FABUpunk! Mafia II–Day Three, Bad Morning, Y'all

[Hinckley]

Players (in their anonymous character accounts) only please!!!

Congratulations Marlowe Monkey for winning one of the roleplay awards for Day Two!

Congratulations Rutherford Raccoon for winning one of the roleplay awards for Day Two!

Rules

(Deviations from the EB standard Mafia rules are in bold blue. Modified clauses have been struck through.)

1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town (Emancipators) or the Scum (Baby Dragon Haters). To win the game, the Town must kill off all threats to the Town, while the Mafia needs to kill off all players who are not a member of their team, or nothing can prevent this from happening (see example role PMs below) Third-Party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles.

1a. This is an anonymous game and you may only post in your character account sent to you by the host. Be sure to check before you post that you are in your anonymous account and not in your main Eurobricks account.

1b. When communicating in private, you should not reveal you true identities to each other, either.

1c. You have been given a Personality Quirk to play. Roleplaying is highly encouraged in this game. After all, you're playing happy, adorable little animals. Feel free to ignore what I've created for you and make up your own personality quirk to play. I will attempt a Darkdragon and award a roleplaying prize to a player or players each game day. This (virtual) prize is for fun only and has no effect on game mechanics.

2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting is mandatory. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character. Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character. No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player.

2a. You may not vote for yourself.

2b. You may not purposely break the rules to garner penalty votes (this will be dealt with on a case by case basis, and I hope I don't need to address it).

3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end when a majority vote has been reached. A majority being reached will not end the day. The day will continue for the full 72 hours and any majority vote that is reached can be overturned. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of the night stage.

3.5. Players may not target the same player two nights in a row, and may not target themselves. Players may not target themselves, unless otherwise noted in your role PM. Players CAN target the same player two nights in a row.

4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the following day.

5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to or from you in PM with the game host. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. Similarly, you may not directly quote any communications that were sent to you by other players in the game. If you wish to reveal private communications, these must also be paraphrased. 

5a. The Role PM is structured for every player in this way:

Player: Your EB Profile

Character: Character name

Affiliation: Town (Emancipators) or Scum (Baby Dragon Haters) or Neutral

Role: [Either the details of a Night Action or] Vanilla. You have no ability. Your power is in your vote! Use it wisely.

Win Condition: Either (You win when all threats to the Emancipators are eliminated) or (You win when all the Emancipators and any other factions are eliminated or nothing can prevent this from happening) or (Neutral's win condition)

Character Quirk: See Role 1c.

6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread; you must always play the role given to you. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game.

6a. PMing (or writeboard activity) is only allowed during the Night phase for every player.

7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on.

8. You may not edit your posts. You literally can't, anyway.

9. You must post in every day thread.

10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM.

11. Violation of the above rules will result in a vote penalty of half the required majority against you on your first offense, and the death of your character on your second offense. Violation of rule 7 will have a heavier penalty, including suspension, made at the discretion of the Games Moderator. A warning will be given upon our first violation of Rule 1. Do be careful when posting to ensure you are posting from the correct account.

12. There are no hints or clues in the day/night images.

NPC

Wolfrik Walrus, Captain of The Pluto

Pernilla, a pig

Omrom, a baby dragon

Covam, a baby dragon

Torgam, a baby dragon

Players (13)

Bartosz Bulldog, male, Royal Mopper

Benicia Bear, female, Town Crier

Corrina Cow, female, Royal Astrologer

Emeric Elephant, male, Emmisary to the Elves

Franczeska Fox, female, Advisor to the King

Gilford Goat, male, Distiller

Holbrook Horse, male, Captain of the Royal Guard

Hyacinth Hippo, female, Stable Hand

Leatrix Lamb, female, Tutor of the Royal Brats

Marlowe Monkey, female, Imperator of Dreams

Parvani Poodle, female, Seamstress

Rutherford Raccoon, male, Troubador

Shainen Sheepdog, male, Stevedore

The Deceased (3)

Caladon Crocodile, male, Dragon Herder, killed on Night One–Emancipator

Mobley Mouse, male, Baby Dragon Bather, killed on Night One–Emancipator

Bixby Bunny, female, Baroness of the Royal Crest, killed on Night Two–Baby Dragon Hater

Day Three has begun. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. All PMing and writeboard activity must now cease. There is no outside communication allowed during the Day thread. Night Actions results are currently being sent and should all be out within the next ten minutes. Thank you!

[Rutherford Raccoon]

Yes! Yes!

The raccoon is overtaken with shouts of joy having been vigilante last night.

[Gilford Goat]

Rutherford you fucking legend!

[Emeric Elephant]

Great! Looks like the Raccoon is cleared town and not Trickster. I take back anything bad I said about you.

Damnit another gust of cold! I'm telling you all, something is haunting me! Last night, my toenail collection jar was knocked on the ground. Is it the ghost of Bixby Bunny?

[Gilford Goat]

Okay so I investigated the Fox last night but was unsuccesful.  

[Bartosz Bulldog]

Last night I successfully blocked the fox

Borf.

[Omrom]

Oh, doodness! Sowwy I'm wate again! I had to wash aww of dat eviw bunny bwood off of my cwaws. Yuck! It tasted vewy tewwibow.

Hewe awe the wowes dat da Twicktew wiww be abow to hand out today!

Scum gets deiw factionaw kiww
Scum gets a Bwockew
Scum gets a (optionaw cwosed wowe, Twicktew wiww decides)

1. Bomb-pwoof Bomb Defusew *
2. Watchew
3. Twackew
4. Investigatow
5. Beholdew
6. Pwince
7. Fwying Pumpkin Dat Shoots Wasew Beams Out Of Its Ass
8. Vengefuw Investigatow
9. Vengefuw Watchew
10. Vengefuw Twacker
11. Westwess Spiwit
12. Vote Thief
13. Vengefuw Vote Thief
14. Baby Dwagon Wuwwaby
15. Baby Dwagon Swumbew Pawty

* denotes any wowe dat da Twicktew is wequiwed to assign.

[Gilford Goat]

6 minutes ago, Bartosz Bulldog said:

Last night I successfully blocked the fox

Borf.

Maybe next best thing? 

Will a bomb receiver know or be allowed to say they have a bomb?

Just now, Omrom said:

Fwying Pumpkin Dat Shoots Wasew Beams Out Of Its Ass

LMAO

[Corrina Cow]

2 minutes ago, Omrom said:

I had to wash aww of dat eviw bunny bwood off of my cwaws. Yuck! It tasted vewy tewwibow.

What did I tell you, young man??? No more marshmallows for you if you're going to eat blood! 

Congrats, Rutherford, both for the kill and the award! Only one thing ... why did the crow do your kill if he hates dragon babies and said so? I feel like our resident narrator has messed you over again, like yesterday. Why does he hate you so much?  Don't worry, it doesn't make me suspect you again, I'm just giving him a hard time.

As for roles, I am told I was successful in mine, so all that worrying I did was for nothing. As a few of you know, I was the defuser, so hopefully there won't be any explosions tomorrow night. Speaking of which, why do we have a second one today with no anarchist to plant a new bomb? Omrom, have you been drinking something else?

Wait, one more thing. Why was it a "bad morning"? We got out first success, that's a good morning!

[Bartosz Bulldog]

13 minutes ago, Omrom said:

Here are the roles that the Twicktew will be able to hand out today!

Scum gets a Blocker
Scum gets a (optional closed role, Teickter will decides)

1. Bomb-proof Bomb Defuser *
2. Watcher
3. Tracker
4. Investigator
5. Beholder
6. Prince
7. Flying Pumpkin That Shoots Laser Beams Out Of Its Ass
8. Vengeful Investigator
9. Vengeful Watcher
10. Vengeful Tracker
11. Restless Spirit
12. Vote Thief
13. Vengeful Vote Thief
14. Baby Dragon lullaby
15. Baby Dragon Slumber Party

* denotes any role that the Trickter is required to assign.

The dirty mop water bucket forsees my translation services are needed once again! The mop pail has spoken!

Borf.

[Gilford Goat]

13 minutes ago, Corrina Cow said:

Speaking of which, why do we have a second one today with no anarchist to plant a new bomb?

Hider?

[Holbrook Horse]

Bye bye bunny!

 

I wanna be the flying pumpkin! And it looks like someone may be able to see what the slumber party actually does

[Shainen Sheepdog]

I was the compulsive hooker and successfully hooked Parvani last night.

 

[Benicia Bear]

OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAHHHHH BABY!!!

LAST NIGHT I tracked Rutherford Raccoon, and I doubt anyone will be surprised that he targeted Bixby Bunny. Nice choice Rutherford, and congrats on your wings!

[Omrom]

23 minutes ago, Corrina Cow said:

Wait, one more thing. Why was it a "bad morning"? We got out first success, that's a good morning!

Oh, dat is becuds the Day fweads awe awways titowed aftew someting one of da muwdewed pwayews said and yetsewday Bixby sayed, "Bad Mowning, Y'all" so dat's why.

[Parvani Poodle]

42 minutes ago, Gilford Goat said:

Rutherford you fucking legend!

+1

Now we're going somewhere!

38 minutes ago, Emeric Elephant said:

Great! Looks like the Raccoon is cleared town and not Trickster. I take back anything bad I said about you. 

Is it true though? What do we know about their win condition?

33 minutes ago, Gilford Goat said:

Okay so I investigated the Fox last night but was unsuccesful.  

Ok so who blocked you?

For my part, I was Deflector and I deflected actions from Benicia to Emeric. Not sure if anything came out of it though.

[Bartosz Bulldog]

Congratulations are definitely in order to Rutherford! Your new wings suit you. I didn't know you could change your shape! Are you secretly a Tanuki? 

Also I agree that this more or less exonerates you from the suspicion you were under the day before. 

21 minutes ago, Corrina Cow said:

Congrats, Rutherford, both for the kill and the award! Only one thing ... why did the crow do your kill if he hates dragon babies and said so? I feel like our resident narrator has messed you over again, like yesterday. Why does he hate you so much?  Don't worry, it doesn't make me suspect you again, I'm just giving him a hard time.

As for roles, I am told I was successful in mine, so all that worrying I did was for nothing. As a few of you know, I was the defuser, so hopefully there won't be any explosions tomorrow night. Speaking of which, why do we have a second one today with no anarchist to plant a new bomb? Omrom, have you been drinking something else?

Well if I may posit a guess as to why the roles still revolve around bombs, I'd hazard that the secret role that the Twickstew is going to give out could be related to anarchy. I'm curious though... since this is a role madness game I would also not be shocked if they were given the option of a conversion. I hate conversions. 

It very specifically neglects their factional kill. I'm certain that whatever role the trickster hands out today will be in lieu of the kill which would imply to me that it's something that serves the same or similar purpose. 

Also to be on the safe side if I were you I'd double check the meaning of your successful result with the Forest God. I'm pretty sure you get a "successful" result regardless of what your action accomplishes so long as you weren't blocked from carrying it out. I don't think a success automatically means you've diffused a bomb. I'd be very happy if it did though as that'd also basically give us another confirmed townie.

The waste water gives me grave omens about acting under false pretenses due to misunderstandings.  

Borf.

[Murderous Crow]

26 minutes ago, Corrina Cow said:

Only one thing ... why did the crow do your kill if he hates dragon babies and said so?

Oh, yes yes. Of course, narrative continuity is very important. More important than achieving a fucking lynch, yeah, I went there. Fuck you. But, all the kills go through us henchmen. There are two of us, you just can't tell because we are identical. We actually switch off between frames. Anyway, when we're asked to murder a Baby Dragon Hater, we do it, even though we are ones ourselves. The devious philosophy behind our spy network is that if one of our spies is found out, they're worthless to us. We don't want anybody giving the rest of us away if they're questioned and tortured, sodium pentathol, etc. So, the best solution is to whack those bitches. Serves them right for getting caught.

I'll go hide back in the bowels of the ship now. Unless, you're serving any of those delicious marshmallows I heard about?

[Gilford Goat]

1 minute ago, Bartosz Bulldog said:

since this is a role madness game I would also not be shocked if they were given the option of a conversion. I hate conversions. 

 Please no.

[Omrom]

Just now, Murderous Crow said:

Oh, yes yes. Of course, narrative continuity is very important. More important than achieving a fucking lynch, yeah, I went there. Fuck you. But, all the kills go through us henchmen. There are two of us, you just can't tell because we are identical. We actually switch off between frames. Anyway, when we're asked to murder a Baby Dragon Hater, we do it, even though we are ones ourselves. The devious philosophy behind our spy network is that if one of our spies is found out, they're worthless to us. We don't want anybody giving the rest of us away if they're questioned and tortured, sodium pentathol, etc. So, the best solution is to whack those bitches. Serves them right for getting caught.

I'll go hide back in the bowels of the ship now. Unless, you're serving any of those delicious marshmallows I heard about?

Oh, dewe hims is!! Somebody stop him! Wowfwik, hit him in da cwanium wif da mawwet! You eviw cwow! Watch out befowe I devouw youw bowews whiwe you awe stiww awive to suffew da agony! I wiww bave in youw bwood, you muwdewous fwiggin' deviw!! No mawshmawwows for you! Rrrrwwroorwrwwwrwww. Feaw my fewocious woaw!!

[Corrina Cow]

17 minutes ago, Gilford Goat said:

Hider?

No, defuser.

[Bartosz Bulldog]

By Togram's scales those baby dragon haters get worse and worse every time they speak wtf

Borf me, y'all. These crows are monster

[Murderous Crow]

Just now, Omrom said:

Oh, dewe hims is!! Somebody stop him! Wowfwik, hit him in da cwanium wif da mawwet! You eviw cwow! Watch out befowe I devouw youw bowews whiwe you awe stiww awive to suffew da agony! I wiww bave in youw bwood, you muwdewous fwiggin' deviw!! No mawshmawwows for you! Rrrrwwroorwrwwwrwww. Feaw my fewocious woaw!!

 Oh, they're just so adorable!

[Corrina Cow]

8 minutes ago, Omrom said:

Oh, dat is becuds the Day fweads awe awways titowed aftew someting one of da muwdewed pwayews said and yetsewday Bixby sayed, "Bad Mowning, Y'all" so dat's why.

Cool, I had no idea. Love it.

[Gilford Goat]

1 minute ago, Corrina Cow said:

No, defuser.

No a hider could be the purpose of needing another defuser

6 minutes ago, Bartosz Bulldog said:

I'm pretty sure you get a "successful" result regardless of what your action accomplishes so long as you weren't blocked from carrying it out. I don't think a success automatically means you've diffused a bomb. I'd be very happy if it did though as that'd also basically give us another confirmed townie.

Yeah probably this.