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After hours of criticizing the orcish barmaid inside his head, Heckz started thinking about his first dream in the nightmarish quest. I'm getting the feeling this meant more than just "Everyone is jealous". Maybe life has a meaning more than just beauty... Yes! I've got it now, 'life'. If I keep aging then I'll just lose it and my indisputable gorgeousness. How do I become immoral, though... As he went on his righteous quest to have life everlasting to prove everyone that his face is above the laws of gods and men, and probably find out that 'immoral' is not the same as 'immortal', Heckz sets out to the Library. A mysterious place he never went on his life before. Before he left, though, he posted a note in a wall. ~FOUR SAYL~REPORT TWO HECKZ BRUTENHAL IPH U WANT ANEE~ -Spellbound Gloves (Spellpower +5; handwear), costs 75 gold. -Wyrd Shield (SP:4, prevents ether reduction; suitable to mystic knights and paladins), costs 60 gold. -Lovelorn Wand (WP:6, deals enamored-effect), costs 50 gold.

Heckz enters the Hall, feeling a bit tired. He immediately goes towards the questboard. Let's see... Welp, all these three sound like an oppotunity for money. Heckz signs up for Quest #129 and #130. Although when he tried to sign up for #128, some strange force pulled him back. Feeling tired, he went to sit on an empty chair.

Heckz quickly leaves the building. Just in case Throlar decided to say the wrong thing and accused him.

Heckz has a strong faith in his looks. Does that count too?

"You always amaze me with the way you weave such fine phrases." Said Heckz sarcastically, not really knowing what 'weave' meant. Heckz stood silent for half a second. Wait. Which one is Ennoc... He then made a fake voice like the one he used once to try and convince the people in the wicked story to not kill Drucilla. "Honesty and justice are my second name. I actually had those words embeded on my shirt until our dear friend decided to ruin it with blood stains. We still don't know how he bloodied his sword." He turns to Throlar with a malefic look on his face. A look he only used four times in his life before. "Before you go, boo, just remember: There are no laws in Eubric."

"Hello, High Priestess Alis-mmmIwantit. The i-" Heckz was interrupted by Throlar. After hearing what the dwarf had to say, he quickly assumed the worst. "Oh, come now Throlar, dear pal! You won't actually execute the plan of taking over the Paladin Order that you told us about. You're such a joker! You remember how he told us about 'being high commanboo', right Elias." He asked the nord with a look that said "Say the right thing or we are deadededed."

The orc comes in once again. This time he has sweat beads in his forehead and red stains in his lab coat. He posts yet another note Sign ups extended to 13th of March. Current sign ups for Quest #128: Nalguz the Infinite, Level 1 Rogue (Robert10ant) The Demon Germ, Level 5 Rogue (samuraiturtle) Mhinak, Level 1 Ranger (Goliath) Naím Thamir, Level 1 Cleric (Enceladus) Boris Bruhalv, Level 5 Cleric (Waterbrick Down) Thalion Dwinlas, Level 31 Artisan (-obelix-) Dyric Rone, Level 28 1/3 Assassin (The Legonater) Leofwein Twynam, Level 6 Barbarian (Capt. JohnPaul) Kellim, Level 5 Barbarian (Mencot) Johon, Level 32 3/4 Raider (Bricksandparts)

Elphaba won't return to Eubric until Baba is dead or something. Don't worry, I cried too when I heard this. *reaches out for a fifty shades of bley he can't get*

Really liking your idea, JimBee. I think Hellish Command should be just a roleplaying thing with demons (commanding them). And like CallMePie said, the "seven deadly sins" thing should replace Intimidation.

"Ahh! A vampire!" Heckz prepares to ask the innkeeper to bite him so he could never grow old until he realized who it was. "Oh. Blah, blah, blah. Let's go."

Why do I feel like The Nanny has something to do with Saga.

The alchemist-looking orc walks in again and posts a note beside the current sign-ups. Sign-ups for Quest #128 extended to 8th of March. Current sign ups for Quest #128: Nalguz the Infinite, Level 1 Rogue (Robert10ant) The Demon Germ, Level 5 Rogue (samuraiturtle) Mhinak, Level 1 Ranger (Goliath) Naím Thamir, Level 1 Cleric (Enceladus) Boris Bruhalv, Level 5 Cleric (Waterbrick Down) Thalion Dwinlas, Level 31 Artisan (-obelix-) Dyric Rone, Level 28 1/3 Assassin (The Legonater) Leofwein Twynam, Level 6 Barbarian (Capt. JohnPaul) Kellim, Level 5 Barbarian (Mencot) Johon, Level 32 3/4 Raider (Bricksandparts)

That does sound interesting. Can't wait till we see your version of it. But that's the Harlot's job!

Something that makes it similar to a Witch, but not quite: "Devil's Grip - Demonologists can spend 1 health to make their attacks deal the Cursed effect for the duration of 1 battle." OR "Devil's Grip - Demonologists can make their weapon deal the Cursed effect for one battle at the cost of 1 health. Each round this is in effect it costs 1 health to the demonologist."

I like your version of the Demonologist more than mine, JimBee. Although, now that I think about it, the "Hellish Command" trait I made seems kind of stupid. Maybe we could turn it into something like "Everytime an effect deals damage to an enemy the damage done is transferred equal among the party as health. The demonologist can apply the Cursed effect outside of battle at the cost of 3 health." That way you won't need to explain in in the SHIELD roll.

Heckz doubts that Throlar can get high enough due to the dwarf's armor so he just takes two steps back. "Just so you know, taking an amethyst from a baby is as easy as taking candy from a baby. Trust me, I've tried." "You want your amethyst? Go get it." Heckz points at Throlar. "As I said, as easy as taking candy from a baby. Especially for raiders like yourself, Mister E-eeek I Want My Amethyst. And if you won't be taking those pearls I'll gladly do. They make for fine jewelry." Surprised that trying to hurt the mercenary's feelings failed and that she doesn't want any gold, Heckz backs away. "Even if I would be a Harlot, I bet I'd do it much better than any of you."

OoC: Because I want to be fair in the loot distribution. Before Eric can speak, Heckz interrupts him. "Whatever. I lost interest. This amethyst looks quite cheap, really. Let's just give it to the wind that speaks." The sorcerer then looks at Lydia. "And you, I don't pay for harlot services so don't expect any money from me." He says with a voice full of disgust. Loot distribution: Throlar - Amethyst Eric - 3x Murky Pearl Heckz - 3x Murky Pearl

Heckz quickly wiped his sweat off with a handkerchief. "Great work, me!" Heckz was about to reject Eric's offer until Throlar said he wanted the amethyst. He turned to the nord and grinned. "How much?" OoC: Lord Duvors, do you want the amethyst for the stats or for roleplaying purpouses. If it's the latter, I'll give it to you.

Ziegfried = Man with wide brimmed hat Zieglinde = Baba solving ur plots sins 1987 sandi get shrekt

An orcish individual with a long beard and a bald head walks into the hall, looking busy. He quickly checks the questboard before leaving. Current sign ups for Quest #128: Nalguz the Infinite, Level 1 Rogue (Robert10ant) The Demon Germ, Level 5 Rogue (samuraiturtle) Mhinak, Level 1 Ranger (Goliath) Naím Thamir, Level 1 Cleric (Enceladus) Boris Bruhalv, Level 5 Cleric (Waterbrick Down) Thalion Dwinlas, Level 31 Artisan (-obelix-) Dyric Rone, Level 28 1/3 Assassin (The Legonater)

It wasn't a solid set, it was just a suggestion of what I think the set should be (risk and reward) in case future QMs want to include a similar one.

As I said in the Expert Class Discussion thread, I realized having a demonologist as a class just won't cut it for me due to it not being unique enough. So, inspired by Sandy's recent "Tin" set, a set of weapons in a game called Avenger's Alliance and "Warlock" type classes in all games, I have made the Demonologist Set. I probably won't make it drop anytime soon so I'll just post it here for any QM to use: Demonologist's Hood: (Makes the user Blinded; If the user is Cursed it deals it's negative effects to it's enemy through spells; suitable to mages, necromancers and weather mages.) Demonologist's Robes: (Makes the user Cursed; if the user is Weakened, it transfers health from the target equal to spell damage done to it; suitable to mages, necromancers and weather mages.) Demonologist's Gloves: (Spellpower + 5; makes the user Weakened; If the user is Poisoned, it multiplies it's spellpower by the number of "Demonologist" artifacts equipped; suitable to mages, necromancers and weather mages.) Demonologist's Boots: (Makes the user Poisoned;. If the user is Blinded, it doubles the power of ice, fire, dark and lightning spells; suitable to mages, necromancers and weather mages.)

I have been rethinking the Demonologist/Warlock/Whatever-demony-thing and came to the conclusion that it just doesn't have anything special in particular (the stuff that makes expert and master classes unique). I drew inspiration from Sandy's new "Tin" artifact set so I decided to make a "Demonologist" one. I'll continue this on the General Discussion thread since it isn't very classy (pun intended).

OoC: Shadow A should be at 4 health. And if you didn't take into consideration that Heckz is encouraged then it should be dead.

And as the silence grows, the tears of a grief stricken Warden who breaks fourth walls could be heard. Wait, can artifacts be renamed? (Tin Mantle, Tin Shadeaux Cape )