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  1. Scubacarrot
    Guts takes the shiny sword with him and gives the room a once over for anything else remarkable, including opening the chest. He then turns to Alexandre again. "It's an expensive mushroom, sure, but not worth this 'master thief's' attention. I say we make use of it, before our enemies do. If you're not eating it, I am."
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    Guts inspects the mushroom, and cross references it with mushrooms he has seen or eaten before. If he doesn't turn up anything, he takes a small nibble to check it for poison. "You sure we should be taking everything that's not bolted down, Alexandre?"
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    Guts uses his life of experience dealing with valuable weapons and his magnifying glass to inspect and taxate the sword. He also looks for any mechanisms or traps around the item.
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    Guts heads to the Trophy Room.
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    Guts inspects the labels, corks and bottles of the wine.
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    I'm actually like 90% sarcasm.

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    "If only it was that easy..."
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    "Let me tell you a story. A story of five individuals passing through the boundaries of time and space for the sake of getting somewhere more quickly, and a story of me. They did this thing, and it happens to be that yours truly catches on. Being the entrepeneur that I am, just trying to get ahead, I forge a bond with the sods with a simple promise of power, wrapped in a pitiful story of loneliness and weakness. Of course they eat it up with both hands. Most of them, at least. Strivvi, the promised land of closure. Hah! What do they know? There is no vault filled with promises and wishes at the end of this chain, there is no door that opens that will reveal valuables and powerful artifacts, but I will tell you what it is that the Heroes you have been reading about will find. Me. I'm in that vault. I am at the end of the line. I am the cause for all the conflict in the Heroes path. I am their compass, their goal and their judge. So why am I doing all this? Is it freedom, power, simple fun, something darker? Perhaps it's none of those, or perhaps it is all of the above. The heroes quickly found themselves from a sunny morning in front of a Strivvian Mansion, back to the gloomy hall of pitiful Heroica. This will get reversed quickly enough, don't you worry. It's all part of the plan, dear listener, it's all part of the plan..."
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    "No need to be zealots about it, Arthur. I've met Count Shadeaux. He's just a man, and not a great one, at that. Let's go." Guts suddenly felt his Alchemical powers weakening, and got hit with a great feeling of annoyance. "Had you ever had it happen that someone went out of their way to cause inconvenience for you for no good sensible reason whatsoever. I hate it when that happens. Those kind of people SHOULD be spending their time making life better for those around them, make sure everything goes well and things happen fairly, but instead they waste it with pointless micromanaging." Guts shrugs. "Why are we still standing here, again?"
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    Before, The Alchemist's Mixture roll was affected by the Lucky (and also the Jinxed effect), so that when an Alchemist lands a Shield, the die was then rolled four times. The highest two results would then be used to determine the outcome if the Alchemist was lucky, and the lowest two when Jinxed. For example: Previous Lucky Mixture Roll: Five, One, Six, One, Five and Six are Highest, Result is a Baffle Bomb (or something). Yeah right.
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    So. While I was gone, why was my character, and only mine, for a good long while it seems like, nerfed for no reason? The Alchemist is not that good, it hasn't even been in action yet! Just because I picked it and Guts has the best weapon in the game does not mean I took it because it is the strongest class. (Regulator, I'm looking at you. If I could be... Joking... Joking...) I took it because it was the most fun class for me. It's really, really not. As an Alchemist, there is only a 2 in 6 chance you deal damage, and their damage dealing hits are nothing special, at all! Their Shield roll is by far their only and greatest attraction. The fact that Lucky has (had? ) such a unique effect on the Alchemist Shield Roll was what all the fun was about. Be lucky, get cool shit, basically! If you want to nerf stuff about the Alchemist, which you shouldn't, nerf the Miss roll. I am in the progress of loopholing it and breaking the economy (if you can call it that) of the game. Just saying. If this change goes through I'll think about choosing another class. Sandy, you instantly nerf a fun class into the ground after one person suggests it, while you ignore blatant problems that are continuously pointed out. That's my view of it, it's not good! PLEASE undo the nerf, Sandy. Thanks. I think Guts deserves some fun in his endeavors. I mean, how can you deny a guy like that anything?
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    Guts groans as he climbs out of the carriage and joins the conversation, buckling under all the extra weight his companions have thrown at him. He also switches out his Pugilist's gloves for the Overkill Gloves, nodding towards Arthut's suggestion of sharing, and changes his Blessed Amulet for the Jester's Hat, instantly making Guts look... strangely intimidating? "Right. Non-violent thug with possibly-violent gang is after some collection in your mansion or surroundings. Now here's what I think. Bottles of wine, actually not very easy to conceal, however, a man that is attacks a place where fine wine is made and celebrated, is a criminal deserving only the lowest circle of hell. We'll make sure he, and anyone else is dealt with. One question: how sure are you, that you are dealing with the actual Alfendi Lupine?" Sorry for being late! My stats seem to be in order, except for the stuff Flipz already mentioned, thanks for having me! Does there need to be a party leader? You may remove the bigger picture from the stats next time though, if you'd like. The alchemist nods at the new hero, Lind. "That Amulet should bring you up to speed in no time. It's good to meet you, I'm Guts Holla. Captain of the Wind Thief and Raider, I mean, Alchemist in the service of Heroica." Guts chuckled to himself. "I do like introducing myself like that."
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    For those concerned and interested. Quest 96 WILL get finished at some point. Just not now. I'll hammer out the details with Sandy when the time comes.
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    Guys, starting later today, I will be not in reach of internet access until at least monday. Thanks for understanding.
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    I did. Negative. Results of Round 1 of the Doorkeeper Duel Atramor vs. Phoebus - Hit - 15x2=30+32=62x2(darkness)x2(darkness)/2(holy)=128-10 = 118 damage x 2 = 236 damage Atramor strikes back with a solid hit that sends the Paladin flying back. The Enemy: Sir Phoebus Equitablé *Blessed**Won't die this fight* Level 56 Humanoid/Light Health: 81/314 Defense: 10 Special: Justiciar Angel: The paladin summons his Angel to fight alongside him in battle, if the Angel is already out, resummons it with full health. Drops: Paladin's Silver Shield The Hero Atramor Gibbin (CallMePie) 31 year old male human Regulator Level 32 *Immune to Fire, Water, Lightning, Wood, Earth, Wind, Light, Darkness, Poisoned, and Doomed* *Negative Effects Last One Round* *Battle Style: Orderly* Power: 52 Defense: 26 Health: 32/62 Gold: 26 Equipment: Pheles Kris (WP: 20, user has a 1/2 chance to generate an Aura, doubling the user's maximum health but drawing all attacks to them, fire, ice, lightning, earth, wind, light, darkness elemental dagger), Robust Shield (SP: 12, shield), Amulet of the Court (Suitable for anyone, negative effects last only one round on the wearer, immune to water, lightning, and wood, accessory), Rat's Hide (Suitable for anyone, SP: 4, backwear), Galactic Armor (Suitable for anyone, SP: 6, +6 max health, immune to fire, earth, wind, light, darkness, and doomed, bodywear), Helmet of Azzurat (Suitable for anyone, SP: 4, immune to poison, headwear) Inventory: Tiger Claws (WP: 15, double WP against humanoids, darkness elemental, dual strike, daggers), Desert Cloak (Suitable for anyone, immune to fire, backwear), Sylvania's Cowl (Suitable for anyone, grants Animal Talk, headwear), Pickaxe, Shovel, Agni Bomb, Grand Potion, Health Core, Mulled Wine, Neutralizer, Phoenix Essence, Smelling Salts, , Scroll of Arc Frailty (50/50 chance to inflict the fragile-effect to all enemies for ether equal to the number of enemies) Smoke Bomb, Silver Bar (worth 30 gold), Bone Atramor, Please state your action(s). Keep in mind, for the purpose of this fight, there is no back row! "So business AND pleasure. I see. You..." The man is cut off as the fencegate opens, and a man joins the others watching the fight. "At ease. Let me guess, he took offense to these fellows and challenged them to prove he was right." "Aye." "He's so predictable. Good of you to come. Sorry about Phoebus. Let them finish their fight, afterwards, I'll show you around and tell you what I want you to do, and we can discuss your payment."
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    "You were there and you still do not understand the events that transpired there? Hmpf."
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    Results of Round 1 of the Doorkeeper Duel Atramor vs. Phoebus - Damage The battle starts off, and instantly it looks bad for Atramor as his enemy lands a hit. The Enemy: Sir Phoebus Equitablé *Blessed**Won't die this fight* Level 56 Humanoid/Light Health: 314/314 Defense: 10 Special: Justiciar Angel: The paladin summons his Angel to fight alongside him in battle, if the Angel is already out, resummons it with full health. Drops: Paladin's Silver Shield The Hero Atramor Gibbin (CallMePie) 31 year old male human Regulator Level 32 *Immune to Fire, Water, Lightning, Wood, Earth, Wind, Light, Darkness, Poisoned, and Doomed* *Negative Effects Last One Round* *Battle Style: Orderly* Power: 52 Defense: 26 Health: 32/62 Gold: 26 Equipment: Pheles Kris (WP: 20, user has a 1/2 chance to generate an Aura, doubling the user's maximum health but drawing all attacks to them, fire, ice, lightning, earth, wind, light, darkness elemental dagger), Robust Shield (SP: 12, shield), Amulet of the Court (Suitable for anyone, negative effects last only one round on the wearer, immune to water, lightning, and wood, accessory), Rat's Hide (Suitable for anyone, SP: 4, backwear), Galactic Armor (Suitable for anyone, SP: 6, +6 max health, immune to fire, earth, wind, light, darkness, and doomed, bodywear), Helmet of Azzurat (Suitable for anyone, SP: 4, immune to poison, headwear) Inventory: Tiger Claws (WP: 15, double WP against humanoids, darkness elemental, dual strike, daggers), Desert Cloak (Suitable for anyone, immune to fire, backwear), Sylvania's Cowl (Suitable for anyone, grants Animal Talk, headwear), Pickaxe, Shovel, Agni Bomb, Grand Potion, Health Core, Mulled Wine, Neutralizer, Phoenix Essence, Smelling Salts, , Scroll of Arc Frailty (50/50 chance to inflict the fragile-effect to all enemies for ether equal to the number of enemies) Smoke Bomb, Silver Bar (worth 30 gold), Bone Atramor, Please state your action(s). Keep in mind, for the purpose of this fight, there is no back row!
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    Wait I didn't realize that. All battles should be winnable, I'll remove the immunities.
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    "The scruffy rogue? Not the muscular ogre or the gentleman with all the swords? Fine. Alright let's do this. Prepare to be proven wrong, scum!" The paladin moves in close, it seems it will be a close quarters battle! Atramor, Prepare for battle! The Enemy: Sir Phoebus Equitablé *Blessed**Won't die this fight* Level 56 Humanoid/Light Health: 314/314 Defense: 10 Special: Justiciar Angel: The paladin summons his Angel to fight alongside him in battle, if the Angel is already out, resummons it with full health. Drops: Paladin's Silver Shield The Hero Atramor Gibbin (CallMePie) 31 year old male human Regulator Level 32 *Immune to Fire, Water, Lightning, Wood, Earth, Wind, Light, Darkness, Poisoned, and Doomed* *Negative Effects Last One Round* *Battle Style: Orderly* Power: 52 Defense: 26 Health: 62/62 Gold: 26 Equipment: Pheles Kris (WP: 20, user has a 1/2 chance to generate an Aura, doubling the user's maximum health but drawing all attacks to them, fire, ice, lightning, earth, wind, light, darkness elemental dagger), Robust Shield (SP: 12, shield), Amulet of the Court (Suitable for anyone, negative effects last only one round on the wearer, immune to water, lightning, and wood, accessory), Rat's Hide (Suitable for anyone, SP: 4, backwear), Galactic Armor (Suitable for anyone, SP: 6, +6 max health, immune to fire, earth, wind, light, darkness, and doomed, bodywear), Helmet of Azzurat (Suitable for anyone, SP: 4, immune to poison, headwear) Inventory: Tiger Claws (WP: 15, double WP against humanoids, darkness elemental, dual strike, daggers), Desert Cloak (Suitable for anyone, immune to fire, backwear), Sylvania's Cowl (Suitable for anyone, grants Animal Talk, headwear), Pickaxe, Shovel, Agni Bomb, Grand Potion, Health Core, Mulled Wine, Neutralizer, Phoenix Essence, Smelling Salts, , Scroll of Arc Frailty (50/50 chance to inflict the fragile-effect to all enemies for ether equal to the number of enemies) Smoke Bomb, Silver Bar (worth 30 gold), Bone Atramor, Please state your action(s). Keep in mind, for the purpose of this fight, there is no back row! The other guard turns to the rest of the party. "So. Why are you here again? To help out with security? Maybe Macros just said that to spite the Ennoc Zealot. Heh. Could be."
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    "Hmm. Arthur, wasn't it? This Halberd for a silly hat? You know what, why not, but you'll owe me one." Guts hands over the Stag Antlers to Arthur.
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    "I see we are not going to get anywhere, so there is only one way to find out who is right... An honorable duel. Which of you will fight me in honorable combat?" "Here we go again. Would love to open the gate, but he's got seniority on me, if you'll believe it."
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    "Objection! Half the Captains in the city right now are coming to the party, most of them will have told their crew, their crew others. Everyone knows. Besides, the bulk of the guests are Captains, and you are no captains, and none of the assorted other guests."
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    The guard sighs. "Can you people just tell this second-hand circus clown why he is wrong exactly so I can stop listening to pointless arguing and can continue leaning on my weapon, enjoying the quiet and the morning breeze?"
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    "The party is tonight, it is now morning, if you were guests you'd know! Take that! We were warned there would be thieves trying to take advantage of the situation today, you must be them, now, shoo, before you make a grave mistake. Heh, get it? I love puns."
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    "Of course not. As soon as I'll turn my back you will overpower me, and proceed to loot as you would. It is not going to happen." The other guard just shrugs.
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