Kintobor

ROUND SEVEN OF THE BACK ALLEY BRAWL!!! >Arasmyth vs. "Donny"- Miss (-1 ether) Sera vs. "Donny"- 15 damage (-1 ether) >Heckz vs. Heals Purpearl (+5 health to Purpearl) >Heckz casts darkness on Kong- Shield (9+14x2=43 damage ALL ENEMIES KO) >Purpearl vs. Kong- Avalanche vs. Cheech- Arasmyth misses once again, only for Heckz to come in and with one sweep of his wand, a blast of dark energy blasts over the enemies, knocking them out cold. The party stands in the alley, their enemies defeated. THE BATTLE IS VICTORIOUS!!! -The Party- Avalanche (Dragonfire) 29 years old male yeti Barbarian Level 2 Power: 5 (2+3) Health: 7/9 Gold: 3 Equipment: Earthshaker (WP:3) Inventory: Potion, Mead, Smoke Bomb, Venom Purpearl Berthadhiell (Purpearljellyblob) 180 Years Old Female Elven Mage Level 2 Power: 5 (1+3) Health: 6/6 (5) Ether: 5/5 (5) Gold: 5 Equipment: Crimson Arcanon (Wand WP:3) Inventory: Ruby (Fire), Potion, Bedroll Heckz Brutenhal,The Ghostbuster (Eric-Su) 32 year old male Mage. Level 14 *Immune to Sealed* *Poisoned!* Power: 23 (14+9) (Spellpower: 27 (13+9+5)) Defense: 3 Health: 13/18 (5+13) Ether: 20/24 (5+13+1+5) Gold: 39 Equipment: Rawr (WP:9), Spellbound Gloves (Spellpower +5, handwear) Robe Of The Archmagi (SP:3, Max. Ether + 5, Immune to Sealed Inventory: Rat Scepter (WP:3, 4x damage to enemies named “rat”; wand), Pitchfork of Abomination (WP:1, pierces all defenses including SP but breaks after one use; suitable to all classes), Opal (Ice), Garnet (Earth), Amethyst (Darkness), Health Core, Tonic, Grand Tonic, Grand Potion, Ether Core, Remedy, Elixir, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Essence, Bedroll, Shovel, Bone x2, Crystal Ball (worth 50 gold/100 gold at magic shops) Arasmyth RuGard (played by Kadabra) *Party Leader* 214 Year Old Elven Evoker Level 16 Power: 25 (16+9) Defense: 3 Health: 14/23 Ether: 19/21 Gold: 67 Equipment: Suume (Bow, WP:8 9, Wind and Lightning Elemental), Robe of the Elven Warlock (SP:3), Ranger's Quiver (WP+1 to bows/crossbows), Murderer's Dagger (WP:4, dagger. Stolen from the crime scene, no longer considered evidence unless returned) Artefacts: Gemstones: Topaz Scrolls: Scroll of Sealing Consumables: Potion, Grand Tonic, Smoke Bomb, Water Bomb Summon: Sera, Angel of Wrath (Lightning elemental) Party Leader, Please distribute loot. Purpearl and Avalanche go up a level. Arasmyth and Heckz go up half a level. LOOT!!! Harlot's Outfit- (Suitable for Witches, Sorcerers, and Harlots. SP: 2 Provides immunity from poison and deadly poison. Body and Leg Wear. Counts as one artefact) Party Bomb x2- Deals 20 damage to all enemies, as well as having a 1/3 chance of stunning every enemy. Also spreads confetti and streamers about. Rocky Mountain- (earth elemental, club, WP: 5) Pixie Dust- (Causes the hastened- and lucky-effects, but also the weakened- and poisoned-effects) 60 gold

"And what's wrong with turning into me, might I inquire?" She snaps back at the assassin while attempting to heal him.

"Thothwick, you need to be healed: now! Hold still, would you..." Karie heals Thothwick from the back row.

Due to Kadabra's lack of posting, I'm placing Eric Su as temporary party leader until he returns. If you could post Arasmyth's actions, it would be appreciated. We will auto roll, and assume that Sera attacks "Donny". ROUND SIX OF THE BACK ALLEY BRAWL!!! >Arasmyth vs. "Donny"- Hit Miss Sera vs. "Donny"- 15 damage (-1 ether) >Heckz vs. Remedies Arasmyth >Heckz casts darkness on "Donny"- Miss (-1 ether) >Purpearl vs. Kong- Damage (8/2=4 health) Avalanche vs. Cheech- Shield (3+1=4 damage to all enemies) Heckz:-1 health Arasmyth misses Donny, only for Sera to zap him with her lightning. Heckz remedies the blind Evoker, while missing Donny as well. Purpearl is once again tossed aside by the lumbering Metasimian, while Avalanche continues his blood fury. The parties opponents were beginning to wear down... "This can't end well..." Cheech Level ??? Humanoid Health: 8/30 Special: Up in Smoke- Cheech blows a smoke ring at the attacking hero, stunning them. Passive Special: Cheech deals damage equal to the attacker's level. Drops: Pixie Dust "Kong think this last time he does drug deal." Kong Level 8 Humanoid Health: 28/45 Special- All Time High- Kong deals 4 damage to the attacking hero, as well as another 3 for every status effect on the hero, both good and bad. Passive Special- Kong denies the SP of higher level enemies. Drops: Rocky Mountain (earth elemental, club, WP: 5) "Why won't you just die!!" "Donny Dozenhands" Level 14 Humanoid Health: 28/80 Special 1: Rob 'em Blind- Donny steals gold equal to the targets level (non-retrievable) and blinds the opponent. Special 2: Spitting Image- "Donny" manages to boost his ego, hastening himself for a round. Reward: 60 Gold -The Party- Avalanche (Dragonfire) 29 years old male yeti Barbarian Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 6/8 Gold: 3 Equipment: Earthshaker (WP:3) Inventory: Potion, Bottle of Mead, Smoke Bomb, Venom Purpearl Berthadhiell (Purpearljellyblob) 180 Years Old Female Elven Mage Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 1/5 (5) Ether: 1/5 (5) Gold: 5 Equipment: Crimson Arcanon (Wand WP:3) Inventory: Ruby (Fire), Potion, Bedroll Heckz Brutenhal,The Ghostbuster (Eric-Su) 32 year old male Mage. Level 13 1/2 *Immune to Sealed* *Poisoned!* Power: 22 (13+9) (Spellpower: 27 (13+9+5)) Defense: 3 Health: 12/17 (5+12) Ether: 19/23 (5+12+1+5) Gold: 39 Equipment: Rawr (WP:9), Spellbound Gloves (Spellpower +5, handwear) Robe Of The Archmagi (SP:3, Max. Ether + 5, Immune to Sealed Inventory: Rat Scepter (WP:3, 4x damage to enemies named “rat”; wand), Pitchfork of Abomination (WP:1, pierces all defenses including SP but breaks after one use; suitable to all classes), Opal (Ice), Garnet (Earth), Amethyst (Darkness), Health Core, Tonic, Grand Tonic, Grand Potion x2, Ether Core, Remedy x2, Elixir, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Essence, Bedroll, Shovel, Bone x2, Crystal Ball (worth 50 gold/100 gold at magic shops) Arasmyth RuGard (played by Kadabra) *Party Leader* 214 Year Old Elven Evoker Level 15.5 Power: 24 (15+9) Defense: 3 Health: 13/22 Ether: 18/20 Gold: 67 Equipment: Suume (Bow, WP:8 9, Wind and Lightning Elemental), Robe of the Elven Warlock (SP:3), Ranger's Quiver (WP+1 to bows/crossbows), Murderer's Dagger (WP:4, dagger. Stolen from the crime scene, no longer considered evidence unless returned) Artefacts: Gemstones: Topaz Scrolls: Scroll of Sealing Consumables: Potion, Grand Tonic, Smoke Bomb, Water Bomb Summon: Sera, Angel of Wrath (Lightning elemental) Sera, Angel of Wrath Level 15 Lightning elemental Party Leader, Please determine Party Order. Everyone else, choose a target! If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

You have to take an action, you just can't do it. You could target someone, it just wouldn't do anything.

ROUND FIVE OF THE BACK ALLEY BRAWL!!! >Arasmyth vs. "Donny"- Special (Rob 'Em Blind: Arasmyth is Blind, -15 gold) Sera vs. Quinn- 15 damage (-1 ether) >Heckz vs. Quinn- Crit. (9x2+15x2=48 Damage, Knock Out) >Heckz does Nothing >Purpearl vs. Kong- Shield (3+1=4 damage to all enemies) Avalanche vs. Cheech- Crit. (3x2+1=7 damage) Free Hits: "Donny" vs. Arasmyth- 14/2-3= 4 damage Heckz:-1 health Arasmyth run off bad luck continues as faux Donny shoves his greedy hands into his pockets, stealing a solid amount of coins. He then kicks dirt up into his face, causing him to temporarily go blind. Heckz and Sera tag team and take out the Harlot, falling over and hitting the ground hard. Purpearl begins to cast a devastating fire spell which spews across the alley and directly at the goons. Avalanche then sends his club down upon Cheech, who somehow manages to stay up, even after all the abuse. The tides were beginning to turn... "Senor... I think I've had enough!!" Cheech Level ??? Humanoid Health: 15/30 Special: Up in Smoke- Cheech blows a smoke ring at the attacking hero, stunning them. Passive Special: Cheech deals damage equal to the attacker's level. Drops: Pixie Dust "Kong really reconsider might of newbies." Kong Level 8 Humanoid Health: 32/45 Special- All Time High- Kong deals 4 damage to the attacking hero, as well as another 3 for every status effect on the hero, both good and bad. Passive Special- Kong denies the SP of higher level enemies. Drops: Rocky Mountain (earth elemental, club, WP: 5) "A Dozenhands trademark! Now who's calling the shots, evoker!!" "Donny Dozenhands" Level 14 Humanoid Health: 43/80 Special 1: Rob 'em Blind- Donny steals gold equal to the targets level (non-retrievable) and blinds the opponent. Special 2: Spitting Image- "Donny" manages to boost his ego, hastening himself for a round. Reward: 60 Gold -The Party- Avalanche (Dragonfire) 29 years old male yeti Barbarian Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 6/8 Gold: 3 Equipment: Earthshaker (WP:3) Inventory: Potion, Bottle of Mead, Smoke Bomb, Venom Purpearl Berthadhiell (Purpearljellyblob) 180 Years Old Female Elven Mage Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 5/5 (5) Ether: 1/5 (5) Gold: 5 Equipment: Crimson Arcanon (Wand WP:3) Inventory: Ruby (Fire), Potion, Bedroll Heckz Brutenhal,The Ghostbuster (Eric-Su) 32 year old male Mage. Level 13 1/2 *Immune to Sealed* *Poisoned!* Power: 22 (13+9) (Spellpower: 27 (13+9+5)) Defense: 3 Health: 13/17 (5+12) Ether: 20/23 (5+12+1+5) Gold: 39 Equipment: Rawr (WP:9), Spellbound Gloves (Spellpower +5, handwear) Robe Of The Archmagi (SP:3, Max. Ether + 5, Immune to Sealed Inventory: Rat Scepter (WP:3, 4x damage to enemies named “rat”; wand), Pitchfork of Abomination (WP:1, pierces all defenses including SP but breaks after one use; suitable to all classes), Opal (Ice), Garnet (Earth), Amethyst (Darkness), Health Core, Tonic, Grand Tonic, Grand Potion x2, Ether Core, Remedy x2, Elixir, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Essence, Bedroll, Shovel, Bone x2, Crystal Ball (worth 50 gold/100 gold at magic shops) Arasmyth RuGard (played by Kadabra) *Party Leader* *Blinded!* 214 Year Old Elven Evoker Level 15.5 Power: 24 (15+9) Defense: 3 Health: 13/22 Ether: 18/20 Gold: 67 Equipment: Suume (Bow, WP:8 9, Wind and Lightning Elemental), Robe of the Elven Warlock (SP:3), Ranger's Quiver (WP+1 to bows/crossbows), Murderer's Dagger (WP:4, dagger. Stolen from the crime scene, no longer considered evidence unless returned) Artefacts: Gemstones: Topaz Scrolls: Scroll of Sealing Consumables: Potion, Grand Tonic, Smoke Bomb, Water Bomb Summon: Sera, Angel of Wrath (Lightning elemental) Sera, Angel of Wrath Level 15 Lightning elemental Party Leader, Please determine Party Order. Everyone else, choose a target! If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

"Sure thing, Dyric." Karie heals Dyric from the back row.

IMPORTANT I probably won't be very active until Sunday Evening. All players on 83, my apologies. We'll get right back into things come Sunday evening.

Starring Benji, Palathadric, and Kintobor in "TARDIS and Tardiness".

ROUND FOUR OF THE BACK ALLEY BRAWL!!! >Arasmyth vs. "Donny"- Special (Spitting Image: "Donny" is Hastened.) Sera vs. Quinn- 15 damage (-1 ether) >Heckz vs. Quinn- Damage (10/2-3=2 damage) >Purpearl vs. Cheech- Crit. (3x2+1=7 damage) Avalanche vs. Kong- Shield (3+1=4 damage to all opponents) Heckz:-1 health Arasmyth fires an arrow at the Dozenhands impersonator, only for him to masterfully move out of the way, pulling off one of the late and original Dozenhands signature moves, which seems to boost his ego. Sera strikes down righteous lightning at the harlot, who returns the favour by cracking her whip at Heckz, leaving a painful gash across his face. Purpearl and Avalanche seem to be improving their skills, as they finally get the upper hand on the two drug dealers. The battle continues... "Oi, caramba!!" Cheech Level ??? Humanoid Health: 26/30 Special: Up in Smoke- Cheech blows a smoke ring at the attacking hero, stunning them. Passive Special: Cheech deals damage equal to the attacker's level. Drops: Pixie Dust "Kong reconsider might of newbies." Kong Level 8 Humanoid Health: 36/45 Special- All Time High- Kong deals 4 damage to the attacking hero, as well as another 3 for every status effect on the hero, both good and bad. Passive Special- Kong denies the SP of higher level enemies. Drops: Rocky Mountain (earth elemental, club, WP: 5) *Best you play nice, sugar.* Harlot Quinn *Immune to Sealed* Level 10 Humanoid Health: 55/70 Special 1: Tough Love- The Harlot deals the enamored effect on the hero. Special 2: Side Effect- No matter how safe you thought you were, you're poisoned. Drops: Harlot's Outfit (Bodywear- Suitable for witches, sorcerers, and harlots. SP:2 Provides immunity from poison and deadly poison.), Party Bomb x2 "Oi! Now you know what it means to mess with Donny Dozenhands!" "Donny Dozenhands" *Hastened!* Level 14 Humanoid Health: 47/80 Special 1: Rob 'em Blind- Donny steals gold equal to the targets level (non-retrievable) and blinds the opponent. Special 2: Spitting Image- "Donny" manages to boost his ego, hastening himself for a round. Reward: 60 Gold -The Party- Avalanche (Dragonfire) 29 years old male yeti Barbarian Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 6/8 Gold: 3 Equipment: Earthshaker (WP:3) Inventory: Potion, Bottle of Mead, Smoke Bomb, Venom Purpearl Berthadhiell (Purpearljellyblob) 180 Years Old Female Elven Mage Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 5/5 (5) Ether: 2/5 (5) Gold: 5 Equipment: Crimson Arcanon (Wand WP:3) Inventory: Ruby (Fire), Potion, Bedroll Heckz Brutenhal,The Ghostbuster (Eric-Su) 32 year old male Mage. Level 13 1/2 *Immune to Sealed* *Poisoned!* Power: 22 (13+9) (Spellpower: 27 (13+9+5)) Defense: 3 Health: 13/17 (5+12) Ether: 20/23 (5+12+1+5) Gold: 39 Equipment: Rawr (WP:9), Spellbound Gloves (Spellpower +5, handwear) Robe Of The Archmagi (SP:3, Max. Ether + 5, Immune to Sealed Inventory: Rat Scepter (WP:3, 4x damage to enemies named “rat”; wand), Pitchfork of Abomination (WP:1, pierces all defenses including SP but breaks after one use; suitable to all classes), Opal (Ice), Garnet (Earth), Amethyst (Darkness), Health Core, Tonic, Grand Tonic, Grand Potion x2, Ether Core, Remedy x2, Elixir, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Essence, Bedroll, Shovel, Bone x2, Crystal Ball (worth 50 gold/100 gold at magic shops) Arasmyth RuGard (played by Kadabra) *Party Leader* 214 Year Old Elven Evoker Level 15.5 Power: 24 (15+9) Defense: 3 Health: 17/22 Ether: 18/20 Gold: 82 Equipment: Suume (Bow, WP:8 9, Wind and Lightning Elemental), Robe of the Elven Warlock (SP:3), Ranger's Quiver (WP+1 to bows/crossbows), Murderer's Dagger (WP:4, dagger. Stolen from the crime scene, no longer considered evidence unless returned) Artefacts: Gemstones: Topaz Scrolls: Scroll of Sealing Consumables: Potion, Grand Tonic, Smoke Bomb, Water Bomb Summon: Sera, Angel of Wrath (Lightning elemental) Sera, Angel of Wrath Level 15 Lightning elemental Party Leader, Please determine Party Order. Everyone else, choose a target! If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

I'm keeping you to that promise.

I think Antony C of internet fame but it best: "If it's strictly something for kids, why do you watch it?" ...of course he's talking about Bronies and MLP there, but it still works for AFOLs.

I feel... so alone. Really digging the bar, Sandy. What race are inside?

Best you guys pack smoke bombs, because we all know when the quest sign ups go up, the fields party will be in a battle.

Nope! Out of all the things you could ask for assistance for, you ask for Dr. Who! If it was, say, Zelda, or Trailer Park Boys, or MLP, yeah, I could help you. But Dr. Who, I've seen all of one episode and a few bloopers and clips. I feel so alone! I'll probably pick up with the... what is it, twelfth doctor you guys are on, now?

I've got a quest coming up after 83, (which is almost over.) so if anyone wants in on that let me know so I can plan a group number.

I think something like this was done aaaaaaaaaaall the way back in quest 4, although I could be wrong.

ROUND THREE OF THE BACK ALLEY BRAWL!!! Battle Order: >Arasmyth vs. "Donny"- Shield (Sera summoned, -1 ether) >Heckz vs. Quinn- Miss (-1 ether) Avalanche vs. Cheech- Miss >Purpearl downs a potion (+10 health) Kong vs. Arasmyth (8/2-3=1 damage) Heckz: -1 health Arasmyth, knowing he needs divine assistance, summons upon his angel, Sera. A crack of thunder streaks the sky, and from the heavens above a winged humanoid swoops down and hovers over the party, a mighty axe in hand. Heckz and Quinn banter back and forth to each other, as Cheech chases Avalanche with his joint. Purpearl chugs down a potion, healing her back to full health. The battle rages on,storm clouds billowing above both parties. "Get back here, yeti!" Cheech Level ??? Humanoid Health: 30/30 Special: Up in Smoke- Cheech blows a smoke ring at the attacking hero, stunning them. Passive Special: Cheech deals damage equal to the attacker's level. Drops: Pixie Dust "Kong SMASH!!" Kong Level 8 Humanoid Health: 45/45 Special- All Time High- Kong deals 4 damage to the attacking hero, as well as another 3 for every status effect on the hero, both good and bad. Passive Special- Kong denies the SP of higher level enemies. Drops: Rocky Mountain (earth elemental, club, WP: 5) *winks back* Harlot Quinn *Immune to Sealed* Level 10 Humanoid Health: 70/70 Special 1: Tough Love- The Harlot deals the enamored effect on the hero. Special 2: Side Effect- No matter how safe you thought you were, you're poisoned. Drops: Harlot's Outfit (Bodywear- Suitable for witches, sorcerers, and harlots. SP:2 Provides immunity from poison and deadly poison.), Party Bomb x2 "What do we have here?" "Donny Dozenhands" Level 14 Humanoid Health: 47/80 Special 1: Rob 'em Blind- Donny steals gold equal to the targets level (non-retrievable) and blinds the opponent. Special 2: Spitting Image- "Donny" manages to boost his ego, hastening himself for a round. Reward: 60 Gold -The Party- Avalanche (Dragonfire) 29 years old male yeti Barbarian Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 6/8 Gold: 3 Equipment: Earthshaker (WP:3) Inventory: Potion, Bottle of Mead, Smoke Bomb, Venom Purpearl Berthadhiell (Purpearljellyblob) 180 Years Old Female Elven Mage Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 5/5 (5) Ether: 3/5 (5) Gold: 5 Equipment: Crimson Arcanon (Wand WP:3) Inventory: Ruby (Fire), Potion, Bedroll Heckz Brutenhal,The Ghostbuster (Eric-Su) 32 year old male Mage. Level 13 1/2 *Immune to Sealed* *Poisoned!* Power: 22 (13+9) (Spellpower: 27 (13+9+5)) Defense: 3 Health: 14/17 (5+12) Ether: 20/23 (5+12+1+5) Gold: 39 Equipment: Rawr (WP:9), Spellbound Gloves (Spellpower +5, handwear) Robe Of The Archmagi (SP:3, Max. Ether + 5, Immune to Sealed Inventory: Rat Scepter (WP:3, 4x damage to enemies named “rat”; wand), Pitchfork of Abomination (WP:1, pierces all defenses including SP but breaks after one use; suitable to all classes), Opal (Ice), Garnet (Earth), Amethyst (Darkness), Health Core, Tonic, Grand Tonic, Grand Potion x2, Ether Core, Remedy x2, Elixir, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Essence, Bedroll, Shovel, Bone x2, Crystal Ball (worth 50 gold/100 gold at magic shops) Arasmyth RuGard (played by Kadabra) *Party Leader* 214 Year Old Elven Evoker Level 15.5 Power: 24 (15+9) Defense: 3 Health: 17/22 Ether: 19/20 Gold: 82 Equipment: Suume (Bow, WP:8 9, Wind and Lightning Elemental), Robe of the Elven Warlock (SP:3), Ranger's Quiver (WP+1 to bows/crossbows), Murderer's Dagger (WP:4, dagger. Stolen from the crime scene, no longer considered evidence unless returned) Artefacts: Gemstones: Topaz Scrolls: Scroll of Sealing Consumables: Potion, Grand Tonic, Smoke Bomb, Water Bomb Summon: Sera, Angel of Wrath (Lightning elemental) "Arasmyth, you needed assistance?" Sera, Angel of Wrath Level 15 Lightning elemental Party Leader, Please determine Party Order. Everyone else, choose a target! If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

And here I was hoping this portal would lead the party of 85 would be sent to a parallel universe set in a high school setting with a few musical numbers and a magical girl transformation at the end, and by the time the quest is over the plot will have no baring on the actual main plot. Wait...

Karie's intention to heal Thothwick backfire as he's knocked out. She looks up at the sky, a look of irritation storming about her. "So much for you being helpful, you stupid god, you!! Where are you when people need assistance! Particularly when bombs are constantly being tossed about! Ah, son of a- Dyric, you've gotta revive Thothwick! Here, take this smelling salts and revive him as well as focus on one of those slimy goons!" Karie uses a Smelling Salts on Dyric from the back row.

ROUND TWO OF THE BACK ALLEY BRAWL!!! Battle Order >Arasmyth vs. "Donny"- Damage (14/2-3=4 damage) >Heckz vs. Quinn- Miss >Purpearl vs. Kong- Damage (8/2=4 damage) Avalanche vs. Cheech- Damage (1 Damage) Heckz: -1 health Things turn for the worse incredibly quickly. Arasmyth prepares another arrow, only to be slashed across the gut by Dozenhands claw. Heckz misses the harlot entirely, his spell smashing into a wall and sending down loose bricks. Purpearl takes the worst beating, as Kong's club comes down to her left side, smashing her into a stack of barrels, knocking the wind out of her. Looking herself over, the area where he hit is incredibly bruised. Avalanche attempts to club Cheech a second time, only for him to once again burn the yeti with his joint. With the heroes beaten badly and sent back, the group of Wolfgang thugs begin to tighten their circle around the party. "I always follow up on my words, señor yeti!" Cheech Level ??? Humanoid Health: 30/30 Special: Up in Smoke- Cheech blows a smoke ring at the attacking hero, stunning them. Passive Special: Cheech deals damage equal to the attacker's level. Drops: Pixie Dust "Kong find humour in mage being tossed into barrels." Kong Level 8 Humanoid Health: 45/45 Special- All Time High- Kong deals 4 damage to the attacking hero, as well as another 3 for every status effect on the hero, both good and bad. Passive Special- Kong denies the SP of higher level enemies. Drops: Rocky Mountain (earth elemental, club, WP: 5) "Should have taken my offer, blondie." Harlot Quinn *Immune to Sealed* Level 10 Humanoid Health: 70/70 Special 1: Tough Love- The Harlot deals the enamored effect on the hero. Special 2: Side Effect- No matter how safe you thought you were, you're poisoned. Drops: Harlot's Outfit (Bodywear- Suitable for witches, sorcerers, and harlots. SP:2 Provides immunity from poison and deadly poison.), Party Bomb x2 "Come on, just drop your money people and we can end all this now!" "Donny Dozenhands" Level 14 Humanoid Health: 47/80 Special 1: Rob 'em Blind- Donny steals gold equal to the targets level (non-retrievable) and blinds the opponent. Special 2: Spitting Image- "Donny" manages to boost his ego, hastening himself for a round. Reward: 60 Gold -The Party- Avalanche (Dragonfire) 29 years old male yeti Barbarian Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 6/8 Gold: 3 Equipment: Earthshaker (WP:3) Inventory: Potion, Bottle of Mead, Smoke Bomb, Venom Purpearl Berthadhiell (Purpearljellyblob) 180 Years Old Female Elven Mage Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 1/5 (5) Ether: 3/5 (5) Gold: 5 Equipment: Crimson Arcanon (Wand WP:3) Inventory: Ruby (Fire), Potion, Bedroll Heckz Brutenhal,The Ghostbuster (Eric-Su) 32 year old male Mage. Level 13 1/2 *Immune to Sealed* *Poisoned!* Power: 22 (13+9) (Spellpower: 27 (13+9+5)) Defense: 3 Health: 15/17 (5+12) Ether: 21/23 (5+12+1+5) Gold: 39 Equipment: Rawr (WP:9), Spellbound Gloves (Spellpower +5, handwear) Robe Of The Archmagi (SP:3, Max. Ether + 5, Immune to Sealed Inventory: Rat Scepter (WP:3, 4x damage to enemies named “rat”; wand), Pitchfork of Abomination (WP:1, pierces all defenses including SP but breaks after one use; suitable to all classes), Opal (Ice), Garnet (Earth), Amethyst (Darkness), Health Core, Tonic, Grand Tonic, Grand Potion x2, Ether Core, Remedy x2, Elixir, Smelling Salts, Mead, Phoenix Essence, Bedroll, Shovel, Bone x2, Crystal Ball (worth 50 gold/100 gold at magic shops) Arasmyth RuGard (played by Kadabra) *Party Leader* 214 Year Old Elven Evoker Level 15.5 Power: 24 (15+9) Defense: 3 Health: 18/22 Ether: 20/20 Gold: 82 Equipment: Suume (Bow, WP:8 9, Wind and Lightning Elemental), Robe of the Elven Warlock (SP:3), Ranger's Quiver (WP+1 to bows/crossbows), Murderer's Dagger (WP:4, dagger. Stolen from the crime scene, no longer considered evidence unless returned) Artefacts: Gemstones: Topaz Scrolls: Scroll of Sealing Consumables: Potion, Grand Tonic, Smoke Bomb, Water Bomb Summon: Sera, Angel of Wrath (Lightning elemental) Party Leader, Please determine Party Order. Everyone else, choose a target! If you have any questions, feel free to ask! OOC: Well, this die really doesn't like you guys!

*Also raises hand, and should note that it should be given to Karie since she's on the same quest as Thothwick and has been nicer and less jerkish than Atramor*

Thought I was Sandy, the Quest Master Supreme? Fwoosh! "Acting."