The Kid

Shh. It's TK. Don't move, don't say anything. Just back out of the room. Slowly. That's it. Come on. Now, General, I have a proposition for you... Join me. TK

*cough* Unhhhh.... What? Where- oh yes... well, that's that... *straightens up, wipes dust off self* Time for Plan B... TK

Don't worry,

YOU!! Me. WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS HERE?? You. I need your help. The DeVil, the unstoppable warrior, has fallen. I do not know how. It was not Vader. I need your help. The plan must not fail. YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU?? NEVER!! Oh, I think you will... Tell me... where is he? Where is your Master? All is not well, I can feel it... hold on... your chains are gone- *huge blast, rubble falling* *Cough* No, please- *Another blast, dust covers TK, the room shakes, and rubble crushes The Kid*...

Any and all Chav-related music. No links, sorry - I don't want to scar you all for life. TK

Journal: For days; weeks now I have been searching for the DeVil. He left me for... more important things. My whole plan will fall apart without him. 2 days ago, however, I had a... twist of fate. But it was not, as one may be so inclined to assume, necessarily a good thing. Quite the opposite. The one I thought invulnerable is no more. As I walked through a cavern on the planet Kryss, where I had detected a life source currently unknown to even the best radars, a stone ledge crumbled and a body fell in front of me. Maull DeVil is gone - yet again. This has weakened me greatly. My best ally and defence is diminished, and everything is crashing down before my eyes. My only hope now is to enlist the help of the guard, my old Master... Or, failing that, my old team... TK

I will be away until Sat 18th August. TK

Watch that hand, Bane, you may get a slap! :-$ 8-

I voted for Copmike. Very funny. :-D TK P.S. Wow, someone voted for me!! :-P

Ooh, shiny metal fist. Ooh, shiny jug of water. Ooh, shiny sparks. Ooh, shiny explosion. TK

Okay, I think we should have a minute's silence for Norrington. ... How long has it been? 6 seconds. Do we have to start again? Nah, to hell with that! Who wants Duff?? On the house for the next 3 seconds!! :-D ;-) TK

The pair are strolling along the bank, having a pleasant chat about ways and means. The Tusken begins to taunt Obi-Wan, who becomes increasingly annoyed. After a paticularly snide comment about Kenobi and Padme, the Jedi finally pushes the Raider into the lava. Unfortunately, however, he returns as a zombie and eats Obi-Wan's brains. Tusken wins. TK

Darth Maul chases Jar-Jar for a while. Eventually they come to a cliffside, where a battle to the death ensues. Jar-Jar's ears vs. Maul's saber. Maul eventually tires of the Gungan's shenanigans, and quickly decapitates Jar-Jar, force-pushing his remains off the cliff. A party later celebrates the victor: Society. TK

Don't. The fire cannot wait... DON'T. But it burns... ravaging, through my world, my existence... until it consumes me... STOP IT!!!! YOU WILL NOT DO IT!!!! But I can... and I will... goodbye, TK... NO!!! TK

Hmm, I was hoping the Skellie Tower would be

Chewbacca, thinking fast (and not realising Jango isn't a female wookiee, as he thought), grabs a cloth and a pair of LEGO scissors and begins frantically cutting away. He then visits his house, goes to his mum's room, grabs a few stuff and goes out to Jango in all his glory, batting his eyelashes. "What the haych-ee-double hockey sticks are you wearing???" Jango cries, bewildered. "Why, my best dress and makeup, silly!" Chewbacca giggles and moves in to kiss Jango, who quickly does the right thing and lops his own head off. Chewie wins. TK

Yeah, plus Maul's cooler than Dooku. *y* :-P TK

The Hutt fiend knocks Obi-Wan's saber to the floor with his tail. Obi-Wan consequently launches himself at Jabba, but slides off as Jabba has... just come out of the shower. And so, Obi-Wan jumps, falls off, repeats, for several hours, until he is tired out. He falls onto the floor, panting. Suddenly, he sees his lightsaber, picks it up, turns, and is sat on by Jabba. The Hutt wins. TK

Okay, finally time to reveal all. Highlight below to find out my mysterious name source! Made you look! Sorry, not revealing anytime soon. >:-) TK

Simple, my friend - magic. ;-) Yoda, can I tell them who dies yet? X-D There's much more great stuff in this movie that I haven't talked about, but, alas, I am tired. ;-) 'Night all. :-) TK

So I caught an advance screening of this earlier today. Absolutely brilliant, apart from seeing Bart's doodle. ;-) I liked Maggie's first word. :-D The plot was pretty good. And I absolutely loved the part at the start with Itchy & Scratchy and Homer's "We get this free on TV, why are we paying for it??" (Or something to that effect ;-)). The whole thing was hilarious. Another part I liked was the FOX advertising. Some little kids were sitting behind us and got confused when that came up. :-P Of course, there was the usual arrogant little berks who throw popcorn and never shut up, but we didn't do anything - didn't want to spoil the film. They scarpered afterwards before we could get them. >:-( |-/ ;-) TK

No problem, only took a couple of minutes. *cough* lazy bum *cough* :-P ;-) TK

Odd, I remember reading somewhere (possibly in this thread) that the member who gave us the set info (DJSaultNutz?) said it was. I'll have a look for it. EDIT: Got it. :-) TK

Piranha: Anakin's ship is also from the Force Unleashed. TK