Cecil Saneworth
Muggle Studies Teacher
Ah, Cecil Saneworth. Given the job shortly after the Battle of Hogwarts, the Muggle Studies teacher has always been obsessed with Muggle inventions and how they work.
Here's a photo of him in his classroom, teaching about an Ice Pick (Taken off of a strange Muggle lady named Amy Leeds... Cookie to Shadows! ).
His classroom is decorated with many Muggle inventions, such as a "Jackhammer'' and a ''Buzzsaw''. He also has two of his most prized possessions hanging on the wall next to his Hogwarts Crest; two unpaid Muggle speeding tickets.
Professor Saneworth also has an obsession with stripes, leading him to paint his walls with them and forced Headmistress McGonnigal to renovate his floor with alternating colored floor boards.
Cecil also has an obsession with the Muggle warriors known as ''Samurai". He wears a Samurai helmet to work, along with some Samurai Pants. He'd wear a Samurai shirt too, but the dress code calls for a shirt with the Hogwarts Crest to be worn at all times by teachers.
Professor Saneworth graduated from Hogwarts in 1990 a Gryffindor. His odd demeanor negated any potential employers from hiring him, and he lived as a sort of nomad until 1996, when he was hired to teach Muggle Studies after Voldemort had been destroyed. Professor Saneworth had a soft spot towards his old house, and never let any students from Gryffindor get in trouble. When confronted about this by Horace Slughorn, the Slytherin Head of House, Professor Saneworth merely laughed it off, and promptly deducted 100 points from Slytherin, and in the same breath awarded 100 points to Gryffindor. Professor Slughorn didn't like that very much, and did the same thing in reverse. This viscous cycle continued for 6 hours straight, until Headmistress McGonnigal was forced to put an end to it. This duel of House Points continued covertly until Professor Slughorn's death in 2005. The new Slytherin Head of House wasn't quite as cheeky as Professor Saneworth's old friend/enemy Horace was, so this quiet duel was sadly put to rest.
Cecil was married to Luna Lovegood in 2000, despite being about 6 years older than her. Their own unique quirkiness brought them together, and they've had a happy marriage so far, ten years into it.
Professor Saneworth was made Gryffindor's Head of House in 2010, when Professor Longbottom was unfortunately killed in a greenhouse explosion. Gryffindor mourned their lost Herbology professor, but welcomed Professor Saneworth with open arms. Lovingly referred to as "The Nutty Professor" by his Muggle born students, and "Professor (In)Saneworth" by his half-blood and pure blooded ones, Cecil Saneworth has become a Fixture of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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