The Kid

Luke whips out his cable, and ties up Greedo, torturing him for a few hours. Then, as an evil grin spreads across the Pilot's face, Greedo begins to worry - surely this means Luke has thought up the most evilest thing yet? Panicking, he stands up, and in his surprise that he could have done exactly that all that time, he falls over again, and a thermal detonator rolls out of his pocket. Luke looks at it, picks it up, laughs, and explodes. Greedo wins. TK

Tell you what 'Windy, I'll send you a tin of paint for your birthday. Anyway, back to the fighting and the killing and the *Oh it pains us*. Glavin. Well, yes. Again. TK

Yes, if it gets going, I'll be happy to. :-) TK

Taking Vader by surprise, the droid blasts his arm, and the lightsaber explodes. His wires exposed, Vader screams like a little girl, jumps behind a pillar for protection, and inadvertantly dives into the lava. BD wins. TK

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Done, I'll grab the sack, you get the return tickets to London. Might need a shovel too. TK

Set it before everything, before TPM, before KOTOR, before the earliest SW Canon material there is, and then it works and you can be free with what you do. TK P.S. As this idea is mine, I claim the Bad-Guy leader role. ;-) J/K

Dear Norrington, Stauder, Iamded, MM and Casewindu: Please read. Or, if you can't read, get someone else to do it for you! (That's how I get by) TK

The Guard flies out of a building, latching onto a ledge. The droid stands on the ledge, moving in for the kill, when it stumbles, falling. For some reason its opponent catches it, and the two make their way inside. The droid speaks up: "You have saved my life. I am eternally grateful." The two immediately bond, and live together in peace for several years. However, the droid had been repeating that same phrase over and over, and when the IG couldn't stands no more, he killed the droid. TK

Your - how shall we say, amusing? - defenses are far too late. We are long gone. Perhaps I'll send you a postcard, if you're lucky... and to be fair, luck really hasn't been on your side lately, has it? No, I expect after losing me yet again, I'll be writing to Vader's dungeon, hmm? So Long... TK

Guns n' Roses - Don't Damn Me. One of their best, actually. Oh well, off to try play it on drums! *sing* TK

Qui-Gon sneaks up behind Luminara, and with a quick hand and a "Yoink!" her headress is gone! She chases him, and he eventually hides, tripping her up when she walks past. Remembering his lightsaber at last, he points it at her. She agrees to do a swap - her lightsaber for the headress. Qui-Gon, that sly old fox, grabs her lightsaber, which is attached to her hand by wires (she is LULS, after all) and rips the whole arm out, causing the electronic Jedi to explode. The End. TK

Lando, seeing that he has no chance against Anakin, decides to play dirty. He, just like Zam, hides (except this time it's in a Tusken house). When Anakin strolls past, Lando jumps out and Kung-fu's the Jedi's megablocks all the way back to Coruscant. Oh yeah. TK

OOC: I got away through some "mystic powers" sort of thing from Maull DeVil. That's why it was said to be "impossible" that I got away; you're not supposed to explain it... :-) ;-) TK

You will chain me, but you will not hold me. You will torture me, but you will not hold me. You will kill me, but you will not hold me. He's coming back. TK

Zam hides behind a door to a bar as the Droideka rolls nearer. She coughs and the Droideka stops, unfolding. Zam then turns her head 180 degrees to her "scary" face and jumps out, screaming "ooglie-booglie-BOO!" causing the Droideka to have a fatal... [electronic] chip attack. TK

*Stumbles into a compartment* Hey! The Crown Jewels! I.e. the good kind - the ones that are worth something, you dirty-minded oaf! *puts on crown and holds septer proudly* I, Sir King Thing TK, hereby declare all you lot to be naughty. Now go sit in the corner! TK

@BB: Thanks. I noticed a couple of SW actors are in it. :-P Apparently it was shown at Celebration Europe the day I was there. I missed it. |-/ However, I see it's scheduled to be released on the same day as the nameless JJ Abrams film. TK

Uh, yes. Oops. And a Message From CfBT: So, uh, yeah, oops. TK

Can you prove this? Is there any way we can prove anything? Blah blah blah? TK

Hmm. According to the latest e-mail newsletter NAGTY's closing down. TK

Leia does a pole dance on one of those giant poles in the Arena. Geonosian flies around a bit. Leia's ultra-sexy moves on the pole beat the Geonosian's crappy moves. He's obviously never been told how to "shake it on the dance floor". Leia wins. TK

OOC: This is getting funnier by the post :-D :-D Grr! I want my Sand-Wampas!! Blergh... *grabs piece of wood with nail in the end* Come on then! TK

No lightsaber? No Death Star laser? A battle of boredom ensues! Who will bore the other to death first? Or will they just fall asleep? Find out!... now. *drum roll* Yoda wins! With his 900 years of "During The War" stories, Tarkin soon* turns to dust. TK *Or not, as the case may be. Give it another 900 years so Yoda can tell all his stories and it'll happen.