The Kid

My Lord, I am sending this message with what little strength I have left, and so I cannot say much... However, I will use my time appropriately... we have a situation on Ryloth, Yavin IV and the surrounding systems... Weapons of Mass Disintegration are being stored in underground bases. I believe my lieutenant triggered a smaller one, which has left me in the state I am in, a mere torso with a head... I am weak, Lord Vader... I cannot survive... I need stabilization... medic... *kshhh* TK

TK

A block/brick of AFOLs? T'would make sense... TK

I actually have one of these: It's brilliant. Although one of the leg decals has torn ever so slightly. TK

I don't know whather I'm alive or dreaming or dead or remembering... how can you tell what's a dream and what's real when you can't even tell when you're awake and when you're asleep... Inside me I'm screaming; nobody any pays attention... if I had arms, I could kill myself, if I had legs, I could run away, if I had a voice I could talk and be some kind of company for myself... How do I know they'll kill me? I could yell for help, but nobody would help me... I don't see how I can go on like this... Help me... S... O... S... HELP ME TK

I'd go for either the Troll Battle Wagon or Troll Warship, just for the giant trolls X-D TK

So that's Dwarves' Mine Defender, Troll Battle Wagon, Tower Raid and Troll Warship? Cool. I hope they'll show up in Tesco or Argos/Woolworths. Preferably the first. TK

Unhhhh... Lieutenant? Lieutenant! Where are you? Are you okay? *kshhh*TK...*zzz*...emergen*zzzbeep* What the hell...? *kshh* Hello? Come in! Who is this? Damn thing's on the blink again-*crackle**BOOM* Holy shit! The damn thing exploded! That was a laser shot! Lieutenant!! We have company! Where the hell are you? Admiral... Lieutenant! Are you ok? No. My ship exploded. As you can see, I have no legs and but one arm... here, take my weapon... leave me, Admiral. Get yourself out of here. Lieutenant, you- Go! *More laser rifle shots, Lieutenant is killed* You bastards! *turns round and shoots wildly, hears growl* *runs over* C4? Detonator... crap. *Explosion* TK

Actually, Vader, only a couple of those are new (the last 2). Interesting though. TK

Got it, most likely putting a moat in. Would a buttload of 1x1 tiles look out of place? Should I use bigger tiles? TK

7094 King's Casle Siege

Sir, we've lost communication with the Lietuenant on Yavin 4. Damn it! The rebel scum must have left something behind... hang on, what's this? I'm getting some kind of signal... look. Over there. Ryloth. The rebels must be there. It's the only planet near here with life forms, and where else could I be getting a signal- *kshhh* Lieutenant- *kshhh* control systems going haywire- *zzzzz* I'm going down-*bleep* Transmission End Sir? I'm following you; calling backup; requesting fireship-*BOOM* TK

Heh, just calculated the total minifigures coming my way in the next month (fingers crossed): 50. From around

How much was it?

They're dead. Outta here. Get any readings of the ship, Commander? Uh, yeah. No life forms. Well why did you fire on them then? You told us to. Idiots. What about Sylp's ship? We lost the tracking. It was probably destroyed. Very well. Scout the area for him. I shall continue the search with the Leiutenant. Right away, sir! TK

Nothing on Yavin IV. There are a few craft nearby; could be civilians though. I'll investigate... *switches on deflector shielding and invisibility cloaking device* Just hack into their comms... [muffled speech] Sounds unfamiliar... not taking any risks, though. Fire at will, commander... TK

You will... TK

Well, I just spoke with someone who went to Toy Fair and he basically said he'd got a load of pics of the agents line (which had 2 parts people were going to "go nuts over"), there was definitely some leaked stuff there, and all non-Star Warsy hi-res photos will be uploaded later today/tonight (depending on where you live). He also got videos of the moving parts in the RGS and AT-TE. He also said there will be no new Star Wars stuff other than what's already been shown. TK

Basically it's like a "first-person RPG". Read the last couple of pages and you'll see what I mean. If you're an Imperial, you'll be put in the chain of command, starting out at the bottom. If you're a rebel, then I think you... let's say... get treated better :-P But being in the Empire has it's benefits too, like pie! ;-) Oh, and to all members of the Empire: sorry for calling you incompetent buffoons :-$ :-D TK

TK to any available members of the Empire: Proceed to the Death Star. I am leaving my post to track down Sylp. You incompetent buffoons do not seem to be able to do tasks quickly... TK to Lord *vader*: My Lord, this is getting out of hand. Sylp could be telling them anything... or everything. I am leaving my position at the Death Star to find him myself. I will report in when I find him. *departs Star Destroyer in personal fighter with an escort of two Imperial Pilots, both in non-Imperial craft to avoid attention* We tracked his TIE to the fourth moon of Yavin. It's stationary at the moment; he may have abandoned it. Set coordinates for Yavin IV. Let's move... TK

How much is Royal Mail signed postage? TK

Fingers crossed. Although the smallest set is Dwarves' Mine Defender for

Plural, it appears to be some sort of Mobile Command Center that slots into the monkey lizard sticker compartment. TK

Anyone notice that the Orc has... HANDCUFFS?!?! *wacko* :-D TK