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  1. Doctor Dalton Dog was driving down the tree-lined streets of Fabuland looking for citizens in distress, when he came across an old lady sitting on the side of the road. "Is everything all right, Ma'am?" Doctor Dalton Dog asked. "Oh, help me." The old lady cried, "I was having chest pains and pulled over. I need a doctor!" "Well, you're in luck," Doctor Dalton Dog said, "I just happen to be...wait a minute. You're just that Mafia Goon, Pauly Pig, in a bad Homemaker wig." "That's not true," Pauly Pig said, "It's a very nice wig." "You're just going to shoot me." Doctor Dalton said as he began to back away. "No, I'm not going to shoot you." Pauly Pig said, "That would be boring. I have a much more creative death planned...I mean, help, my chest hurts. I'm an old lady. Help." "I didn't come back to help Fabuland only to die by being stupid," Doctor Dalton said as he backed away across the street, "It won't be that easy to get rid of Doctor Dalton Dog!" That's when Bruno Bear drove up in his biplane and liquified Doctor Dalton Dog's head with the propeller. The Mafia Goons had a good laugh at their trickery. "I told him I wasn't going to shoot him," laughed Pauly Pig, "Where'd you get the airplane, anyway?" "What?" Bruno Bear asked, "What does it matter? You want realism or something. I made it from scratch, you megablock. Who cares where it came from, we just used it to shred that old dog's head." The pair burst into laughter again. "I like your wig." Bruno Bear added. ____________________ You may now vote. You have 48 hours to reach a conviction. With 9 players left, it takes 5 votes to lynch. Second day grades (Grades are given as indication of success or need for improvement. They should not be taken personally.) Alex the Great (Randy Rabbit) - Mafia games take participation. I know you can't always be around and people's availability varies, but when you do show up, you need to know what's going on. You should read all information carefully and know how each player died. It's easier to defend yourself when you're fully aware of everything that has happened. The Town needs you to be as proactive as possible. I'd like you to play again before joining a full-fledged game so I have no choice but to Fail you. Sorry. Alopex (Franklin Fox) - Grading doesn't matter for you since you've played before. You did an excellent job in this game. I think you were a leader and used your experience to help your team. I think you were pretty covert in the threads too, even though Pandora somehow saw through your ruse. Since you have played a game before, you can apply for whichever game you like in the future. You Pass. Pandora (Payton Pig) - Grading doesn't matter for you since you've played before. Great job taking out the Scum Blocker! I also thought you did a great job finding a balance of how much to post. It was enough to keep you from being voted out and (almost) enough to avoid being targeted by the scum. I thought you were striking the right balance, but the Scummies must be afraid of that brilliant brain no matter how much you post. Since you have played a game before, you can apply for whichever game you like in the future. You Pass. Rumble Strike (Gregor Goat) - Great job in this! It's so unfortunate that you ended up being the lovers. To tell you the truth, it's my fault for mixing up your character description with Gavin's. If I hadn't decided to reveal your affiliation to the other, you guys wouldn't have been lovers and you would've lived after he died. But having someone's affiliation confirmed to you comes with a prize, even if it's my fault. So sorry. I hope you can forgive me. Although you never protected anyone who was attacked, you did an excellent job leading the town during the day. You Pass. You may now play a full-fledged Mafia game.
  2. It's cocoa. And there's gross misusage of there, their and they're out there. Watch it. I may mod kill those committing gross grammar errors.
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  4. Yeah, you totally called it. It was a rough night. I hated to see all four of you go. Grades will be up although they only matter for two of you. Great work to the four of you, I would've liked to see you hang around longer. That's the hard part of hosting mafia games: killing your friends.
  5. It used to happen here. I decided to bring it back for this game to make things a little more clear. Not sure it was the best idea as the graduates won't have that help again in the future. Although, sometimes it is revealed through pictures anyway.
  6. Players only please! Late into the night a dark figure ran towards the park with Pauly Pig and Bruno Bear close behind. "What's this all about?" Pauly Pig asked. "That pig who killed Holly Hippo just ran into the park." The dark figure explained. "Literal pig?" Bruno Bear asked. "No, figurative pig." The dark figure answered. "Is that like figurative sus..." Bruno Bear started. "Don't even start that shit." Pauly Pig said. Another dark figure hid behind a tree nearby, overhearing the conversation between the Mafia goons. "Who cares about that Hippo?" Bruno Bear asked, "She wasn't a member of The Mafia." "I care." The dark figure said, "Her killer murdered her because he thought she was a goon. Now cover this park and don't let that pig get away." As soon as Bruno and Pauly were out of sight, the second dark figure snuck out and shot the first one. Franklin Fox (Alopex) collapsed to the ground, dead. The dark figure stood over him, making sure he was dead. "I was wrong about your wife, but I had you figured, you Mafia pig." The dark figure said. But he should've gone home instead of monologuing. Bruno Bear had doubled back when he heard the gunshot and took out the second dark figure with a round of machine gun fire to the brain. Payton Pig (Pandora) the Town Vigilante lay dead next to Franklin Fox (Alopex) the Mafia Blocker. Meanwhile, Gregor Goat returned home after a long night of protecting the town. He loved Fabuland and wanted to protect it's members from harm. As long as there was a Mafia threat, he would do his best to keep his friends safe. Arriving to his bedroom, he called out to Gavin and then remembered that Gavin was gone. He began to cry...which lead to uncontrollable and heavy sobs. How he missed his true love and couldn't imagine how he would get through life without him. Gregor Goat (Rumble Strike) the Town Doctor collapsed to the ground and died from grief... In the morning, the dwindling group of Fabuland citizens met at City Hall to find out if Randy Rabbit had been a member of The Town or The Mafia. "I am pleased to announce that your friend Randy Rabbit (Alex the Great) was able to convince me that he was an innocent member of The Town." The Mayor told them. "Hooray!" The citizens of Fabuland cried. "So when will my husband be coming home?" Betsy Bunny asked. "Um..." Mayor Langston Lion began, "Well, he's being kept in a safe place until this ordeal is over. Yeah, that's right. He's in a nice hotel and enjoying delicious room service and...um...a hot tub, too. Yeah, that sounds good. In other news, a very special Fabuland citizen has returned to us!" "Doctor Dalton Dog is here," Mayor Langston Lion said, "He has returned to support us in our quest against the Mafia scum!" "Hooray!" Everyone cried. ____________________ The Rules: Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town or the Mafia. To win the game, the Town must kill off all the Mafia, while the Mafia needs to outnumber the Town. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end when a majority vote has been reached. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of the night stage. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the game host via PM. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. You may not edit your posts. You must post in every day thread. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM or the hosting intern badboytje88. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty against you on your first offence, and the death of your character on your second offense. Players Betsy Bunny - married to Randy Rabbit - played by MetroiD Bianca Lamb - married to Evan Elephant - played by fuzzylegobricks Chief Brody Bulldog - ex-boyfriend of Payton Pig - played by Waterbrick Down Doctor Candace Cow - played by Masked Builder Evan Elephant - married to Bianca Lamb - played by MacK Gertrude Goat - mother of Marcus and Payton - played by Scorpiox Hunter Horse - married to Piper Poodle - played by Ro87n Lily Lamb - married to Marcus Mouse - played by Sirius Black Piper Poodle - married to Hunter Horse - played by Donut Game Over Marcus Mouse - married to Lily Lamb - played by Bricks2000 - convicted on Day One - The Mafia Gavin Gorilla - boyfriend of Gregor Goat - played by Dannylonglegs - murdered on Night One - The Town Holly Hippo - married to Franklin Fox - played by KingoftheZempk - murdered on Night One - The Town Randy Rabbit - married to Betsy Bunny - played by Alex the Great - convicted on Day Two - The Town Franklin Fox - married to Helen Hippo - played by Alopex - murdered on Night Two - The Mafia Blocker Payton Pig - ex-boyfriend of Brody Bulldog - played by Pandora - murdered on Night Two - The Town Vigilante Gregor Goat - boyfriend of Gavin Gorilla - played by Rumble Strike - died from grief on Night Two - The Town Doctor Non-playing Characters Mayor Langston Lion - The Fabuland Mayor Bruno Bear - a mafia goon Pauly Pig - a mafia goon Doctor Dalton Dog - a doctor - played by Shadows Why did Gregor Goat die? Gregor Goat and Gavin Gorilla were lovers. Their affiliation was revealed each other before the game began. When one lover dies, the other can't live without them. Day Three has begun. You may not vote during the first 24 hours. Best of luck to everyone.
  7. I thought you both deserved one a long time ago. Congratulations! You guys are awesome
  8. As the rules state, and as happened with Marcus yesterday, the affiliation isn't revealed until the next game day. So, you shouldn't really be surprised by that...
  9. A conviction has been reached. Randy Rabbit (Alex the Great) will be interrogated. "Betsy, you have to let me in." Randy Rabbit pleaded, "Hide me in the basement, please! You heard The Mayor say he killed Marcus. Do you want them to kill me too?" "They only killed him because he was scum," Betsy said, "You must be scum too or you wouldn't be afraid of dying. You haven't made any sense all day. You've been neglecting our marriage and now you're begging for my help because you're scared. I'm not sure why you've been so distant, but I'm willing to leave you to The Mayor's goons to see if it's because you've become involved in The Mafia. Goodbye Randy." Betsy Bunny slammed the door and locked it. Bruno Bear and Pauly Pig were there to collect Randy Rabbit before he could even think of running off. "I'm not a member of The Mafia," Randy Rabbit cried, "You guys know that. Don't let The Mayor kill me. Just please let me leave town. I just want to live." "Don't worry, little rabbit," Pauly Pig said, "If you're innocent, The Mayor will keep you in a safe place until this is all over. You have no reason to be afraid." With that, the goons escorted Randy Rabbit to City Hall to be interrogated by The Mayor. ________________________ Day 2 is over. Day 3 will be posted once all night actions are in and I've had time to photograph. Those with night actions need to submit them to me, using your role PM, within 24 hours from the time of this post. Late night actions will not be accepted.
  10. Vote tally Randy Rabbit (Alex the Great): 7 votes (MacK, Pandora, MetroiD, Rumble Strike, Ro87n, Fuzzylegobricks, Waterbrick Down) A conviction has been reached. Any un-voting will not be counted. The day will conclude as soon as I can take some pictures.
  11. Mod note: It's Gavin, not Gravin.
  12. Vote tally Randy Rabbit (Alex the Great): 2 votes (MacK, Pandora) You have 20.5 hours to reach a conviction.
  13. Mod note: I'm aware that Bruno Bear's hand came off when I removed the gun. Please don't PM me about it. It's not a big deal.
  14. Lesson 5, part 2: Don't listen to yourselves Where are the clues? Not in the dialogue the host has you saying. In my game in particular, the dialogue I give to characters is only furthering the narrative. There are no clues in what the characters say in the intro. That would not be fair to the players if I gave any clues in what they said. EDIT: Obviously, if a character is about to meet their demise in a day opener, their dialogue will hint towards their affiliation because their affiliation is about to be revealed anyway. If the host has a living player say something, don't look for clues there. Of course, if people about to be killed say something, there's a small chance there may be a teeny-weeny clue in there.
  15. "Mayor Langston Lion, you have nothing to fear," Special Agent Haydn Horse said, "I'm going to rid this town of this pestilence." "Um yeah..." Mayor Lanston said, "Pestilence..." "Because wherever someone needs help, I'll be there," Haydn Horse said, "Wherever the disadvantage are being taken advantage of by the more advantaged and the advantageous, I'll be there." "What are you looking at?" The Mayor asked. "I see my greatness over the horizon," Special Agent Haydn Horse answered, "And wherever there are cracks in the foundation of society, I will be there, for I am the engineer of greatness and safety in society." "Be careful around that loose railing, Mr. Engineer," Bruno Bear said as he pushed Special Agent Haydn Horse into the aforementioned loose railing. "Nooooooooo!" Cried Special Agent Haydn Horse, "I'm too sexy to die!" SHUNK! "Oh, how unfortunate," Pauly Pig laughed, "You landed right on my vertically mounted Katana." "Mwahahahaha..." "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA..." "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" First day grades (Grades are given as indication of success or need for improvement. They should not be taken personally.) Bricks2000 (Marcus Mouse) - It's hard to give a grade on the first day and it was really hard to go from a relatively calm game to a bandwagon forming against you. It's hard to know what to do the first time. Your defense wasn't too strong and you seemed to give up pretty easily. That is a normal response and you'll learn with time how to defend yourself. Based on that I could give you an incomplete or pass you. However, being scum, you didn't communicate with your scum team at all. Without working with them, there was no way to form a plan of defense. These games are fun but they need some effort and work on your part. I'd like you to play again before joining a full-fledged game so I have no choice but to Fail you. Sorry. KingoftheZempk (Holly Hippo) - Grading doesn't matter for you since you've played before. If you were new, however, I'd have to give you an Incomplete. Sorry you got killed off so early. I was hoping you would get more of a chance to play since you got screwed over by that damn framer in Bloodbrick. Since you have played a game before, you can apply for whichever game you like in the future. Dannylonglegs (Gavin Gorilla) - I think you did an excellent job for the one day you played. One can probably assume that's why the scum went after you. You were logical and organized and had the courage to cast the first vote. The Town needs leadership like this and sctrong players advance the game. You Pass. You may now play a full-fledged Mafia game.
  16. You may now vote. You have 48 hours to reach a conviction. With 13 players left, it takes 7 votes to lynch. (Today's interlude is delayed. I apologize for the inconvenience. Grades and fun mini-story will be up soon.)
  17. Players only please! The townsfolk all met at Hunter's Pub and drank late into the night. And they didn't drink water. They are adults and they drank beer and hard liquor. It took the edge off of a stressful situation. This made them human, not evil. No water was served. Lily Lamb was particularly distraught over not having her husband around and what could possibly become of him. Could he actually be a Mafia goon? As the night grew later, most of the Fabuland residents returned home. Gavin Gorilla was one of the last to leave the pub. "Hey," Pauly Pig called to him, "Want to play a game?" "Oh! I love games!" Gavin cried happily, "What game would you like to play? I am particularly fond of Parcheesi!" "Let's play cops and robbers," Pauly Pig suggested. "Oh, what fun!" Gavin Gorilla cried, "Should I be a cop or a robber?" "Why don't you be the robber," Pauly Pig suggested, "You'll be running out of the bank and I'll shoot at you." "I think it'd be much more fun to be the cop," Gavin Gorilla said, "Give me the gun." "We'll take turns," Pauly Pig said, "I'll play the cop first." "Sounds fair," said Gavin Gorilla, "Let's play!" Gavin started out the fun game by crying, "You'll never take me alive!" Bang! "I suppose you were correct," Pauly Pig laughed, "I won't be taking you alive. Heh he he." Holly Hippo was the first to discover the gruesome sight. "Help!" She screamed when she saw Gavin's head blown open in a pool of blood, "Somebody help! Police! Doctor Dalton! Oh crap, he left town because of the Mafia problem. Somebody help!!" But nobody could hear her as the pub was empty. Nobody except for a dark figure with a revolver... "Die, you bitch!" The figure remarked coldly. "Me?" Holly Hippo asked, "But why? I'm not scum..." Bang! And with that, Holly Hippo joined Gavin Gorilla in the ever-growing pool of blood outside Hunter's Pub. In the morning everyone showed up early, eager to hear if Marcus Mouse had been a member of the mafia or not. "My fellow Fabulanders," The Mayor began, "I have interrogated Marcus Mouse and indeed found him to be a member of The Mafia." "Oh dear." Lily Lamb cried. "Where is he now?" Somebody asked. "Um...I killed him." The Mayor answered. "Why did you say 'um?'" Somebody else asked. "It's, um ... just a speech impediment I have." The mayor answered. "OK." "I'm not sure it was legal for you to kill him." Chief Brody suggested. "Why did you kill him?" Lily Lamb asked, "Couldn't we have re-habilitated him through the prison system?" "It's best to get rid of the scum and free our town from their crime and murder." The mayor answered. "Unfortunately, you lost two ... um ... we lost two innocent members of The Town last night. Gavin Gorilla (Dannylonglegs) and Holly Hippo (KingoftheZempk) were both gunned down outside Hunter's Pub last night. We have conducted investigations and found that they were, indeed, innocent member of The Town." Franklin Fox stood there in shock. "My wife is gone?" He cried, "I wondered why she didn't come home but figured she slept with Langston like she usually does. When will this madness end? However will I go on?" Gregor Goat was in tears. "My angel!" He sobbed, "Somebody killed my little angel. We must stop this madness!!" "Anyway, carrying on, the Fabuland Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has sent us another agent to replace the last one that was broken." "Everyone, this is Special Agent Haydn Horse," Mayor Langston Lion introduced the FBI agent, "and he'll be taking over the investigation." ____________________ The Rules: Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town or the Mafia. To win the game, the Town must kill off all the Mafia, while the Mafia needs to outnumber the Town. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end when a majority vote has been reached. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of the night stage. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the game host via PM. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. You may not edit your posts. You must post in every day thread. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM or the hosting intern badboytje88. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty against you on your first offence, and the death of your character on your second offense. Players Betsy Bunny - married to Randy Rabbit - played by MetroiD Bianca Lamb - married to Evan Elephant - played by fuzzylegobricks Chief Brody Bulldog - ex-boyfriend of Payton Pig - played by Waterbrick Down Doctor Candace Cow - played by Masked Builder Evan Elephant - married to Bianca Lamb - played by MacK Franklin Fox - married to Helen Hippo - played by Alopex Gertrude Goat - mother of Marcus and Payton - played by Scorpiox Gregor Goat - boyfriend of Gavin Gorilla - played by Rumble Strike Hunter Horse - married to Piper Poodle - played by Ro87n Lily Lamb - married to Marcus Mouse - played by Sirius Black Payton Pig - ex-boyfriend of Brody Bulldog - played by Pandora Piper Poodle - married to Hunter Horse - played by Donut Randy Rabbit - married to Betsy Bunny - played by Alex the Great Game Over Marcus Mouse - married to Lily Lamb - played by Bricks2000 - convicted on Day One - The Mafia Gavin Gorilla - boyfriend of Gregor Goat - played by Dannylonglegs - murdered on Night One - The Town Holly Hippo - married to Franklin Fox - played by KingoftheZempk - murdered on Night One - The Town Non-playing Characters Mayor Langston Lion - The Fabuland Mayor Bruno Bear - a mafia goon Pauly Pig - a mafia goon Special Agent Haydn Horse - an FBI agent - played by Shadows Mod note: Very busy morning for me. Wasn't supposed to be. Obviously, there's a picture missing from the opening and I'll update the avatars as soon as I can. Those changes and the grades for those whose game has ended will be up by the time voting starts. Thanks. Lesson 5, part 1: So you got lucky Yes, congratulations, you convicted scum on your first day. That's an amazing feat for Mafia School. Make sure, however, that the reason you got this conviction was shear dumb luck. Marcus Mouse worked for the mayor in my comic, yes. But that is not why he was scum in this game. Roles are assigned this way: I take three cups. The first cup contains all the EB member names who are playing the game. The second contains all the character names. The third cup contains role/affiliations. I make one player at a time by choosing one paper from each cup. It's done that randomly. Case in point: in my comic, Holly Hippo was having an affair with Mayor Langston Lion. Is she scum? No. You can see, now that she's dead that she was a member of The Town. Don't metagame again. The info from my comic will not help you. You cannot win by basing your decisions off the source material. I would be a terrible host if I based roles and affiliations off of the comic. I'm insulted that anyone would think it would be that easy. Day Two has begun. You may not vote during the first 24 hours. Best of luck to everyone.
  18. Day 2 will be up in about 8 hours. Thanks
  19. The next mafia school game will probably be open for sign-ups in June, maybe July. Keep checking back. Follow along with this game. It'll make it easier for you when you play. It's not always furries, though.
  20. Sign up for the next school then and learn.
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