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Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Is that all you can muster, Bloody Mary?" demanded Sylph as he blinded the crustacean. Order (if no one objects): Punii: Make Jellies Sylph: Blind Santa Sylph: Blind Santa *If first attempt is successful, Seal Mage Johon: Santa Elgar: S Elgar: T Lycan: U Isabella: Q Galen: Mage B -
Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Well, I'd prefer you attacked him once I blind him, for facility's sake." -
Snark for the Snark Gods!
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Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
Nope! It would have been much more welcome next round though.... and now we won't get 25 Proggs worth of loot.... Curse you Endgame!!! -
Well, actually that kind of sucks for us right now. I still have to heal Lycan and Elgar. Next round would have been better for me... whoops. I feel like telling him he lost the snark battle. ~Insectoid Aristocrat
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Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
Did you want me to say "the bleeding?" -
Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"So be it." stated Sylph, somewhat annoyed at the change in battle strategy. "Elgar, you and Lycan need a heal. Isabella, take Q. Punii, make jellies. Next round I'll blind him." Order (if no one objects): Punii: Make Jellies Sylph: Heal Elgar Elgar: S Elgar: T Sylph: Heal Lycan Lycan: P Isabella: Q Galen: R Spirit: Santa Claws Johon: Mage B -
I think we should come up with mechanics for snark battles. ~Insectoid Aristocrat
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Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Still too scared to fight us yourself instead of through your minions?" -
Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Wow, I see why the Gladius Unit usually keep to themselves. You have awful people skills. You just keep throwing your 'disposable' hoards at us, and we'll fight them off until your resources run dry. That's not how you win a battle. That's how you lose the war." states Sylph dryly. -
Sylph Concurs! ~Insectoid Aristocrat
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Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Well I'd hate to bore you to death, but by the time this is over, you may find yourself on the battle field alone. Not because we've killed all your allies, but because your grating personality is more a threat to them than your dual Corseques." -
I know, I'm just joking with you anyways. the snark battle's hell-o-fun. ~Insectoid Aristocrat
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Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Ha, your verbal attacks at me are pathetic. I can't wait to tell your master how you let an entire legion of Proggs just die before you joined the fight. What are you doing? Weakening us up? Testing our strengths? Those don't sound like the actions of a being who has supposedly taken on Dragons alone. Are you afraid you're not a match for seven 'little vermin' from Heroica? Ha ha ha." -
I would, but I'm waiting for you to update the round. Also, Sylph's not easy to anger even though you did find a good spot to poke. ~Insectoid Aristocrat
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Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"'Hal's little Sidekick' died bringing us here, and his sacrifice gave us the time to regroup after your failed attempt to ambush us. He died fighting the only fight he could win: getting us near enough to you to destroy you. You have no fire. All you have is a blind obedience to whomever your boss is and a lust for blood that would bring shame to the most glutenous man in Olegania." -
Lovely, then my character will have a great time Snarking their Snarks! ~Insectoid Aristocrat
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Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Good to know! I've always been deathly afraid of being stabbed to death by a thousand tooth-picks! And I'll be sure to send him your regards when you burn in the fire his top guard died to ignite." -
It's a battle of the egos! Haha! I love getting so much information from the chap! He loves to hear himself talk so much he just won't shut-up! He's probably called The Bleeding because that's what the other Proggs' ears start doing when he's nearby. ~Insectoid Aristocrat
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Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"Well then maybe he should be called 'The Skinning!'" Jested Sylph. "And I you too." -
Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"He sounds like a charming fellow! 'Wouldn't want to wound his pride!" commented Sylph, sarcastically. -
Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"It will be an honour to give you a taste of your own blood and to let your blood flow free from your veins and join the common stream of that of your regiments of soldiers. I'm glad you think you can best us alone, because by the end of this, There'll be only you, versus us on a field of carcasses. You'll be alone, but we will not." -
Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"I wonder if he's tasted his own?" added Sylph, his Iron helmet splattered in the blood of fallen Proggs. -
Heroica RPG - Quest #48: Death's Homecoming
Dannylonglegs replied to Endgame's topic in The Heroica Archive
"You know what they say! Try, try again!"