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Don't you find all those clothes restrictive, sir? Yeah, but that's why I don't wear any underwear. That way, it still manages to stay airy and jiggly down there.

I will follow him | pombe | Sea Rats

Dramatis Personae: Previously: http://www.eurobrick...opic=127388&hl= Somewhere on the high seas... Captain, it's no use! We can't catch the Absolutely Fabulous. Our ship is just not fast enough. Then feast your eyes on this latest marvel of Oleon engineering! I have commisioned a ship with double the sails for double the speed! Behold, the Bieber Fever! She has a speed rating of 6! Alois can't run from me now! HA HA HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!! Sir, there's no ship class with a speed rating of 6 in this game. My dear, dear Dieter. Stop and think for a second. She can be whatever we want her to be if we don't license her! HA HA! The master naval tactician strikes again! That's genius, sir! Sir! The crew can't figure out how the rigging works! Nevermind that! There's the Absolutely Fabulous! FULL SPEED AHEAD!!! Sir, the Absolutely Fabulous is sailing through the narrow cliffs! We won't make it! It's too late! We'll hit the cliffs! BRACE FOR IMPACT!!! Alois, my love. You have beat me again like only you can. But I'll be back for you. I'll be back with all my heart. All comments and criticisms welcome!

Location: H06 - Farmolis Tags: Spaceship Dramatis Personae: Previously: http://www.eurobrick...howtopic=134086 Currently, on Farmolis... FAPPIE! WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE ON FARMOLIS?!?!?! FAPPIE tired of playing "joystick" with Master. FAPPIE leaving Master to join racing circuit. NO FAPPIE!!! PLEASE COME BACK!!! Comments and criticisms are all welcome!

All my monies to Bob!

Sorry for the late response. I've been out of town. It's a legal connection.

Location: H06 - Farmolis Tags: Spaceship Previously: http://www.eurobrick...howtopic=133434 Currently, on Farmolis... Hey, a Merchant Confederate pilot wants to join the circuit. Bring 'em on. The more, the merrier. Comments and criticisms are all welcome!

Location: F03 - Forring Tags: Spaceship Dramatis Personae: Previously: http://www.eurobrick...howtopic=133114 Currently, on Forring... What?! Now a Separatist alien wants to join the racing circuit? Sure, why not? Money is money. That's true. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ FAPPIE!!! NOT LIKE THAT! WHERE’S THE ENTHUSIASM?!?!?! Sorry, Master... Comments and criticisms are all welcome!

Mom, you seriously need to lighten up. ...

Chaaaaa chaa chaaaaa chaaa! Chaaaaaaaa chaa chaa chaa chaaaaa chaa chaaaaaa chaaa chaaaaaaa! I'm so happy that Spacer Steve was alright, too! Maybe next time I could give him some mouth to mouth, as well!

Wow, mom! Did you really model for that? Um...of course not! They must have stolen my image from security camera footage and used that to model my...um..."love toy"... Uh huh. What?! Really!

Location: F03 - Forring Tags: Spaceship Dramatis Personae: Previously: http://www.eurobrick...howtopic=132578 Currently, on Forring... Let me get this straight: you want to register for the Kawashita Underground Racing Circuit? That's right. You know that Kawashita and the Dust Demons aren't exactly on friendly terms, right? Is she saying that we aren't good enough for their fancy racing club? I think she's too scared to race against us. Shut up, you two! Ignore them. If Kawashita has an issue with us Dust Demons, let's settle it by racing. I don't know. What do you think, Sue? I say why not? First, you need more racers after Ishmael scared most of your regulars off. Second, this is illegal underground racing, anyway. Yes, yes, I know Kawashita makes money off the registration fees and takes a commission on the gambling, but if the Space Police ever busted you, Kawashita would disavow any knowledge of this. So it's not like this is some sort of formal agreement between Kawashita and the Dust Demons. That's true. So your answer is? Alright, here are the forms. Be sure to have your credits ready. Did you bring your ride? It's right here. Alright, get ready. You'll be racing in heat 16. Let's go, boys. Captain, be careful. Show 'em who's boss, Captain! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ YES!!! YESSS!!! WHEW...FAPPIE...LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!! Yes, Master... Comments and criticisms are all welcome!

Wow! It's been a year! Here are some of my favorites.

All my monies to Bob!

Phew! Thank goodness for Alois! The only gun on this boat belongs to him, but his expertise from being in the Oleon military allowed him to fire his rifle so quickly that it seemed like we had an entire regiment onboard! RAPID FIRE!!!

Licensed Marital Arts Studio

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting | pombe | Sea Rats

Dramatis Personae: Currently, at Rassilon... It appears that Lucy has finally set up her martial arts studio. It certainly looks imposing. I especially like the strength projected by the dragon head. If I wanted to learn how to fight, this would certainly be the place to do it. MARKETING!!! Anyways, shall we go inside and take a look? He says he's looking for work, but I know he's spending all his time hanging out at the local tavern with the guys being a good for nothing! Mmm-hmm. So your husband is a loser? Yes! My mother was so right about him! I should have listened to her! And on top of that he snores! So not only is he a loser, but he prevents you from sleeping, as well. Let me jot this down. IN THE DOGHOUSE!!! What's all this?! What are you doing?! You're interrupting a private session! I thought this was supposed to be a martial arts studio! You stupid professor! I told you that this was a marital arts studio! What do you even think I study? You're supposed to be my advisor! Given that you're Asian, I figured it was some sort of martial arts. First, we've gone over this. There is no Asia in this world. Second, that's racist. Third, no serious accredited and internationally recognized institution would give out a doctorate in the martial arts! What world are you living in? Then what do you study? Psychology, you stupid professor! This is my office where I conduct couples counseling! This is fantastic! I'm glad that you're offering the Sea Rats access to psychological guidance on this island. SENSEI-TIONAL!!! @$#%%&*^*@#%%&*#$@#$#^%#$#!!! Comments and criticisms are all welcome!

Location: F03 - Forring Tags: Spaceship, Land Vehicle Dramatis Personae: Previously: http://www.eurobrick...howtopic=131872 Currently, somewhere on Forring... So you bought him an Octan personal assistant? Yeah, I was thinking of a way I could keep him from being lonely while I was away, running the Kawashita Underground Racing Circuit. I heard the Octan CLAPPIE was a popular model, but you were all sold out. So you bought him a FAPPIE? I'm sort of regretting that now. He doesn't seem to want to spend as much time with me anymore. You do know that FAPPIE stands for "Friendly Assisting Personal Pleasuring Indecent Entertainer", right? Sure. I just wanted something that would remind him of me while I was gone, you know? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Meanwhile, at "Guns" on Forring... Would Master like it if I felt his guns again? YES FAPPIE!!! MASTER WANTS YOU TO FEEL HIS GUNS!!! The build above is recycled and should not be judged. And afterwards, would Master like to play another game of "joystick"? YES!!! MASTER WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE THAT, FAPPIE!!! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Meanwhile, a Dust Demon ship approaches Forring... Captain, we've arrived at Forring. You're sure the Kawashita operative is here? This is a long way from Kawashita space. Yes, Captain. Our spies have followed her here. Then prepare the crew. Yes, Captain. Comments and criticisms are all welcome!

I do recall being on Torresta around that time for a family meet up...but my memory is fuzzy with the events. I think I underwent one too many debriefings. What do you think, sis? I do like to wear your clothes... It's hard to say, since I like to wear your hair. And yes, we had a family meet up, so I was there, too. And yes...like you, I had too many debriefings to count. And we both love eating sausage. Hmm...could it be? You mean it could be one of our other brothers or sisters? The problem is that we all love eating sausages. Yes, it could be any one of us.

All my monies to Bob!

Location: F03 - Forring Tags: Spaceship, Land Vehicle, Civil Building Dramatis Personae: Previously: http://www.eurobrick...howtopic=130763 Currently, above Forring... I can't wait for you to meet him, Sue. He's totally, totally dreamy. He must be one heck of a guy. Oh, he totally is! He's so smart. And he's so cool and trendy. He always wears these super awesome glasses and he's replaced all his natural teeth with 24 karat gold ones. Even his hair is cool. His hair says he's all business in the front, and all party in the back. And boy does his front mean business and his back mean party.... Wow! But best of all, his arms...his arms...are just...his arms...so...so...dreamy.... Shaniqua, is there a reason we're heading to Forring? Shouldn't we be heading to Kawashita space? Oh, he's a M.A.N.T.I.S. employee. I see. Anyways, we'll land over here and take a speeder the rest of the way. His work is just a short drive from here. There it is. He sells weapons? Not quite. Anyways, we're here. Come, come, come! I can't wait to introduce you! Alright, alright. I've never seen you so giddy before. Sue, this is my boyfriend, Alan Bobby Johnny. Alan Bobby Johnny, this is my former commander, Sue. Alan Bobby Johnny runs this M.A.N.T.I.S. fitness club here on Forring. Nice to meet you, Alan Bobby Johnny. You have three first names? THAT'S RIGHT! BECAUSE WINNERS COME IN FIRST! AND I'M THREE TIMES A WINNER! ONLY LOSERS HAVE NAMES THAT COME IN LAST! I'M THINKING ABOUT ADDING A FOURTH FIRST NAME TO BECOME FOUR TIMES A WINNER! Isn't he dreamy, Sue? I'm happy that you're happy, Shaniqua. DO YOU SEE MY GUNS?! DON'T YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY GUNS! LOOK AT THESE GUNS! I DON'T MIND IF YOU WANT TO TOUCH THEM! I WANT TO TOUCH THEM ALL THE TIME! TOUCH MY GUNS! I'm...um, am too intimidated by your guns to touch them. I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL LADY! I GET INTIMIDATED BY HOW AWESOME THEY ARE, TOO! BUT I STILL WANT TO TOUCH THEM! I HAVE DAYS WHERE I'M PARALYZED BY THIS DILEMMA! Thank you for understanding. I'm sure it must be difficult. So...have you ever considered adding "leg days" to your routine? WHAT'S A LEG DAY?! ARE YOU OVER YOUR INTIMIDATION, YET? DO YOU WANT TO FEEL MY GUNS?! Comments and criticisms are all welcome!

All my monies to Bob!

Currently, on Farmolis... Comments and criticisms welcome!