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Not to mention, you can't play Scarlet Unification unless you pass Mafia School first.

Savory stew.

I have also sucked lately and could use a brush-up.

But why would they kill you if you weren't a threat? Isn't the fact that we've repeatedly said in this thread that "team win is the standard" decisive enough for you? Don't you play the games? Haven't you noticed the shift?

Oh, I only have ($) dollars, not made up money.

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OK, it's winding down, so let's take a look at all the evil we created: Swear filter replacement for April 1, 2012 a-p-r-i-l = j-a-n-u-a-r-y aprii fool's day = May megablock Day aprii fools day = December Dork Day april = January Arpil = Febrooary c'est la vie = volcanik-panik smells like poo! cuusoo = KOOOZOOOO or however the megabluck you spell it darth = douche f-o-o-l-s = j-a-g-o-f-f-s floos = moron fooi's = armadillo foois = skunk fool's = jagoffs fools = jerks j0ke = volcanic-panik smells like poo! joke = wiener LEGO = poop stockings legos = megablocks LOTR = wanky-wanky winky! I th1nk numb3rs are letters, duh :wacko: = I th1nk numb3rs are letters, duh m1necraft = volcanic-panik smells like poo! me can't spel = me can't spel minecraft = LEGO reports a loss MOC = Mary Poppins potter = pits profanity filter = bad word changey do-hicky sok117 = confused baby swear filter = profanity mad-libs virus = applesauce volcanicpanik = stupid-poopy-jerk-face welcome = My nipples are burning what is going on = Happy April Fools Day wow = I can smell that from here and it smells odorific!! What a great day.

You should be back in now.

Booby-shaped. No l337speek!! Don't make me ban you.

The monk once again appeared before the group. "You have chosen wisely," He tells them, "Sheldon Wills (Shadows), Penny Maltese (Peppermint_M) and Ingrid Peck (iamded) can all be trusted." "Congratulations on not being a demon, honey." Tony congratulates his wife. "Thank you, dear." Ingrid answers. "After some brilliant and speedy deliberating, five people have been chosen to receive clues." The monk tells them as the air again begins to fade to white, "The five people chosen are: Ingrid Peck (iamded), Donna Falcon (Dannylonglegs), William Falcon (WhiteFang), Sheldon Wills (Shadows) and Tony Peck (Bob)." "This room will only fade to white one more time," the old monk says, "And now you may see what has brought this to be."

I would think it's safe to assume that if a host chooses you for their game in the future, they would never choose you and zakura to play at the same time. Actions have consequences, how about that?

It's OK. I forgive you. Thanks for being so sensitive to my feelings, sok117.

Wah!

Alopex has a basic guide to Mafia roles around here too. We should keep a link to that in the index. I'm sick of referencing it but not having a link...

Um ... no ... what ever do you mean? Everything looks fine to me! It must be the profanity mad-libs applesauce or whatever everyone is talking about.

But what I did in Bloodbrick I is a great example of how not to play a Mafia game.

You must've forgotten to cluck your tongue and make the "Tsk, tsk" sound.

Sign up for Sandy's Mafia School! No no no no no no no no no. Don't start with that, it was weird and pointless. Town never has zero power roles, that was just stupid. That's not Mafia basics, it's just dumb. No offense Quarryman. Start with one of the 4 Mafia School games: Isla Paradisa, Fabuland Housewives, Cirque du Freak, Witchbreed. They are the basic games. Then go through and follow the hilarious evolution of our advanced games. You can find them all in the Mafia Games Index, which is a pinned thread in this very forum. And don't listen to Brickdoctor. I hear he's a January Jagoff.

It's Y2K!

Try shaking your finger at your PC and telling it that it's behaving very naughtily.

Which is precisely why we shifted to rewarding the Team win, not the individual. People would just sit back and try to survive to the detriment of the Town and just become dead weight and ride the coat-tails of the people actually working. Not that Cecilie would perform different either way. You're a true team player with good sportsmanship and I like playing with you! One of these days, we'll be lying to each other though. That's the weird part of these games. You create some pretty strong friendships and then one day "Bam!" you open up your PM and you have a Scum role and you have to start lying to people you love.

Oh my! Better bring it in to a technician.

No more serious talk in here. Boo. The ability to edit was restored some time ago, so quiet youse! Who did I remove from the RA? I forget.

What? April Fools Day is done when I say it's done, Custard Farts.