him a clear-cut townie. Finn, Wary, and Rurik all seemed at least somewhat suspicious of him. All he seemed to be doing yesterday was defend himself. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the vig that killed him.

You missed the important parts of what I said. I said a compulsive vig, a one-shot vig, whatever role could explain why there are three kills instead of two in the case we didn't have an SK, like last time. Obviously if that person was not an SK and is the third killer (they'd know since they wouldn't be a normal vig or the scum killer) it would mean Wilhalm lied about his claim and he's almost sure to be scum. And yes, that's exactly what I'm thinking happened. I said if the town protector did NOT protect Wilhalm to figure out some way to tell us that (I'm not remotely suggesting they do so themselves), since like you say, it's probably the SK targeted him, and if Wilhalm survived that and the town protector's not responsible, it means either a blocker got lucky or Wilhalm is scum and had the scum protector on him. I still am super uneasy about his claim. It's really convenient. Any particular reason you're answering for him? And any particular reason it looks to me like it's contradicting this?

Be careful, Snotra got grilled on Day One for putting unnecessary quotes around stuff.

I know, right?! With all your valuable input, we should be dancing on their corpses right now! I too think axe-killer is our vig. It was probably for the best to get Mist out of the way and it looks like Gofraid got a lot of suspicion yesterday. Plus all of his discussion was really centered around defending himself even though it didn't look like anyone was serious suggesting we lynch him. If that's the case I'll wager the longsword killer is the SK. It occurred to me that if we didn't have an SK our compulsive vig or whoever we have replacing him would've said something yesterday. Since it does seem to be an SK, his target last night was likely Wilhalm. Town protector, if you didn't target Wilhalm last night and have some safe way to relay that to us, that'd be pretty great... Found this buried among yesterday's discussion. I seriously want to hear from Dagstyrr too. I made my suspicion of him known on Day One, and I feel like he only speaks to vote or when someone calls him out on his inactivity.

I also make it a habit to always used the same die. It's knocked out Guts three times and played both the Obsidian Dragon and Jade Kraken. Balancing battles is secondary to having a lethal good die.

At least I use real dice when I roll for battles.

They're going to be killing all the sheep, aren't they? You monsters.

Do you think he'd just leave the incorrect version up there?

"I think I'll revive Guts. I'm better at defending than attacking anyway."

You did.

Fate, luck, karma, vengeance, punishment. Take your pick, you homicidal manic.

I think it'd be better if the effect instead caused any damage against the hero for the duration of the next three rounds to ignore half of their defense. So it doesn't really count as Defense Reduction. You know, just in case anyone's immune to that.

Does 'new effect that hasn't shown up quite yet' count as widespread?

We discussed this a while back, but you may want to add it to your item's description since it differs. CJP says it works like Scuba's description, being 5 damage per round. It can removed by being remedied or by being healed to full health, unlike poisoned.

Yeah. And yes, I'll list the immunities in the artifact description, you don't need to rename it if you don't want.

I've never had so much fun writing a battle description. Just so much going on.

MDM, you can't imbue scrolls into shields, so you may want to sort that out first. I missed a few things when finalizing enemy stats. I forgot the Pillager clause where something happens if the hero's out of gold, but that one's really on me, so it'll slide. Sailors deal damage equal to their level on their Special. And I have Bagnav holding a spear in the picture, so I've moved the Warblade drop to Ognar. Round One of Massive Magpie Mix-up >Hoke vs. Pillager A (Darkness) - Damage (50/2 - 31= 0 damage) >Olmstyr vs. Pillager B (Serstyr) - Hit (47/2 = 23 damage) Tesni vs. Bagnav (Faelan) - Deflected Counter (No counter, 100 - 17 = 83 damage Tesni KO'd) Alexandre vs. Viking Whelp H (Blademaster) - Critical Hit (43 damage, Viking Whelp H badly poisoned, Viking Whelp H deals badly poisoned, +1 gold) Guts vs. Viking Sailor D (Lifestealer) - Steal Shield: Ravage (96 x 2 = 192 ice/dark/light damage to all enemies, Whelps KO'd, 435 gold stolen) Guts vs. Bagnav (Lifestealer) - Damage Damage (100 - 7 = 93 damage, Guts KO'd) Thormanil vs. Viking Sailor B (Trident) - Hit (42 damage, Sailor B bleeding) >Benji vs. Viking Whelp A Sailor E (Meduik) - Damage (30/2 - 12 = 3 damage) Jess vs. Viking Whelp C Sailor E (Blodhhurm) - Lethal Aim (14 damage, no assassination, Sailor E poisoned) Alexis vs. Viking Sailor C (Steel Fan) - Hit (55 x 4 = 220 damage) >Dyric vs. Ognar (Requiem) - Lethal Critical Hit Lethal Critical Hit (62 x 2 - 20 = 104 damage) Gocklo vs. Pillager D (Stealthy, Witchbane) - Special Damage: Pillage (No gold) Captain vs. Gombur (Rapier/Flayer) - Riposte (50 damage, Gombur confused and poisoned) >Knife-Tongue vs. Pillager B and Pillager C (Shank/Shiv) - Dual Critical Hit (26/2 = 13 damage to Pillager B, no jinx, 24/2 = 12 damage to Pillager C, no jinx) Zasies vs. Viking Whelp B Sailor E (Spiky Mace) - Special Damage: Man Overboard (30 water-elemental damage, Zasies knocked Overboard) Nerwen vs. Viking Sailor E (Mourning Star) - Hit (33 damage, Sailor E fragile) Haldor vs. Viking Sailor A (Dualis) - Meditate (No effect) Bagnav vs. Hoke - (100/2 - 31 = 19 damage) Gombur poisoned - (1 damage) Sailor E poisoned and fragile - (2 damage) Sailor B bleeding - (5 damage) Warlord - Sailor F summoned The battle begins explosively. The vikings throw themselves violently against the hero's (thanks to Hoke) considerable defenses. The Mystic Knight leads Olmstyr, Gocklo, and Knife-Tongue, an unlikely group, against the vicious pillagers. Alexandre forces the clean-shaven whelps backwards, as Jess, Benji, Nerwen, and Zasies team up on one of the sailors. He receives a cut and a gash from the first and third, but Benji's just in time to duck beneath his axe, taking only a slice across the scalp. Zasies moves in to help him out, but is promptly grabbed and thrown off the ship by the annoyed sailor. Thormanil and Alexis end up back-to-back, holding off the rest of them even as Ognar calls another aboard. The leader is left growling as Dyric lands an arrow in his side. The captain, meanwhile, duels with his overweight second-in-command, the greasy cook's head spinning as Illdria expertly uses his own weapon against him. Bagnav turns to Guts, who's busy cutting through the horde of whelps, and drives his enormous spear through the raider's back, roaring in fury as he falls to the deck. He takes a swing at Hoke, leaving a deep slash through both armor and flesh, and finally another sweep at Tesni, who falls instantly. Haldor munches some popcorn and watches the battle. Enemies Warlord Ognar the Hairy Level 75 Icy Humanoid Health: 2784/3060 Defense: 20 Special I: CHARGE! - Ognar leads his remaining forces into a fierce charge. Each enemy will deal an additional free hit at the end of the current round. Special II: A Hairy Situation – Ognar entangles the hero in his glorious beard, causing them to be Bound and Slowed until Ognar is defeated. Use when CHARGE! Is already in effect. Passive Special: Warlord – Ognar will call an additional random viking to combat at the end of every round; a Whelp, a Sailor, or a Pillager. Drops: 100 gold, Ognar’s Beard (Suitable for men, +8 power, gives the wearer the Enraged effect, headwear), Warblade (WP: 20, greatsword), Immune to all negative effects and instant kill. Gombur Gizzard-Gut *Deals the Poisoned effect* *Poisoned* *Confused, 3 rounds* Level 50 Humanoid Health: 1860/2295 Special I: Blunt the Knives, Bend the Forks – Gombur permanently reduces the WP of the hero’s equipped weapon by one. Special II: Smash the Bottles and Burn the Corks – Gombur destroys one random consumable in the hero’s inventory. Special III: Chip the Glasses and Crack the Plates – Gombur permanently reduces the SP of the hero’s equipped shield by one. Specials used in order. Specials II and III only occur if the hero has a consumable in their inventory and has a shield. Drops: 5 Meads Immune to sealed, poisoned, badly poisoned, bleeding, and instant kill. Bagnav the Bloody *Hastened* Level 100 Humanoid Beast Health: 1149/1912 Defense: 5 Special I: War Cry – Bagnav encourages one random enemy. Special II: Beatdown – Bagnav instantly knocks out the hero. All other heroes gain the afraid-effect. Used when all enemies are encouraged. Drops: 5 Meads Immune to blinded, weakened, fragile, and instant kill. Viking Pillager A Level 50 Humanoid Health: 381/765 Special: Pillage – Viking Pillager steals gold equal to the hero’s level, and gains levels equal to the amount of gold stolen Drops: 50 gold, Potion Immune to instant kill. Viking Pillager B Level 50 Humanoid Health: 368/765 Special: Pillage – Viking Pillager steals gold equal to the hero’s level, and gains levels equal to the amount of gold stolen Drops: 50 gold, Potion Immune to instant kill. Viking Pillager C Level 50 Humanoid Health: 369/765 Special: Pillage – Viking Pillager steals gold equal to the hero’s level, and gains levels equal to the amount of gold stolen Drops: 50 gold, Potion Immune to instant kill. Viking Pillager D Level 50 Humanoid Health: 381/765 Special: Pillage – Viking Pillager steals gold equal to the hero’s level, and gains levels equal to the amount of gold stolen Drops: 50 gold, Potion Immune to instant kill. Viking Sailor A Level 30 Aquatic Humanoid Health: 228/612 Special: Man Overboard – Viking Sailor knocks the hero off the ship, dealing 30 water-elemental damage ignoring row and defense. The hero is removed from combat, and must take the duration of the next round to return. Drops: Mulled Wine Viking Sailor B *Bleeding* Level 30 Aquatic Humanoid Health: 181/612 Special: Man Overboard – Viking Sailor knocks the hero off the ship, dealing 30 water-elemental damage ignoring row and defense. The hero is removed from combat, and must take the duration of the next round to return. Drops: Mulled Wine Viking Sailor C Level 30 Aquatic Humanoid Health: 8/612 Special: Man Overboard – Viking Sailor knocks the hero off the ship, dealing 30 water-elemental damage ignoring row and defense. The hero is removed from combat, and must take the duration of the next round to return. Drops: Mulled Wine Viking Sailor D Level 30 Aquatic Humanoid Health: 228/612 Special: Man Overboard – Viking Sailor knocks the hero off the ship, dealing 30 water-elemental damage ignoring row and defense. The hero is removed from combat, and must take the duration of the next round to return. Drops: Mulled Wine Viking Sailor E *Poisoned* *Fragile, 3 rounds* Level 30 Aquatic Humanoid Health: 179/612 Special: Man Overboard – Viking Sailor knocks the hero off the ship, dealing 30 water-elemental damage ignoring row and defense. The hero is removed from combat, and must take the duration of the next round to return. Drops: Mulled Wine Viking Sailor F Level 30 Aquatic Humanoid Health: 612/612 Special: Man Overboard – Viking Sailor knocks the hero off the ship, dealing 30 water-elemental damage ignoring row and defense. The hero is removed from combat, and must take the duration of the next round to return. Drops: Mulled Wine Party Hoke Ablesword The Krakenwhacker and Titan Smiter (UsernameMDM) *Party Leader* Level 29 Mystic Knight *Immune to Darkness, Fragile, Weakened, Sealed, and Confused* Power Bonus: 8 Defense: 28 Health: 29/48 Ether: 29/29 Gold: 278 Equipment: Flagpole (WP:3, +3 SP to the whole party whenever equipped, lance), Steel Buckler (SP: 20, immune to darkness), Samurai Helmet (WP: 4, immune to sealed and confused, suitable to knights, dragoons, regulators, winged warriors), Pugilist Gloves (+2 to power, immune Weakened), Heavy Armor (SP:5, immune Fragile) Inventory: Vintul (WP: 16; greatsword), Warrior's Treads (SP:2, Health +1), Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, causes the Bleeding effect; spear), Chains of the Pongcanis Chief (Hero Pierces SP if fighting from Front, Enemies ignore SP if hero fights from the back row, cannot be removed in battle), Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles), Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory), Cultist Hat (damage vs undead), Counterstrike Gloves, Opal (Ice), Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind), Emerald (Wood), Aquamarine (Water), 2x Amethyst (Darkness), Diamond (Light), Topaz (Lightning), Garnet (Earth), Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Weakening, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Confusion, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep, 4x Potions, 4x Grand Potions, Remedy, 3x Phoenix Essences, Phoenix Incense, Mead, 4x Ether Core, Dragon Scale (Grants lucky- and blessed-effects when consumed), Grating Stone, Zoot's Plaything (Special 3/4 Edition), Water Bomb, Dirt Bomb, 2x Smoke Bomb, 3x Venom, 3x Deadly Venom, Bedroll, Pickaxe, Shovel, Kraken Fang (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), 2x Titan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), Level Up Mushroom, Pumpkin Bomb Benji Carvenhall, the Dragonslayer Level 35 Beastwarrior *Natural Respite* *Gains Triple XP* *Immune to Asleep, Blinded, Confused, Fragile, and Weakened Effects* Power: 51 (35+16) Defense: 9 (3+6) Health: 58/61 (6+34+15+6) Gold: 227 (owes 500 to Alexis Fenral) Equipment: Meduiak (Precision Bow; WP:16; AIM's become HIT's; darkness-, ice-, fire-, wind- elemental), Medal of Glory (accessory, mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles, immunity to asleep, blinded, confused, fragile, and weakened effects), Tricorne (headwear, SP:3), Overkill Gloves [borrowed from Galen] (handwear, +1 gold for every point of damage done extra when defeating an enemy), Scaly Skin of the Allanoid (SP:6, backwear, suitable for Ranger and Barbarian Oriented Classes and Beast Warriors) Inventory: Crossbow of the Pongcanis (WP:15; earth-, wood-, water-, lightning-, light-elemental), Kusarigama (WP:10, whip), Brown Dragon Girdle (bodywear, power +3; immunity to wood; suitable to rangers, rogues, alchemists and beast warriors), Ratmancer's Cowl (headgear, the wearer's physical attacks deal double damage against vermin), Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (artefact, accessory), Health Core (8), Grand Potion (14), Potion (2), Remedy (6), Phoenix Essence (5), Phoenix Incense (2), Dragon Scales (3), Nostrum (3), Smelling Salts (3), Mead (5), Mulled Wine (3), Venom, Smoke Bomb (3), Skeleton Decoy, Lightning Bomb, Fire Bomb 2x, Water Bomb, Bone, Magic Compass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Shovel Tesni Hightribe, Level 32 2/4 Beserker *Restoration* *Immune to Afraid* *KO'D* Power: 59 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 Health: 0/51 Gold: 1426 Equipment: Fàelàn (WP:20, 8x damage to enemies weak to fire, fire-elemental longsword)),Sir Roderick’s Shield (SP:11, Immunity to afraid), Bone Claws (WP:3, SP:2; handwear), Dragon Bone Armor (SP:4, Max. Health +2; bodywear), Barbarian's Boots (Changes “Natural Respite” job trait into “Restoration”, restoring full health after every battle; suitable for barbarians, chi monks and beast warriors). Inventory: Mellt (WP:10, ice- and lightning-elemental; hammer), Qilin Blade (WP:15, damages undead, ignores row and SP; longsword), Cysgodion (WP:14, darkness-elemental; greatsword), Dryw ar Zoot (WP:14, light-elemental; longsword), Cryfder (WP:6),Party Maracas (WP:4, user is hastened, instrument), Rebel's Dagger (WP: 5), 2 Shackles of War (prevents all fleeing, accessory), Red Dragon Plume (artifact, accessory, immunity to Weakened and Fire, suitable to Barbarians, Knights, Skirmishers, Winged Warriors), King's Crown (Headwear, protects against Doom and Petrified, Suitable for all classes), Scroll of Sleep, Remedy, Tiger Balm, Elixir, 2 Phoenix Essences, 5 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 2 Meads, 2 Smelling Salts, Nostrum, Soma, Deadly Venom, Smoke Bomb, Bright Polish, Aquamarine Lamp of Summoning, Mod Rod (WP:10, causes the afraid-effect; lightning-elemental staff suitable for staff members only) -Nerwen Calmcacil (played by Chromeknight) Level 23.33 Shaman *Immune to Sealed* *Restoration* Power bonus: 0 Defense: 3 (3(Robe of the Archmage) Health: 39/39 (Base Cleric 9 +Level bonus 22 +Shaman Bonus 9) Ether: 34/34 (Base Cleric 5 +Level bonus 22 +Shaman Bonus 1 +5(Robe of the Archmage)) Gold: 245 Equipment: Magical Staff (WP: 15; Water-, Darkness-elemental; staff), Robe of the Archmagi (SP:3; Max Ether +5; Immune to Sealed; bodywear), Barbarian’s Boots (Restoration; footwear) Inventory: Mourning Star (WP: 10; Fire-elemental; inflicts Fragile-effect; mace), Grogmas Handcannon (WP:12 + the number of the round of battle), Bent Crowbar (WP: 8; 3x damage to Mechanic enemies; hammer), Axe of the Minotaur Champion (WP: 30; user is Slowed and Immune to Hastened; cannot be equipped at the same time as a shield; axe) • White Cloak (Max HP +3; backwear), Crocodile Handbag (Max Ether +2; Immune to Water; accessory) • Opal, Topaz, Diamond, Garnet, Sapphire, Emerald • Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Weakening, Scroll of Fragile, Scroll of Confusion • Grand Tonics (3), Potions (3), Elixirs (3), Remedies (5), Potion, Phoenix Essences (3), Phoenix Incense, Tiger Balm, Neutralizers (2), Essence of Sorrow (50% assassination chance on non-immune target), Venom, Fire Bombs (2), Ice Bombs (2), Lightning Bombs (2), Water Bombs (2), Dirt Bombs (2), Air Bombs (2), Bone, Milk (restores 15 HP and 15 Ether), Carrot (restores 5 HP, 10 to rabbits), Bright Polish, Double Rainbow, Dragon Scales (2), Mead • Shovel, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass Jess Islanti (Sisco) Level 19.5 Assassin *Immune to Weakened Effect* Power: 37 (+4) (19+14+2+2) Health: 31/31(+1) (7+18+5+1) Gold: 176 Equipment: Blohdhurm (WP: 14)(Fire elemental, Permanently Poisoned), Pugilist's Gloves (+2 to Power, immune to the Weakened Effect) Inventory: Mercutio's Dagger of Mugging (WP:5, Mug Ability +5), Diamond of Thoric, 2 Venoms, Mead, Smelling Salts, Remedy, 4 Grand Potions, Dragonfire Stew (Gives the consumer the encouraged and inspired effects for the duration of one battle) Gocklo *Immune to Hexed* *Cannot Mimic Blessed* Male kobold Mime Level 52 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 53/53 Ether: 53/53 Equipment: Witchbane (WP: 20, deals badly poisoned, dagger), Loincloth (Immune to Hexed) Inventory: Ruby, Deci (Throwing Knife, WP: 14), Nona (Throwing Knife, WP: 14), Morta (Throwing Knife, WP: 14) Guts Holla (Scubacarrot) *Immune to Weakened, Fragile, Asleep, Confused and Blinded* *KO'D* *Immune to all elements* *Second Party Leader* 44 year old male human Raider Level 28.33 Power Bonus: +4 Health: 0/42 Defense: 4 Gold: 445 Equipment: Lifestealer (WP: 32, Ice, Darkness, Light, attacks restore 3 health, dagger), Dancing Shoes (Wearer dances well, in the turn after a miss is rolled, the wearer can act twice. +Immunity to Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened and Blinded, + Immunity to Darkness, Light, Fire, Air, Earth, Wood, Lightningand Ice Elemental Damage, footwear), Pugilist's Gloves (2+ Power, Immune to Weakened, handwear), Crocodile Armour (+4 Defense +Immunity to Water Magic, bodywear) Inventory: Stag Antlers (WP:10, Intimidation, halberd), Twin Sai (WP: 10, dual strike, dagger), 2x Ambrosia 7x Mead, 6x Smelling Salts, 7x Nostrum, 22x Grand Potion, 4x Health Core, 2x Elixir, 1x Grand Tonic, 1x Ether Core, 14x Remedy, 3x Phoenix Essence, 5x Smoke Bomb, 4x Deadly Venom, 2x Neutralizer, Shovel, Telescope, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Bedroll, 4x Mythril Shard, Metasimian Ale, 5x Grating Stone, Voucher to the Guild of Invision (Good for one lesson in Alchemy), Chauncey's Diamond Lamp of Summoning (Summons ???), Clippard's Poison (When applied to a weapon, all damage dealt will instantly KO enemies unless they are immune to poison, deadly poison, or sudden death. Can be applied 3 more times), Crimson Serum (Grants Mutated Effect for one battle.) Copy of the Eubric Herald (Grants transcended and inspired effects for one battle), 3x Pumpkin Bomb Thormanil Nihai, Dragonslayer (Played by swils) and Arx the Hatchling *Immune to Darkness, Wood, Asleep, Confused, Fragile, Weakened, Blinded, Bound, and Slowed* Level 30.5 Dragoon Power Bonus: +1 Defense: 8 Health: 53/53 Gold: 1283 Equipment: Dragonsbane Lance (WP: 20, triple damage to enemies with 'Dragon' in their name, lance), Wooden Shield (SP:5, Null Wood), Bright Armor (SP: 3, Null Darkness), Winged Sandals (Wearer is immune to bound, slowed, asleep, confused, fragile, weakened, and blinded effects)., Medal of Glory (Wearer gains triple experience, accessory) Inventory: Weapons & Shields: Gladiator Trident (WP: 11, Spear, causes bleeding effect), Wyvern's Tailblade (WP: 12, Greatsword, suitable for Barbarians & Knights), Thundering Totem (WP:9, lightning, axe), Tongue on a Stick (WP:1, Miss -> "Aim"), Frozen Saber (WP: 9, longsword, Stuns enemies) Artefacts: Trickster's Mask of the Gender Swap (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Weredog (Accessory), Trickster's Mask of the Elf(Accessory), Fighter’s Boots(Footwear, +10 damage to melee attacks. Suitable for QMs only), Sticky Gloves (Increases the amount of gold stolen by 50% (rounded up)), Aqua Gear (Wearer deals and is immune to water elemental damage) Consumables: Smelling Salts(1), Nostrum (1), Deadly Venom(2), Phoenix Essence(2), Remedy(5), Jinxy Juice(1) (Q35), Fire Bomb(2), Milk(1), Potion(2), Venom(3), Lightning Bomb, Grand Potion(2), Smoke Bomb(1), Ice Bomb(1), Bones(3), Water Bombs(5), Mead(1), Tiger Balm(1), Neutralizer (1), Aquamarine, Emerald, Garnet, Opal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Amethyst. Misc.: Pickaxe, Shovel, Amethyst, Grating Stone, Teleportapple Haldor Skovgaard (Played by Scorpiox) *Immune to Stunned, Fragile, and Blinded* 34 year old male human Nord Shaman Level 29 Power Bonus: +4 Defense: 7 Health: 48/48 Ether: 38/38 Gold: 96 Equipment: Zoot er Isen (WP: 15, Ice and Light Elemental) Ethereal Cloak (SP: 2, +4 Ether, Protects from Blindness), Scarlet Hood (+4 Power, Protects from Stunning), Heavy Armour (SP: 5, Protects from Fragility) Weapons: Heavy Metal Rod (WP: 12, Water Elemental), Dualis Sceptres (WP: 13, darkness-elemental, Dual-Striking), Bear Claw Gloves (WP: 8, SP: 2) Artefacts: Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Protects from Weakening), Gladiator's Helmet (SP: 3) (x2) Consumables: Health Core (x2), Potion (x4), Remedy (x6), Venom, Tonic, Grand Tonic (x2), Ether Core, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Esscence, Grating Stone. Inventory: Scutum Shield (SP: 9), Shovel, Pickaxe, Bedroll, Scroll of Sealing, Scroll of Sleep Alexis Fenral (Masked Builder) *Immune to Fragile and Blinded* *Counterstriking* 20 year old female elven Harlot Level 35.5 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 64/64 Gold: 697 GP: 9 Equipment: Cat-o'-Nine-Tails (WP: 20, damage divided between all enemies, Suitable For Rouges), Lieutenant's Helmet (SP:3, protects from fragile), Ring of Sight (protects fromblinded), Counterstrike Gloves Inventory: Steel fan (WP:20, ice-, lightning-, and darkness-elemental), Death's Whip (WP:11, on successful hits there is a 1/6 chance to cause double damage), Quickdraw Quiver (permanent hastened-effect, suitable to Rangers), Healing Staff (WP: 5; healing effect), Staff of Ennon (WP: 5, light-elemental, Restores 2 ether on a roll of 2, 3, or 4; staff), Medal of Glory (Artefact/Accessory - Mark of true talent that allows the wearer to gain triple experience from battles), Electro Gear (Adds lightning-element to physical attacks and protects from lightning-elemental damage, accessory) Aquamarine (Water), Diamond (Light), Sapphire (Wind), Topaz (lightning), Fifty Shades of Bley, Bedroll, Magic Compass, Magnifying Glass, 2 Remedies, 2 Somas, 8 Water Bombs, 2x Lightning Bomb, 2x Fire Bomb, 3 Dirt Bombs, Smoke Bomb, 4x Venom, 2x Deadly Venom, Health Core, 3x Potion, 2x Grand Potion, Phoenix Essence, 4 Nostrums, 8 Meads, 2 Smelling Salts, 10 Remedies, 6 Grand Potions, Skeleton Decoy, 8x Bone, Deadly Venom, 2 Kraken Fangs (grants hastened- and reinforced-effects when consumed), Silver Ore (worth 60 gold), Demon Repellant (Makes the user impervious to direct attacks from demons during one battle. Consumable), Winged Sandals (artifact; footwear; protects from bound and slowed effects), 2xTitan Heart (Grants encouraged- and inspired-effects when consumed), 3x Level Up Mushroom, Dragonfire Stew (Gives the consumer the encouraged and inspired effects for the duration of one battle) Alexandre le Chevalier (Played by Capt.JohnPaul) *Immune to Stunned* 20 year old elf male Black Knight Level 23.33 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 14 Health: 41/41 Gold: 29 Equipment: Sword of the Elven Blademaster (WP: 10 ;ignores SP, badly poisoned, +1 gold per successful strike), Cross Heater Shield (SP: 10), Dapper Hat (Headwear, wearer has a 1/6 chance of becoming encouraged at the start of each battle), Black Knight Armor (SP:4, protects from Stunned effect.) Inventory: Potions (5), Bedroll, Smoke Bomb 2x, Fire Bomb, Feather Duster of DOOM (WP: 1), Eyepatch (Headwear: 1/2 chance to prevent blinded-effect. Costs 20 gold. A hero cannot equip more than 1 eyepatch) Deadly Venom x2, Tome of The Regret, Volatile Venom x5, Mead 4x, Nostrum 3x, Smelling Salts x1, Grand Potion 3x, Emerald (Wood), Mulled Wine, 1 fine Montresorian Wine,Ambrosia, Remedy Dyric Rone (Played by The Legonator) *Immune to all elements* *Lucky* *Steals 50% more gold* Level 22.33 Assassin Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 3 Health: 34/34 Gold: 1146 Equipment: Requiem (WP: 20; wood, light and darkness-elemental, ranged), Lucky Die, Tricorne (SP:3, Water, Wood, Earth, Ice, Fire, Wind, Lightning, Light, Darkness - elemental) Sticky Gloves (Increases amount of gold stolen by 50%; handwear) Inventory: Double Chain Whip (WP:10), Throwing Knife (WP:4, ranged, retrievable), Aquamarine (Water), Diamond, 4 Potions, 5 Grand Potions, Elixir, 2 Remedies, 2 Meads, 2 Venoms, Smoke Bomb, Skeleton Decoy, 3 Mythril Shards (3/4 of a Mythril), Silver Ore (Worth 60 gold), Bone, Winged Sandals, Smelling Salt Bedroll, Shovel, Banana (Restores full health to target), Diamond Lamp of Summoning (1/3 Uses Left), Tonic, Nordic Stomach Guard (SP: 3, Immunity to Ice and Water, Bodywear, Suitable for Barbarians, Regulators, and Beast Warriors), 1 Military Grade Light Bomb, 1 Military Grade Darkness Bomb Olmstyr (NPC, uncontrollable/takes suggestions) 33 years old male orc Warden Level 27.66 Power Bonus: 0 Defense: 10 Health: 44/44 Gold: 0 Equipment: Serstyr (WP: 20, light-elemental, longsword), Traveller’s Cloak (SP: 1, backwear), Orc-Made Chainmail (Suitable for Olmstyr, SP: 9, half damage from humans, bodywear) Inventory: 3 Grand Potions, Elixir, Phoenix Essence Captain Illdria (NPC, controlled by Scubacarrot) 26 years old female human Marauder *Immune to weakened, fragile, enamored, and confused* Level 30 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 46/46 Gold: 488 Equipment: Rapier (WP: 13, longsword), Flayer (WP: 10, whip), Corset of Kickass (Suitable for Illdria, wearer deals the enamored-effect, bodywear), Cap'n’s Sash (Suitable for Illdria, immune to weakened, fragile, enamored, and confused, grants Command, accessory) Knife-Tongue (NPC, controlled by swils) 37 years old male hobgoblin Marauder *Immune to jinxed* Level 12 Power Bonus: 0 Health: 27/27 Gold: 16 Equipment: Shank (WP: 7, dagger), Shiv (WP: 5, dagger), Coat of Misfortune (Suitable for Knife-Tongue, wearer has a 1/6 chance to deal the jinxed-effect on successful hits, immune to jinxed, bodywear) Zasies (NPC, controlled by Flare) 72 years old female Selkreeth Berserker *Immune to fragile* *Overboard, 1 round* Level 22 Power Bonus: +5 Health: 6/36 Gold: 38 Equipment: Ungodly Spiky Mace (WP: 15, deals the bleeding-effect, dealing 5 points of damage each round until remedied or fully healed, mace), Heavy Gauntlets (Suitable for Zasies, +5 power, immune to fragile, handwear) Everyone, please choose an action. Party leader, please create a battle order. Scuba, swils, and Flare, take note you have NPC control. At the end of 24 hours, party leader/secondary party leader, please recommend actions for heroes that have not posted yet.

Quoting stuff is different...you can do it in-character and used right it's not off-topic. It's fair game.

It's in the nature of anyone who plays RPGs to get hopelessly and hilariously off-topic even while there's some sort of giant life-or-death battle between the forces of good and evil going on. Anyway, I still do think we need an Elphaba-esque merchant for non-magical stuff, like weapons, maybe Bright Polish/Grating Stones, etc.

And here I was trying to figure out for two days what the hell kind of puzzle this is. "All of it," shrugged Atramor, tossing the ape an Ether Core. "Just make sure to use that once you're done."

"Unless someone else's got an answer by now, I don't think it's worth the time sittin' here to figure it out. I'd rather just move on east."

Where're all these immunities coming from? Also, you or Scuba can choose actions for Tesni and Jess now.

Well, it's nice to know good old delusional Arthur is back.