The Kid

In the October issue of Death Ray magazine, there's an article about TFU. Basically it's an interview with Sam Witwer. He says the Dark Apprentice was raised by Vader as a "Force wrecking ball, he's like Vader's hammer". He also says "...he doesn't really have a sense of right and wrong. There's this innocence to him and he's scared to death of Vader." There's some more which I'll post tomorrow (keep you in suspense ;-)) :-) TK

Yoda catches Tyranus off guard and force pulls his lightsaber towards him. However, seeing as it's shaped like a boomerang, it comes back to Tyranus instantly. Yoda bawals like a baby, trying to play on guilt, but Christopher Lee- er, Tyranus quickly finishes the little shrimp. TK

I burst out laughing at the name. :-D X-D TK

Seeing as Obi's lightsaber only seems to move up and down, he doesn't prove much of a challenge for 360-degrees-Dooku. TK

Damn, season 5 won't be aired until 2010 due to Tennant being in Hamlet. After Season 5 he's apparently leaving. He will be doing 3 Doctor Who specials for 2009, though. TK

Anakin swoops down in his Actis and fries the Emperor. Quick, easy and painless. For Anakin. TK

Chewie cuts off all his hair and disguises himself. Vader, not bothering to use the force to find Chewie (seeing as it should be easy to find a walking carpet), completely bypasses him and keeps walking. Chewie sneaks up behind Vader, taps him on the opposite shoulder, and snags his lightsaber while he's distracted. Suddenly, Vader figures out what's going on. Suddenly, Vader's head rolls across the floor. GOOooooo Underdog! TK

Kit begins to wrap Mace in his tentacles, suffocating him, but Mace quickly cuts through them with his blade, causing Kit to cry out in pain. Mace then proceeds to stab him in the eyes, laughing like some sort of crazed evil genius (that Vaapaad's getting to him). Kit stumbles forward blindly and bumps into Mace. They both fall off the conveniently-placed cliff they were standing on, but as Kit can breathe underwater, Kit still (somehow, just) wins. TK

Midway through the pointless 'saber duel, Obi-Wan's hood blows off. "EEK! I'm bald!!!" Stupidly trying to cover his shiny skinhead with his hands, he burns his face off, forgetting the lightsaber is permanently stuck to his crappy arm. Jimmy laughs maniacally. Then falls over a rock, gets up, and walks off sheepishly. TK

Oh man oh man oh man... *cough* General? I'm here... C'mon, we gotta get out of here... is the hyperdrive still intact? No. It's been torn apart like the hull... Then I guess this is it... *cough* Damn Vader. Sorry for getting you caught up in this, Ivy... The end? I think not... Remember the escape pods? They're still intact. If we take Casewindu with us, they won't shoot us for fear of harming him. Okay... *groan* *TK throws CW in escape pod, the General climbs in* Get in, then! No, my love... it is time... I am wounded... NO! TK! Get in this pod- TK! *Pod jettisons* NOOOOOooo...!!! *cough* Fine, Vader... Do it. DO IT!!!! TK

Casewindu has been stunned. Excellent... I'll be there in a second... Oh, and activate any and all deflector shields, and what have you... I get the feeling we're going to be under attack shortly... TK

Ha! That's what you think!! *smacks CW over head with Magneto action figure* Ha! You may have got rid of my tractor beam, but my Magneto action figure with real metal moving powers will bring Stauder and Tanotrooper to ME!!! Hahaha! *begins to fo-* No! Not again! Calm down. Calm... ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz... Huh? What? Dammit! Where'd CW go? Gah! General! Yes? Casewindu is loose aboard the ship. Be on the lookout for him. If necessary, shoot on sight. I'd rather you stun him, though. Okay. Then we'll be able to get ransom, right? Yeah, now you're getting it! Just loosen up a bit and have some fun with this! Hahahaa! Plus, what a surprise teh Imperials will get when they find who's running this ship! A red-headed babe named Ivy! Heehee! TK

Yoda's 900 years of trying and failing to defeat Sith are outshone by a Padawan, as Obi-Wan brings down one of the coolest Sith ever. Yoda is mysteriously never seen again. Obi-Wan wins. TK

Hola General! Everything is going to plan! Not exactly. Out tractor beams were disabled. They used missiles. Dang it. Wait- *looks through conveniently placed window* Hey! Their engines are shot! Bring 'em in, boys! Yeehaa! ------ TK to Lord Vader: Vader. I have your General here. Two more of your band of ignoramie (yes, I made that word up) will soon be within my grasp too. You will meet my demands, or they will find themselves floating through space. I expect a reply in the next 24 hours, or the torture droid will come out... You have been warned... TK

Boba the Feet removes his boots and knitted-pink-socks-with-pictures-of-teddy-bears-on-them and tries to overwhelm the battle droid with the stench. The droid, however, having no senses, shoots the living snot out of Boba the Feet. Repeatedly. TK

General? We're aboard. They know it's us now, so you deactivate the disguise and unveil your ship's true beauty, or something. Er... right. Will do. And activate deflector shields around the turret, in case they try to blast it! Done. TK

Dwarf Underground Mine -

Yes, it's a bit blurry, but it could be armour. Not sure though. :-/ TK

You also missed the skellie on top of the Prison Carriage (I haven't seen him before?) and the chain maces. :-) Otherwise, some interesting points. TK

hewkii9: Alan Rickman plays a better baddie. He'd be better as a Doctor Who villian than the Doctor himself. ;-) TK

Behind you! *POW* Hah! Thanks Jifel! No more Egypto-hatcrap! Okay, give me that comlink! It's in your helmet? Okay, give me your helmet! *BLAST* There. Now, you're right, we are going to that unidentified ship. Who knows, maybe we'll meet your friends there? *kshhhh* TK? Yes? Iamded and Mr. Mandalorian have been caught in the tractor beam. They'll be here shortly. Excellent! *rubs hands together evilly* Hahaha! Mwahahaha! Blahaha- *foams at the mouth uncontrollably* TK

TK, the disguise has worked. They don't know it's an Imperial ship. I believe the rebels are evacuating; what shall I do with them? Leave the rebels. It's the Imperials I want. I've landed and am currently tracking General Casewindu. The data and profiles of all the Imperials I want is encrypted in your database, General. Bring them aboard our ship. The tractor beam should be useful here, I think... ---------------------- Freeze! General Casewindu... how lovely to see you again... Put the gun down... that's it... slowly now... good... TK

Sir, we've just come out of Hyperspace. Excellent. General! What is your status? I'm here. Good. Now, neither the rebels or Imperials have noticed us yet, which works out much better than I had anticipated. You stay here. There is a former colleague of mine on this planet I need to... attend to. Try to stay hidden for now. If they look like they're going anywhere, follow. Don't wait for me. ...Very well. It will be done. Good. And General? Yes? Thanks. Be careful. TK

Good. Very good. Excellent! I knew I could count on you, General! Now, the information? They are currently engaged with Rebels near the Outer Rim. Excellent. That makes it easier for us, if they are distracted. Okay, I'll take the Commandos in my ship. You will be in the Vanquisher, I assume? Good. We'll need an escort too. Very well. General *access denied* to Pilot Squadron 421: Get to your ships, you will be escorting us today. Right away Sir! Very good. Stay in comms range. We'll make the jump in exactly 1 Standard Galactic Hour. Be ready. TK

So, what do you think's gonna be in the new series? I've heard Davros*, and Peter Davison is in the Children In Need Special - he meets the current Doctor. David Tennant is rumoured to be leaving midway through the series. The current favourite replacement is James Nesbitt, I think. *The return of Davros obviously means the return of the Daleks, but how? Perhaps the surviving Dalek (I forget which it was) finds Davros and they somehow rescue the Doomsday Daleks from the void? Or they simply construct new Daleks? I was watching The End Of The World earlier today, and I noticed that Eccleston mentions being on a ship once; "they called that unsinkable too. Then it hit an iceberg and sank". Obviously this means Titanic, and the Christmas Special is on the Titanic - maybe Tennant bumps into Eccleston? X-D TK