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OoC: The second spell that Heckz did should have been multiplied by 6 because of Encouraged, Weakened and plants being vulnerable to ice. "Should have never messed with me, hideous beast! Can't blame you for attacking the cleric, though." Heckz casts two ice spells at Cactoid from the back row. Periwinkle heals Heckz if he is hurt. Battle Order: Heckz Periwinkle

Heckz ignores Perwinkle's nagging this time as he feels the power of the unofficial Heroica Cocktail running through his veins. Heckz blasts the Cactoid with some blood-affected Darkness and then gives it a nice Icy frostbite, all from the back row. Periwinkle should probably heal herself in the back row. Battle Order: Periwinkle Heckz

Man, imagine if a gnome in Eubric invented popcorn or something like that... (avoids a warning about staying in topic)

About the items, I thought it was normal to have all unique artifacts and weapons checked with Sandy. Is it normal not to do it?

QM Note: If you want, Waterbrick Down, you can post Nalguz's actions since you are the party leader.

Speaking of grapes, does anyone have popcorn? ( )

QM Note: I will do so next time. Just thought it was obvious that I need Mhinak's and Nalguz's actions to continue the round. And I'm still waiting for them...

QM Note: For you and Goliath's actions, to be exact.

OoC: Khorne, I advise you make Periwinkle do nothing from the back row. "Peridickle, would you mind if you sat down and relaxed a bit in the back?" Heckz drinks a Smelling Salts and a Nostrum from the back row. Battle Order: Periwinkle Heckz

"I know old grannies who dress, act and pretty much do anything better than you. You must be one, though ,due to all this nagging that is hurting my precious ears." Heckz, for once, actually didn't find an animal so bad. It would make for a perfect fur coat, he thought. "Go to the resort like we planned. Or do you want to spend the whole day in that god awful Souk?" As soon as Perwinkle says 'Hello', Heckz facepalms and discusses the plan of attack. "So, should we smokity our way out of this peeking cactus or do you want drink a few drinks and find the luck to fight it?"

That cactoid is so cute. Since when do smoke bombs hurt?

I also doubt any mercenary can become an aristocrat just like that, so it's really hard to get for a reason. Plus, the ability to gain any job trait is kind of cool. ...and it might be just for Guts...

Yes, I did actually do this. Yes, I also realize it's kind of dumb. Aristocrat (Master Class) (Requirement: Having 10000 or more gold) These billionaires are dripping with gold. Additional Health: +20 Weapons: Aristocrats only use the best of the best, so they can only use Mythrilised or Adamintaised weapons. Job Traits: Flee: (See rogue); Well Known: As a known lord or lady, the aristocrat has a lot of influence on the richer population; Beneficial Diplomacy: Aristocrats don't have much time to talk when they actually need to, so they allow their money to make things easier for them; Empire Business: At the end of each battle, the aristocrat gains gold equal to the number of enemies and doubles the value of a random treasure in his inventory; Pay to Win: Aristocrats can choose to gain any existing trait they want at the cost of 1000 gold each. Battle Style: Rich: Aristocrats employ the use of the golden circles of metal that everyone loves. 1. SHIELD - $$$ - The aristocrat attacks all enemies with strength equal to their weapon power added to his level and the amount of treasures he has (30 WP + 50 level + 5 treasures= 95 damage). After that, the aristocrat gains gold equal to their targeted enemy's level. 2. EXPENSIVE CRITICAL HIT/CHEAP CRITICAL HIT - The aristocrat hits their target equal to two times their weapon power plus their level. They can also spend gold to add it to the amount of damage done (30 WPx2 + 50 level + 50 gold= 160 damage). Instead of this, the aristocrat can choose to deal damage equal to their weapon power added to their level and gain gold equal to the enemies level, if it has some (30 WP + 50 level= 80 damage plus gold gained). 3. EXPENSIVE HIT/CHEAP HIT - The aristocrat hits their target equal to their weapon power plus their level. They can also spend gold to add it to the amount of damage done (30 WP + 50 level + 50 gold= 130 damage). Instead of this, the aristocrat can choose to deal damage equal to their level and gain gold equal to the enemies level, if it has some (50 level= 50 damage plus gold gained). 4. GOLD RUSH - The aristocrat gains a random treasure. 5. CRISIS - The aristocrat is struck by their enemy and loses 50 gold. 6. SPECIAL CRISIS - The aristocrat is struck by their enemy's special ability and loses 50 gold.

"Just wait until we get into a dark alley, hun. You will learn not to steal a phrase from me ever again." Heckz fakes a smile and grabs the Firefox. He then goes to the Luxor Dunes unless instructed otherwise by his fellow questees.

Sellout: Requirement: Kindly donate 25 dollars to the Heroica Master. These billionaires have gold dripping from their pockets. Job Traits: Pay to Win: The sellout can obtain any existing trait he wants at the cost of 0.99 for each one. No limits! Yay!

Heckz smiles, feeling good now that they said his haggling skills were unmatched. He clearly didn't get the insult, though. "Why, thank you Fatim and Sayid! Not you, Akbar, I don't like you and your cheap Pyrian looking clothes. Such distaste." Heckz waves at everyone except Akbar when he leaves. "Magic is my thing, though. Especially one that can hurt your ugly little face. Get on with it!" If Periwinkle doesn't grab what appears to be the Abran Firefox that the man in the Port mentioned and the Narrator of this should have no idea about Heckz will grab it with an angry look and then head to the Luxor Dunes unless the other questees tell him to go somewhere else, in which case he'll go there.

Am I allowed to make the Sellout Class in the Expert Job Class discussion?

Am I allowed to make one in the Expert Job Class discussion?

Heckz faked a smile. "I don't know, darling. 50 gold for something that, aside from the fact that it's old, is also quite broken? And also making it cost the same as quality perfume? I'll give you 25 gold for it." "That wasn't a suggestion or a question. It was an order. And now that Eric is not here to save you, which I doubt he'd do in the first place, you should go ahead and take the risk of getting rabies..." Heckz demonstrates Periwinkle some of his power, and weaves a spell of darkness in his hand at the cost of what probably would be two ether. "... boo."

Endgame has rebooted returned! Just kidding. Glad you are back, man! Shhh, don't give Sandy ideas! How do you think he gets all those Legos? *2 months later, an Expert Class comes out that costs 5 dollars*

"This is the default generosity that comes with being friends of the heroes of Heroica and the Eubrician Sisters of Danab. And I think we both know what can pique my interest as long as you are wearing those clothes, Fatim. And by the way, is that animal behind your shop yours?" He then notices the peculiar fire red fox and the strange critter behind the Wondrous Sundries. Thinking that they might be of some coin, Heckz points them and talks to Periwinkle. "Would you mind if you picked up those two animals? They might come in useful." OoC: Guys, should we meet at the beach or do you stay at the Port and I come there?

Heckz spits the grease at Periwinkle. "I'll do anything to get that book now that you were too useless to give it to me. Now, shut up and stop copying my fabulous self." "I'll be on the lookout for any pieces of fat, Mister Kabo-" Heckz stop before saying the word 'boob' since it does not follow his rules of endearment. He looks at the man buying things at Akbar's. "Nothing. Just wondering, did you happen to see an elderly person in white robes? She had a hood." He then buys a Smoke Bomb from Sayid's Bazaar and a Heady Perfume from Fatim's Sundries.

Heckz cringed at the sight of Kabob, but those Kebabs sounded delicious. "I'll take one, please. Say, did you see a blue looking person that, from what I heard, was a Farfarian?" He then looks at the other man. "Nothing. Just wondering if anyone saw a 'Farfarian'."

Ummm... yeah okay, you're right.

Heckz looks around the Souk and finds nothing like the woman in distress from the Holy District. He goes to the center and shouts. "Did anyone here lose a wife?!" He then notices a mysterious person behind Akbar's shop and, taking in mind the notice from before, walks up to him. In the meantime, he avoided the two strange critters that were lurking about. "What are you doing there, boo-ddy?"