Hinckley

*Pirrouettes onto stage wearing rags* There's a potato in my pot. DarkDragon left it there yesterday, She wouldn't like me to relay, not what she wrote in the potato in my pot. I can, however, post what I told her, but instead of posting I'll sing instead, I could just quote the things I've said, but I'd rather sing to the potato in my pot. *waltzes sadly and poorly wearing rags and sweeping the floor while the French Revolution broils outside.* *dons hippie Jesus gear again, but earlier and with more guitar. Rocks out some majorly cool modern dance riffs* What's the Buzz, DD, what's happening? What's the Buzz, DD, what's happening? Did I hypothetically vote for you? Where and when and who and how? I've hypothetically voted for quite a few people. And you seem Scummy to me now. Do I have any reason to trust you? Your focus on the psycho is weird. It's a really weird focus. Your strange perspective I haven't cleared. What's the Buzz, DD, what's happening? What's the Buzz, DD, what's happening? *a dance break ensues, complete with dancing harlots and other sinners while Jesus relaxes and Judas watches, horrified, although still dancing* If the vig is smart, he'll kill me tonight. I had the second highest votes. Draggy and Shadows's vote surprised me. Strange that two jumped on their boat. Oh, you say you think Amy is weird, why do you say that? You say the accusation was false and fell flat. *Huge guitar solo followed by a dance-off between me and myself. Wooo! Dance dance dance. Hippy dance. Rock out!* *oh2* *oh2* *oh2* !!! *dons the rags again and waltzes sadly and poorly, French Revolution, etc.* DarkDragon had to be the psychiatrist, that's why she wanted to find him Doesn't it make a lot of sense? Why she was afraid and so grim? How sad she found him last night, It must've given her quite a fright. She gave herself away yesterday, When she said we should focus on finding the SK... *waltzes sadly and dirtily in rags while the French Revolution broils on the other side of the revolve*

*does a modern hippie dance wearing a dingy Jesus costume* Day by day, Day by day, Oh dear Lord these things I pray: To elect a mayor Whose not attacked by the slayer The prospects look grayer *heals a leper while dancing*

*dons top hat again, does a wicked tap solo* Shadows is rude, with a bad attitude *tap, tap* I don't like his jazz! *jazz hands* His attacks are personal, I don't respect that arsenal *tap, tap* I don't like his jazz! *jazz hands* There have been many games, where he acts the same He tries to get a rise He want the fur to fly It may dissapoint him but I'm done with him and all *tap, tap* his *tap, tap* Craaaaaa-eeeeeeep! *tappity, tappity, tappity, tap, top hat flip!*

*dons a top hat and cane, and taps down the ... staircase? if we have one* Stop the lies, you're giving me an ache, *tap, tap* With all your Jazz! *jazz hands* You're saying goofy things that never took even took place *tap, tap* With all your Jazz! *jazz hands* You say I focused on Shadows when I didn't respond. It was mostly with Draggy, I did corrsespond. Why are you saying things, that true don't ring with all *tap, tap* your...Jaaaa-eeez *jazz hands* You said I was a dick which didn't last all day. *tap, tap* That's just your jazz! *jazz hands* You say I didn't analyze, but that's a bunch of lies *tap, tap* That's just your jazz! *jazz hands* Now you're saying I focused on that Shadows guy while you can easily see I turned a blind eye, You're in a cozy room where your megablocks blooms with all *tap, tap* your *tap, tap* Jaa-eeeez! Oh, I never lied and you haven't verified, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaall *tappity, tappity, tappity* Yooooooooooooooour *tappity, tappity, tappity* Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! *tappity, tappity, tappity, tappity, tappity, tap, tap, top hat flip, tap!* *thunderous applause...from myself.* ENCORE! Oh, I never lied and you haven't verified, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaall *tappity, tappity, tappity* Yooooooooooooooour *tappity, tappity, tappity* Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! *tappity, tappity, tappity, tappity, tappity, tap, tap, top hat flip, tap!*

*lays gracefully under a street lamp, performing a modern dance solo* Every street lamp seems to whisper vindictive is not a good reason, to vote for another That is not our objective, Dave is totally cheesin'... *meows and dances a beautiful ballet, swinging his tail in rythm*

*dons a beutiful kitty cat costume and amazing whisker makeup. Pirrouettes and leaps with joy throughout the room, liquidly and gracefully. Meow!* Memory, Will not help you in this case, It was a potato that was throw in this place. TinyPies said that Dave threw a potato too saying "Sorry, let's be friends, do!" *looks at the moon and sheds a tear as he pirrouettes little ringlets around the room*

*Hinck appears in a little sailor suit and an Austrian hairpiece* *Dances a little minuet* There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall, And the bells in the steeple too. And up in the nursery and I'm certain little Dave is popping out to say cuckoo. *pirrouette* If you read my posts from yesterday, I analyzed the day away. So what the megabluck's... With you? *pirrouette* So long, farewell, au revoir, auf weidezein, Your accusations are seeming quite insane. *Minuet, leap* So long, farewell, auf weidezein, goodbye, You're seeing things differently than I do through my eye. *Minuet, minuet, leap, leap, leap*

*performs a modern dance solo* When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, PirateDave is starting to spew megablocks, and what he's said seems a bit too far. It's dawning on me that PirateDave is Scum, Yes, he could be scum, He could be scum, It's possible he's scum. First you vote for me for no reason, Say that I committed no treason. Then he votes for TinyPies, But PMs him and says let's be allies. I would have lynched dark Dragon, She was Scum telling and red-flaggin', Now that the chainsaw was used on her, We won't have to waste a lynch on her, Oh, Dave is Scum. He could be scum. * Don's a hippie wig and flower pants* Let the sunshine in, let the sunshine in, And all the megablocks out. Dave could be the scum, I don't think he's dumb, But his accusation seems glum. He says I'm implicated, Because of the town eviscerated. But that logic is obliterated. I think he's trying to, Manipulate all of you, Into thinking I am a scummy-doo Do any of you, Think it could be true? Doesn't it seem a little cuckoo? *peaces out, gets naked and does interpretive dance*

*Twirls in, leaping and bounding* "Oh, what a beautiful mourning , Oh, what a beautiful day, What in the hell are you saying? Not looking good in what way? First, you are spelling my name wrong, next you are making no sense. How does that implicate me? Maybe I'm a little dense." *twirls and dances around Dave, awaiting a response*

*tap dances in* "Oh, we got death, right here in EB Mafia, With a capital "D" and that rhymes with "T" and that stands for Town! Yes, they were all Town, and we should feel down, 'cuz dead Townies are bad, but I just can't help but sing and dane and be glad!" *does a squishy tap solo in Cornelius's blood.* *Stages an elaborate curtain call.* *Comes out for encore round of bows* *Catches a rose* *Cries* *Calls his Mom to tell her about the great performance*

You and that bow still creep me out...

It's still off. There are no smug insults or character assassination. Maybe you've already put in your Night Action for my death or conversion and don't want to be bothered.

Well, duh. Everything evolves around me. That fish just turned in to a lizard. So it wasn't saying much for day one, but you were 100% certain in your posts, it seems. Your post there doesn't match the energy from the day thread. Ping.

I'm taking an online course and I paused it because an idea just hit me. It's possible that either Draggy or Shadows is so focused on me or so suspicious because they think they know my Town and Scum tells so well that if they keep pushing me they'll see which side I'm on and can unite the two teams. I just thought it was odd that they pushed so hard for the vote during the day and I'm sitting here analyzing more of their behavior and they're not answering to it at all. Maybe they were just looking for my Scum tells so they could feel confident in contacting me and uniting the two teams. Or they think by displaying their own Scum tells, I would contact them and try to link up. ... Anyway, I've come up with enough theories about them. I need to look over the behaviors of others too...

I...will...not...wager...my...vote...again...

I refuse to wager my vote again. That was a nasty trick...

You had a choice? There was just one suppository in my room...

Oh, right So, does anyone else think we should just start looking for the door or hit def over the head with that banana Pharaoh and run? I don't think his Mafia hiatus relaxed his mind as much as rotted it.

What I wondered about was who you were trying to get a read on with that, me or trumpet King?

No, unfortunately, I didn't solve it even though I love Talking Heads. : blush:

Why not share the list now?

Sometimes Scum tries to appear helpful on Day One to avoid suspicion later. See The Forest II, or for an unsuccessful example, me in Ragnarok. Again, this is why Draggy and Shadows's behavior seems suspicious to me.

From the sign-up thread: We were debating earlier if the Scum could recruit just anybody. It appears they cannot. Anyway, as a couple of you have discussed, the abruptness of the case against me was weird. Something feels really off to me about it, much like I felt during Hearlake the night before I was converted. I didn't say this then and wished I would've in retrospect for the Town's sake. But, the things being said to me at that point were bizarre but blatanlty so and I even guessed that I would be converted if there was a Cult. Now, since Draggy and Shadows seem so convinced, in their accusations, that I'm Scum, it feels like they're up to something. Trying to manipulate me, manipulate everyone, maybe trying to appear Scummy which would be a rather Townie thing to do in this game. Shadows even claims to be Scum in his signature. In looking over their accusations, Draggy says that one sentence responses are my Scum tell although in Ragnarok he said that ranting when accused was my Scum tell. So, I guess my Scum-tell changes to suit him. Also in Ragnarok, he said it was my Town tell to be wishy washy about who to vote for. There's no mention from him in the analysis of my behavior how many people I wanted to vote for today. I do know that Shadows read my response to the accusation and went directly to his Messenger. Draggy points out that they don't PM each other, they use AIM or whatever, but if one of/both of them are Scum there would be other people to PM. Or Shadows was going to his messenger for other reasons. Maybe he had Townies to manipulate, Scum to plan with, a message with a fellow Townie, a message not having to do with Mafia... I know it's not a dire accusation and may mean absolutely nothing, especially for a staff member. But, something feels really off about the whole thing, really weird. However, this post from Dragonator is most concerning: He says, "if you want to find your Scum" instead of "if we want to find the Scum" and then continues to tell us that people who had the bigger pieces were more likely to be able to solve it, but offers no input as to who that may be. Are we supposed to do all his work for him or is he just not interested in helping the Town? It's an interesting perspective to speak from. Lazy or Scum, he's implying what we should do to find the Scum instead of helping to do it himself. The quick following votes are reason for concern too, especially the one from Dave where he says he doesn't think I'm Scummy but votes for me anyway. Dave, your switching your vote to TPRU is weird. You've basically just gone back and accused your accuser. Some may say that's exactly what I'm doing right now, but I'm not defending myself necessarily, I'm analyzing what happened that I happen to be at the center of. Dave, you seemed really defensive. I know you're smart and it must be frustrating to have your abillities and intentions questioned, but TPRU had a good question and it was worth voicing. I wonder why you are spazzing so much about hating Day One. You say you hate it because everyone's defensive. I don't think everyone was defensive. I thought some where and you definitely were. Your behavior seemed overly sporadic today. Tammo, what did you mean by this? What did my push on TrumpetKing make you think about my "alliance" or was it Trumpet's "alliance"? I don't understand what you're saying here. I'm not saying that everyone who voted for me is Scum. I have no evidence of that and I'm not convinced, myself, that any of them are. However, it all felt really weird and off (I feel I've said weird and off 100 times during this post. That makes me feel weird and off.) Oh, weird. It says affiliation. I thought it said "alliance". Never mind that part, but the question still stands.

Cam, there are two teams of Scum, one with a kill Action, one with a converson Action. They're not aware of each other's identity, but there is probably more than one person on each team.

Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not Scum, but if he asked nicely, maybe. It sounds like he was on his way to a pretty convincing case. But, I had gambled my vote away. Do you guys think if he was on a team of Scum they would've advised him not to PM people who hadn't voted for him?