Dannylonglegs

I am immune to Penalty Votes... but not night kills. It's my role. I gave it to myself. It's now officially visible in the discussion thread.

Update updated.

It shall be done, My lord.

Alright, My lovelies, here's .Vote Update: 4 of 2 (mostlytechnic): 2 votes (TinyPiesRUs, Bob) Bock Pathos (Bob): 1 vote (RangeroftheForest) 'Rip' Sewer (Captain Nemo): 1 vote (mediumsnowman) Zipzop Beetlejuice (Sir Stig): 1 vote (mostlytechnic) Non-voting: 7 (Lind Whisperer, CallmePie, Dragonfire, Piratedave84, Captain Nemo, Hinckley, Sir Stig) With 12 players, a majority of 7 is required to lynch. You have about 11 hours till the day ends. Make it count.

note: title should read G09 Tags: Science "Log date 420, this is Dr. Danielle Long. We have entered the temporal anomaly and begun searching for the origin point of the gravity fluctuations our sensors have been detecting. I predict this may take a week." Ok, I'm super lame and super tired. I have a pile of unfinished builds now in my attic. Too few hours in the week, but I can't miss a week. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Vote Update: 4 of 2 (mostlytechnic): 1 vote (TinyPiesRUs) Bock Pathos (Bob): 1 vote (RangeroftheForest) 'Rip' Sewer (Captain Nemo): 1 vote (mediumsnowman) Zipzop Beetlejuice (Sir Stig): 1 vote (mostlytechnic) With 12 players, a majority of 7 is required to lynch. You have about 26 hours till the day ends. Make it count.

Vote Update: 4 of 2 (mostlytechnic): 1 vote (TinyPiesRUs) Bock Pathos (Bob): 1 vote (RangeroftheForest) 'Rip' Sewer (Captain Nemo): 1 vote (mediumsnowman) With 12 players, a majority of 7 is required to lynch. You have about 28 hours till the day ends. Make it count. 10 points to the Hogwarts House of your choice. And immunity to malicious pranks.

What the actual Frackin are you smoking, dud? once again, you succeed to build the most Deranged plot points imaginable. Way to warp reality, there! also, I love your "evil" bearded sister. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

I could have sworn I said something about PMing this stuff...

While the hall bickered, Minga Gorgon left for a moment to powder her nostril slits. but then she noticed a mysterious blacked-out figure approach her.... "Oh, hey, it's you." She stated. "What are you doing all mysterious and shadowy?" The figure proceeded to pummel her face with their fists. They punched her until she bled. "Get back here you ass! Look what you've done to Minga's beautiful face! Minga hopes this doesn't swell, jerk! Minga ruled a gorram planet with and iron fist! No one punches Minga's face! No one!" but the figure didn't care about subtlety, and bounded away, shouting "No clues in the pictures!" Or something. You may now vote. With 12 players, a majority of 7 is required to lynch.

Proper form is to put this in your game pm, but noted.

Glad you could play, and I'm pleased you'll keep following it! thanks! Thank you! glad you enjoyed playing! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

You really are... Hopefully that just means I'm a great host! New day is (finally) up! Thank you, Lady K, Fhomess, and Tariq J for playing! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Blacktron Mafia: Day 3 Players only, please. Comments on how great JJP is at editing belong in the discussion feed. Night 2 The Night was dark... and full of terrors... A silent figure snuck into the bedroom of Clementine Lister (Lind Whisperer), brandishing a lazer-blade of some kind. The figure stealthily approached the sleeping woman, brought the blade towards her head.... and then... Sheared her hair off, rendering her Bald! "Mwahahahahha!" The figure laughed maniacally. "Oh man! I'll make sure to steal her hat too! Now everyone will see what I've done! I've made her bald! That's what you get for being annoying and having annoying hair! Ha! I really really felt strongly about doing this. Man. wow. Worth it." The figure said. "Worth it. yeah. Ha. Woooh." The figure continued. "Yeah." The figure finally said. "Wow. You're a really heavy sleeper." They then remarked, before vacating the room... sneakily. Clem woke up later, 'yelled' and then remembered something she recently acquired... A wig! "I got brickmario loves Disney-ed!" She announced... and then wondered why she said it like that. Later, in a different room.... Seamus Aaron (Hinckley) awoke with a start, to find that, once again, someone had stolen his pants... And replaced them with... a skirt? "Alright. Who's the prick tha' keeps stealin' me breeches?!" Later, in a room that smelled aromatically of freshly ground coffee, a woman crept out of bed. She was Laura Starbucks (Tariq J). "I'm gunna get out." She said. "This is madness, and I no longer feel safe. I cannot inherit the fortune I'm rightfully due if I'm dead!" She declared. She packed her things into a burlap backpack, and just before she was about to put on her helmet, she noticed a present, left for her by someone. "How thoughtful." She remarked, examining the stuffed bear. "This is probably the least harmful prank anyone's pulled yet!" She continued on her escape from the facility, but wanted to bid one final farewell to Meeting Room 1... "As far as exiles go... you weren't so bad." She stated And then a dark figure crept up behind her... "Don't do this..." Laura pleaded. "You don't have to do this. I'm leaving!" "I specified kicking you out of an airlock, but the host's airlock set exploded before he could take pictures, so let's do this off-camera, kay?" The figure posited, staring directly at the fourth wall. Laura Starbucks had left the building... She was not the only one outside the facility, however.... Major Dave (Fhomess) was on a nightly stroll outside the facility without his helmet, when he noticed he was being followed. "Oh, hey man! I see you're all blacked out and mysterious... so I guess that means you've come to kill me.... but the Space dragons need me for a special assignment. I must go with them." Dave stated to the confused blacked out figure. "Tell my wife I love her very much." Dave said "She knows." The figure replied, as Dave began floating in a most peculiar way. "Wow. The stars look very different today..." The figure kinda stared at the scene, not exactly sure whether this was an ambiguous death scene, or what. They was pretty sure they killed him... "Here am I floating 'round my tin can Far above the Moon Planet LI-420 is light bley And there's nothing I can say...." Later still, in the unoccupied Meeting room, a doomed woman laid in wait. "So. It is time." She announced, her back turned to her assailant like the badass she was. "Are you ready to die?" The dark figure asked. "Always," Vasquez Rodriguez (Lady K) replied. "Are you?" "Huh?" "Did you think I'd go out without a fight?!" Vasquez roared! "I'LL SEE YOU IN VALHALLA!" The figures fired upon eachother, but in the end, Vasquez fell. "I'll see you all there... My family... A long line of Rodriguezes... all the way back to the liberation of earth... and earlier still... I hope I've made you proud..." And with that, the soldier closed her eyes, and the Valkyries carried her away.... Later, to brighten the mood, another prank was underway... "This may prove a challenge, but I think I'm up for it!" The dark figure announced. As the Night turned to Day, the morning bell rang. The now much smaller group shuffled into the meeting room. Some noticed that Nathan was dressed in a stripperific gettup, including a tight black vest with frillies and such, and sexy cowboy boots. By some, I mean Zipzop, who eyed the space cowboy intently with his one eye. Danny spoke to the crowd. "Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad noose, however, Claw (theLazychicken) was not a member of Blacktron. They were Loyal to the Federation. Also, some of you passed away last night. Laura Starbucks (Tariq) was Loyal to the Federation. Major Dave (Fhomess) was Loyal to the Federation. And Vasquez Rodriguez (Lady K) was Loyal to the Federation. All said and told it was a total massacre. Wow. Yeah. So. Work on that. Otherwise Blacktron will take their black boots and walk all over us. Seriously." As Danny petered out, a quasi-nude figure entered the room. "I couldn't find my clothes this morning" They announced. "I did find this cute top, though. You humans find naked chests to be the most lude, correct?" "Yes." Someone in the crowd stated. Then someone else threw the poor Pliskeen some pants, for modesty's sake. Finally Colonel Jack Jones stood up on a chair. "Alright! Listen now and listen good! Blacktron is here among us. Blacktron will kill us all if we do nothing! They will kill our children! Our wives, husbands, gender-nonconforming spouses, and space-mistresses! They do not care who you are, or what you represent, They intend to bring our civilization burning down upon us and they don't care who smothers in the flames! We must not choke now! We must not let this facility collapse upon us! Use your damn brains! Figure out which of us can be trusted, and which of us wants nothing more than to see our corpses burning to black ash! Now! Bring me one of the damn rebel scum!" The Colonel shouted... though many in the crowd were concealing successful grins. "Talk among yourselves, and you may start voting in 24 hours." Jack Jones finished, his voice heavy and winded. Host note: "Self-assigned comical "night-actions" have been ruled as not actions at all in any practical sense. And can be performed by anyone. Don't all go crazy." Non-Player Characters (2): Colonel JackJones (JackJonespaw) Co-Host Danny Longlegs (Dannylonglegs) Host Player Characters (12) 4 of 2 (Mostlytechnic) Bock Pathos (Bob) Clementine Lister (Lind Whisperer) Diamond Dodd (CallmePie) Hannah Ford (Ranger of the Forest) Harriet Stomper (Mediumsnowman) Minga Gorgon (Dragonfire) Nathan 'Maurice' Mallard (TinyPiesRUs) Paul Harkonnenn (Piratedave84) 'Rip' Sewer (Captain Nemo) Seamus Aaron (Hinckley) Zipzop Beetlejuice (Sir Stig) The Deceased Characters (7) Doctor Wen (Xenophobic Monoxide) (Lynched Day 1) Loyal to the Federation Clark Kubrick (Chromeknight) (Killed Night 1) Loyal to the Federation Ender Gaiman (Jluck) (Killed Night 1) Loyal to the Federation Claw (theLazychicken) (Lynched Day 2) Loyal to the Federation Laura Starbucks (Tariq) (Killed Night 3) Loyal to the Federation Major Dave (Fhomess) (Killed Night 2) Loyal to the Federation Vasquez Rodriguez (Lady K) (Killed Night 2) Loyal to the Federation RULES! 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Federation (Town) or Blacktron (Mafia). To win the game, the Town must kill off all the Mafia, while the Mafia needs to outnumber the Town. Third-Party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles. 2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. Voting is compulsory. Every player must have a vote placed by the end of the day. Those who do not follow this rule will be subject to 5 penalty votes. 3. A game day on LI-420 will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day may end early should a unanimous vote be reached. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of the night stage. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the game host via PM. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every day thread. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM. 11. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty against you on your first offence, and the death of your character on your second offence. 12. There are no clues in the pictures. I will not intervene should someone suggest there are clues in the pictures, because there are none. There are not clues in the character flavor text. I wrote that stuff before I even decided on alignments and roles. No punishment will be doled out to violators of this rule, but I expect violators to be heavily harassed by other, rule-abiding players. 13. Grab your towel and don't panic. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Well it'll take half an hour for all these pictures to even get uploaded to Flickr... and that's not counting how long it'll take to download them from Google Drives.... so, yeah. Shut your computer down. I'll have it up in about an hour. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Yay! You weren't online for a whole hour. I thought you were dead! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

I think I may finally have broken my cohost with the amount of pictures I gave him to edit... If he doesn't respond to my lovely PMs, in an hour, you will all finally get a chance to see some of my un-edited square pictures. So, considering this, the new day may be closer to 12 than 10. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

My apologies for the miscommunication, then. I don't like doing math in my head, so it's easier for me to just use my timezone for reference. Helps that the cohost is just one hour off of mine. ~Insectoid Aristocrat

The day will be up around 10 or 11 pm EST (5-6 hours from now) as I said. This will always be the case as this is the most managable time for me. This is also when most updates are likely. I try to keep things on schedule. Too early and it's a hassle for me/conflicts with my other obligations. Too late and I upset Hinckley et al. So get some beauty sleep, Minga! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

Look what you've done, JJP! You made him cry_sad! that's no way to treat a player! ~Insectoid Aristocrat

That's not a smart move... ~Insectoid Aristocrat

No, it's Bob sucks that gets filtered to Bob sucks. ~Insectoid Aristocrat