Dragonfire

Avalanche pretends not to hear Pretzel's comment

"'Bluey' is not my name. If you keep on using insulting, derogatory terms such as this, I'll call you Salty. Can't you be bothered to say my real name? And as for you, Alexander, please give me a potion. I can't take another Free Hit like this."

"Guys- we're doing the 'War' challenge- you can't target anyone apart from your original target until it has been defeated. Alexander, could you please give me a Potion? That'd be much appreciated. I'll attack Scary Crow A, front row."

I have read a few of the reviews. These spoilers may not be accurate. Highlight the words in between the red text (I don't know how to make spoiler tags) for the spoilers! [spoilerS] Smaug is confirmed not to die at the end of the film. All of the dwarves enter Erebor and attack him, but he flies off to attack Laketown anyway (this is the end scene). The Beorn scenes are very short. The events taking place in the Dol Guldur Battle set do not happen in the film (but probably in the next film). As of the end of the film, Gandalf is trapped in a cage in Dol Guldur. Legolas is attracted to Tauriel, who does not return his affections and is instead attracted to Kili. Kili almost dies from a poisoned arrow. Bombur has no lines at all. Bolg appears briefly. [spoilerS]

Anyone here?

Avalanche attacks Scary Crow A from the front row. OOC: I'm fine with that!

Avalanche smiles at the werewolf, "Thanks. Shall I give it back after we leave the Fields?" He equips the Gladiator's Trident.

OOC: If I am not there for the next round after this one, then Avalanche will continue to attack the Silent Lamb with the lowest health and would like to take Free Hits from Silent Lambs if possible; if not, then from black sheep.

" 'Furry thing' is not my name or species. Call me Avalanche or yeti."

Avalanche attacks Silent Lamb A from the back row "Alexander, could you attack one of the black sheep?" (Proposed Battle Order) Pretzel vs Battering Ram C Romulus vs Battering Ram A Alexander vs Black Sheep A Avalanche vs Silent Lamb A Black Sheep B - Pretzel Black Sheep C - Romulus Silent Lamb B - Alexander Silent Lamb C - Avalanche Direwolf - Pretzel

And we half-Canadian, half-Brits are neutral on the whole matter.

"Pretzel and I have Phoenix Essences- that won't be a problem. Just do the same for me if those darn sheep do me in."

Probable course of actions: Pretzel vs Battering Ram C Romulus vs Battering Ram B Alexander vs Battering Ram A Avalanche vs Silent Lamb A Black Sheep A - Pretzel Black Sheep B - Romulus Black Sheep C - Alexander Silent Lamb B - Avalanche Silent Lamb C - Pretzel Direwolf - Romulus "Romulus, if you lack the health to receive a free hit from the Direwolf, put yourself first in the Battle Order and let Pretzel deal with the wolf." OOC: OK, that's fine. Thanks for the heads up! Avalanche attacks Silent Lamb A from the front row.

"I think we should go with Alexander's battle order: Pretzel takes free hits from Black Sheep A and Silent Lamb C, Romulus takes free hits from Black Sheep B and the Direwolf, Alexander takes a hit from Black Sheep C and I take one from Silent Lamb B. I'm not sure I could manage a free hit from a Black Sheep and damage from Silent Lamb A..."

Avalanche attacks Silent Lamb A from the front row. OOC: Can you attack and throw a Bone in the same turn? If so, Avalanche also throws a bone to the Direwolf. "Romulus- I'll take a free hit from one of the other Silent Lambs, or both of them if needs be. But don't put me first in the battle order!"

"Whew- I've never been knocked out before. It felt...odd."

How much can I sell bones for in the Marketplace?

Avalanche eats the drumstick and then drinks a potion.

"So Pretzel should attack Zombie Peasant B and Alexander take on Battle Ant B."

"May I suggest that we let the Big Rats hit Alexander and myself, and the Feral Hens hit Romulus and Pretzel? That way, I will take 6 damage, Alexander will take 1 damage and Romulus and Pretzel will take no damage from Free Hits."

Avalanche attacks Battle Ant A from the front row.

Avalanche looks rather puzzled at the sight of the rooster, then realises what he is saying, "Alright! I'll be there as soon as I can!" He rushes out of the Hall, eager to face whatever challenges were in store for him.

"I say the windmill is as good an idea as any..."

Sorry- I meant book II.