Professor Flitwick

Dr. Gilda, did you remove Petey and Pennie's funny bone? They don't seem to be enjoying themselves, and it's the only explanation I've got... Or is that the most delicious part of us animals? Is that the bit of me you're going to eat first? Note to self: The Walrus keeps sniffing me. Clearly seeing when I'm ripe for eating. Keep away from him at all costs.

Penguin, you've excelled yourself! They're the best we've had in a while, and they just got funnier as they went on!

I'll say! He can teach me any day! I bet he'd never consider eating a living Mouse!

You monster! You're eating sentient beings! They can talk, I read it in a book once, you just need to put them up to your ear to hear them! You'll be eating me next!

Note to self: He's admitted to considering cannibalizing another animal. Stay away from him at all costs.

Maybe she's eaten too many of her kind, and has Bovine spongiform encephalopathy? That's why she's the only Cow in the village; she's eaten the rest! I hope she doesn't eat me next!

Well, it's probably someone in the game. That narrows the list down to Rick, Dragonator, Rufus, WhiteFang, CorneliusMurdock or Shadows. Not a lot to go on, Inspector!

F@$*wit Ferret - The alternative name I came up with for my character in 'The Forest Part II'. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Probably from Hinckley?

How the hell am I supposed to know why you all want to eat this adorable rodent? First you all plot to eat me, then you spoil the next Harriet Slutter book? Meanie! Oh well, I never really cared for his character. I sure hope Professor Fuckwit lives though. Maybe he really loves the taste of Lions...

5 people missing? What if they've been ea- Fish? I love fish. I read about a man who married a fish once. Is that why you all want fish? To marry them? You're not eating them are you? Good, that would be murder. Maybe he's been eaten? Oh no! I don't want to be eaten! Maybe we'll have to eat them. I bet that'll be how you all disguise eating me. "It's all part of the lynch Mandy, now get in the oven!" You're so hungry from anthropomorphic flesh, you don't care whose it is!

MaskedBuilder has yet to put up the Character feedback for Jedi Temple Mafia. Maybe they've gone out of fashion?

Oh my God, they must be serving live animals! Note to self: Stay away from the Goats.

Oh my God! Don't let me stand next to a Parrot alone. Or anyone, for that matter... I mean, hi folks! Fuckwit Ferret Mindy Mouse here. Actually, over there. Away from you guys...

Thothwick entered the Hall, after a day of tireless searching and back-tracking. The Marketplace? Nothing. The Harbour? Nada. The Sungold Hill? Zilch. "Half of Eubric searched, and no sign of him. Has he not just left Heroica Hall, but Eubric itself?" Sitting himself down in the Saloon, Thothwick realised how parched his day of searching had made him. "Ms. Scheherazade? A sherry, if you would be so kind."

Thothwick strode into the hall for the first time since he departed for Dastan. Throughout his entire journey in the foreign land, he only one question on his mind: "Would he still be there?" There were none of his fellow Metasimian to be found in the hall, let alone the one he wanted. "Perhaps he's assisting cousin Byblos in the library?" Save for his cousin, he found the library to be devoid of his kind. "Maybe he is partaking in a drink?" Alas, the saloon yield no Hoptet. Crestfallen, Thothwick sat on a nearby chair. "Had the wait proved too much for him?"

Someone else is being called a fuckwit? There can be only one! 1. What is your favorite FABULAND set? 3625 Sandy Seagull's Aeroplane. Why? Seagulls can fly all by themselves, but Sandy Seagull chose to display his affluence by purchasing a private plane he doesn't even need. 2. What is your favorite EB Mafia moment? I'll always have fond memories of Harriet's plays. 3. What is your favorite acronym? BBBQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqqqJctNMVI

Great Quest Zepher, it's my favourite thus far. The pictures you supplied were great, and almost always on time (I believe the exception was the Chimera, whose pictured arrived several days late), as were the NPC's. I felt U'Vires to be a very believable villain, tired of the oppression of his people, and wanting to enact revenge. It takes a lot to make a villain with whom people feel some sympathy for, but you did a great job with him. I do have one complaint. After Constance was killed, we seemed to spend several days waiting for other quests to catch up, and once we were on the move, Constance's funeral took place in the exact same place when the group dispersed, leaving no opportunity to roleplay the events of the funeral. If another group of interlocking-Quests happens, I recommend stretching out some of the more unimportant events to give the Heroes something to do. I agree with your criticism about Thothwick. I didn't want him to seem too lovelorn, so I tried to keep it just to himself. I think the main reason Thothwick doesn't befriend many heroes is because of his background of, gentry/Downton Abbey-styled rigidity (which I should really start to bring up more, but I have difficult trying to bring up what he's thinking, as opposed to what he's saying). There are heroes he gets a long with, such as Thormanil/swils from his second Quest, or Tarn in his most recent Quest, but I'm not sure if they'd be considered 'friends' (William could've fallen into this category, they fough the Cultists who were going to sacrifice the Dragon together, the Chimera together, then starting the final battle together, but due to VP's unfortunate absence, it didn't come to fruition). Due to his gradual hatred and exposure to Witches (Wren in his first Quest, Baba in his second, Atramor and Wren in his third Quest), he mainly focused his distemper on Atramor. Speaking of which, CallMePie, I hope Thothwicks constant distrust of Atramor didn't grow too weary. Also, VP/Zepher, I hope you didn't mind what I did with William whilst you/he was away. I didn't want to make him talk, for fear of making him say something out of character, so I made him mime his actions, which later evolved to full on acting! So, I hope his acrobatic nature didn't ruin his character/any serious moments. Overall, great Quest Zepher. Now, I'm off to read Quest 29 and 31!

"I respect your views, Mr. Tarn, and I agree with them in part. Mr. Phyllius has done an awful lot to help us, and as I previously stated, merits proper reward. But, if we're talking about fixing the plight of the U'Kin, it is my belief that a U'Kin knows what is for the best. Whom do you think understand famine more, the one whose starving, or the one whose watching? I am going to stand by my decision that the new Emperor should be this new U'Kin, but we shall come to a conclusion via a majority decision, and if you all decide to vote for Mr. Phyllius, I shall understand, and be happy to see a good human crowned Emperor. However, I implore you to think of the minorities in this society, and how an U'Kin's nomination will go a long way." Thothwick turns to Mr. Phyllius, the likeliest nomination to be Emperors. "Mr. Phyllius, I do hope you don't consider my lobbying of this new U'Kin - if I may ask, what is his name? - to be and affront upon you and your services."

"Whilst that is good news, Mr. Mallelio, I believe we should go one better, and create the first U'Kin emperor. Perhaps Mr. Phyllius can replace this U'Kin as Head of the Dragon Knights? I assume that it outranks his current position of Head Advisor, as you stated that this new U'Kin currently holds advisory powers to the Emperors. What with Mr. Phyllius' good standing amongst the Dragons, it seems it would be an ideal career move, in my opinion. What do my fellow heroes think of this?"

Sorry, just thought I'd join in. Looking forward to this, Hinck!

"Whilst I agree with my comgrades in saying that Mr. Phil is a man of valour, bravery and countless other admirable qualities warranted in an emperor, and should be rewarded greatly for his services to Dastan, but I must state that I believe there is a better candidate, though I know not of their name. This is the U'Kin's homeland, and they mandate a proper representation amongst the emperors, in order to be able to properly fix their plight. Now that U'Stus has past, who is the acting leader of the peaceful party of the U'Kin? I suggest they would make a suitable replacement for the future of Dastan to be fairer."

Thothwick looked up to find Dragons once again reigning in the sky, and could not help but smile. "It had not been for naught. An empire and a race have been rejuvenated to their power, thanks to our efforts." "Mr. Phil, your Imperial Majesty, it has been a honour to serve at the will of Dastan. Words are such meagre things, and fell shall fall short if I were to attempt to surmise the simultaneous feelings of pride and sorrow I feel upon seeing Dastan's new form, upon arising from the ashes. Countless peoples have died needlessly - not to mention the wretched Wren has slipped our clutches once more - but Dastan is now changing. I do hope that this new era of Dastan will address the plight of the U'kin, soon. We have spent a long time here, and we soon need to set sail. What is this finale task you have for us?"

As Thothwick arrived in the South Corridor, the battle ended. He leaned up against the nearest wall, and breathed a sigh of relief. "Praise Orang Pendek."