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  1. Lind Whisperer
    "...Vorpalis somehow deduced that Faust was staying in Eubric from my mentioning I was a representative of Heroica.But on the upside, there are still plenty of Heros back in Eubric, and a giant black dragon with blue claws isn't something that can be that easily overlooked." "So...The two options are drop our weapons, so you can take us to our deaths - because I've seen Vorpalis, and whether or not he's a "good guy," he doesn't really seem big on second chances - or...we "hostile" you, "commandeer" your gear, and then go clean out the palace.Yeah...tough choice."
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    "Oh Scheiße...Does anyone have Z-mail correspondence with anyone in Eubric?"
  3. Lind Whisperer
    "...That's going to throw a hitch in my plan to take you all in, collect the bounty on y'alls heads, then we all whip out weapons and kill Vorpalis, and split the bounty five ways..."
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    "...Madam Witch, might I borrow your Trickster's Mask of the Elf?" Lind blanched. "...When you say out-of-country, do you mean...out of country? ...Any idea what country?" :cry_happy: :cry_happy: :cry_happy: :cry_happy: :cry_happy: :cry_happy: "Who else is on the list?" Hmm...It doesn't sound disbelievable... "What sort of something?And can anyone loan me a fedora and a bullwhip?"
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    "No, that Vorpalis was exiled, got bored of being exiled, and came back here and kicked Faust out. So, we're here to kick Vorpalis out." "I specifically said we needed to convince them to let us keep our weapons. Read what I-Er, listen to what I said." "...Were you two hired specifically, or...could anyone collect the bounty?"
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    "You know, I might be wrong about the evil duplicates thing. If you were an opposite duplicate of Princess Jenny, you'd be a lot more sociable..." "...Yes. Death to all pastries!" Lind turned and whispered to the rest of the party in a voice low enough that it couldn't be overheard."For starters, this plan is crazy. What if we surrendered and let them take us in?" He held up his hand before anyone could object. "That way, we'd have direct, unobscured passage straight to Vorpalis. And, if we wait to attack until after they've been paid, we might make a little bit of spare change... The problem would be getting them to let us keep our weapons. Well, one of the bigger problems, anyway..." "And I'm going to point out that that's exactly what you'd say if you were lying to us.No offense meant, just pointing out the obvious."
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    "Only problem being that some nimrod glued the hat to my head, else I'd have taken it off a very, very long time ago." He leaned closer and grimaced. "I'm getting the bad feeling I was the nimrod.""...Don't ask me why, because I don't know."
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    "My congratulations - that's quite an accomplishment!" the Munchkin said, with complete sincerity. "...You're the one with "in-the-field" experience in the matter, not me, but how many ogres do you really run into on an island populated almost solely by Moon Elves? Plus, he's carrying a big club, which would make sense, if he's supposed to be an evil version of our crossbow wielding leader..."
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    "If you want to define yourself as not being an adult, that's your choice, but unfortunately, I have reached the age of physical maturity. Admittedly, the jury's still out on behavioral maturity..." Lind addressed the ogre. "Out of curiosity, where's y'alls Munchkin? I need to kill him before everyone starts voting to swap him out for me."Linds surreptitiously removes the Medal of Valor and equips his Anniversary Medal.
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    ....Are we reading two alternate universe versions of the same quest? Because "Let the adults talk now," is maybe 200 on the Scoville scale. Maybe.
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    "Without any information to the contrary, my guess is they're evil duplicates of us..." Lind muttered to the rest of the group.Lind stepped forward, and spread his hands apart. "Who do we think we are? Excellent question. I personally think myself to be an aspiring trickster rogue, with a clever tongue and a fairly impressive vocabulary. The moon elf thinks she's leading the group, and that she's a princess, while the ogre hunter thinks and knows that he's the actual leader. The mystic knight thinks he's in love with a elf that sounds suspiciously like my love, and the witch thinks that she's really tired of listening to the moon elf and I. Perhaps, a more useful question would be who are you two?"
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    Lind stretched. "Kid, I've faced the dragon solo. And trust me, Vorpalis isn't as formidable as you'd think he be.I mean, sure, he's forty, maybe fifty feet tall, with four horns, bright blue claws that can make fog explode, he can breath fog that can give you nightmares and explode, and he wants to kill pretty much anyone he meets - but all in all, he's not that scary. Now star lizards - star lizards are scary." "What he said." "Not to ruin the moment, but we might want to move on towards the forests, now. There's dragons - well, dragon - to be slain."
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    Lind looked at the piece of machine with obvious love. "The next obvious squabble will be over who gets to carry it...I, of course, submit my candidacy..." Lind tossed the woman the container of Barnacle Broth and 20 gold. "'S'not much, but maybe it'll help..."
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    Already called it a few pages back. It's not a perfect match - if you look closely, the bone printing has several major differences - two of the biggest being that the leg bones are printed on the sides of the legs rather than the fronts, and instead of printing on the belt, they just subbed in a solid white pair of hips - but it's definitely the closest(and only!) parts released so far. I was so close to a full Jester outfit, I even had the hat...but the Stromlings didn't spawn fast enough for...the pants, I think it was? Possibly the shirt, too?, and I didn't have enough spare time for grinding. That spawn rate was really atrocious. About five spawned an hour, it seemed like, and you needed in the hundreds for the gear... Are we positive it's a new mold? It looks awfully similar to one of the Friends hairpieces...It would be really nice if the pirate captain's hook was in bley - we need it for Captain Knife. So far the two options are old light grey and silver, neither of which exactly match. (Old light grey isn't actually that far off, and probably would look closer to the way it looked in-game but the "correct" color would be bley, as LU was created long after the pallet update...) But comparing the color of the sword to the hook, it looks like it'll be silver again...
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    Lind stood to attention, ready to follow the group.
  16. Lind Whisperer
    We really could use more Polishes as drops...What's the exact Anniversary of Heroica*? *E.g., what day is it on which Anniversary Medals flip over to 4s...
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    Out of curiosity, are Shadeaux Capes banned, or just an ultra-rare drop?
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    I was also under the impression it had been OK'd...
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    "...I call dibs on top billing." "...You nearly got murdered in the fog by a demonic piano?"
  20. Lind Whisperer
    "Something which was...?" "...The point was, I did my best. And I "apologize" that I failed to stop a forty-foot tall - and that's a low-ball number - dragon from killing a man he was already holding in his claws and was intent on killing.Holding me responsible for Marlow's death is pointless and stupid. It was an impossible situation. There was no way for me to save him. Never-the-less, I did what I could to try and save him. I did not succeed. It happens." "Please pardon me one minute while I laugh my head off." "No, it's in our best interest to go kill a dragon. You know, like we were hired to do. You seem to misunderstand the concept of safety in numbers..." "No, honey, it would be you who is honestly doing the least to help the party. I, taking absolutely nothing else into account, am mildly well-armored and can serve at the barest minimum as cannon fodder. You'll get killed if anything so much as breathes on you.The only thing you bring is Moon elf ancestry, and to be honest, that hasn't been of any real use. It hasn't held the party up, but it hasn't speed us up any either." Lind shook his head. He stepped over to Skrall. "Perhaps, sir, I should scout up through the forests while you all head on to Algon, and then we rendezview outside of Mermont? It might do the party some good to clear the air a bit. Worst comes to worse, I guess I get to see some fog-visions..." OoC: I've got Flee, if I run into any battles. "Just for the record, I...don't do well when I'm drunk. I may seem like myself, but...I'm not." The Munchkin looked sadly down at the ground. "I...I just don't, and...I...just don't..."
  21. Lind Whisperer
    "How did I chicken out? I wanted to go off into the fog, yes, but I followed the party leader's orders. How is that chickening out? "Again, how was I a coward? I reluctantly ceded to the party leader, because he was the mega-blocking party leader! I wanted to go investigate the sounds, but I had been given the responsibility of following the party leader's orders - and I followed them."I'm not "I want to go kill either clean out some forests, or clean out Mermont, and then eventually kill a dragon like we were supposed to. You want to install a moratorium on talking, fine. But in case everyone forgets, we do have a job we're supposed to be doing. And although y'all are all very strong, tough heroes, this is the sort of mission that needs cannon fodder. It'll take more than four people to kill that dragon - unless the sniper gets off a lucky shot. But I have a feeling Vorpalis isn't the sort of dragon to die by a single shot, no matter how well-placed..."
  22. Lind Whisperer
    "Got it. I was assuming that we'd be going off in search of the Ancient Dragon Magnet of the Olympiads, or something..." "Wait a minute, sister. I'm the one that's jeopardized the mission? You were the one that's been fighting the leader this entire time! I'm not arguing that I've engaged in and caused my full share and then some of squabbles - but I have always followed the leader and followed the rest of the team! You're the one that's disobeying orders and running off into dangerous fog! My mouth got someone killed? I was the only person there, and I'm not trained in Diplomacy - which you are, I might add. I did my best, and I stand by what I did. Vorpalis was determined to kill all of Faust's followers. Marlow would have died no matter what I tried to do."
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    Seconded!
  24. Lind Whisperer
    "...I...never said that. ...Anyways, it'd be proper - making sure they receive a proper burial and all..." "Well, I figured the king'd prefer a fully reclaimed Moone, but I'm all for going straight there, if the party'd prefer..." "Hey! I told him to put the gentleman down slowly! I even said please!" "...Dragon magnet?"
  25. Lind Whisperer
    Hey, you can make it up to use by having there be plenty of "personal effects" for us to transport back to the Hall.
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