Endgame

"Depends. The recoil would probably break some bones. Still want to try it?" Jinnipher still wasn't sure which handcannon Sandman was referring to. Sandman slings Somnamblast over his shoulder.

Round Four of the Octoraider Invasion! >Sandman VS Orange Octoraider: Shield: deadshot (Orange octoraider is sniped and instakilled.) >Party watches as the Silver octoraider chockes on its own poison With perfect precision, Sandman pumps a handcannon shot between the eyes of the Orange Octoraider, killing it instantly. The Silver Ocotraider succumbs to the poison released into its system and dies, meaning... The Battle Was Victorious! Party Leader, Please Distribute The Loot: 150 gold Potions x6 Brine Blade (Greatsword: WP: 5, deals Poison 5 with every hit.) The Party: 81 year old Male Ogre Hunter Level 42.6 *Natural Respite* *Favors Vermin and Beast enemies* *Immune to Fragile, Blinded, Confused, Weakened* *Special Guard* Power Bonus: +2 WP for bows and crossbows, +2 power Defense: 8 Health: 39/56 Gold: 3242 GP: 3 Equipment: Hunter's Crossbow (WP:12, double WP against beasts, fire, ice, wind, and darkness-elemental), Hunter's Quiver (Bows and Crossbows +2WP, allows Hunters to favor two types of enemies, back wear), Tricorne (SP: 3, head wear), Heavy Armor (SP: 5, wearer is immune to fragile, blind, and confused effects, body wear),Lucky Doubloon (Grants "Special Guard"; accessory), Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Immunity to Weakened) Inventory: Oversized Greatsword (WP:16, double damage on targets that are clearly smaller than the hero, greatsword), Composite Bow (WP:12, ignores SP,light,lightning,water, wood, and earth-elemental; bow), Medal of Glory (Wearer gains 3x experience from battles, accessory), 2x Potion, Phoenix Essence, 3x Phoenix Incense, Fenghuang Incense (After being consumed, automatically revives all party members with full health once when knocked out; cannot revive targets that are already knocked out.), 9 Meads, 5 Nostrums, 3 Remedy, 5 Smelling Salts, 7 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 9 Smoke Bomb, 2 Dirt Bombs, Fire Bomb, 5 Water Bombs, Spyglass (Reveals if there are spies and eavesdroppers in the vicinity when used; tool), 6 Bone, Blind Fury, Wolfgang Insignia, Black Goo, Grating Stone, 1 Grand Potion, Level-Up Mushroom, 2 Neutralizers, Paper Doll (User is immune to Hexed, accessory) Warlen Melimane, Eulalia's Knight (The Chosen Minifigure) *Immune to Darkness, Fire, Ether Reduction* Physical attacks pierce SP! 23 year old male half-elf Mystic Knight Level 16.66 Power: 27 (16+8+3). Health: 15/30(5+16+1+3+5+7*) SP: 10 (3+3+4) Ether: 34/35 (5+15+4+3+5+1) Gold: 46 Equipment: Sean Cole's Sword-Cannon (Can be used as a longsword or handcannon, WP: 8 - defies SP in sword mode, deals Bleeding 1 in cannon mode), Eagle Shield (SP: 4, prevents ether reduction), Fenarian Robes of the Vampire (SP:3, Max. Ether +4, Immune to Darkness, backwear), Inventory: Weapons: Plasma Shield (SP: 3, absorbs electricty, belongs to Lind), Healing Staff (WP: 5, staff, heals instead of damaging), Artifacts: Lethauros Ring (Health and Ether +5. Suitable for anyone, accessory), Magician's Glove* (+10 spell power) Counterstrike Gloves, Locustoid Grevaes (+4 ether, immune to Earth Class, can be used by any ether user), 7 10-gallon Hats (Grants wearer tourist effect, causing no one to take them seriously), Spellbook: Amethyst, Aquamarine, Emerald, Ruby, Sapphire, Garnet, Opal, Topaz, Diamond, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Antimagic Must Be RPed: Lightning Ball (25 electric damage to all enemies, bomb), Small Frost Ball (10 ice damage, bomb) Consumables: Potion x2, Grand Potion x3, Health Core, Tonic x2, Remedy x3, Mead x2, Smelling Salts x3, Nostrum x2, Banana, Smoke Bomb, Milk x2 (+15 HP and Ether) 5x Hurricane (Grants Hilariously and Luckily Drunk - if wearer makes pun every round, the strength of their attack is doubled.) Viper Scale (worth 40 gold to a certain someone), Phoenix Essence, Phoenix Incense Other Junk: Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Magic Compass, Bones x6, 2 shiny gold rocks (worth 1 gold at most stores, 5 at magic stores). Karie Alderflask-Cour, A True Hero (Kintobor) 24? Year Old Human Female Witch Level 315 *Permanently Nimble* *Immune to Sealed* Power Bonus: 0 Health: 48/48 Defense: 2 Ether: 36/36 Gold: 2003 GP: 36 Equipment: Blazing Palm (WP: 14, Fire Elemental whip, successful hits lower the target's level by 1), Catsuit (Wearer becomes nimble and has a 1/3 chance to completely avoid rolls of COUNTER, DAMAGE, and FREE HITS, suitable for women only, body wear), Ethereal Cloak (SP: +2, Max Ether: +4, back wear), Mage's Muffler (Provides immunity to sealed, accessory, suitable for anyone) Inventory: *Weapons: Oculoid Palm (WP: 11, successful hits lower the target's level by 1, whip) Spring Staff(WP: 12, healing someone else through this staff also heals the user by the same amount, water elemental staff), Grumpy's Staff (WP: 10, staff), Sexy(WP: 11, disregards SP, longsword), Heirloom Dagger (WP: 3, dagger), Rusty Dagger (WP: 2, deals the poisoned by 10, breaks after 3 uses) Skull Shield (SP:6; immunity to dark-elemental damage; suitable to Black Knights only; shield.) -Minstrel Weapons: Angelic Trumpet (WP: 5, user is blessed, instrument), Vagrant's Guitar (WP: 5, user is lucky, instrument), Fine-tuned Guitar (WP:15, user is lucky; instrument) *Artefacts: Glittering Dress (The users job traits are replaced by those of a Harlot: Promiscuity, Flee, and Money Maker, suitable for women only), Skull Mask (SP: 1, wearer can pose as undead, headwear), Trickster's Mask of the Elf (changes user's appearance into that of an elf of the same gender, accessory), Snake Eyes Charm (Provides immunity to petrified, accessory, suitable for anyone) Paper Doll (Provides immunity to the Hexed effect, accessory), *Minstrel Artefacts: Encore Plectrum (If the same song is sung for more than one round of combat in a row, the song's ether cost for the consecutive rounds is halved; suitable for minstrels, accessory) *Gems: Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind) *Scrolls: Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Weakening, Scroll of Newtity *Battle Songs: True Loves Serenade (restores 50 health to the rest of the party, costs 10 ether, Battle Song), Murder on the Dancefloor (Has 1/6 chance of instantly knocking out each opponent (unless immune to sudden death) when sung; costs 30 ether per round; Battle Song)*Consumables: Grand Potion x10, Tonic, Grand Tonic x10, Remedy x9, Phoenix Essence x5, Phoenix Incense x2, Nostrum x3, Smelling Salts Pumpkin Bomb (causes poisoned by 1, asleep, blinded, sealed, and confused to all opponents when used), Fire Bomb, Neutralizer x3, Herbal Infusions x3 (Removes Negative Effects and causes Blessed and Transcended effects), Oculoid Miasma, Elixir x2, Tiger Balm, Ether Core, Health Core, Potion, 2x Mead, 16 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, Jinxy Juice, Love Potion, 2x Bone *Tools: Magic Compass, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Decamodifier *Sheep: Baaffy (Pet Sheep; whenever unleashed deals the fast asleep effect to one random opponent once per battle, unlimited use) Quest/Roleplay Items: Masson's Journal Entry #11, Map of Brendenton, Spider Coin (worth 1 gp), Forest Journal, Blue Syndicate Outfit, Kayla's Mask, Ulric's Letter Flynn Flisperer, Lind Whisperer, The Grey Foxer *Encouraged at half health* *Free hits have a 1/6 chance to be redirected to a random opponent* 21-year-old elf male Human of the Munchkin tribe Class: Assassin Level: 18.5 Defense: 3 Health: 15/30 (7+18+5) Gold: 77 Glory Points: 14 Equipment: Ethereal Deck (Playing Cards) (WP:7, throwing weapon), Invader's Armour (SP: 3, wearer is encouraged when their current health is at half or below the wearer's maximum level), Cloak of Deception (Free hits against the wearer have a 1/6 chance to be redirected to a random opponent; Backwear, suitable for anyone), Medal of Valor (This pendant is awarded by the Bonapartes to those who show their heroism in the battle against piracy. The wearer gains double experience in battle. Accessory) Inventory: Plasma Shield (SP: 3, user absorbs electric attacks), Trickster's Mask of the Human (suitable for anyone, changes users appearance into a human of the same gender, accessory), Mugger's Mask (Protects from loss of gold from gold stealing enemies, headwear.), Darker Ethereal Deck (Playing Cards) (WP:7, throwing weapon) • Bedroll, Shovel •Mead, x3 Potions, Remedy, Bone • Newspaper with Picture of Lupine (Quest/role-playing item), Alfendi's Cape, Alfendi Lupine's Blank Calling Cards Decamon Deck: Tweetybird (Flying 1), Mud Frog (Rock 2) Loaned Out Gear: Akrone Fez (Artifact; SP: 1, Max. Health: +1, Headwear, suitable for anyone) ~ Loaned out to Jinnipher Buchaire Loaned Gear: Phoenix Incense x1 ~ Loaned by Skrall Jinnipher Buchaire (JimBee) 76-year-old female Moon Elven Knight Level 2 Power Bonus: 3 Health: 14/14 Defense: 6 Gold: 0 Equipment: Crescent Sword (WP:3; longsword), Plasma Shield (SP: 3, absorbs electricty, belongs to Lind), Anniversary Medal (SP+3, Power+3, Ether+3, Health+3, immune to Fire, accessory, belongs to Lind). Inventory: 2x Potion, Bedroll, Phoenix Incense, Full-Moon Shield (SP: 2) Sandman, Level 30.25 Sniper *Immune to Sleep/Deep Sleep* HP: 45/45 SP: 4 Gold: 300 Lethality: 1/6 Equipment: Somnamblast (WP: 13, 1/6 chance of inflicting Sleep on succesful hits, handcannon), Sandblasted Helmet (SP: 2, immune to sleep/deep sleep), Sandblasted Robes (SP: 2) Inventory: Grand Potion x3, Sleep Bomb, Old Guitar (WP: 0), Phoenix Incense ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Well done taking out the trash, Heroes... I'll have a crewhand swab up the mess they left behind. Divvy up that loot they had stuck to 'im and we'll head to the galley for some food. I think Chef Perdue is cookin' up some swordfish." "Aye, the one I caught! Should be good with a bottle of gin." Sandman returns to polishing up Somnomblast. "Like I said. Didn't take long."

"...It'd take three free hits to knock you out, but fair enough."

"I'm the only visibly undead one here. I think that's good reason to lead this party, just by the virtue of the people we'll be encountering here... Any objections, voice them. Otherwise..." Battle Order: Althior Vindsval Sorrow Throlar

Now Sorrow has 2 Sharkjaw Scythes (my fault) and is lacking the gear Althior loaned him. I strike the tip of my Necromancer's Staff against the hard surface of my ruby like a match, generating a haze of fire around the top of the weapon. I lob the infernal spell at Rat Mob A from the back, using a fire spell. "My first spell in combat... Let's hope I don't set the place on fire." Considering that's how I died the first time...

Understood. I notice you didn't fix my inventory though, Kinto: I made Marketplace purchases - you'd just have to copy paste my statistics post for Sorrow then add in the Staff/Bow.

QM Note: Shall I autorun with Sandman firing at Orange Octoraider?

I'm going to be honest here, I have no idea how the mob system works.

"We can pass Althior off as recently resurrected, and I could just say I'm visitting to see if I want to move here. I'm unsure what we could say about you and Vindsval, however. Perhaps just tell the truth and say you're travelling companions of ours?"

QM Note: Somehow, when running round 3, I pasted your roll from round 3 into round 2. You got that HP-halving special you wanted in Roun 2. I'll fix that pronto.

Round Two of the Octoraider Invasion! >Skrall VS Silver Octoraider (back): Special Damage (Shield Bash: Skrall takes 42+8=50/2=25-8=17 damage, but is immune to Confused!) >Karie VS Silver Octoraider (back): Hit (11+30=41 damage) >Flynn VS Orange Octoraider (back): Special Damage (Clumsy Cutlasses: Flynn's HP is halved, Octoraider deals Bleeding 10 to itself.) >Warlen VS Orange Octoraider (back, lightning): Hit (16+8=24x2=48 damage) >Sandman increases Lethality >Jinnipher VS Orange Octoraider (front): Shield: Sentinel! Skrall recieves a rusty shield to the chest, courtesy of the Silver Octoraider, while Flynn finds himself rather masochistically enjoying getting sliced open by the Orange Octoraider. Jinnipher puts up her shield, preventing the eight legged enemies from hurting them next round... Round Three of the Octoraider Invasion! >Skrall VS Silver Octoraider (back): Critical Hit (12x2=24+4=28+42=70x2=140 damage) >Karie VS Silver Octoraider (back): Critical Hit (11x2=22+30=52 damage) >Flynn VS Orange Octoraider (back): Hit (7+17=24x2=48 damage) >Warlen VS Orange Octoraider (back, lightning): Hit (16+8=24x2=48 damage) >Sandman increases Lethality >Jinnipher VS Orange Octoraider (front): Special Damage (Clumsy Cutlasses... The Octoraider just cuts himself.) Orange Octoraider, Level ?? Aquatic *Bleeding 31!* *Poison 40!* HP: 224/500 Specials: Clumsy Cutlasses: The Orange Octoraider clumsily swings his cutlasses, halving the hero's current HP but also inflicting Bleeding 10 to itself. Tentacle Grab: The Octoraider grips the hero who rolled Special Damage, inflicting them with Poison 3 every turn until defeated. Specials decided randomly. Passive Specials: Poison Rupture: Succesful hits rupture the poison sac inside the Octoraider, turning its poison against itself. All succesful hits inflict Poison 10 upon the Octoraider. Octoped Opponent: The Octoraider's level is equal to the attacking hero's level plus 8. Drops: Brine Blade, 50 gold Silver Octoraider, Level ?? Aquatic *Poison 50!* HP: 23/500 Specials: Shield Bash: The Silver Octoraider topples the hero who rolled Special Damage with a shield bash. The hero takes damage equal to their level plus 8 and becomes Confused. Tentacle Grab: The Octoraider grips the hero who rolled Special Damage, inflicting them with Poison 3 every turn until defeated. Specials decided randomly. Passive Specials: Poison Rupture: Succesful hits rupture the poison sac inside the Octoraider, turning its poison against itself. All succesful hits inflict Poison 10 upon the Octoraider. Octoped Opponent: The Octoraider's level is equal to the attacking hero's level plus 7. Drops: Potion x3, 50 gold The Party: 81 year old Male Ogre Hunter Level 42.4 *Natural Respite* *Favors Vermin and Beast enemies* *Immune to Fragile, Blinded, Confused, Weakened* *Special Guard* *Encouraged!* Power Bonus: +2 WP for bows and crossbows, +2 power Defense: 8 Health: 39/56 Gold: 3242 GP: 3 Equipment: Hunter's Crossbow (WP:12, double WP against beasts, fire, ice, wind, and darkness-elemental), Hunter's Quiver (Bows and Crossbows +2WP, allows Hunters to favor two types of enemies, back wear), Tricorne (SP: 3, head wear), Heavy Armor (SP: 5, wearer is immune to fragile, blind, and confused effects, body wear),Lucky Doubloon (Grants "Special Guard"; accessory), Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Immunity to Weakened) Inventory: Oversized Greatsword (WP:16, double damage on targets that are clearly smaller than the hero, greatsword), Composite Bow (WP:12, ignores SP,light,lightning,water, wood, and earth-elemental; bow), Medal of Glory (Wearer gains 3x experience from battles, accessory), 2x Potion, Phoenix Essence, 3x Phoenix Incense, Fenghuang Incense (After being consumed, automatically revives all party members with full health once when knocked out; cannot revive targets that are already knocked out.), 9 Meads, 5 Nostrums, 3 Remedy, 5 Smelling Salts, 7 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 9 Smoke Bomb, 2 Dirt Bombs, Fire Bomb, 5 Water Bombs, Spyglass (Reveals if there are spies and eavesdroppers in the vicinity when used; tool), 6 Bone, Blind Fury, Wolfgang Insignia, Black Goo, Grating Stone, 1 Grand Potion, Level-Up Mushroom, 2 Neutralizers, Paper Doll (User is immune to Hexed, accessory) Warlen Melimane, Eulalia's Knight (The Chosen Minifigure) *Immune to Darkness, Fire, Ether Reduction* Physical attacks pierce SP! 23 year old male half-elf Mystic Knight Level 16.33 Power: 27 (16+8+3). Health: 15/30(5+16+1+3+5+7*) SP: 10 (3+3+4) Ether: 34/35 (5+15+4+3+5+1) Gold: 46 Equipment: Sean Cole's Sword-Cannon (Can be used as a longsword or handcannon, WP: 8 - defies SP in sword mode, deals Bleeding 1 in cannon mode), Eagle Shield (SP: 4, prevents ether reduction), Fenarian Robes of the Vampire (SP:3, Max. Ether +4, Immune to Darkness, backwear), Inventory: Weapons: Plasma Shield (SP: 3, absorbs electricty, belongs to Lind), Healing Staff (WP: 5, staff, heals instead of damaging), Artifacts: Lethauros Ring (Health and Ether +5. Suitable for anyone, accessory), Magician's Glove* (+10 spell power) Counterstrike Gloves, Locustoid Grevaes (+4 ether, immune to Earth Class, can be used by any ether user), 7 10-gallon Hats (Grants wearer tourist effect, causing no one to take them seriously), Spellbook: Amethyst, Aquamarine, Emerald, Ruby, Sapphire, Garnet, Opal, Topaz, Diamond, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Antimagic Must Be RPed: Lightning Ball (25 electric damage to all enemies, bomb), Small Frost Ball (10 ice damage, bomb) Consumables: Potion x2, Grand Potion x3, Health Core, Tonic x2, Remedy x3, Mead x2, Smelling Salts x3, Nostrum x2, Banana, Smoke Bomb, Milk x2 (+15 HP and Ether) 5x Hurricane (Grants Hilariously and Luckily Drunk - if wearer makes pun every round, the strength of their attack is doubled.) Viper Scale (worth 40 gold to a certain someone), Phoenix Essence, Phoenix Incense Other Junk: Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Magic Compass, Bones x6, 2 shiny gold rocks (worth 1 gold at most stores, 5 at magic stores). Karie Alderflask-Cour, A True Hero (Kintobor) 24? Year Old Human Female Witch Level 30.75 *Permanently Nimble* *Immune to Sealed* Power Bonus: 0 Health: 47/47 Defense: 2 Ether: 35/35 Gold: 2003 GP: 36 Equipment: Blazing Palm (WP: 14, Fire Elemental whip, successful hits lower the target's level by 1), Catsuit (Wearer becomes nimble and has a 1/3 chance to completely avoid rolls of COUNTER, DAMAGE, and FREE HITS, suitable for women only, body wear), Ethereal Cloak (SP: +2, Max Ether: +4, back wear), Mage's Muffler (Provides immunity to sealed, accessory, suitable for anyone) Inventory: *Weapons: Oculoid Palm (WP: 11, successful hits lower the target's level by 1, whip) Spring Staff(WP: 12, healing someone else through this staff also heals the user by the same amount, water elemental staff), Grumpy's Staff (WP: 10, staff), Sexy(WP: 11, disregards SP, longsword), Heirloom Dagger (WP: 3, dagger), Rusty Dagger (WP: 2, deals the poisoned by 10, breaks after 3 uses) Skull Shield (SP:6; immunity to dark-elemental damage; suitable to Black Knights only; shield.) -Minstrel Weapons: Angelic Trumpet (WP: 5, user is blessed, instrument), Vagrant's Guitar (WP: 5, user is lucky, instrument), Fine-tuned Guitar (WP:15, user is lucky; instrument) *Artefacts: Glittering Dress (The users job traits are replaced by those of a Harlot: Promiscuity, Flee, and Money Maker, suitable for women only), Skull Mask (SP: 1, wearer can pose as undead, headwear), Trickster's Mask of the Elf (changes user's appearance into that of an elf of the same gender, accessory), Snake Eyes Charm (Provides immunity to petrified, accessory, suitable for anyone) Paper Doll (Provides immunity to the Hexed effect, accessory), *Minstrel Artefacts: Encore Plectrum (If the same song is sung for more than one round of combat in a row, the song's ether cost for the consecutive rounds is halved; suitable for minstrels, accessory) *Gems: Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind) *Scrolls: Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Weakening, Scroll of Newtity *Battle Songs: True Loves Serenade (restores 50 health to the rest of the party, costs 10 ether, Battle Song), Murder on the Dancefloor (Has 1/6 chance of instantly knocking out each opponent (unless immune to sudden death) when sung; costs 30 ether per round; Battle Song)*Consumables: Grand Potion x10, Tonic, Grand Tonic x10, Remedy x9, Phoenix Essence x5, Phoenix Incense x2, Nostrum x3, Smelling Salts Pumpkin Bomb (causes poisoned by 1, asleep, blinded, sealed, and confused to all opponents when used), Fire Bomb, Neutralizer x3, Herbal Infusions x3 (Removes Negative Effects and causes Blessed and Transcended effects), Oculoid Miasma, Elixir x2, Tiger Balm, Ether Core, Health Core, Potion, 2x Mead, 16 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, Jinxy Juice, Love Potion, 2x Bone *Tools: Magic Compass, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Decamodifier *Sheep: Baaffy (Pet Sheep; whenever unleashed deals the fast asleep effect to one random opponent once per battle, unlimited use) Quest/Roleplay Items: Masson's Journal Entry #11, Map of Brendenton, Spider Coin (worth 1 gp), Forest Journal, Blue Syndicate Outfit, Kayla's Mask, Ulric's Letter Flynn Flisperer, Lind Whisperer, The Grey Foxer *Encouraged at half health* *Free hits have a 1/6 chance to be redirected to a random opponent* 21-year-old elf male Human of the Munchkin tribe Class: Assassin Level: 17.5 Defense: 3 Health: 14/29 (7+17+5) Gold: 77 Glory Points: 14 Equipment: Ethereal Deck (Playing Cards) (WP:7, throwing weapon), Invader's Armour (SP: 3, wearer is encouraged when their current health is at half or below the wearer's maximum level), Cloak of Deception (Free hits against the wearer have a 1/6 chance to be redirected to a random opponent; Backwear, suitable for anyone), Medal of Valor (This pendant is awarded by the Bonapartes to those who show their heroism in the battle against piracy. The wearer gains double experience in battle. Accessory) Inventory: Plasma Shield (SP: 3, user absorbs electric attacks), Trickster's Mask of the Human (suitable for anyone, changes users appearance into a human of the same gender, accessory), Mugger's Mask (Protects from loss of gold from gold stealing enemies, headwear.), Darker Ethereal Deck (Playing Cards) (WP:7, throwing weapon) • Bedroll, Shovel •Mead, x3 Potions, Remedy, Bone • Newspaper with Picture of Lupine (Quest/role-playing item), Alfendi's Cape, Alfendi Lupine's Blank Calling Cards Decamon Deck: Tweetybird (Flying 1), Mud Frog (Rock 2) Loaned Out Gear: Akrone Fez (Artifact; SP: 1, Max. Health: +1, Headwear, suitable for anyone) ~ Loaned out to Jinnipher Buchaire Loaned Gear: Phoenix Incense x1 ~ Loaned by Skrall Jinnipher Buchaire (JimBee) 76-year-old female Moon Elven Knight Level 1 Power Bonus: 3 Health: 13/13 Defense: 6 Gold: 0 Equipment: Crescent Sword (WP:3; longsword), Plasma Shield (SP: 3, absorbs electricty, belongs to Lind), Anniversary Medal (SP+3, Power+3, Ether+3, Health+3, immune to Fire, accessory, belongs to Lind). Inventory: 2x Potion, Bedroll, Phoenix Incense, Full-Moon Shield (SP: 2) Sandman, Level 30 Sniper *Immune to Sleep/Deep Sleep* HP: 45/45 SP: 4 Gold: 300 Lethality: 4/6 Equipment: Somnamblast (WP: 13, 1/6 chance of inflicting Sleep on succesful hits, handcannon), Sandblasted Helmet (SP: 2, immune to sleep/deep sleep), Sandblasted Robes (SP: 2) Inventory: Grand Potion x3, Sleep Bomb, Old Guitar (WP: 0), Phoenix Incense

The Obsidian Dragon's long lost relative?

"That note seems... Less than wholesome. Well, here goes nothing." I try to open the door to the outside.

Cpnnpr never mentipned this, Kintpbpr!

Round One of the Octoraider Invasion! >Skrall VS Silver Octoraider (back): Aim (42+4=46x2=92 damage) >Karie VS Silver Octoraider (back): Critical Hit (11x2=22+30=52 damage) >Flynn VS Blue Octoraider (back): Shield: Grim Reaper! (Blue Octoraider dies, Lind recieves 75 gold) >Warlen VS Orange Octoraider (back, lightning): Special Damage (Clumsy Cutlasses: Warlen loses half health) >Sandman increases Lethality >Jinnipher VS Orange Octoraider (front): Critical Hit (3x2=6+3=9+1=10 damage) Lind ends the life of the Blue Octoraider, throwing a card into its eye. It drops a hammer on its own head, killing it. Warlen gets lacerated by the Orange Octoraider, but the rest of the party stnds strong, beating back the opposition. Orange Octoraider, Level ?? Aquatic *Bleeding 10!* *Poison 10!* HP: 470/500 Specials: Clumsy Cutlasses: The Orange Octoraider clumsily swings his cutlasses, halving the hero's current HP but also inflicting Bleeding 10 to itself. Tentacle Grab: The Octoraider grips the hero who rolled Special Damage, inflicting them with Poison 3 every turn until defeated. Specials decided randomly. Passive Specials: Poison Rupture: Succesful hits rupture the poison sac inside the Octoraider, turning its poison against itself. All succesful hits inflict Poison 10 upon the Octoraider. Octoped Opponent: The Octoraider's level is equal to the attacking hero's level plus 8. Drops: Brine Blade, 50 gold Silver Octoraider, Level ?? Aquatic *Poison 20!* HP: 336/500 Specials: Shield Bash: The Silver Octoraider topples the hero who rolled Special Damage with a shield bash. The hero takes damage equal to their level plus 8 and becomes Confused. Tentacle Grab: The Octoraider grips the hero who rolled Special Damage, inflicting them with Poison 3 every turn until defeated. Specials decided randomly. Passive Specials: Poison Rupture: Succesful hits rupture the poison sac inside the Octoraider, turning its poison against itself. All succesful hits inflict Poison 10 upon the Octoraider. Octoped Opponent: The Octoraider's level is equal to the attacking hero's level plus 7. Drops: Potion x3, 50 gold The Party: 81 year old Male Ogre Hunter Level 42.4 *Natural Respite* *Favors Vermin and Beast enemies* *Immune to Fragile, Blinded, Confused, Weakened* *Special Guard* *Encouraged!* Power Bonus: +2 WP for bows and crossbows, +2 power Defense: 8 Health: 56/56 Gold: 3242 GP: 3 Equipment: Hunter's Crossbow (WP:12, double WP against beasts, fire, ice, wind, and darkness-elemental), Hunter's Quiver (Bows and Crossbows +2WP, allows Hunters to favor two types of enemies, back wear), Tricorne (SP: 3, head wear), Heavy Armor (SP: 5, wearer is immune to fragile, blind, and confused effects, body wear),Lucky Doubloon (Grants "Special Guard"; accessory), Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Immunity to Weakened) Inventory: Oversized Greatsword (WP:16, double damage on targets that are clearly smaller than the hero, greatsword), Composite Bow (WP:12, ignores SP,light,lightning,water, wood, and earth-elemental; bow), Medal of Glory (Wearer gains 3x experience from battles, accessory), 2x Potion, Phoenix Essence, 3x Phoenix Incense, Fenghuang Incense (After being consumed, automatically revives all party members with full health once when knocked out; cannot revive targets that are already knocked out.), 9 Meads, 5 Nostrums, 3 Remedy, 5 Smelling Salts, 7 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 9 Smoke Bomb, 2 Dirt Bombs, Fire Bomb, 5 Water Bombs, Spyglass (Reveals if there are spies and eavesdroppers in the vicinity when used; tool), 6 Bone, Blind Fury, Wolfgang Insignia, Black Goo, Grating Stone, 1 Grand Potion, Level-Up Mushroom, 2 Neutralizers, Paper Doll (User is immune to Hexed, accessory) Warlen Melimane, Eulalia's Knight (The Chosen Minifigure) *Immune to Darkness, Fire, Ether Reduction* Physical attacks pierce SP! 23 year old male half-elf Mystic Knight Level 16.33 Power: 27 (16+8+3). Health: 15/30(5+16+1+3+5+7*) SP: 10 (3+3+4) Ether: 35/35 (5+15+4+3+5+1) Gold: 46 Equipment: Sean Cole's Sword-Cannon (Can be used as a longsword or handcannon, WP: 8 - defies SP in sword mode, deals Bleeding 1 in cannon mode), Eagle Shield (SP: 4, prevents ether reduction), Fenarian Robes of the Vampire (SP:3, Max. Ether +4, Immune to Darkness, backwear), Inventory: Weapons: Plasma Shield (SP: 3, absorbs electricty, belongs to Lind), Healing Staff (WP: 5, staff, heals instead of damaging), Artifacts: Lethauros Ring (Health and Ether +5. Suitable for anyone, accessory), Magician's Glove* (+10 spell power) Counterstrike Gloves, Locustoid Grevaes (+4 ether, immune to Earth Class, can be used by any ether user), 7 10-gallon Hats (Grants wearer tourist effect, causing no one to take them seriously), Spellbook: Amethyst, Aquamarine, Emerald, Ruby, Sapphire, Garnet, Opal, Topaz, Diamond, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Antimagic Must Be RPed: Lightning Ball (25 electric damage to all enemies, bomb), Small Frost Ball (10 ice damage, bomb) Consumables: Potion x2, Grand Potion x3, Health Core, Tonic x2, Remedy x3, Mead x2, Smelling Salts x3, Nostrum x2, Banana, Smoke Bomb, Milk x2 (+15 HP and Ether) 5x Hurricane (Grants Hilariously and Luckily Drunk - if wearer makes pun every round, the strength of their attack is doubled.) Viper Scale (worth 40 gold to a certain someone), Phoenix Essence, Phoenix Incense Other Junk: Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Magic Compass, Bones x6, 2 shiny gold rocks (worth 1 gold at most stores, 5 at magic stores). Karie Alderflask-Cour, A True Hero (Kintobor) 24? Year Old Human Female Witch Level 30.75 *Permanently Nimble* *Immune to Sealed* Power Bonus: 0 Health: 47/47 Defense: 2 Ether: 35/35 Gold: 2003 GP: 36 Equipment: Blazing Palm (WP: 14, Fire Elemental whip, successful hits lower the target's level by 1), Catsuit (Wearer becomes nimble and has a 1/3 chance to completely avoid rolls of COUNTER, DAMAGE, and FREE HITS, suitable for women only, body wear), Ethereal Cloak (SP: +2, Max Ether: +4, back wear), Mage's Muffler (Provides immunity to sealed, accessory, suitable for anyone) Inventory: *Weapons: Oculoid Palm (WP: 11, successful hits lower the target's level by 1, whip) Spring Staff(WP: 12, healing someone else through this staff also heals the user by the same amount, water elemental staff), Grumpy's Staff (WP: 10, staff), Sexy(WP: 11, disregards SP, longsword), Heirloom Dagger (WP: 3, dagger), Rusty Dagger (WP: 2, deals the poisoned by 10, breaks after 3 uses) Skull Shield (SP:6; immunity to dark-elemental damage; suitable to Black Knights only; shield.) -Minstrel Weapons: Angelic Trumpet (WP: 5, user is blessed, instrument), Vagrant's Guitar (WP: 5, user is lucky, instrument), Fine-tuned Guitar (WP:15, user is lucky; instrument) *Artefacts: Glittering Dress (The users job traits are replaced by those of a Harlot: Promiscuity, Flee, and Money Maker, suitable for women only), Skull Mask (SP: 1, wearer can pose as undead, headwear), Trickster's Mask of the Elf (changes user's appearance into that of an elf of the same gender, accessory), Snake Eyes Charm (Provides immunity to petrified, accessory, suitable for anyone) Paper Doll (Provides immunity to the Hexed effect, accessory), *Minstrel Artefacts: Encore Plectrum (If the same song is sung for more than one round of combat in a row, the song's ether cost for the consecutive rounds is halved; suitable for minstrels, accessory) *Gems: Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind) *Scrolls: Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Weakening, Scroll of Newtity *Battle Songs: True Loves Serenade (restores 50 health to the rest of the party, costs 10 ether, Battle Song), Murder on the Dancefloor (Has 1/6 chance of instantly knocking out each opponent (unless immune to sudden death) when sung; costs 30 ether per round; Battle Song)*Consumables: Grand Potion x10, Tonic, Grand Tonic x10, Remedy x9, Phoenix Essence x5, Phoenix Incense x2, Nostrum x3, Smelling Salts Pumpkin Bomb (causes poisoned by 1, asleep, blinded, sealed, and confused to all opponents when used), Fire Bomb, Neutralizer x3, Herbal Infusions x3 (Removes Negative Effects and causes Blessed and Transcended effects), Oculoid Miasma, Elixir x2, Tiger Balm, Ether Core, Health Core, Potion, 2x Mead, 16 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, Jinxy Juice, Love Potion, 2x Bone *Tools: Magic Compass, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Decamodifier *Sheep: Baaffy (Pet Sheep; whenever unleashed deals the fast asleep effect to one random opponent once per battle, unlimited use) Quest/Roleplay Items: Masson's Journal Entry #11, Map of Brendenton, Spider Coin (worth 1 gp), Forest Journal, Blue Syndicate Outfit, Kayla's Mask, Ulric's Letter Flynn Flisperer, Lind Whisperer, The Grey Foxer *Encouraged at half health* *Free hits have a 1/6 chance to be redirected to a random opponent* 21-year-old elf male Human of the Munchkin tribe Class: Assassin Level: 17.5 Defense: 3 Health: 29/29 (7+17+5) Gold: 77 Glory Points: 14 Equipment: Ethereal Deck (Playing Cards) (WP:7, throwing weapon), Invader's Armour (SP: 3, wearer is encouraged when their current health is at half or below the wearer's maximum level), Cloak of Deception (Free hits against the wearer have a 1/6 chance to be redirected to a random opponent; Backwear, suitable for anyone), Medal of Valor (This pendant is awarded by the Bonapartes to those who show their heroism in the battle against piracy. The wearer gains double experience in battle. Accessory) Inventory: Plasma Shield (SP: 3, user absorbs electric attacks), Trickster's Mask of the Human (suitable for anyone, changes users appearance into a human of the same gender, accessory), Mugger's Mask (Protects from loss of gold from gold stealing enemies, headwear.), Darker Ethereal Deck (Playing Cards) (WP:7, throwing weapon) • Bedroll, Shovel •Mead, x3 Potions, Remedy, Bone • Newspaper with Picture of Lupine (Quest/role-playing item), Alfendi's Cape, Alfendi Lupine's Blank Calling Cards Decamon Deck: Tweetybird (Flying 1), Mud Frog (Rock 2) Loaned Out Gear: Akrone Fez (Artifact; SP: 1, Max. Health: +1, Headwear, suitable for anyone) ~ Loaned out to Jinnipher Buchaire Loaned Gear: Phoenix Incense x1 ~ Loaned by Skrall Jinnipher Buchaire (JimBee) 76-year-old female Moon Elven Knight Level 1 Power Bonus: 3 Health: 13/13 Defense: 6 Gold: 0 Equipment: Crescent Sword (WP:3; longsword), Plasma Shield (SP: 3, absorbs electricty, belongs to Lind), Anniversary Medal (SP+3, Power+3, Ether+3, Health+3, immune to Fire, accessory, belongs to Lind). Inventory: 2x Potion, Bedroll, Phoenix Incense, Full-Moon Shield (SP: 2) Sandman, Level 30 Sniper *Immune to Sleep/Deep Sleep* HP: 45/45 SP: 4 Gold: 300 Lethality: 2/6 Equipment: Somnamblast (WP: 13, 1/6 chance of inflicting Sleep on succesful hits, handcannon), Sandblasted Helmet (SP: 2, immune to sleep/deep sleep), Sandblasted Robes (SP: 2) Inventory: Grand Potion x3, Sleep Bomb, Old Guitar (WP: 0), Phoenix Incense

"I will leave you to fantasize about how well I'm equipped. Meanwhile, I will be shooting the octopi before they ram a tentacle down your throat, as pleasant as the silence would be."

"I'm not very easily "stimulated." But you probably guessed that."

"Lack of emotions is a poor criteria to choose a leader from. If that is your only filter, than you would have me as a leader. I think we can both agree that is a bad idea, Mrs. Cour."

QM Note: Also, you may decide (either in character or out) who shall be party leader.

First things first, Sprrpw checks if any of Connor's mentioned negative effects kicked in... he then goes to peer through the window.

Alright, took 4 more hours than anticipated, but it's time to hack up some squid, 138ers! (Hopefully not too daunting for Jinnipher, JimButcher. The Brine Blade is gonna help in the long run. )

"This won't take long." The octopi, using their pilfered tools, take clumsy swipes at the party... The battle was on! Orange Octoraider, Level ?? Aquatic HP: 500/500 Specials: Clumsy Cutlasses: The Orange Octoraider clumsily swings his cutlasses, halving the hero's current HP but also inflicting Bleeding 10 to itself. Tentacle Grab: The Octoraider grips the hero who rolled Special Damage, inflicting them with Poison 3 every turn until defeated. Specials decided randomly. Passive Specials: Poison Rupture: Succesful hits rupture the poison sac inside the Octoraider, turning its poison against itself. All succesful hits inflict Poison 10 upon the Octoraider. Octoped Opponent: The Octoraider's level is equal to the attacking hero's level plus 8. Drops: Brine Blade, 50 gold Blue Octoraider, Level ?? Aquatic HP: 500/500 Specials: Hammer Slammer: The Blue Octoraider shakes the deck with his constant hammer smashes. All heroes have a 1/2 chance of being stunned. Tentacle Grab: The Octoraider grips the hero who rolled Special Damage, inflicting them with Poison 3 every turn until defeated. Specials decided randomly. Passive Specials: Poison Rupture: Succesful hits rupture the poison sac inside the Octoraider, turning its poison against itself. All succesful hits inflict Poison 10 upon the Octoraider. Octoped Opponent: The Octoraider's level is equal to the attacking hero's level plus 8. Drops: Potion x3, 50 gold Silver Octoraider, Level ?? Aquatic HP: 500/500 Specials: Shield Bash: The Silver Octoraider topples the hero who rolled Special Damage with a shield bash. The hero takes damage equal to their level plus 8 and becomes Confused. Tentacle Grab: The Octoraider grips the hero who rolled Special Damage, inflicting them with Poison 3 every turn until defeated. Specials decided randomly. Passive Specials: Poison Rupture: Succesful hits rupture the poison sac inside the Octoraider, turning its poison against itself. All succesful hits inflict Poison 10 upon the Octoraider. Octoped Opponent: The Octoraider's level is equal to the attacking hero's level plus 8. Drops: Potion x3, 50 gold The Party: 81 year old Male Ogre Hunter Level 42.4 *Natural Respite* *Favors Vermin and Beast enemies* *Immune to Fragile, Blinded, Confused, Weakened* *Special Guard* *Encouraged!* Power Bonus: +2 WP for bows and crossbows, +2 power Defense: 8 Health: 56/56 Gold: 3242 GP: 3 Equipment: Hunter's Crossbow (WP:12, double WP against beasts, fire, ice, wind, and darkness-elemental), Hunter's Quiver (Bows and Crossbows +2WP, allows Hunters to favor two types of enemies, back wear), Tricorne (SP: 3, head wear), Heavy Armor (SP: 5, wearer is immune to fragile, blind, and confused effects, body wear),Lucky Doubloon (Grants "Special Guard"; accessory), Pugilist's Gloves (+2 Power, Immunity to Weakened) Inventory: Oversized Greatsword (WP:16, double damage on targets that are clearly smaller than the hero, greatsword), Composite Bow (WP:12, ignores SP,light,lightning,water, wood, and earth-elemental; bow), Medal of Glory (Wearer gains 3x experience from battles, accessory), 2x Potion, Phoenix Essence, 3x Phoenix Incense, Fenghuang Incense (After being consumed, automatically revives all party members with full health once when knocked out; cannot revive targets that are already knocked out.), 9 Meads, 5 Nostrums, 3 Remedy, 5 Smelling Salts, 7 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, 9 Smoke Bomb, 2 Dirt Bombs, Fire Bomb, 5 Water Bombs, Spyglass (Reveals if there are spies and eavesdroppers in the vicinity when used; tool), 6 Bone, Blind Fury, Wolfgang Insignia, Black Goo, Grating Stone, 1 Grand Potion, Level-Up Mushroom, 2 Neutralizers, Paper Doll (User is immune to Hexed, accessory) Warlen Melimane, Eulalia's Knight (The Chosen Minifigure) *Immune to Darkness, Fire, Ether Reduction* Physical attacks pierce SP! 23 year old male half-elf Mystic Knight Level 16.33 Power: 27 (16+8+3). Health: 37/30(5+16+1+3+5+7*) SP: 10 (3+3+4) Ether: 35/35 (5+15+4+3+5+1) Gold: 46 Equipment: Sean Cole's Sword-Cannon (Can be used as a longsword or handcannon, WP: 8 - defies SP in sword mode, deals Bleeding 1 in cannon mode), Eagle Shield (SP: 4, prevents ether reduction), Fenarian Robes of the Vampire (SP:3, Max. Ether +4, Immune to Darkness, backwear), Inventory: Weapons: Plasma Shield (SP: 3, absorbs electricty, belongs to Lind), Healing Staff (WP: 5, staff, heals instead of damaging), Artifacts: Lethauros Ring (Health and Ether +5. Suitable for anyone, accessory), Magician's Glove* (+10 spell power) Counterstrike Gloves, Locustoid Grevaes (+4 ether, immune to Earth Class, can be used by any ether user), 7 10-gallon Hats (Grants wearer tourist effect, causing no one to take them seriously), Spellbook: Amethyst, Aquamarine, Emerald, Ruby, Sapphire, Garnet, Opal, Topaz, Diamond, Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Antimagic Must Be RPed: Lightning Ball (25 electric damage to all enemies, bomb), Small Frost Ball (10 ice damage, bomb) Consumables: Potion x2, Grand Potion x3, Health Core, Tonic x2, Remedy x3, Mead x2, Smelling Salts x3, Nostrum x2, Banana, Smoke Bomb, Milk x2 (+15 HP and Ether) 5x Hurricane (Grants Hilariously and Luckily Drunk - if wearer makes pun every round, the strength of their attack is doubled.) Viper Scale (worth 40 gold to a certain someone), Phoenix Essence, Phoenix Incense Other Junk: Bedroll, Shovel, Telescope, Magnifying Glass, Pickaxe, Magic Compass, Bones x6, 2 shiny gold rocks (worth 1 gold at most stores, 5 at magic stores). Karie Alderflask-Cour, A True Hero (Kintobor) 24? Year Old Human Female Witch Level 30.75 *Permanently Nimble* *Immune to Sealed* Power Bonus: 0 Health: 47/47 Defense: 2 Ether: 35/35 Gold: 2003 GP: 36 Equipment: Blazing Palm (WP: 14, Fire Elemental whip, successful hits lower the target's level by 1), Catsuit (Wearer becomes nimble and has a 1/3 chance to completely avoid rolls of COUNTER, DAMAGE, and FREE HITS, suitable for women only, body wear), Ethereal Cloak (SP: +2, Max Ether: +4, back wear), Mage's Muffler (Provides immunity to sealed, accessory, suitable for anyone) Inventory: *Weapons: Oculoid Palm (WP: 11, successful hits lower the target's level by 1, whip) Spring Staff(WP: 12, healing someone else through this staff also heals the user by the same amount, water elemental staff), Grumpy's Staff (WP: 10, staff), Sexy(WP: 11, disregards SP, longsword), Heirloom Dagger (WP: 3, dagger), Rusty Dagger (WP: 2, deals the poisoned by 10, breaks after 3 uses) Skull Shield (SP:6; immunity to dark-elemental damage; suitable to Black Knights only; shield.) -Minstrel Weapons: Angelic Trumpet (WP: 5, user is blessed, instrument), Vagrant's Guitar (WP: 5, user is lucky, instrument), Fine-tuned Guitar (WP:15, user is lucky; instrument) *Artefacts: Glittering Dress (The users job traits are replaced by those of a Harlot: Promiscuity, Flee, and Money Maker, suitable for women only), Skull Mask (SP: 1, wearer can pose as undead, headwear), Trickster's Mask of the Elf (changes user's appearance into that of an elf of the same gender, accessory), Snake Eyes Charm (Provides immunity to petrified, accessory, suitable for anyone) Paper Doll (Provides immunity to the Hexed effect, accessory), *Minstrel Artefacts: Encore Plectrum (If the same song is sung for more than one round of combat in a row, the song's ether cost for the consecutive rounds is halved; suitable for minstrels, accessory) *Gems: Ruby (Fire), Sapphire (Wind) *Scrolls: Scroll of Sleep, Scroll of Frailty, Scroll of Blindness, Scroll of Weakening, Scroll of Newtity *Battle Songs: True Loves Serenade (restores 50 health to the rest of the party, costs 10 ether, Battle Song), Murder on the Dancefloor (Has 1/6 chance of instantly knocking out each opponent (unless immune to sudden death) when sung; costs 30 ether per round; Battle Song)*Consumables: Grand Potion x10, Tonic, Grand Tonic x10, Remedy x9, Phoenix Essence x5, Phoenix Incense x2, Nostrum x3, Smelling Salts Pumpkin Bomb (causes poisoned by 1, asleep, blinded, sealed, and confused to all opponents when used), Fire Bomb, Neutralizer x3, Herbal Infusions x3 (Removes Negative Effects and causes Blessed and Transcended effects), Oculoid Miasma, Elixir x2, Tiger Balm, Ether Core, Health Core, Potion, 2x Mead, 16 Venoms, 2 Deadly Venoms, Jinxy Juice, Love Potion, 2x Bone *Tools: Magic Compass, Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, Shovel, Pickaxe, Telescope, Decamodifier *Sheep: Baaffy (Pet Sheep; whenever unleashed deals the fast asleep effect to one random opponent once per battle, unlimited use) Quest/Roleplay Items: Masson's Journal Entry #11, Map of Brendenton, Spider Coin (worth 1 gp), Forest Journal, Blue Syndicate Outfit, Kayla's Mask, Ulric's Letter Flynn Flisperer, Lind Whisperer, The Grey Foxer *Encouraged at half health* *Free hits have a 1/6 chance to be redirected to a random opponent* 21-year-old elf male Human of the Munchkin tribe Class: Assassin Level: 17.5 Defense: 3 Health: 29/29 (7+17+5) Gold: 2 Glory Points: 14 Equipment: Ethereal Deck (Playing Cards) (WP:7, throwing weapon), Invader's Armour (SP: 3, wearer is encouraged when their current health is at half or below the wearer's maximum level), Cloak of Deception (Free hits against the wearer have a 1/6 chance to be redirected to a random opponent; Backwear, suitable for anyone), Medal of Valor (This pendant is awarded by the Bonapartes to those who show their heroism in the battle against piracy. The wearer gains double experience in battle. Accessory) Inventory: Plasma Shield (SP: 3, user absorbs electric attacks), Trickster's Mask of the Human (suitable for anyone, changes users appearance into a human of the same gender, accessory), Mugger's Mask (Protects from loss of gold from gold stealing enemies, headwear.), Darker Ethereal Deck (Playing Cards) (WP:7, throwing weapon) • Bedroll, Shovel •Mead, x3 Potions, Remedy, Bone • Newspaper with Picture of Lupine (Quest/role-playing item), Alfendi's Cape, Alfendi Lupine's Blank Calling Cards Decamon Deck: Tweetybird (Flying 1), Mud Frog (Rock 2) Loaned Out Gear: Akrone Fez (Artifact; SP: 1, Max. Health: +1, Headwear, suitable for anyone) ~ Loaned out to Jinnipher Buchaire Loaned Gear: Phoenix Incense x1 ~ Loaned by Skrall Jinnipher Buchaire (JimBee) 76-year-old female Moon Elven Knight Level 1 Power Bonus: 3 Health: 13/13 Defense: 6 Gold: 0 Equipment: Crescent Sword (WP:3; longsword), Plasma Shield (SP: 3, absorbs electricty, belongs to Lind), Anniversary Medal (SP+3, Power+3, Ether+3, Health+3, immune to Fire, accessory, belongs to Lind). Inventory: 2x Potion, Bedroll, Phoenix Incense, Full-Moon Shield (SP: 2) Sandman, Level 30 Sniper *Immune to Sleep/Deep Sleep* HP: 45/45 SP: 4 Gold: 300 Lethality: 1/6 Equipment: Somnamblast (WP: 13, 1/6 chance of inflicting Sleep on succesful hits, handcannon), Sandblasted Helmet (SP: 2, immune to sleep/deep sleep), Sandblasted Robes (SP: 2) Inventory: Grand Potion x3, Sleep Bomb, Old Guitar (WP: 0), Phoenix Incense

Sorrow walks through the portal.

As the QM who would be facilitating the Whisperer-Whacking, I'd roll damage/special damage as a miss.

Skrall's contraption lands with a plop... one of the shapes darts towards it, enticed by the bone, only to recieve a shcoking surprise. With a burst of electricity, green pieces of gore burst from the water... "Looks like a tentacle burst out of the water..." The three shapes burst from the water, landing on deck... Three octopi, holding rusty weapons. They advance towards the heroes... "There was a shipwreck 'round here few years ago, but for fish to get clever enough to ue the weapons that sunk with it...?" QM Note: Battle starts within a few hours!