Hinckley

Players only please! Late at night, Brigit Bunny (Sandy) is dancing in the moonlight...with herself. She catches sight of herself in the reflection of the fountain. "Well hello beautiful!" she says to herself, "Don't you just have the perfect life? Boing! What kind of flower is that you carry? A Narcissus? Oh, it's beautiful! Maybe even as beautiful as you, pretty bunny!!" Another reflection appears next to her, startling a small scream out of her. "Oh, it's you!" She says. The dark figure nods, absently. "Something's different about you," Brigit remarks. "Have you gotten taller?" The figure shakes his head 'no'. "Botox?" Brigit guesses. The figure shakes his head 'no'. "I know! You're all blacked out!" Brigit surmises, "And you're hiding something behind your back because you're going to kill me!" The figure nods and produces a bag of fine powder and a torch. "Aw shit," Brigit says. Whoomp! Brigit goes up in flames and burns to death quickly... ...leaving behind a charred corpse. Her attacker stares at the remains for a moment and then wanders off. Felix Fox appears to capture Brigit's soul in a swirl of phantom flames... Then disappears in a flash of fire, leaving behind a mysterious green vial. A dark figure gleefully claims the vial and dashes off into the night. A short while later, Pennie Pig (Eskallon) is walking through the Village Square. She just can't sleep. Luckily for this elderly woman, Pennie is interested in impressing the Winter Haven voters and offers to help her cross the street. "Hello old lady using a baseball bat as a cane," Pennie greets the old woman gleefully. "May I help you cross the street?" "My, what a nice little boy you are," the old woman smiles. "I'm a girl!" Pennie explains. "Attaboy!" The old woman answers. "How courteous to help a poor defenseless woman like me." "You know," Penny adds casually. "I'll be running for Mayor in the Autumn. I sure could use the elderly vote. There certainly are a lot of you buggers. "Oh, don't trip on the remains of that charred bunny," Pennie warns. "Oh, can I stop for some water?" The old woman asks. "I'm parched." "Of course," Penny answers. "Can you get it for me?" the old woman asks. "I'm old." Pennie turns to get the woman some water and the woman strikes with her cane/baseball bat. As Pennie lays lifeless in the fountain, the old woman throws off her wig and shawl. It's actually the trap killer! Who knew? The trap killer dances off into the night. In the morning, Mayor Lazlo Lion roars his anger at the death of his wife. "ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRR!" roars Mayor Lazlo Lion. "I'm so angered at the death of my wife!!" Marcellus the Monk passes his staff over her. Brigit Bunny (Sandy) was an innocent Villager. He passes his staff over Pennie Pig (Eskallon). She was also an innocent Villager. Casey Cat (Scouty) conveniently rolls up onto the river bank and Marcellus passes his staff over her. She was an evil Cultist. It is FABULAND tradition to take the body of someone who has wronged you and cast it in a horrible one man puppet-show and throw rotten fruit at it. However, today, the citizens of Winter Haven... ...just start kicking the shit out of the person responsible for killing their loved ones. Kicking and punching and beating her lifeless corpse with whatever they can find. It's not long before Casey Cat is torn limb from limb. "Enough!" Marcellus the Monk cries, putting a stop to the horrifying and gruesome act. "I know this woman has hurt us, but we can't reduce ourselves to this." Maurice Mouse sneaks in one last good kick. "No!" Marcellus cries, "We must press on and find the rest of these megablocks so we can beat the shit out of their corpses too." An unearthly howl fills the air and Casey Cat's spirit exits her body in the spectre of a black crow. The citizens of Winter Haven watch it until it disappears over the horizon. Day Five has begun. You may not vote during the first 24 hours. Please note the day's roleplay rule. Objective: The Cultists win when they have outnumbered the Villagers, including any third-parties and the Villagers win when all of the Cultists are dead. The Rules: Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Villagers or the Cultists. To win the game, the Villagers must kill off all of the Cultists, while the Cultists must outnumber the Villagers. Any third party player will have win conditions that are detailed in their role PM... Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. You may also proxy your vote to another player, using this format; proxy: Character (Player). Naturally, unproxying a vote is also possible. The player with the most votes is lynched. In the case of a tie, there will be no lynch. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will not end when a majority vote has been reached. If there is time left, a majority vote can be over-turned. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of the night stage, or they will not be accepted, no exceptions. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day, barring any interference. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to or from you in PM with the game host. This includes all the details and pictures of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. You may not quote PMs from other players. Paraphrasing is allowed but no direct quoting. Please refrain from quoting PMs in the game threads and in private. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. Violation of this rule will result in a multiple game suspension. If you are converted, you must accept your new affiliation. If it's proven that you gave up your new team after conversion, the whole game will be null and you will most likely not to be asked to play one of my games again. You may not edit your posts. You must post in every day thread. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host or co-host via PM. Please please please use only the confirmation PM I sent you to communicate with me if you can. You must play on your personality quirk in every post. Feel free to expand on what I've given you. Be creative. The point is to have fun. (You have the first 24 hours to practice. Penalties will not be incurred on posts before voting starts) These roleplay violations will incur one vote per penalty. [/i] Violation of the above rules will result in a penalty of one vote per every four living players (1/4 of the active players list) on the first violation and death of your character on the second. Some additional guidelines, although they are not rules that will incur penalties if you don't follow them: Metagaming is allowed. Go ahead. You all know how to identify it and how to ignore completely irrelevant information. The pictures may or may not contain clues. They most likely do not, but look all you want. Wildly speculate. It's fun. Using acronyms, especially tl;dr will cause major trouble for your character, perhaps even instant death. Roleplaying is a good thing and it is encouraged in this game and will be required at some point. So get to know your personality quirks, they've been created for a reason. You have all been sent a role PM in this format: Any Third Parties may have slightly different role PMs. Non-Playable Characters Marcellus the Monk, played by Hinckley Firuz Fox, the Alchemist, played by Fugazi Active Players (13) Booker Bear, Garbage Man, married to Becka Bulldog, played by Dragonator Cameron Crocodile, Carpenter, married to Gilda Goat, played by Rufus Edgar Elephant, Fisherman, married to Portia Poodle, played by WhiteFang Gilda Goat, Doctor, married to Cameron Crocodile, sister of Gibson Goat, played by Quarryman Gordon Gorilla, Lawman, played by Scubacarrot Heidi Hippo, Farmer, played by CallMePie Horace Horse, Blacksmith, played by iamded Lazlo Lion, Mayor of Winter Haven, married to Brigit Bunny, played by TinyPiesRUs Maurice Mouse, Dock Worker, married to Casey Cat, played by Cecilie Mindy Mouse, Accountant, married to Pancho Parrot, played by Professor Flitwick Pancho Parrot, Postman, married to Mindy Mouse, played by Zepher Seamus Sheepdog, Taxidermist, married to Shawna Sheep, played by Dannylonglegs Shawna Sheep, Lawman, married to Seamus Sheepdog, played by Shadows The Deceased (13) Petey Panda, Fisherman, played by darkdragon, lynched on Day One - Villager Bristol Bunny, Seamstress, played by Bob, murdered with an axe on Night One - Villager Wallace Walrus, Lawman, played by Masked Builder, murdered by a bear trap on Night One - Cultist Carly Cow, Ice Cream Shoppe Owner, played by Tamamono, lynched on Day Two - unknown affiliation Baxter Bulldog, Mechanic, played by Waterbrick Down, murdered by anvil on Night Two - Villager Ralphy Rabbit, Farmer, married to Ernie Elephant, played by badboytje88, lynched on Day Three - Villager Becka Bulldog, Beautician, married to Booker Bear, played by Rick, murdered by xylophone on Night Three - Villager Gibson Goat, Bartender, brother of Gilda Goat, played by Pandora, murdered with an axe on Night Three - Villager Portia Poodle, Grocer, married to Edgar Elephant, played by CorneliusMurdock, murdered with an axe on Night Three - Villager Ernie Elephant, Dock Worker, married to Ralphy Rabbit, played by JimButcher, died of self-immolation on Night Three - Villager Casey Cat, Painter, married to Maurice Mouse, played by Scouty, lynched on Day Four - Cultist Brigit Bunny, Florist, First Lady of Winter Haven, married to Lazlo Lion, played by Sandy, murdered by immolation on Night Four - Villager Pennie Pig, Schoolteacher, played by Eskallon, murdered by an old woman on Night Four - Villager

Mod note: Only three people answered today's puzzle correctly. Phase #2 will be PMed directly to them. Thank you. I have all Night Actions in, thank you. I have, however, left my camera at work. I am on my way to get it, so you have the next two hours to PM any changes to me, if you wish. Monkeys have opposable thumbs!

The citizens of Winter Haven are taking time to pay their respects to their loved ones who have passed from this World. They follow age-old FABULAND tradition, setting the bodies on wing shaped branches and leaves, and setting them off down the river with money for the toll man at the gate into the afterlife. Seamus Sheepdog has done a wonderful job reconstructing the victims of the more gruesome murders. The citizens will respect Ernie Elephant by keeping him far away from the river. They'll find a nice, dry place in the hills where buzzards can come and eat his flesh and pick his bones clean. "The watchman in the river outpost in Autumn Falls is in for a big shock tonight..." someone observes. Edgar Elephant caresses the soft white fur of Portia's face before saying goodbye. "I don't know where this road is going to lead," Edgar sings. "All I know," Cameron Crocodile sings. "is where we've been..." "...and what we've been through," Gilda Goat joins in as they send her brother and friend downstream. "If we get to see tomorrow," Booker sings, "I hope it's worth all of the pain." Booker kisses Becka Bulldog on the forehead one last time before saying goodbye forever. Everyone joins in and sings, "It's so hard to say 'Goodbye' to yesterday..." "You know what this song needs?" Heidi Hippo asks. "An accordion. Oh, ooops... " Going to try something new tonight. Red, yellow, green or blue is right. Elements of earth and blue moonlight, elements of fire and bright sunlight. Now, pick the one that shines most bright. The Night Four puzzle phase has begun. To answer the riddle, PM your answer to Foog and Hinckley, using your role PM. Answers not sent in your role PM will not be accepted. You have 12 hours from the time of this post to solve the puzzle. Good luck and have fun! Objective: The Cultists win when they have outnumbered the Villagers, including any third-parties and the Villagers win when all of the Cultists are dead. The Rules: Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Villagers or the Cultists. To win the game, the Villagers must kill off all of the Cultists, while the Cultists must outnumber the Villagers. Any third party player will have win conditions that are detailed in their role PM... Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. You may also proxy your vote to another player, using this format; proxy: Character (Player). Naturally, unproxying a vote is also possible. The player with the most votes is lynched. In the case of a tie, there will be no lynch. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will not end when a majority vote has been reached. If there is time left, a majority vote can be over-turned. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of the night stage, or they will not be accepted, no exceptions. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day, barring any interference. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to or from you in PM with the game host. This includes all the details and pictures of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. You may not quote PMs from other players. Paraphrasing is allowed but no direct quoting. Please refrain from quoting PMs in the game threads and in private. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. Violation of this rule will result in a multiple game suspension. If you are converted, you must accept your new affiliation. If it's proven that you gave up your new team after conversion, the whole game will be null and you will most likely not to be asked to play one of my games again. You may not edit your posts. You must post in every day thread. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host or co-host via PM. Please please please use only the confirmation PM I sent you to communicate with me if you can. You must play on things that effect your animal (natural predators, diet, etc.) in every post. You may need to do a little research. Feel free to expand on the information your find. Be creative. (You have the first 24 hours to practice. Penalties will not be incurred on posts before voting starts) These roleplay violations will incur one vote per penalty. [/i] Violation of the above rules will result in a penalty of one vote per every four living players (1/4 of the active players list) on the first violation and death of your character on the second. Some additional guidelines, although they are not rules that will incur penalties if you don't follow them: Metagaming is allowed. Go ahead. You all know how to identify it and how to ignore completely irrelevant information. The pictures may or may not contain clues. They most likely do not, but look all you want. Wildly speculate. It's fun. Using acronyms, especially tl;dr will cause major trouble for your character, perhaps even instant death. Roleplaying is a good thing and it is encouraged in this game and will be required at some point. So get to know your personality quirks, they've been created for a reason. You have all been sent a role PM in this format: Any Third Parties may have slightly different role PMs. Non-Playable Characters Marcellus the Monk, played by Hinckley Firuz Fox, the Alchemist, played by Fugazi Active Players (15) Booker Bear, Garbage Man, married to Becka Bulldog, played by Dragonator Brigit Bunny, Florist, First Lady of Winter Haven, married to Lazlo Lion, played by Sandy Cameron Crocodile, Carpenter, married to Gilda Goat, played by Rufus Edgar Elephant, Fisherman, married to Portia Poodle, played by WhiteFang Gilda Goat, Doctor, married to Cameron Crocodile, sister of Gibson Goat, played by Quarryman Gordon Gorilla, Lawman, played by Scubacarrot Heidi Hippo, Farmer, played by CallMePie Horace Horse, Blacksmith, played by iamded Lazlo Lion, Mayor of Winter Haven, married to Brigit Bunny, played by TinyPiesRUs Maurice Mouse, Dock Worker, married to Casey Cat, played by Cecilie Mindy Mouse, Accountant, married to Pancho Parrot, played by Professor Flitwick Pancho Parrot, Postman, married to Mindy Mouse, played by Zepher Pennie Pig, Schoolteacher, played by Eskallon Seamus Sheepdog, Taxidermist, married to Shawna Sheep, played by Dannylonglegs Shawna Sheep, Lawman, married to Seamus Sheepdog, played by Shadows The Deceased (11) Petey Panda, Fisherman, played by darkdragon, lynched on Day One - Villager Bristol Bunny, Seamstress, played by Bob, murdered with an axe on Night One - Villager Wallace Walrus, Lawman, played by Masked Builder, murdered by a bear trap on Night One - Cultist Carly Cow, Ice Cream Shoppe Owner, played by Tamamono, lynched on Day Two - unknown affiliation Baxter Bulldog, Mechanic, played by Waterbrick Down, murdered by anvil on Night Two - Villager Ralphy Rabbit, Farmer, married to Ernie Elephant, played by badboytje88, lynched on Day Three - Villager Becka Bulldog, Beautician, married to Booker Bear, played by Rick, murdered by xylophone on Night Three - Villager Gibson Goat, Bartender, brother of Gilda Goat, played by Pandora, murdered with an axe on Night Three - Villager Portia Poodle, Grocer, married to Edgar Elephant, played by CorneliusMurdock, murdered with an axe on Night Three - Villager Ernie Elephant, Dock Worker, married to Ralphy Rabbit, played by JimButcher, died of self-immolation on Night Three - Villager Casey Cat, Painter, married to Maurice Mouse, played by Scouty

The bugs in my fur are delicious! final vote tally Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot): 2 votes (penalty, penalty) Casey Cat (Scouty): 9 votes (Scubacarrot, Rufus, Eskallon, CallMePie, Cecilie, Shadows, penalty, WhiteFang, Quarryman) Pennie Pig (Eskaloon): 4 votes (Dannylonglegs, Dragonator, Scouty, Sandy) Booker Bear (Dragonator): 2 votes (penalty, Zepher) Non-voters: 3 (iamded, Professor Flitwick, TinyPiesRUs) Day Four has now ended. With 10 votes, Casey Cat (Scouty) will be lynched. Just as the Sun begins to set, the citizens of Winter Haven meet by the riverbank in the Village Square. Casey Cat has come freely without any struggle or argument. "Take my paintings, love," Casey Cat offers, "An artist's work isn't truly appreciated until after they've died. This should be very valuable once I'm gone." "No thank you," Maurice Mouse answers. "Honey, these people are making a mistake," Casey explains. "Don't let their vote for me cloud our love." "I voted for you too," Maurice points out. "I voted for you to die. I think you've had a hand in killing our friends. I don't think there's room for love in that." "Is there room sex in that?" Casey asks. "One last time? Please?" "Have some cocoa," Firuz Fox offers. "It'll calm you." "And your paintings suck," Maurice whispers. "Die. Die before you decide to eat me...in the bad way." "Oh yes, the cocoa," Casey resigns herself to move forward with dignity. "A noble way to go. I will drink it. Poisoning should be quick and painless. " "This poison is slow and quite painful," Firuz corrects her. "Oh...well," Casey stammers, "Is the cocoa tasty?" "Not really," Firuz states, plainly. "Friends, Romans, Countrymen!" Casey Cat addresses her fellow Winter Haveners. "Lend me your ears!" "So, this World has a William Shakespeare too?" someone sneers derisively. "BAWK!!!" "You have the power to defeat this evil amongst us," Casey announces. "I think my lynching is a fair cop, whatever the megabluck that means. I hope you will all learn from my death and find the evil threat among us. I hope my death will strengthen this wonderful village and bring peace to my friends and family." "Your death should..." someone mutters. Casey Cat takes a long drink of the cocoa... ...and Firuz suddenly bonks her fiercely in the cranium with a wrench. Casey Cat (Scouty) dies quickly from the blunt force trauma, falls into the river and floats upstream as bodies do in Winter Haven. It'll float back downstream in the morning. That's what the current does with dead bodies. "I'm out of poison." Please get your Night Actions in ASAP, if you have one. You have 24 hours to get your Night Action in. Late Night Actions will, as usual, not be accepted. Thank you.

Yeah, Charles the Cheetah Darwin, you bawking megablocks. Or do you believe in Creationism? The Flying Bird-Seed Monster? vote tally Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot): 2 votes (penalty, penalty) Casey Cat (Scouty): 8 votes (Scubacarrot, Rufus, Eskallon, CallMePie, Cecilie, Shadows, penalty, WhiteFang) Pennie Pig (Eskallon): 4 votes (Dannylonglegs, Dragonator, Scouty, Sandy) Booker Bear (Dragonator): 2 votes (penalty, Zepher)

I have a great uncle from the Galapagos. He was a close personal friend of Charles Darwin. vote tally Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot): 2 votes (penalty, penalty) Casey Cat (Scouty): 8 votes (Scubacarrot, Rufus, Eskallon, CallMePie, Cecilie, Shadows, penalty, WhiteFang) Pennie Pig (Eskallon): 3 votes (Dannylonglegs, Dragonator, Scouty) Booker Bear (Dragonator): 2 votes (penalty, Zepher)

...and cutting off monkey's hands for tourist trap sales. vote tally Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot): 2 votes (penalty, penalty) Casey Cat (Scouty): 4 votes (Scubacarrot, Rufus, Eskallon, CallMePie) Pennie Pig (Eskallon): 3 votes (Dannylonglegs, Dragonator, Cecilie) Booker Bear (Dragonator): 2 votes (penalty, Zepher)

Mod note: I'll BAWK! you!! What are you all staring at? Does this cloak make my butt look big? No? Oh, you're all just jealous of my prehensile tail.

Mod note: Excuse me, don't you read? The village downstream is called Autumn Falls...upstream is Summer Brook. God damn it. Oh, right...and I'm a monkey and I jack off and throw it and people, etc...

Mod note: Rules are rules. Beware of poachers. None of us need our brains eaten... vote tally Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot): 2 votes (penalty, penalty) Casey Cat (Scouty): 4 votes (Scubacarrot, Rufus, Eskallon, CallMePie) Pennie Pig (Eskallon): 2 votes (Dannylonglegs, Dragonator) Booker Bear (Dragonator): 2 votes (penalty, Zepher)

It was Si-MOCs.

I just got a letter from my Mother. I'm so embarrassed. Apparently I'm in a National Geographic special scratching my megablocks. Damn you, National Geographic paparazzi! vote tally Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot): 2 votes (penalty, penalty) Casey Cat (Scouty): 3 votes (Scubacarrot, Rufus, Eskallon) Pennie Pig (Eskallon): 2 votes (Dannylonglegs, Dragonator) Booker Bear (Dragonator): 2 votes (penalty, Zepher)

Interlude It is early afternoon and the citizens of Winter Haven have decided to hold a small festival to keep their minds off of all the misery. They're not ignoring the task at hand. No, not at all. They just need a break from talking about the death and killings. Casey Cat is painting her infamously boring paintings of cake. "Don't you paint anything other than cake?" Booker Bear asks. "I don't paint cake," Casey explains. "I paint canvas. Painting cake would be silly." "Oh, good point," Booker answers. Pancho Parrot is doing impressions. "Here's my impression of Cameron Crocodile," Pancho says. "He's a nice guy with huge teeth and a legendary cock. BAWK!! I also get the impression he likes to nibble on that lovely wife of his." "Do me! Do me!" Gordon Gorilla excitedly shouts. "Do me! Do me! BAWK!" Pancho repeats. "OK," Gordon agrees. "You're a goofy parrot and you repeat things that people say." "You repeat things that people say," Pancho repeats. "No, I don't," Gordon protests, "Do I?" "Do I?" Pancho repeats. "You do," Gordon answers. "BAWK!" Pennie Pig is performing her stand-up routine. "Who is the smartest pig in the world?" Pennie asks. "Ein-swine!" "What do you call a cross between a dinosaur and a pig?" Pennie asks. "Jurassic pork!" Nobody is laughing. "How does a pig spy send secret messages?" Pennie asks. "With invisible oink!" Everybody finally laughs. *randomly flings poo* vote tally Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot): 2 votes (penalty, penalty) Casey Cat (Scouty): 4 votes (Scubacarrot, Rufus, Eskallon, Dragonator) Pennie Pig (Eskallon): 1 vote (Dannylonglegs) Horace Horse (iamded): 1 vote (Sandy) Booker Bear (Dragonator): 2 votes (penalty, Zepher) Day Four will end in approximately 26 hours.

Touché. Monkeys are infamously jealous of lion's predominance in the realm of pop culture.

How embarrassing, I have lice again. vote tally Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot): 2 votes (penalty, penalty) Casey Cat (Scouty): 4 votes (Scubacarrot, Rufus, Eskallon, Dragonator) Pennie Pig (Eskallon): 2 votes (Zepher, Dannylonglegs) Horace Horse (iamded): 1 vote (Sandy) Booker Bear (Dragonator): 1 vote (penalty) Mod note: Lots of penalties today! Don't forget to follow the roleplay action rule.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the monkey sleeps tonight... You know that song was originally about us monkeys. Lions don't sleep at night in the jungle. They're nocturnal. They sleep during the day. Well, they average 22 hours of sleep a day. That must be what causes the confusion. But monkeys really do sleep all night in the jungle. Stupid lions, stealing our song. vote tally Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot): 2 votes (penalty, penalty) Casey Cat (Scouty): 4 votes (Scubacarrot, Rufus, Eskallon, Dragonator) Pennie Pig (Eskallon): 2 votes (Zepher, Dannylonglegs) Horace Horse (iamded): 1 vote (Sandy)

I wish we had a tire swing... vote tally Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot): 2 votes (penalty, penalty) Casey Cat (Scouty): 3 votes (Scubacarrot, Rufus, Eskallon) Pennie Pig (Eskallon): 1 vote (Zepher) Horace Horse (iamded): 1 vote (Sandy)

Hmmm, I'm so flustered by all of this I could just fling my poo! vote tally Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot): 2 votes (penalty, penalty) Casey Cat (Scouty): 1 vote (Scubacarrot)

Interlude It is late morning and Marcellus the Monk has gathered everyone in the Village Square. "Look, he's humping that box again," someone says. "I'm not humping the box," Marcellus protests. "I just can't get up." "I didn't think he was the type to hump box," someone says. "No wonder he can't get it up," another someone says. "I can write you a prescription for that," Gilda Goat offers. "No! I couldn't get up on the box," Marcellus explains. "Denial is the first sign of wiener failure," somebody says. "My friends," Marcellus begins. "Our dear dear friends have been taken from us. They will be greatly missed. In this time of sorrow and heartbreak, we must forge on and ensure that none of our other loved ones die. We can fight the evil among us! We can defeat them! We will not let them chop us up with axes! We will not let them murder us with xylophones! We will not let them set us on ... sniff sniff ... does someone smell something burning?" Marcellus's robes are on fire, his worst fear. "My robes are on fire!" Marcellus shouts, "My worst fear!" Marcellus thinks quickly and jumps into the river...well, kind of sits on the surface...or near it. "They tried to kill Marcellus!" someone cries. "They set him on fire right in front of our eyes!" someone else shrieks. "I still haven't got my peanut butter sandwich!" another someone sobs. "No no no," Marcellus shakes his head. "I set my own dumb megablocks self on fire by backing into that sage-brush torch." Everyone is relieved. "I sure could use a banana," Marcellus says. "See? That's how he gets it up..." You may now vote. (It's a little early, I know. I'd like to go to sleep. )You have ~49.5 hours to reach a conviction. Whoever has the most votes will win. That's right, win. You win a lynch. Don't forget to play on things that effect your animal (natural predators, diet, etc.) in every post I would hate for someone to be lynched just because they don't follow this rule despite being fairly warned. vote tally Gordon Gorilla (Scubacarrot): 1 vote (penalty*) *from the night thread.

Sorry, Adam. To me, it looked like you were trying to get Zepher a penalty vote. Now I understand what happened. That is clever, Zepher.

No worries. Thanks.

Hey, shut it! No commenting on people's game play. What is with you people? Don't make me lock this.

No. Now go to hell. This thread isn't for taunting the dead or the Town, now shut it and go away. Thanks!

Shut up, dick. I believe in you fellows! It's a non-partisan belief as I'm the host and I don't care who wins, but I certainly believe in all of you.

Day Four is posted. Thank you so much to CorneliusMurdock, JimButcher, Pandora and Rick! It was a pleasure having all of you in the game. I really will miss you guys.